This happened several years ago.
I was holidaying in the beautiful Island of Menorca with the family.
They decided they wanted to go on a boat trip... now, I get seasick on the lilo in the pool so didn't want to go, but told them to go ahead and enjoy.
I walked them down to the port just before lunchtime and waved them off.
They were not due back until 6pm so had some time to myself and, if I am honest, my plan was to simply sit by the pool and chill... however, thought I would have a gentle stroll around the port and please myself for a while.
I stopped for a cold beer port side then headed into the town to have a browse (and a few more beers).
I had been wondering around for a while when a little pub caught my eye down a side street....so, thought I would pop on for a cooling drink. As I got closer, I noticed the pub was displaying the rainbow flag on a small sticker in the window which, I have to say, was a welcome sign.
I entered the pub. Strange little place, quite dark and old fashioned but decided to stay and have a drink.
There we two guys behind the bar, a lad I would say was in his mid 20's (and obviously enjoyed the gym) and an older guy, approx 50 years old, well built and fit, plus two other guys, both tall and well built, sat at the bar.
I ordered my drink, then went to find a seat but could sense I was being watched as I walked.
I sat there enjoying the drink for about 15 minutes.....at which point the older guy came over and made some small talk and invited me to join them for another drink at the bar.
They were a nice bunch and had a good laugh and a few beers.
It was then the older guy said to the younger one that it's time to lock up....I asked what he meant and he said they close for a siesta for a few hours early afternoon.
I said how I will drink up and leave them be, but was told I was very welcome to stay, and that they were going into the back room to play pool.....
So, I accepted the offer and, once the door was locked we all headed through a set of curtains into the back room.
As the guest, they said I could break, so we stated playing....
We had been to playing for 10 mins of so, when I bent over to take a shot and something was said in Spanish....I looked around and they were all smiling and nodding...I just carried on, but a few minutes later another comment was made and, again, they all smiled and agreed with what was being said.
This time, I asked what was being said.
The older guy apologised and acknowledged how rude it was of them.....then told me what was said.
The first comment was one of the guys saying what a great arse I had....the second, was a comment of how he would like to fuck it !
The guys apologised again, but added 'he was only saying what we are all thinking '.......
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