FabGuys.com forum: Self pleasure objects

By *inkyminded OP Man
8 weeks ago

flintshire

What has been the strangest but enjoyable objects used for a bit of analysis self pleasure. In the past I’ve used toys, fruit, veg, deodorant cans, tool handles and golf balls.

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By *cotsman697Man
8 weeks ago

Wimbish

I have a soft touch rake handle love it

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By *ornyguy911Man
8 weeks ago

harrogate

Used a rolling pin once for a video request lol

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By *inkyminded OP Man
8 weeks ago

flintshire

Sounds like fun. I might have to try that

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By *aul33848Man
8 weeks ago

York

A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

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By *inkyminded OP Man
8 weeks ago

flintshire

I’ll have to try that

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By *igdick1959Man
8 weeks ago

Cleobury Mortimer

I used a beer bottle flat end first really made me gape

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By *antsdownreadyMan
8 weeks ago

Crewe

I have a few vids on squirt.org Mitcham deo, old spice deo can,glass bottle. If I can get it in it goes up always looking for new stuff to try.

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By *mooth FuntimeMan
8 weeks ago

Oxford

Cucumbers!!!!

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By *ee468Man
8 weeks ago

Felixstowe

"Cucumbers!!!!"
peeled or unpeeled

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By *armernick1964Man
8 weeks ago

Grantham

Carrots

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By *suckcocks666Man
8 weeks ago

Birstall

Carrots, cucumbers, dildos, fingers, but can't beat a good hard thick cock xx

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By *tuart90Man
8 weeks ago

inverclyde

Walking stick whisky bottle no lube a wee bit spit fruit veg dildo brush and lots more things of a similar shape

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

near Southport

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm"

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum.

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By *ndy123692000Man
8 weeks ago

sunbury

Carrots !

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By *Shaw63Man
8 weeks ago

nearby

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum."

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience 😬

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By *enny_Jones_UKTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

sheffield

Cucumber or a fat courgette is even better. a roll-on deodorant makes a lovely "I am desperate to be filled" butt-plug

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

near Southport

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum.

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience 😬"

Ex was an A&E Dr.

You would not want to hear the stories

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By *odgercooperMan
8 weeks ago

East Midlands east Anglia

Dust pan handel it had a lovely rubber sleeve covering the pastic

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By *ersredMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum.

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience 😬

Ex was an A&E Dr.

You would not want to hear the stories "

Partner is a Dr, some of the stories are pretty weird.

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By *oLadyTV/TS
8 weeks ago

crewe

3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle

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By *aunchy1Man
8 weeks ago

upton

How strange. I got a very similar post took down for asking the same thing.

Two amazing things I’ve used a wooden pizza cutter handle and the handle of a plastic whisk. The whisk handle felt awesome because of the shape

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By *ilfermlineMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I love cucumbers

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By *aney_FoxxTV/TS
8 weeks ago

sunbury

Butternut Squash ❤️

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Rollin pin and fill beer can got a lovely gape from it

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By *oLadyTV/TS
8 weeks ago

crewe

Grapes ….and olives …..obviously not at the same time…….one at a time and without their respective containers

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By *ew trixTV/TS
8 weeks ago

doncaster

Budweiser bottle , taped into my panties to hold it in as I walked around

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By *ollo007Man
8 weeks ago

Pontefract

Not strange I guess but I'm training for my first bottom ( I chose a big guy for the first) and I've been using the carrot in the condom technique hehe.

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By *punk catcherMan
8 weeks ago

Wakefield

A tin of hot dog sausages (minus the tin) and a kitchen roll holder (minus the kitchen roll)

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By *rgewMan
8 weeks ago

hook

A condom covered banana 🍌 unpeeled

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By *niquehornMan
8 weeks ago

peterborough

I often use a condom covered cucumber

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By *otandhornynowMan
8 weeks ago

merthyr tydfil

"3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle"

At the same time????

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By *inkyminded OP Man
8 weeks ago

flintshire

"3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle

At the same time????"

I’ve managed 4 golf balls at once. It made me feel so full.

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By *entletouchMan
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Has anyone tried a cock?

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By *entletouchMan
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Those carrots at Morrisons look tempting

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By *wakers14Man
8 weeks ago

Burgess Hill

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum.

Love to hear more.

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience 😬

Ex was an A&E Dr.

You would not want to hear the stories

Partner is a Dr, some of the stories are pretty weird."

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By *wakers14Man
8 weeks ago

Burgess Hill

"A well lubed wine bottle. Fully greased so you can squat it stretching and gaping your hole mmmmm

Always make sure it is sealed it can cause you to prolapse if you create a vacuum.

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience 😬

Ex was an A&E Dr.

You would not want to hear the stories "

Do tell.

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By *aunchy1Man
8 weeks ago

upton

"Those carrots at Morrisons look tempting "

Prefer Aldi's wonky ones

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By *eightonpa1Man
8 weeks ago

Scarborough

I have popped 3 small stone eggs in & some marbles. I love my fuck machine the best.

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By *efo Love CokMan
8 weeks ago

banbury

My wife's rabbit dildo is soooo good inside me when I get close to cumming

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By *noblerMan
8 weeks ago

welling

I,be used a kitchen roll holder, loved it

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By *ia2TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Near

"I have popped 3 small stone eggs in & some marbles. I love my fuck machine the best. "

oooo, I’m going to have to try a ‘fuck machine’ one of these days. Curiosity is beginning to get the better of me

hehe.

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By *rain_bb1989Man
8 weeks ago

Rustington

apple

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By *heffields5s9bjMan
8 weeks ago

sheffield

I went unannounced to visit a bottom I know. Found him naked with an aubergine up his cunt. A fun time was had

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By *etro manMan
8 weeks ago

manchester

I used to meet a female friend Chester I had just finished a week of 12 nights train to her house key and went for a sleep she arrived at lunch time we played I couldn’t get hard so oral etc for her I went and found a vase with a shape stopper green glass she smiled and liked it some time passed I was feeling horny I noticed she was rubbing it inside her I watched next i felt it on my legs and rubbing against bum it’s your turn she slowly pulled my legs apart pushing it inside me slowly touching my penis and sucking me as the stopper went in still using mmm have a picture of it been used

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By *tm4u2takeMan
8 weeks ago

IP19

Electric toothbrush base, kitchen roll holder, rolling pin, frying pan handle,

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By *iv JonesMan
8 weeks ago

Cardiff

Walking around the house with a hairbrush in my arse.

Sometimes cum hands free

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By *ightasssissy abbey555Man
8 weeks ago

southampton

Fucking big cucumber

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By *eefer2802Man
8 weeks ago

Bristol

3 anal hooks and 2 vibrators

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By *eefer2802Man
8 weeks ago

Bristol

3 anal hooks and 2 vibrators

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By *ub bottom 56Man
8 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I have a butt plug that can be controlled via a app , not tried it yet

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By *appylondonMan
8 weeks ago

West London

There was a hairbrush with a perfectly shaped handle that slid into my arse nicely and stayed in place.

Another was an umbrella with hooked handle. I could slide the handle it into my arse, lie back comfortably and fuck my self with it.

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By *umjuiceMan
8 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Metal toilet roll holder with a bulbous head similar to a cut cock , lubed my arse and slid on to it . Managed to take it deep causing me to spunk everywhere . Couldn’t take it all as it was at least 14 in in length . Reckon I managed about 8 inches in me before I was shooting spunk everywhere .

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By *imon5262Man
8 weeks ago

Grantham

You can buy cock shaped bottle openers has a full size wooden cock with a bottle opener at the base and they come in all sizes I have one that my mother in law brought for me a as a joke a thick 6in have used it on Many occasions with and without lube xx

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By *enarthLadMan
8 weeks ago

Penarth

Never tried anything but taking inspiration from this thread hehe

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By *azboy37Man
8 weeks ago

Diss

"3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle"

Does that include the punnet.

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By *ottsswingerMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

2.5/3l bottles of

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By *ediumsized2Man
8 weeks ago

Taplow

3 cadbury cream eggs chilled

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By *ale.49Man
8 weeks ago

Doncaster

Just had a cucumber

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By *tuart90Man
7 weeks ago

inverclyde

Oh forgot the gear stick of a jeep

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By *rdiscreet327Man
7 weeks ago

notts

Definitely going to have to try some of these.

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By *oLadyTV/TS
7 weeks ago

crewe

Towing-hitch on the rear bumper of an old landrover

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By *an in West DurhamMan
7 weeks ago

Crook

A very long time ago, my first girlfriend and I had bought a cheap rolled pork joint for a Sunday dinner. While I was preparing to cook it, I noticed that it looked a bit cunt-like. It also felt a bit cunt-like to my fingers. She was out so I decided to fuck it. It was good enough to make me cum but was really a bit too cold. Needless to say I didn't clean my cum up and a nice roast was enjoyed by us both!

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By *udly guyMan
7 weeks ago

kendal

Just a brown bottle and some really good porn

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By *oy1955Man
7 weeks ago

maldon

I used a toilet brush handle up my backside ……. Loved it but wished it was a nice cock

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By *uriohornMan
7 weeks ago

Kettering

Been using shampoo and juice bottles filled with warm water for years, the variety of different sizes and ergonomic shapes is unreal, i only ever drink a few juices an used same shampoo for years but walkin down those aisles in shops takes an inordinate length of time

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By *teve1001400Man
7 weeks ago

Paul's cray

Ping hybrid 7 club. Shape goes naturally to prostate. Done on cam a few times

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By *ochdalesubTV/TS
7 weeks ago

rochdale

Not up the bum but I've used a rolled up thick fashion magazine to slide over my cock fully lubed

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By *aura LovecockTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Holmfirth

You can make your own dildo with pipe lagging from your local DIY store, I put around 4 condoms on the insulation and it is fab, can make it as long in length you want to x

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By *ubmissivelookingMan
7 weeks ago

Elstree

Sliced?

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By *achelmeemeeTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Erith

Oh yes sounds like lots of fun xx

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By *onnyd26Man
2 weeks ago

Mitcham

"What has been the strangest but enjoyable objects used for a bit of analysis self pleasure. In the past I’ve used toys, fruit, veg, deodorant cans, tool handles and golf balls. "
what you said plus a few more to mention , a meter long chain, the handle of an umbrella

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By *ediumsized2Man
2 weeks ago

Taplow

im sittimg here with a chilled Mars bar and a twix inside me

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By *udedareMan
2 weeks ago

dundee

"3 cadbury cream eggs chilled"

Oh I’ve done that as a dare, another time I got dared to insert several mars bars

The most unusual thing has to be a chain, slipping one link in at a time.

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By *orthfieldsnickMan
2 weeks ago

Ealing

I’ve used loads of stuff before I bought my butt plug. Carrots, candles, deodorant, beer bottles, hairbrush, can’t even remember them all now. I’ve also but ice cubes up up my ass a few times which was interesting

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By *ell openMan
2 weeks ago

bolton

A corn on the cob buy a guy in

His hotel room in me from behind

Very different lol

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By *ldderMan
2 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

Seems I've lived a sheltered life lol

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By *ichelle4u2TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Southend-on-Sea

Have used the almost obligatory range of fruit and veg. Various bottles and cans.

Raw eggs (5), cherry tomatoes, strawberries, grapes, individually and also a combination of each. Then ram a big dildo in to mash it all up. Amazing, and the mess oozing down my legs felt awesome. The viewers on my live cam broadcast were delighted, hehe.

Have sat on my car gearstick, also managed the handbrake one time. Was a struggle to get in the right position, but got there in the end. Plus, the tow bar on my old car.

Have also used a rounders bat, hair brush (yes, both ends, hehe), hoover hose.

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By *xeter888Man
2 weeks ago

Exeter

I love thrusting my dick into the back Christians on my sofa

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By *tm sub irishMan
7 days ago

Hotel

Handle of a hammer

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By *ramley suckerMan
3 days ago

Leeds

Just got a new butt plug with vibrating and thrusting functions one word AWESOME!!!!!!

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By *exyianTV/TS
3 days ago

southampton

Dogs chew toy from b&m

Like anal beads , poc in profile.

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By *ice136Man
2 days ago

HULL

Power washer. Lol

I was power washing my garden and as I stepped over the hose it glanced across the tip of my cock over my trousers. The intense vibration got me excited straight away so I continued to rub it against my cock n balls till I eventually cum in my clothes in the garden..

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By *entre64Man
2 days ago

Pontypridd

it beggars belief what some folk will stick up their arse's for sexual pleasure. Mind you once the object has gone past the sphincter ring, you either need a good friend to try and pull it out, let nature take its course ar a trip to casualty.

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By *arriedleedsMan
2 days ago

leeds

Knotted onto a wooden bed post with a home made dildo attached.

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By *ndros71Man
2 days ago

hurworth

Pegs on my nipples

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By *ustforfun1980!Man
2 days ago

Nelson

Used a large carrot a few times. Had the best wank ever while ride a carrot on my bed. Cheap as chips and you just throw it away after.

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By *p90Man
2 days ago

Swanwick area

"I used a beer bottle flat end first really made me gape"

Used to be my go to toy

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By *inkyslut69Man
2 days ago

Gateshead

"3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle"

That's a weird recipe

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By *at6969669Man
2 days ago

swords

I will never look at my golf balls the same way anymore

I want my golf ball in the hole

not up your hole

haha

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By *at6969669Man
2 days ago

swords

Not the 7 iron too

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By *at6969669Man
2 days ago

swords

"3 golf balls……tied in a stocking

A punnet of grapes.

A jar of olives

& a ketchup bottle

Does that include the punnet."

Poor golf balls

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By *river74Man
1 day ago

skelmersdale

One of those big pub whiskey bottles, empty, video request on AOL messenger back in the day, i rode the whole neck for about 30 minutes while a couple watched me

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By *etmesucku400Man
9 hours ago

Enfield

I drove a van with a vibrating butt plug inserted in my arse. Every time I hit any bumps or pot holes the drivers seat would bounce up and down and I would be getting pounded by the butt plug I went over speed humps faster than I should of done making me bounce down harder

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By *rasshopper200Man
15 minutes ago

kendal

I’ve tried cucumbers as well trying to work up to bigger ones makes shopping abit more interesting

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