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By *oe8088 OP   Man
4 days ago

Milton Keynes

I saw a post a long time ago about people’s worst meets. I thought I’d make a post about the most awkward/funny meets I’ve had then ask if anyone else wants to add theirs. I’d written about this on another site but not this one.

I was pretty much just starting out with experimenting with guys. I’d always been interested in older men and had arranged to meet this older guy at his flat. We’d sorted out the time and this and that and I arrived, bang on time.

He answered the door and immediately invited me in. I was working that day so was suited and booted. As I stepped into his hallway his left arm came up and he stopped me going any further while he closed the door. Door closed, he pushed me up against the wall with his right hand then shoved his hand straight down my trousers, into my underwear, took hold of my cock and started wanking me. It felt good. Really good, I was responding very well. He then whispered something totally unexpected.

“My sister and her husband are here, you don’t mind meeting them do you?”

Without waiting for an answer and his hand still gripping my now very hard cock he turned and walked the two steps to the lounge doorway, turned right and into the room. Just as his right side was coming into view he pulled his hand out of my undies and walked in telling his sister and her hubbie that I’m a friend just popped round to see him. I’m now walking very awkwardly, desperately trying to hide my huge hard on!

The next 30 minutes were awful. Questions like “So where did you two meet?” And I’m going over our online chats in my head as he’s clearly “not out” and I’m not either so I’m fumbling for all sorts of answers.

I manage to get through it and they eventually get up to leave. He shows them out and just as they walk through to the hallway he darts back in and whispers to me,

“I want you naked by the time they leave.”

I’m now scanning the floor, backs of chairs, anywhere they might have left something. The last thing I wanted was to be whacking my cock out of my trousers and she walks back in for her handbag!

I managed it though. And on top of that, I could see them through the net curtains and by the time they were pulling off the driveway I was naked on all fours on his dining table with his tongue up my bottom experiencing the first rimming I ever had. That was actually pretty special as he had his other hand between my legs, pulling on my very hard cock.

So, bloody awkward to start but what a finish. Anybody else got any stories like that one?

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By *mooth FuntimeMan
4 days ago

Oxford

Will be beautiful…

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By *oe8088 OP   Man
4 days ago

Milton Keynes

Will be beautiful? I’m sorry, I didn’t understand.

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By *mooth FuntimeMan
4 days ago

Oxford

Well I am inferring that you got what you wanted, and treated you like a bottom slut

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By *anw33Man
4 days ago

liverpool

Was at a house in Crosby when the we heard the unmistakable sound of a car pulling onto the drive. The guy looked ans said, 'Shit it's my wife, you get dressed and I'll tell her you're here about the loft conversion.'

He threw on a sweatshirt & joggers and went downstairs, opening a loft hatch & pulling down the ladder as he went. I dressed and quietly went to the ladder.

The guy came up and announced his wife had a few questions. I had a jacket & tie on, so looked respectable, and have no scouse accent which suggests intelligence. Now my subject is English Lit not Mec Eng or Architecture, but for nearly 45 mins I had to blag about forces and roof joists vs rafters. After 1 cup of coffee and the offer of a second I told them I had to go. On the way out she thanked me for visiting and said how useful I'd been, had I a card I could leave with her. I shook my head and there was no need for that, her husband had my number.

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By *izzMan
4 days ago

Wolverhampton

I was with a guy we were both naked and getting down to business and I heard the outside door open and I said the door has just gone he said oh yes my partner is going to join us next thing his partner is at the bedroom door naked and he said did he tell you I was joining you I said no and he said you don't mind do you

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By *oe8088 OP   Man
4 days ago

Milton Keynes


"Was at a house in Crosby when the we heard the unmistakable sound of a car pulling onto the drive. The guy looked ans said, 'Shit it's my wife, you get dressed and I'll tell her you're here about the loft conversion.'

He threw on a sweatshirt & joggers and went downstairs, opening a loft hatch & pulling down the ladder as he went. I dressed and quietly went to the ladder.

The guy came up and announced his wife had a few questions. I had a jacket & tie on, so looked respectable, and have no scouse accent which suggests intelligence. Now my subject is English Lit not Mec Eng or Architecture, but for nearly 45 mins I had to blag about forces and roof joists vs rafters. After 1 cup of coffee and the offer of a second I told them I had to go. On the way out she thanked me for visiting and said how useful I'd been, had I a card I could leave with her. I shook my head and there was no need for that, her husband had my number.

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Oh my life, I thought mine was awkward!

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