When I was 27 I got arrested for tax fraud, it took nearly two years to go to court, by which time I had moved to London and was working for Barclays bank, ironic I know, but back in the day, this was 1997, it was easy to walk into high end jobs, if you could talk the talk, I could lol, so all along the case being prepared my barrister told me I would get a fine and that it be done with, I was to appear in crown court in Staffordshire, so I dressed for work as normal suit, long trenchcoat, they were the height of fashion, make a good impression in court and hopped on the train.
Got to court, saw the barrister and he had a frown that didn't make me feel too good
He explained that the judge who had been due to sit, couldn't attend today and the replacement was a cunt and because I was now working for a bank he would almost certainly make an example of me.
So I then begin to shit myself, I've got my job and life in London, I'm openly gay and dressed like a city toff and it looks like I'm going away.
So I appeared, sentenced to 18months and was going to an allocations prison as it was Dec and they didn't do much moving around of prisoners over that period. Fucking hell so no soft category c prison I will spend however long with murderers etc, the worst of the worst.
So I had hatched a plan with my mother that my good friend would write to me as my wife and I had two kids, sorted, well so I thought.
I knew I had to man up and deal with the shit coming my way.
So I calmed down on the journey in the prison van me and about 7 others, I did get a cock twitch when a few of the guys got on, skinheads in tackies, commando cocks bouncing about and thought ahit I got to stop this, can't be having random hardons in the showers or anywhere.
So we got there went through the process, got out my city clothes and had prison stuff till I could have clothes sent in, Sitting now in a holding cell with about 20 guys and I'm doing it again my dick is throbbing and I'm in loose joggers with equally loose pants, I can see the tent pole and I am forcing it down between my legs with both arms trying and hoping to fuck that they haven't noticed.
Shall I go on
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