Back in the day my journey to work involved quite a long walk.
The route took me past an upmarket antique shop. In the flat above a man used to sit in the window dressed in sado masochist type gear and if he caught you looking he'd touch himself and beckon you over. Men only I presume. He was pretty unattractive but amusing.
Anyway one afternoon I had a half day and walking back he's at the window waving and gesturing. I imagine he'd love to have me up there to do what he wanted.
As I walked I pondered how I could wind him up.
I got it.
My car had a removable roof panel.
I was parked in a park, so I removed my clothes got in the car and put my denim jacket over my lap.
I then drove down to the antique shop and he was there and I pulled up under the window and removed the jacket and sat there in glorious nakedness.
Well, he nearly fell out the window. Beckoning me in like crazy. He then appeared at the downstairs door and got to the car. I couldn't hear what he was saying as it was by busy traffic lights. But I grabbed my cock and balls in one hand to tease him. He was going mad, he tried the door but I was locked in. Then the lights went green and I sped off. There were army barracks the other side and didn't want to be seen by patrolling squaddies.
What a laugh.
