Couple years back, I’d been running back from wales and stopped for the night in a large lay-by, I’d parked there quite a lot as I knew the going’s on throughout the night, got to know a few regulars and had a lot of fun in the woods and my truck.
In this particular night I’d already met one regular and who I’d fucked, unfortunately he was bottom so after he left I was hoping for someone I knew to arrive that would fuck me, there was a couple of guys I was really wanting to turn up and they where both very well equipped.
Alas they never turned up so I resorted to sitting in my seat naked waiting.
Time passed by and a few guys came by looking for fun but not wanting to fuck me.
That was until an older gentleman appeared from the darkness next to my door, from the moment he spoke I knew he was d*unk, the fact he’d driven to the lay-by in his state didn’t impress me either, he was quick to show me his cock, which to my dismay was actually a pretty big fat cock.
I decided it wasn’t going to be a good idea of a d*unk guy in my truck fucking me and politely refused, to which he took offence, he went off back to his car, tried to start it and couldn’t, maybe there is someone looking down on us at times, after to failing to get his car started he got back out and proceeded to walk along the grass, shouting out rather loudly that I should let him fuck me, now, the grass he is walking along has an incline up to roadway that we are parked on, so he’s already gone down it onto the grass area, he’s walked along from his car to my truck, now the savvy amongst you can probably already see what’s coming, but fuck it I’ll say it anyway.
He arrives level with my window, I’m looking down at him, he proceeds to pull down his trousers to his ankles, grabs his cock and shakes it at me whilst shouting, just let me fuck you, in sat there in disbelief as to what is happening, I can see in my mirror that the driver behind me has turned his light on and is currently watching the scene unfold. It’s at this moment, the old chap holding his old chap approaches my door, he now has to climb the little embankment, I’ll just add it’s been raining too so the ground is wet and slippery, he manages, and I don’t know how to reach the top, and, just as I’m telling him to get back in his car and sleep off the d*unkenness, he disappeared.
Well, to be precise, he’d slipped, slipped down the embankment, he’s now laying on the grass, trousers around his ankles, I’m like oh fuck, you alright, there’s now an audience watching all this, he clambers to his feet, I’m alright he says, could of been worse he shouts out, well, it got worse, but it gets worse that what happens next, he suddenly throws up, then at top of his voice, he lets everyone know that he’s landed in dog shit, it’s up his leg and is then sick again, I’m now currently doing up my window and turning the light off and drawing the curtains, doors are locked.
I’m sat in the dark, thinking, shit, what do I do, do I gnore it and hope he goes away or do I help, fuck it, I chuck my shorts and boots and pull back the curtain, he’s there, wiping shit off himself with his hand, I was almost sick at that point, well, just as I open the door, the whole lay-by becomes a disco, blue flashing lights, I whip the curtains shut again, I can hear the police outside trying to talk to a guy who is still shouting that he wants fuck me with shit up his legs, pissed out of his face and then tells the officer that he drove here just to fuck me.
I bet you can’t guess where they came knocking once they had him in the car…….awkward.
Needless to say, the lay-by became dead for the remainder of the night, I got a talking to about sitting in my chair naked as it could bring unwanted attention due the fact that men frequently use this lay-by as a cruising ground and what I was doing was a signal for them to approach me, who knew lol.
Any way, that’s probably the worst thing I’ve seen and had to interact with, what’s your worst that you’ve seen
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