FabGuys.com forum: Ben and his incredible orgasmatron machine

By *elicity_Lovitt OP TV/TS
2 days ago

Nottingham

Many years ago I used to drink in an old pub full of proper characters, one was a very curious retired engineer called Ben.

He was full of eccentric stories, daring adventures and odd things that he'd worked on or made over the years.

One evening after a few pints, his stories got more incredible the more he drank! He mentioned a project he'd been working on for a number of years, that was going to revolutionise the adult sex toy industry.

He called it the Orgasmatron, a machine that could make the recipient climax in under 30 seconds with the most intense orgasm they'd ever experienced...

I was quite dumbstruck and was hardly able to take what I was hearing seriously....

Apparently some big chinese company had commissioned the project and it was going to make him £millions..

I thought he was joking at first but then he invited me back to his house, took me into his workshop and on the work desk at the far end under a dusty cover was the Orgasmatron...

He pulled back the cover and an impressive machine with rods, cranks, flywheels, pulleys, a hefty electric motor and reciprocating sliding mechanism was revealed...

I stood looking at this magnificent machine in awe, I was lost for words....

Ben plugged it in and took the control unit, turning it on, there was a loud clunk and a low pitch humming noise......we both looked at each other in wonder....;) xx