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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmm if you’re a horny bottom like me you will probable get turned on picking a cucumber when out shopping?? If you want to take bbc then abuse your assholes with a cucumber a few times to train your hole to take a big cock….I try and pick a thick cucumber and I measure 9 inches on it and draw a line and sniff some scents and it’s so horny when u get to that 9 inch point….any naughty bottoms had any dirty fun with a big green monster. He he

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By *erry55Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would so love to be well lubed and then fucked with a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I’ve done that mate feels amazing taking it so deep !

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By *ature boyMan
over a year ago

Erdington

Im sure i could not take it. I need training i usually top

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By *unmaster100Man
over a year ago

batley

Used one on a couple of guys so erotic

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By *issyalishaTV/TS
over a year ago

hampshire

Ive been fucked before by a guy with a cucumber. It actually does feel good :P

But nothing beats a good hard cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have often used cucumbers. Very satisfying

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By *osherMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Done some scents while taking the dildo/strapon in profile pic …. She always makes a point of fucking me then milking … making a puddle on table /bench and I’m made to lick table/bench clean. Huge huge turn on. Even better with a waiting audience….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tried it a few times felt great but no way got 9 inches in x

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By *lisonTVSlutTV/TS
over a year ago

Torrevieja, Spain

I have enjoyed inserting cucumbers deep and taking two cucumbers at once

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By *ice oneCoolMan
over a year ago

midlothiam

My friend had used a cucumber on me.

Great after the initial push in

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By *rucian69Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I have used cucumber and large courgettes in the pastboth are good for training/ stretching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use cucumbers all the time. Good for length and girth. Best training aid there is

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By *r.blue.eyes.86Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Cucumber is a regular friend when working away in hotels, had so much fun with a cucumber!

Always try and go for the biggest but usually struggle with the length of too much girth, great fun trying though

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By *nal whoreMan
over a year ago

Larkfield

When i use cucumbers i always go to Sainsburys to get mine as they do extra large ones that are nice and thick. Ive used cucumbers and other veg several times and have also had a guy fuck me hard with a big fat cucumber in the woods whilst i sucked his cock.

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By *ohn321Man
over a year ago

Gainsborough

My Mrs has fucked me several times with a cucumber I always know when it's coming cos she buys two or three generally the biggest she can find for me and one for her vagina she likes to start soft and ends up going for it till I can't take anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love cucumber so many differant shapes and sizes,seeing how much you can take and opening you right up feels so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a truck driver I often stop at well known supermarkets to pick up a cucumber or 2 for some fun in my truck. I love standing and filtering through them looking for the right length and girth, even better if there’s a lady beside me choosing one for tea. I also buy lube at the same time and smile as I pay the checkout girl! Love a cucumber that’s slim and tapered at the top and then expands into an arse stretcher and love to sit deep on one while I suck a nice cock in the back of the truck- anyone Derby/Notts who’d like to play drop me a line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A courgette is better as they can be warmed to cock temperature in a microwave. Cucumber goes a bit soggy

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By *EE96Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 inch? Your not trying, all of it plus another one for dp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah had a cucumber and courgette both felt amazing hurt at first but once in oh my god was heaven

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By *imsilverTV/TS
over a year ago

castlebar

Hmmmmm Cucumbers i use them for years i put them in a sink with warm water before using them they feel amazing.

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By *iguy650Man
over a year ago

newport

I pick a cucumber with a reasonable girth then, leaving a couple of inches at the tip, peel the skin off, down to a couple of inches at the base. I find it easier to get the tip in past my sphincter, then the rest of it slips in easily, and it's more flexible, so follows the curves of your body. The slightly rough texture of the peeled surface seem to increase the pleasure for me. Mmm...trip to the supermarket on the cards today!

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By *inkymindedMan
over a year ago

flintshire

I do like a cucumber deep in my ass

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By *rixiesw1TV/TS
over a year ago

Wincanton

Wanting to try DP in my slutty pussy so guess this is the way to prep for the main event. Maybe 2 courgettes is more of a match for real cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber , courgette, aubergine are my go to when no one is playing

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By *azmin999jmMan
over a year ago

wakefield

No mention of carrots ??????,

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By *ISEXISBESTMan
over a year ago

BUCHAREST

If fucked a watermelon that was amazing especially if you leave it in the sun to warm up

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By *achaelHTV/TS
over a year ago

Bosworth

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By *achaelHTV/TS
over a year ago

Bosworth

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By *achaelHTV/TS
over a year ago

Bosworth

H'mm surely its safer playing with a clean safe toy.

Rather than vegetables or fruit that potentially you haven't washed and can carry alsorts of bacteria on them.

More to the point I know someone who used a banana once (still in the skin) and on the end of the banana there's a brown hard bit!!!

HERE LIES A CAUTION!!!

The brown hard bit has slightly Sharp edges on it and your arse or the lining is very soft and thin!!

IT CAN EADILY RIP OR TEAR!!

luckily he only caused a minor puncture.

I tried not to wince or laugh afterwards when he told me.

USE TOYS MUCH SAFER

Sorry had to repost twice not sure what happened the post came out not right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers are good as long as washed properly and any brown bits removed. I love em in my bum

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By *olvo hotelMan
over a year ago

armagh

Oh i went to tesco the other day and bought some stockings thongs and a cucumber, put it in the fridge and i fucked myself silly with it, ooooh mmmmmmm

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By *olvo hotelMan
over a year ago

armagh


"Oh i went to tesco the other day and bought some stockings thongs and a cucumber, put it in the fridge and i fucked myself silly with it, ooooh mmmmmmm"
it lasted 3 days before i had to make cucumber sandwiches and feed some unaware people

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By *rpcockMan
over a year ago

Orpington

No I don’t , can’t see the appeal

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By *eanwoodsTV/TS
over a year ago

newent

I love a cucumber and yes I was and clean them before and can get a god 9-10” deep in me x average width and it does feel nice giving yourself a really good stretch. I’m out on Thursday x maybe I should take a cucumber south me for fun mmmm.

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By *iscreetfun6947Man
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Mmmmmmm would love to use a cucumber ?? or anything else on someone near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used aubergines and butternut squash to give my hole the stretch it craves.

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By *ightasssissy abbey555Man
over a year ago

southampton

Yes got video of me using one felt lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens when I get slutty

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By *seableMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I've had many happy experiences using them, both on myself and several g/fs

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By *enny_J_JonesTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

was using one on myself only last week. I prefer a really big courgette as I can deepthroat that as well. A cucumber is too wide to go all the way down, but with a courgette I love to practice ATM

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By *erneeMan
over a year ago

shoebury

Think I have to buy one for the weekend if someone fancys using it on me

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By *otsexydannyMan
over a year ago

Norwich and sometimes London

I used a big thick cucumber on myself recently, it took a bit of time but I gradually eased more and more of it inside me, until I was fucking myself with it.

I was so horny and took a couple of photos to post on here but they were rejected for not complying with the rules... strange really when you see some the other photos on here but nevermind, I enjoyed myself even if you lot didn't get to see it

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By *enny_J_JonesTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I used a big thick cucumber on myself recently, it took a bit of time but I gradually eased more and more of it inside me, until I was fucking myself with it.

I was so horny and took a couple of photos to post on here but they were rejected for not complying with the rules... strange really when you see some the other photos on here but nevermind, I enjoyed myself even if you lot didn't get to see it "

Yes this happened to me too. All dressed up with a nice cucumber in my arse taken from below...banned image

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By *implayMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

Have used cucumbers on myself before and enjoyed it! Met a TV before Xmas, we were fucking then they asked me to use a cucumber on them so I did! Was horny watching but noticed how easily they took it so I left the cucumber in then slid my cock in too! Loved it but not as much as they did

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By *witch cd whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

woking

I have used cucumbers, bananas, courgettes, carrots, rolling pins(new) bowling pins, leeks, fist shaped dildos, soft toilet brushes (new), even had three smallish cucumbers in my ass. Next I want to try apples, oranges, aubergines, whisk and wine bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a cucumber, as you’ll see from the first photo in my gallery. It feels so good opening you right up, and is slightly squashy after you’ve been riding it for an hour or so. Great for gaping and preparing for a big pounding! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to try it but frighten it may snap lol

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By *erry55Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"Want to try it but frighten it may snap lol "

Go for it, you will enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe me I've given them a good use, and if you're vigorously fucking your hole, they bend rather than snap. Give it a go! You'll enjoy it lots

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By *rpcockMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Mmm if you’re a horny bottom like me you will probable get turned on picking a cucumber when out shopping?? If you want to take bbc then abuse your assholes with a cucumber a few times to train your hole to take a big cock….I try and pick a thick cucumber and I measure 9 inches on it and draw a line and sniff some scents and it’s so horny when u get to that 9 inch point….any naughty bottoms had any dirty fun with a big green monster. He he "

To be honest I never have, maybe it’s me

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By *oLadyTV/TS
over a year ago

crewe

The downside with cucumbers is they slip out.

If you get a nice girthy courgette and insert the fat end first, it stays in place

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By *erneeMan
over a year ago

shoebury

Think I got go shops

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By *oucan3Man
over a year ago

Telford, Shropshire

Can I just say at this point tgat if any of you invite me for Dinner. I think will pass on any salads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing better than something nice and big being worked in to a nice tight ass. my first insertion was a screwdriver handle. clamped it into a work mate with plenty of height. lubed handle and ass. held on to roof joist and lovered on to the handle. initial pain turned to pleasure managed to get a good Leighton in past the handle. slowly fucked my self and eased of slowly great gaping feeling. cucumbers. carrots and parsnips are good too.

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By *ldhamAreaMan
over a year ago

OLDHAM

A guy once used a carrot on me at a group meet and after fucking me with it for a while he took it straight from my ass and had me eat it in front of the other guys. I beleive they refer to me as Bugs Bunny and still giggle at my humilation

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By *eams GuyMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

I would love a guy to fuck me with a cucumber

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By *ingslynnMan
over a year ago

Grantham

I would need to train myself a few times if i were ever to take 9"

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By *an84stalbansMan
over a year ago

St. Albans

A guy I used to have a lot of fun with used cucumber on my arse!! Was great fun to have something so big used on me! Loved the feeling!

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By *onstant.Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Love to slide a nice fat carrot deep inside me.

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By *laretv42TV/TS
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

A good lube is always a bonus xx

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By *erry55Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

I've used carrots and cucumber from time to time, they are always great to use and lead to a stronger than usual orgasm.

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By *illmeupxxxMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton

I'm absolutely in love with food insertions. Can have a lot of fun with a small grocery shop

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By *atiate curiousityMan
over a year ago

Ascot

I find that cucumbers can be very satisfying. I thought I wouldn’t be able to take more than about 8-9” but then discovered the secret to getting much more in. The thing is that an erect penis does have a bit of give in it, but a chilled cucumber isn’t as flexible. If you warm it up in a basin of hot water it becomes a little more bendy. Regarding the concerns about bacteria and dirt, popping a condom on a cucumber sorts that out and provides a small amount of lubricant. Best I’ve taken has been 12”. I did take a few photos but the more interesting ones got rejected here as being a bit too much. Like inserting anything where the sun doesn’t shine, use lots of lubricant and do it slowly. If it hurts, stop and relax. When the pain subsides start again

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By *umfunisnice2017Man
over a year ago

Walney Island


"I find that cucumbers can be very satisfying. I thought I wouldn’t be able to take more than about 8-9” but then discovered the secret to getting much more in. The thing is that an erect penis does have a bit of give in it, but a chilled cucumber isn’t as flexible. If you warm it up in a basin of hot water it becomes a little more bendy. Regarding the concerns about bacteria and dirt, popping a condom on a cucumber sorts that out and provides a small amount of lubricant. Best I’ve taken has been 12”. I did take a few photos but the more interesting ones got rejected here as being a bit too much. Like inserting anything where the sun doesn’t shine, use lots of lubricant and do it slowly. If it hurts, stop and relax. When the pain subsides start again "

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By *lueboy42Man
over a year ago

salford

I can usually take 6-7 inches of a cucumber, but this weekend I’m going to find a nice courgette. Need opening before I get a nice deep fucking

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By *JAY60Man
over a year ago

HAVANT


"was using one on myself only last week. I prefer a really big courgette as I can deepthroat that as well. A cucumber is too wide to go all the way down, but with a courgette I love to practice ATM"

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By *JAY60Man
over a year ago

HAVANT

Has anyone tried a large candle the sort you see in churches i found it very hard and slips in a treat best orgasam i had in a long time

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By *jtogoMan
over a year ago

lowestoft

My step dad used to grow cucumbers in his green house. That was the first time I used one. Then my greedy hole wanted more! I gradually got bigger & bigger ones.

Then when I started working in a kitchen, I used to go the cash & carry & they had massive ones!

I find a courgette is better now as they have a more girthy head. Next I want to try an aubergine.

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By *otstuff2Man
over a year ago

Kingswear

Meet to try this

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By *incschunkymonkeyMan
7 days ago

Grantham

As it is or peeled first?

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By *idcot1979Man
7 days ago

didcot

I have used cucumbers and bottles

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By *teve52105Man
7 days ago

Frinton

Ummm I’d like someone to use one on me

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By *tephanie SomtimesTV/TS
7 days ago

South Derbyshire

My ex girlfriend made me get one from the fridge when we were having fun.

I didn't realise she was going to use it on me

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By *ubtitsMan
7 days ago

hyde

Yes I have but never measured how much of it I took tbh but good training for cock mmmmmm

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By *hagmenowplsMan
7 days ago

Hereford

Thinking of trying a marrow

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By *tiffunMan
7 days ago

wantage

I have had a lot of fun with a cucumber. But not straight from the fridge lol

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By *aturebottom2019Man
7 days ago

NOTTINGHAM

I love using cucumbers .. straight from the fridge and a bit if baby oil

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By *ightasssissy abbey555Man
7 days ago

southampton

Oh yes after it's been the fridge feels bloody lovely

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By *ernne2Man
7 days ago

shoebury

I've done a cucumber with loads of lube bloody loved it

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By *D_SuckerTV/TS
7 days ago

Sileby

I was in Aldi earlier, looking through the cucumbers looking for the biggest, I did get some looks !

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By *AMNinja2214Man
7 days ago

Bury

Used to have cucumber up my arse as profile pic ...

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By *aulTooSmallMan
7 days ago

Shrewsbury


"I was in Aldi earlier, looking through the cucumbers looking for the biggest, I did get some looks !"

Just for looking.

All in your imagination

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By *andwich200Man
7 days ago

sandwich

I have fucked myself with a banana before

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By *hy guy 74TV/TS
7 days ago

Spennymoor

Used cucumbers and carrots when starting out

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By *ungandMan
7 days ago

daveyhulme

A veggie time cucumber and carrots

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By *ongueincheeksMan
7 days ago

poole

Does it count as one of your 5 a day ?

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By *laretv42TV/TS
7 days ago

BRIDGEND

A man's cock will not compare in length or girth xx

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By *igR699Man
7 days ago

somewhere

Fucked my hole with a large one now curious to feel the real thing

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By *ockFunCarlisleMan
6 days ago

Carlisle

I have used a cucumber many times, also large courgettes and even aubergines ( they really make you stretch and gape). Always a good session with my veg and a few good hits of po##ers

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By *aldgaperMan
5 days ago

south

9 inch! You're not trying, 13 inch and I close after it

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By *argassMan
5 days ago

Brough

Met a guy once in a prem inn both bottom so I told him to bring a cucumber we fucked each other one on each end of the cucumber

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By *tuart12083Man
2 days ago

Shawbirch

I use bananas mostly as they’re a little more flexible. Lots of lube and a big banana and just slide it in and push it out. I did upload a pic of one here but they rejected it as said it was a bit too spicy!

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By *ottirsonTV/TS
2 days ago

Bury

I received an order from one of the hot guys on here, went to Tesco and then took some photos & vids of myself. It was enough to make him visit later on, which was another story! x

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By *ddie 53Man
2 days ago

macduff

Loads off times was early morning and when cane home from work .......

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By *arry BearMan
2 days ago

West London

Once met a guy who asked me to use a cucumber and then a big carrot!!

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By *j4u1881Man
2 days ago

Canvey island

Have had carrots of various girth inside me, but will try cucumber. I have also put ice cubes inside me while I wank as well which is really horny (just let them melt just a tad before pushing them in)

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By *idcot1979Man
2 days ago

didcot

I used a cucumber on mevand a wine bottle

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By *T166AMan
14 hours ago

northampton

lol cucumbers are the best you can shape them how you want it

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