So, I'll start. Give a scenario, you have to guess if real or fantasy.
Pulled a girl in a pub while I was in the army. Few drinks and we are out back in her car having fun. No jonny, she doesn't want to be pregnant but let's me go down on her. She loosens up and I start playing with her butt, new to her. She very much enjoys it and pretty soon I've got my dick In her ass. Once we are done we go back in for more drinks, then back to barracks.
After a few more drinks in the block it's just me and a lad I know. I tell him what I got upto and he's very jealous. Somehow we get around to the fact I haven't had a shower yet and he's wondering what her ass tastes like. I decide to take a chance and get my old man out. I rub my finger on it and ask if he wants a taste, he does. I can tell he's very aroused so just decide to whack my knob on his face, I figure if he isn't into it I'll just laugh it off as a joke.
Of course he isn't joking and sniffs me, then licks me before taking the plunge. Once I've a nice clean knob I ask if I can service him in return, which I do, once again playing with an ass! But this time it my turn and he decides to bum me. Luckily he has a jonny so he suits up and eases in. I'm coming again as he goes for it but can't come, he's just had too much beer. So he straddles my chest and face fucks me until he comes in my nicely bruised throat.
Slightly awkward the next day and we never did anything again.
So real or fantasy?