FabGuys.com forum: The 21 year old prisoner and me session 97

By *illyscock OP Man
1 week ago

e&w midlands

Session 97!!!

THANK YOU ALL!!!

28,433 comments and Dm's !

2,628 parts !

To come:-

New business !

Laser shooting takes off !

Barnaby ! (Little bugger)

New staff !

Self storage company hits a snag !

More nakedness !

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By *illyscock OP Man
1 week ago

e&w midlands

Part 2628

Lewis came in on his crutches with Nathan...both smiling....

He had just been in too see Tom for his excerise treatment and is doing really good. Tom is pleased with his progress.

Lewis looked at the table we were sitting on and he kind of done a 'double take'?

Barnaby noticed and also done a 'double take'

Liam noticed and asked Barnaby if he knows Lewis?

Barnaby said his face looks familiar but doesn't know him as such?

Lewis hopped over on his crutches and apologised for interrupting and asked Barnaby if he was "the shooting man?"

When Barnaby replied "yes laser clay shooting", Lewis smiled..."you put on a shooting event at my fire station's family and friends get together"

Lewis then made it known how great it was, and how much he enjoyed the day! Even though he was totally useless!

I think that remark made me more determined to get involved in Barnaby's business....

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

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By *otwillyMan
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

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By *itom87Man
1 week ago

Wigan

As always 🔖👍

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By *hodares666Man
1 week ago

Northamptonshire

It's good that Lewis is getting better!!

And if he said that the shooting event put on by Barnaby was great, nothing better than having a recommendation by a user!!

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By *illyscock OP Man
7 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2629

Next morning....

08.00am

Barnaby walks into reception to be met by Liam and Merv..

They go to the gym for a workout before Barnaby has a meeting with me, Leo and Ian and sets up his shooting equipment for us to see how it works and the staff to use.

15 minutes later I heard Connor talking to Billy and Aj at reception.

Connor said "jesus bloody hell, I was cleaning the showers when Liam and Merv came in with their guest. There mate is a 'BIG' lad! I thought I had a big cock, but bloody hell he has a donkey dick....if that got hard he could poke himself in his own eye and I reckon he could blow job himself as well!"

Billy and Aj laughted and I smiled and had a chuckle...

09.30am....

Barnaby arrives in my office freshly showered and in camouflaged trousers and a bespoke printed jacket with his companies name on it across the back. Looked very professional.

Before he arrived I spoke to Ian about using some of the land at the side of the hotel for the shooting range with like covered areas and perhaps a portacabin?

I expected a hostile approach from Ian as I know the grounds and gardens are his 'baby' but I was shocked when he agreed with using it as he was wondering what to do with that bit of land!

Leo, crafty little bugger, told us that he already has planning permission, D2, to use that part of land for 'sporting and recreation' use but not sure if that would cover laser clay shooting, but he will contact the local planning authority to see.

Barnaby came into the office and shook everybody's hand.

Merv brought in 4 cappuccinos for us and wished Barnaby good luck!

We had a chat and Barnaby suggested he looks at where this piece of land is and if suitable he can then set up his equipment so we can see what it's all about and give the lads a go and he can then tell me what he was thinking...

Obviously he has a plan!!

But will it be the same as what I was thinking?

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By *otwillyMan
7 days ago

Scunthorpe

Sure your plans will align

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

Hopefully it works out for everyone

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By *hodares666Man
7 days ago

Northamptonshire

Barnaby knows what he's doing!

And typical Leo to already have some sort of planning consent for 'sports and leisure' hopefully laser clay shooting will be acceptable to the planning and environmental health for noise, or lack of compared with real clay shooting?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
7 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *illyscock OP Man
7 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2630

It was decided that we all go and have a look at the field and see if it's good enough for Barnaby to set up the shooting range.

Leo and Ian went in Ian's golf buggy and I jumped in with Barnaby....

He had a nice sign written Ford Ranger 4 wheel drive....

We followed Ian down the dirt track to the field....

Leo told us that we could get a large portacabin for storage and the clients to meet and have a hot drink and safety talk etc etc. He can get John and Henry to build a outside covered area for the 'result and scoreboard' and to keep the shooters dry....

He also told us that he can get them to build silhouettes of front of houses, doors etc to hide the 'clay' so they can then 'pop up' for them to shoot?

Barnaby thought that was ideal and what he was looking for!!

Ian then said he has a small marquee that he can erect to keep things dry in case it rains etc?

Barnaby said the area was really good and suitable.

He took out loads of long poles and warning tape and said he will put the poles in the ground and tape the area off first and then set up the electronic scoreboard and the guns...

Ian went and got the marquee....

Me and Leo got a lift back to the hotel in the golf buggy.

So far, so good!!

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By *orfyMan
7 days ago

North Norfolk

Things moving quickly

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By *otwillyMan
7 days ago

Scunthorpe

Looking promising

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

Looks like a winner there

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7 days ago

Wigan

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By *illyscock OP Man
7 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2631

As soon as Leo got back to reception he was on the phone to the planning authority.....

He has a great working relationship with the senior officer at the council and after a discussion the officer agreed that a 'laser' clay shoot but definitely not a real clay shoot comes under the D2 application. The officer also stated that on the original application that Leo submitted, approval was granted for 'changing rooms' to be on site. Leo explained about the portacabin and the officer agreed to that as it wasn't a 'permanent' fixed building!!! Also environmental health won't have a noise issue as the laser guns do not emit a bang as normal shotguns do. And he thought the field area we are using is ideal!!

Well done Leo!!

About 45 minutes later Barnaby came into reception with Ian, saying it's all set up and so is the marquee.

So I grabbed Dylan, Alex, Harry and Billy and we all headed to the field via the side back entrance.

We beat Ian and Barnaby their who arrived in the golf buggy.

The field was all ropped off with warning tape and we went under the marquee.

Barnaby gave us a safety lecture first and then gave us a modified shotgun each!!

Barnaby explained the scoreboard and told us that he will launch a clay into the air and we are to aim and shoot it!!

If we score a hit on the clay the scoreboard will register a hit....

The shooter with the most hits wins.

He then demonstrated how we should hold the gun and where we should aim.

To show us, he pressed a button and a clay shot into the air and he aimed, fired and the scoreboard registered that he hit it.

Harry and Alex were amazed at how easy it looked.....

Anyway.....

We all lined up at the desk....

I was numbered 1, Dylan was 2, Harry was 4, Alex was 4 and Billy was 5.

We all put the shotguns to our shoulders and Barnaby counted from 5 and fired the clay into the air...

None of us hit it!!!!

20 clays later the scores were as follows......

Billy hit 8 clays

Alex hit 7 clays

Harry hit 9 clays (!!)

Dylan hit 8 clays

I hit 12 clays!!!

And yes I boasted about it!!!

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By *hodares666Man
7 days ago

Northamptonshire

Wow!

Sounded like fun...

And you won jason!!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

I bet you did!

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By *illyscock OP Man
6 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2632

What a great day!!

Barnaby was so good helping the lads shoot and was laughing, joking and praising them...

He helped those that needed help without question.

Practically everyone on duty who wanted to have a go, had 20 clays to shoot.

The kitchen made sure that the flasks of hot drinks were permanently topped up.

Later when everybody had shot, we left Barnaby and Ian to tidy up...

A bloody good day was had by all...

Later on I couldn't find Barnaby anywhere but saw on the CCTV that his 4 by 4 was in the car park.

I went to the gym to see the gym lads to see how they enjoyed the shooting...

I went past the changing room, the door was open and I could hear laughing....it was Liam's voice...

I went in to find Liam, Merv and Barnaby, all bollock naked, drying themselves.....they had a 30 minute intensive workout and had just come out of the showers.

Jesus, yes, Barnaby is certainly a BIG lad and yes, if he got an erection, he certainly could poke himself in the eye with it!

I left them to it.....

Evening meal was called....

Barnaby joined us as we were going to talk 'business' later.

Tony done his normal evening 'well done lads' speech and thanked Barnaby for a great day....

Harry shouted across the room...

"Who won then? How did I do!!"

Barnaby smiled, stood up and gave a rundown of the scores etc...

(I won't embarrasse those who scored zero!! Or who had a low score....)

He went though the scoring....

Billy and Dylan hit 8 out of 20

Sean, Harry, Tony, Brandon, John and Henry hit 9 out of 20

Leo and Connor hit 10 out of 20

Jack and Roger hit 11 out of 20

I hit 12 out of 20

Arlo hit 16 out of 20

Aiden hit 17 out of 20

That left just 2 shooters left, Liam and Merv!

Billy and Tom started banging the table like a 'drum roll' and Barnaby then told us that.....

Liam scored 17 out of 20

Merv scored......................

Wait for it......................

18 out of 20....

Merv was crowned the hotel champion!

Barnaby then presented Merv with an engraved gold coloured medal on a ribbon.

The lads cheered and whooped him.

To see how happy the lads were and what a great event it was, I was now more determined then ever that I wanted part of Barnaby's business.

After evening meal, me and Barnaby went into my office to discuss business......

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *otwillyMan
6 days ago

Scunthorpe

Excellent team building event

Everyone winners as they all enjoyed it

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By *ow22Man
6 days ago

Pwllheli

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By *illyscock OP Man
6 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2633

It was obvious that Liam and Merv had been talking to Barnaby about me!

As we sat round my conference table, Jack came in with glasses of brandy for us...

I didn't want to lose this opportunity but didn't want to blow it either...I knew I had to tread carefully as Barnaby seems to be a good negotiator.....

So....I came straight out with it.

"I like your business and I like you. Merv tells me you need some help in developing this Laser clay shooting business. So how can I help?"

Barnaby looked me straight in the eyes.....

"Liam told me not too beat about the bush and talk to you straight up. So here goes. Ideally, I want a permanent base for the business, to bring clients too as well as going to their premises. Your hotel and the area we used today is ideal for that, as I can develop the area for static shooting as well. Wot Leo said the hotel, especially wot John and Henry could do with portacabin and buildings is wot I want. Also Arlo's marketing skills. So wot about this Jason..you become a Director with 25% shares. We use your hotel as the permanent base. For each event here we share the profit 50/50. For each event held outside the hotel at the clients property you receive 25% of the profit?"

I stared him back straight in the eyes.....

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

Very interesting offer!

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By *ow22Man
6 days ago

Pwllheli

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By *otwillyMan
6 days ago

Scunthorpe

Down to the nitty gritty now

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By *hodares666Man
5 days ago

Northamptonshire

Straight to the point Barnaby!

Best way to be...tell it as it is and what you what!

But don't sell yourself short!

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By *illyscock OP Man
5 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2634

I looked Barnaby straight in the eyes......

"No Barnaby, your offer is totally unacceptable to me. You shouldn't give away a quarter of your business nor pay 50% of your profits meaning you have to work twice as hard for the same money.........so here's my counter offer......

I'll give you exclusive use of the field. I'll get a portacabin and get John to build a undercover staging area for the shooters. I'll also get John to build some 'silhouette' houses etc for the static clay shooting. I don't want any money from you. The deal is I'll get Arlo to market it as a hotel event and I'll pay you £200 for 4 hours to run the event and of course feed you as well!. Any 'off' premises events are down to you."

Barnaby, now had what Harry calls 'red' eyes, asked me why I'm doing this for him?

I smiled and told him...."Merv told me your a good lad and Liam told me you had a bit of a bad upbringing and I'm too look out for you"

He looked at me, now with tears, "so they told you then?"

I reassured him that both of them haven't told me anything and certainly hasn't betrayed his trust.

He stood up, looked down at his shoes and told me "my dream has come true, my own shooting range, thank you Jason"

He extended his hand to shake mine.

I shook his hand and told him that in this hotel we hug as well.....

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
5 days ago

Glasgow

Well done Jason!

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By *hodares666Man
5 days ago

Northamptonshire

Jason,

I've been following this from day 1, it's starting the 4th year!

Once again, for so many times I've lost count, you have shown compassion for those not as fortunate in life as they should be and given them an opportunity.

I know with your help and support, Barnaby will make a great success of his business...

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *ornytimeMan
5 days ago

Cheltenham centre

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By *ornytimeMan
5 days ago

Cheltenham centre

Well said

Jason is an angel in disguise

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By *illyscock OP Man
5 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2635

We shook hands and hugged...

I then took him to the bar to celebrate....

Barnaby was happy, I was happy and the lads in the bar knew that we had made a deal..

A cheer went up and Liam and Merv gave him a hug and patted him on the back.

Harry went to the kitchen and brought back a cake he had baked !!

Ian told Barnaby that he will mow the field tomorrow and tidy it up and look for a good sized portacabin.

John said he will build a nice sheltered stage for the shooters and asked Barnaby to draw a sketch of what he wants it to look like and the same for the silhouette houses etc....

Barnaby had pictures of the shooting platform and of the silhouette houses on his phone which he found on the Internet and sent them to John.

Aiden, being the bugger that he is, told Barnaby that a party is in order!!

All the lads laughted and shouted "NAKED PARTY LADS!"

Barnaby looked a bit shocked!!!

Aiden then told him about the table tradition for new people eating at the staff table!!

Aiden really is a little fucker!!

Both Liam and Merv told him what Aiden said was actually true!!

Barnaby looked at me and I saw he was 'open mouthed' as in saying "are they joking?"

I laughted.....

Merv asked if Barnaby could stay the night with him and Pat in the staff quarters?

I jokingly said "I'm sure he has a home to go too?"

Trust me to say the wrong thing and put my foot in it.....

Barnaby looked at me....

"Not a home as such, just my little studio flat, which is smaller than your office"

Oh shit, harry-itus is catching!

We sat at a table and I apologised to him, for him to say that I didn't know, so no apology is necessary.

Merv encouraged him to tell me and Liam told him too as well.

He told me that his parents were alcoholics and he was put in care at the age of 10.

At 16 he joined the armed forces to get out of the care system. He became a junior Army solider like Liam and Merv did.

He lived in 'barracks' throughout his time serving and when he came out of the Army he had to find somewhere to live. The studio flat was the only thing he could afford at the time.

When he found he couldn't get a job and he applied for literally hundreds, the job centre tried getting him into the Police or Prison Service or security. He didn't want to do any of them.

The only choice he had was to start his own business....and the only thing he knew was how to shoot.

He used the money he had saved to start the business which meant he had to stay in his little rented studio flat.....

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By *itom87Man
5 days ago

Wigan

Staff flat on offer then

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
5 days ago

Glasgow

How many staff flats does that make it? Have lost count of the guys, never mind how many flats there are. Main issue is that each one of them feels valued

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By *hodares666Man
5 days ago

Northamptonshire

❤️ of gold you have Jason.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *orfyMan
4 days ago

North Norfolk

Well done Jason

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By *otwillyMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

Once again- well done Jason

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By *adboi58Man
4 days ago

Romsey

Jason will give anyone a chance to start their own business. He did it with Sam and Joe and now barnaby

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2636

Next morning....

Breakfast prepared by Sean and Alex.

Lovely Eggs Benedict with Yoghurt Hollandaise...

Yummy!!! And very tasty.

Barnaby did stay the night in the staff quarters....

He walked into the dining room with a great smile on his face....he certainly was a happy chappy.

As we were sitting at the table I asked Barnaby if he had an event today?

When he said he didn't, I asked him and John, Ian and Arlo if we could have a meeting after breakfast?

John suggested 09.15am as he has to run Ethan to the storage unit first. Unfortunately Ethan is not old enough to go on the company vehicle insurance and he doesn't own his own car.

Aiden asked if we could have a party tonight.....

Nathan suggested a fancy dress of just shorts and sliders....

Roger laughted....."yea, good idea, don't want to embarrass yourself when you get a 'hard on' seeing all these pricks and arses on display, do we?"

Nathan told him to...."piss off I'm wearing shorts so my huge dick doesn't embarrass your little prune dick!"

Merv then laughted saying.... "trust me, Barnaby is packing an almighty weapon! Puts you, Connor and Tony to shame!"

Oh god!.......did Merv really say that?

Barnaby went bright red telling him to "shut up"

Connor then told everybody..."trust me lads, I've seen Barnaby in the gym showers!! He could poke his own eye out and blowjob himself!"

Aiden was drooling at the mouth!!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 days ago

Nr Arundel

Lol

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By *otwillyMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

Oh dear, boys being boys

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By *hodares666Man
4 days ago

Northamptonshire

Merv and Barnaby are a right pair!

I can see their friendship will be life long!

I wonder if Barnaby is afraid of the 'kind' of naked parties the staff have?

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2637

Hi ya...

It's BARNABY here !

First of all Jason, I'm NOT 'hijacking' your story!!

Due to the number of Dm's received asking about me, Leo has asked me to write a bit.

I joined the Army at 16 to escape the care home I was in.

Both my parents were alcoholics and social services got involved when I was 10 and I ended up in care.

It wasn't a nice experience, but I done well at school.

I passed my basic training and joined the unit both Liam and Merv were attached too.

We instantly became friends and comrades.

I can't say much about the operations we undertook due to the official secrets act, but I had a natural talent as a 'sniper'

Liam was in charge of a certain operation when he was blown up resulting in him losing his leg.

I was one of the lads that Liam 'saved' by him taking the full blast.

I kept in touch with Merv when I left the services.

It was a chance remark I made to Merv that resulted in me having a business meeting with Jason.

I offered Jason Directorship and shares in my company and 50% of the profits but he refused.

He then offered a deal which I couldn't refuse....

Jason saved not only my company but me as well, for which I will be forever thankful.

It's been 16 months since the meeting with Jason and I pleased to say I'm still here!!!

Arlo and Aaron are marketing geniuses!!!

I won't say much other than the laser clay shooting does a hell of a lot of corporate events at the hotel and thanks to Ian and especially John and Henry who built some lovely silhouette houses and a wonderful undercover staging area.

The triple portacabin that Jason supplied is now my office, a waiting room and a refreshment area!!

So...THANK YOU JASON FOR THE OPPORTUNITY AND HAVING FAITH IN ME

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By *ow22Man
4 days ago

Pwllheli

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By *itom87Man
4 days ago

Wigan

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By *otwillyMan
4 days ago

Scunthorpe

Nice one Barnaby

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2638

(Thanks for that Barney Boy, appreciated)

We had our meeting and John now has photos so he can build the staging area and the silhouette houses.

Aaron has a few ideas for marketing the Laser clay shooting

Barnaby helped Ian mow and tidy up the area required.

Later on, I was just going back to the changing rooms after a planned workout in the gym with Tom, when Barnaby walked in.

He told me that Aj said he could use the shower before evening meal....

We both stripped and went in the shower....and yes he is a big lad indeed!

Whilst we we showering he asked me if it was true about the naked parties?

I told him it was and even the 'straight' lads attend but obviously don't get involved if the lads play around...he understood what I meant.

I asked him if he was involved with anybody?

He knew what I was hinting at!!!

He replied "if your wondering whether I'm straight, gay or bisexual, thats for me to know and the lads to find out!"

He laughted....."but between you and me and the gatepost, Liam and Merv know the answer to that !"

I apologised for asking and hinting.

He laughted again....."so it's the table tradition this evening and then a shorts and sliders only party tonight?"

I laughted this time..."both are totally voluntary mate...and no one will think any different of you if you don't do the table tradition or if you turn up at the party fully dressed"

As we were getting dried he asked me if Scott who does the bar and reception and Bradley from the Tannery were straight, as he noticed that neither live in?

I smiled..."that for me to know and for you too find out!"

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

Well said! Two can play at that game

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By *itom87Man
4 days ago

Wigan

Well said Jason

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By *hodares666Man
3 days ago

Northamptonshire

Nice one Jason!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
3 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *otwillyMan
3 days ago

Scunthorpe

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By *orfyMan
3 days ago

North Norfolk

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2639

Barnaby said he's going home to check on his little studio flat and bring some clothes back with him as he doesn't want to drive home after the party in just shorts and sliders!

I told him that he can stay the night if he wants to have a drink?

He smiled and said that "both Merv and Liam said I can stay at theirs but I have to sleep on the sofa in the staff quarters and I think thats unfair to the other lads living their. And to be honest I don't think Aj likes me and I don't want to make it awkward for him?"

I was suprised at that comment and told him that I don't think thats right about Aj.....I can't imagine Aj not liking him to be honest?

I then had a thought?

Aj can't handle the situation when Liam has one of his PTSD episodes and runs to Harry for help. I'm wondering if Aj is worried that Barnaby suffers from PTSD as well and thinks if he has an episode that will set Liam off on one as well?

I might be wrong?

Anyway I told him that he's welcome to stay in one of my spare bedrooms tonight if he wants too?

He smiled and said "thanks I would like that, as long as Dylan won't mind?"

I told him that he won't mind as we're used to having overnight guests.

We both got dressed and he headed home saying he will be back in about an hour and half.

As he was going, he asked me if I thought he was "too hairy". He said that when he was last in the gym and stayed overnight with Liam, Merv, Connor, Aj, Pat Tom etc he noticed they were 'trimmed' and Liam told me I needed to go and see Dylan, 'the trimmer'?

I laughted, saying "yes, Dylan does trim and shave the lads. But your body hair is your personal choice."

He nodded and then left....

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By *uy near ArundelMan
3 days ago

Nr Arundel

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By *itom87Man
3 days ago

Wigan

Bet he will soon be on Dylans table getting a trim or shave

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

You may be right about AJ and Liam's PTSD although the fact Barnaby works with guns suggests he is ok

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By *otwillyMan
3 days ago

Scunthorpe

Waiting for the lads reaction when he does the table ritual

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By *hodares666Man
3 days ago

Northamptonshire

Will he or won't he get shaved/trimmed?

And if he is a 'big' lad I wonder wot Aiden will do or say?

An interesting night ahead I think!

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2640

I went to see John who I was told was now building the outdoor undercover staging area for Barnabys shooting.

I radioed Ian who came and got me in his golf buggy and drove me their.

I found John and Sebastian sitting down having a cuppa from a flask.

I looked to their right and saw that the flooring was already down..!!

Jesus, John doesn't hang about and works bloody hard....

He said the cement has to dry that holding the uprights for the roof and then the roof can be fitted.

As I was talking to them Ian's mobile phone rang......

He has managed to source a triple portacabin in good nick.

He showed me photos of it....it looked ideal and secure.

I brought it under the condition that they deliver it and lift it in place......

Ian had already sent a video of the route that the lorry will have to take to get to the area and they are convinced they can do it....

It's being delivered tomorrow afternoon.

I went back to the hotel just as Barnaby was arriving back.

Ian got him on his buggy to show him what Johm and Sebastian has done so far and photos of the portacabin.

I was in my flat when Barnaby knocked on the door..

He wanted to leave his overnight bag in my spare bedroom...

It was getting close to evening meal time when he asked if he could have a shower as he didn't want to do the table tradition if he wasn't 'clean'.

As he was coming out of the shower, with a towel wrapped around him, Dylan walked in.....

"Just the person, Barnaby said, I've been told your the barber? Would you mind giving me your opinion if I need a trim please?"

Dylan nodded and Barnaby dropped his towel....

All I heard from Dylan was "fucking hell Barnaby!!".......

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By *itom87Man
3 days ago

Wigan

Oh boy, can't wait for the nxt bit

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By *hodares666Man
2 days ago

Northamptonshire

"Fucking hell Barnaby" lol

Are you pleased to see me? Lol

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

Dylan has a challenge then?

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2 days ago

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 days ago

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Part 2641

Dylan laughted..."I don't think I have enough razors for that!!"

Barnaby looked embarrassed.....

Dylan told him his joking and will get his massage table out.

Barnaby got on the table, face up. He's certainly not shy!

Dylan suggested that he would look a lot better if he had a 'number 2' trim all over...chest, stomach, cock, balls, legs, back and arse.

Dylan warned him that he has to touch his skin to get it taut so he can shave it, including his cock and balls.

I heard Barnaby gasp then saying "wot if I get an erection?"

Dylan smiled...."most of the lads get one, I'm used to it and to be honest it helps me shave it and prevents 'nicks and cuts'

Dylan put some 'pre-shave' oil on Barnaby's chest and stomach and turned his manscaping cordless razor on....

Barnaby gulped when the razor touched his chest...

Within a few minutes Barnaby's chest and stomach looked so much better.

Then Dylan put the oil on his legs and again in a few minutes his legs were done.

Barnaby already had a 'semi' hard on before Dylan even touched his dick!

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By *otwillyMan
2 days ago

Scunthorpe

Looking forward to the Table Ritual

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2 days ago

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By *hodares666Man
2 days ago

Northamptonshire

Love it Dylan

....."not enough razors!"

Looking forward to table tradition

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By *iboy1970Man
2 days ago

runcorn

Love to be a fly on the wall for his table tradition

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

Wait until Dylan gets near his cock

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2642.

Dylan asked him if he's ready for his cock and balls to be trimmed?

I heard Barnaby gasp from about 20 foot away before he said "I think I'm going to embarrass myself!"

Dylan touched his lower stomach where the pube line was and immediately Barnaby's cock started growing and growing and growing!!

Mary and her donkeys had nothing compared to his size...he was literally the biggest cock in the hotel!!

As soon as Dylan physically touched his cock to move it out of the way, I heard him groan again....

Dylan looked at me and smiled....

Barnaby's eyes were shut and we could see his toes curling!!

He was fully erect now and his helmet went further up his stomach, well past his belly button.

It was really fucking huge with a mushroom head and his helmet on full display as he had been circumcised.

Aiden's gonna have a 'dicky-fit' when he sees that weapon of mass destruction!

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By *otwillyMan
2 days ago

Scunthorpe

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

Don't think a 'dicky-fit' is all he will have

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By *hodares666Man
2 days ago

Northamptonshire

Oooohhhhhhh fuck.......

Barnaby is going to be popular if he does the table tradition!!

Hope he doesn't embarrass himself when he does it.....hang on a minute, I hope he does!!!

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2 days ago

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 days ago

e&w midlands

Part 2643

Dylan managed to trim Barnaby without too much distraction!!

Dylan sent him to have a shower to get rid of any excess hair on his body.

He had his shower and then walked back to his room still naked! The bugger didn't even wrap a towel around himself..

Evening meal was called and Barnaby came out of his room still stark bollock naked!!

He was going to walk through the hotel and into the dining room naked!!

I told him we have guests that could be in reception!!

He put on a tee shirt, shorts and sliders....

I had to tell him too put some underwear on as he was literally hanging out of his shorts....

Jesus fucking wept.....

Anyway we managed to get to the dining room......

Tony done his normal evening thank you speech and welcomed Barnaby to the table telling everybody that Barnaby is going to keep the table tradition going....

All of the lads, especially Aiden was told earlier that Barnaby was a "big" lad.

They all made sure that they could see him clearly!!!

Even the kitchen lads came out to watch!!

Barnaby then stood up and thanked everybody for the welcome they have given him and for their support in helping him set up his business here.

He then removed his tee shirt.

He then removed his shorts and sliders...

He then turned around so his back was too the lads and removed his briefs....

Then, he unexpectedly stood on the chair, put his hands on his head and turned around to face the lads...

I thought Aiden was going to pass out along with Harry and Alex!!

The lads cheered, clapped and whooped rather loudly.....

Barnaby Just stood their looking at the lads....

When Aiden shouted... "fucking hell even I would gag on that beast!" Barnaby lost 'control' a bit and his cock started to get hard!!

I looked around the table and everybody's eyes was looking at his cock slowly inflating!!

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By *otwillyMan
2 days ago

Scunthorpe

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By *itom87Man
2 days ago

Wigan

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

Where are thr first aid staff ?

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By *orfyMan
2 days ago

North Norfolk

Im sure the WI will be interested too

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By *hodares666Man
2 days ago

Northamptonshire

Wot a brilliant description...

"His cock was slowly inflating!"

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1 day ago

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By *illyscock OP Man
1 day ago

e&w midlands

Part 2644

Barnaby's cock was now rapidly growing and Tony told him to get off the chair and get dressed!!

Barnaby quickly put his briefs and shorts on and then his tee shirt and sat down....

His face was now glowing redder than it was!!

Liam and Merv came over and shook his hand and patted him on the back saying "well done" to him.

We then all looked at Billy to give his morning motivation speech and us our duties when Aj stood up instead saying Billy has asked him to speak this morning!

Aj looked around the room and looked at everybody full in the face....

He gave us our duties for the day, whats was happening throughout the day, like functions and conferences, room bookings, the portacabin being delivered and the start of Barnaby's new business....

His final remarks were......

"People will forget what you said, forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

The lads were silent for a moment, digesting what Aj just said and most looked around and nodded....

They then clapped him....

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1 day ago

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By *orfyMan
1 day ago

North Norfolk

A long lasting impression made!

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1 day ago

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By *hodares666Man
1 day ago

Northamptonshire

Well done Aj !!

And a great motivational speech.

How true that is and gave them something to think about.

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1 day ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

Good for AJ!

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By *illyscock OP Man
1 day ago

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Part 2645

Breakfast today was prepared by Pat.

It was unusual but to be fair it was bloody nice and tasty....

It was what Pat called a "Breakfast Poutine.."

A decadent Canadian-inspired dish with hash browns, smothered in a rich sausage gravy and topped with fried eggs.

After breakfast we went about our duties and Barnaby came back to the flat, had another shower and changed into jeans and a sweatshirt ready for when the portacabin arrives so he can help position it correctly.

I decided to ask Barnaby straight up if he was straight or not?

I added that "everybody noticed that at the table tradition you started getting an erection?"

He smiled....

"between you and me, I like being ogled over and people looking? Because of my size people do tend to stare and that in its self gives me a thrill, hence the erection. If Tony didn't tell me to get dressed it would have been a full blown erection making them stare longer and harder and then the pre-cum would have leaked!. Somebody said I was an exhibitionist and an attention seeker...and I also like watching people have sex as well? Your the first person I have ever said that too! But before you ask I would never be a public exhibitionist or get naked outdoors to be seen and that!! That definitely isn't my scene!"

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By *uy near ArundelMan
1 day ago

Nr Arundel

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By *uy near ArundelMan
1 day ago

Nr Arundel

An indoor exhibitionist

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1 day ago

Wigan

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1 day ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
1 day ago

Glasgow

Watch out for the WI ladies Barnaby!

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By *hodares666Man
1 day ago

Northamptonshire

Barnaby!!!

Perhaps too much information their!

And yes, God help you if the Old Biddies from the WI hear about you!

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By *illyscock OP Man
1 day ago

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Part 2646

Later the cctv picked up a low loader lorry coming up the driveway!

Ian was shocked at the size not only of the lorry but also the portacabin!

It was bigger in real life than it looked in the photos and video.

Barnaby was thrilled with it....

It took some extra skilled driving and a few bushes removed to get the low loader into the field but they managed it.

What we didn't realise until we saw it......was a crane coming through the field to unload the portacabin!

After some false starts we managed to get the portacabin off the lorry and into the correct place and position as indicated by Barnaby.

We opened the doors and went inside.

John said that it will look as good as new after he has painted it.

It had 3 seperate rooms....one will be Barnaby's office, one a storage room for the equipment and the last and biggest room as a client waiting room.

Oh shit....it needs an electricity supply!!

Ian to the rescue!!!

About 20 foot away Ian said their is an external hook up point, but he didn't know if it worked as he never tried it?

John went to have a look and came back saying its all their and wired correctly but think wherever it's fuse box is, is switched off?

Ian smiled.....I have a big fuse box in my private garden?

They went to have a look and found the fuse marked "o/d field"

Meanwhile Barnaby was looking through the cabin and found a mains supply plug in lead!!!

He showed it to John who went and plugged both ends in, it was a 25 foot lead, so ideal.....

Hey Presto!!!

All the lights worked both indoors and the 3 security lights outside!

I left them to it!!

A couple of hours later I went back to find John, Adam and Barnaby in just shorts and boots, finishing off the indoor painting......

It looked great!!

Then Harry and Liam arrived on Ian's golf buggy with flasks of coffee, sandwiches and crisps....

So far, so good.........

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By *imJimmyJimMan
1 day ago

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By *adboi58Man
23 hours ago

Romsey

The one thing I have noticed reading this story, is how hard all the guys work, and that they all help each other out. Your young guys Jason are definitely not work shy.

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
15 hours ago

Glasgow

Ian knew aboutbthe poeer supply? Surprised it wasn't used for the LBGT Weekenders.

Those guys will have it spotless before dinner, if they get their way

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15 hours ago

Scunthorpe

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By *hodares666Man
15 hours ago

Northamptonshire

The plan is coming together by the looks of it...

Good old John will have it as new by the end of the day I'm sure?

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14 hours ago

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By *illyscock OP Man
14 hours ago

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Part 2647

The shorts and sliders party last night was postponed until tonight due to 15 people coming from the airport due to a plane malfunction.

Because they needed feeding etc and the amount of staff required from reception to kitchen to bar the lads decided it wouldn't be fair on them, hence the postponement.

Barnaby is staying the night again and he spends most of his time in my flat naked!!

He did ask me and Dylan if it was ok for him to be nude as its so normal for him to do when his in his little bedsit. He says the first thing he does when he gets home is strip and have a shower and then just doesn't bother getting dressed!!

Anyway I went back to the field to see how the portacabin is getting on and it was no suprise to see they have finished painting the inside and was now starting on the outside of it......

I stood their and surveyed the now shooting field and saw the portacabin and the covered staging area. I could imagine the silhouette buildings at the end of the field.

Something was telling me that this was going to be a success.

I then heard over the my radio asking if Barnaby, if he's free, to go to Arlo's office.

John heard it as well on his radio.

Barnaby headed off with me to see Arlo.

We got to the office and it was in fact Aaron that wanted to see him.

Aaron then showed us some brochures he has drafted with the start of his marketing campaign.

To be honest.....they looked really good.

He then handed me a "invitation to shoot day" leaflet.

It was a fixed price for a day of shooting, plus refreshments, plus evening meal.

£125 per person all in.

Maximum of 10 people......

I done a quick calculation in his head.....

£125 x 10 is £1,250. Minus £200 for Barnaby leaves £1,050 to cover the refreshments and evening meal.

A very nice profit to be had!!!

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12 hours ago

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By *orfyMan
12 hours ago

North Norfolk

Another gold mine

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12 hours ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
9 hours ago

Glasgow

Good business

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By *illyscock OP Man
7 hours ago

e&w midlands

Part 2648

Evening meal called...a nice lovely beef stew made by Pat....

Absolutely lovely...well done Pat.

The talk of the table was of course the party tonight and Barnaby was looking forward to it....

After dinner, me Dylan and Barnaby went back to the flat to chill out for about an hour then party time.

Barnaby went to his room and about a minute later he came out bollock naked and asked if he could have a shower?

He showered then came out, still bollock naked asking if we wanted a cappuccino....

Silly question really as I never refuse a cappuccino!

8.00pm....

Me, Dylan and Barnaby headed to the function room in our tee shirts, shorts and sliders.....

Most of the lads were already their and Harry had his monopoly, cludeo and trivial pursuit ready to be played.

Barnaby removed his tee shirt and I could see him looking at the other lads naked chests etc.....

The pool table and darts were ready and Aj had a casino roulette games table set up and Scott had a poker table set up.....

All systems go!!!

It was interesting to see how the lads had a preference on what they play....normally the same play monopoly, others cludeo, some don't play any board games as they play darts and pool and some just like watching and drinking.

Barnaby was fascinated by it all and didn't know what he wanted to play but headed to the poker table.

Playing poker were Scott, Liam, Aiden, John and now Barnaby.

Each player was given £500 in £5 chips

The party was in full swing, I was enjoying the pool and darts and the backgammon for which I'm proud to boost that I'm the hotel champion, when later on, my attention was drawn to the poker table as a lot of lads were now hovering around it.

Aiden had thousands of pounds worth of chips and Barnaby had a couple of £5 chips left....they were in the middle of a hand......

I walked over and it obvious Aiden was telling Barnaby he doesn't have enough chips to continue with the game so he has to 'fold' his hand.

Aiden then told Barnaby......

"Want to make the bet more fun? If I win the hand, you have to suck me off and if you win, I have to suck you off"

The lads watching goaded Barnaby into accepting the bet and it was Liam that said "both of you have to be totally naked and suck in front of us all and the loser swallows every drop!

They both agreed!!!

The game continued....

The dealt cards and community cards were dealt.....

Both of them smiled.....

It went straight to see who won!!

Aiden proudly showed his cards... he had a full house!!! 3 queens and 2 5's....

"Beat that sucker!! Or suck away!" Aiden shouted....

Barnaby replied...."oh fuck"....

He then showed his cards one at a time...

The first he showed was the 6 of diamonds. The second was the 6 of hearts. The 3rd was the 6 of spades.

The next card was the ace of spades.

Aiden laughted...."well if the remainder card is an ace, we play again. If it's not related my full house beats your 3 of a kind!"

Barnaby's hand hoovered over his last card and smiled saying "No it's not an ace mate!"

Aiden laughted....."every last drop mate you will swallow!"

Barnaby turned his last card over...

The jammy bastard had the 6 of clubs!!!!

He had 'four of a kind'

Scott laughted.....

"A four of a kind beats a full house"

Barnaby laughted... "every last drop Aiden! Every last drop will go down your throat and fill your belly"

We then heard Aiden shout "Ifreann na Fola"!!!

Arlo laughted saying "he's just said 'bloody hell' in gaelic"

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By *adboi58Man
5 hours ago

Romsey

Will Aiden ever learn to keep his mouth shut lol well he might have jaw ache after he is finished we barnaby hehe

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
5 hours ago

Glasgow

Has Aiden met his match I wonder?

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By *M215Man
4 hours ago

Gwent

To be honest, can't wait to see how this turns out!!!

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By *hodares666Man
3 hours ago

Northamptonshire

Oh dear Aiden!!

Looks like Barnaby won !!!

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By *orfyMan
2 hours ago

North Norfolk

Barnaby will enjoy

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By *otwillyMan
2 hours ago

Scunthorpe

"Barnaby will enjoy

So will Aiden

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18 minutes ago

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Part 2649

Josh shouted at Aiden "you pillock"

Aiden couldn't believe he lost!!

Alex and Scott were adamant that the forfeit should be done here and now in front of everybody!!

Aiden stood up and walked to the centre of the room and removed his shorts, boxers and sliders.....

Barnaby stood in front of Aiden and took his sliders, shirts and briefs off and stood their.

Aiden immediately started wanking him and in seconds Barnaby was so hard and big!!!

Leo went behind the bar and got a tape measure out!!!

Jesus Christ Barnaby was the size of a bloody cucumber!!

Leo asked if he could measure his cock as he has most of the lads sizes in his book.!!!

Barnaby is 10 and a half inches long and 4 and a half inches girth....

My fucking god!!!

Aiden had trouble fitting it in his mouth and was constantly gagging.

Barnaby then told him to lay down spreadeagled on the floor....

He then straddled him so he was kneeling over him so his cock was about 2 inches from Aiden's mouth and started wanking!!!

He told Aiden that when he is ready to ejaculate he will tell him to open his mouth wide.

The other lads were looking at the size of his cock....all open mouthed in disbelief at the size....

Barnaby looked at Scott and smiled.

I then remembered that Barnaby asked me if Scott was gay and I wouldn't tell him.....I got the impression that he 'liked' Scott?

When Scott smiled back, we all gasped when Barnaby asked Scott if he will give him a hand!!!

Before we knew it Scott was wanking Barnaby!!!

We all thought Scott was 'straight'

Scott was having to use both hands!

Liam and Merv were looking at each other and smiling.....it was obvious they knew how big Barnaby was...

Barnaby thanked Scott and told Aiden to open wide.....Aiden did and Barnaby lent forward and put his helmet into Aiden's mouth....

"He she blows" Barnaby screamed and spunked into his mouth, rope after rope after rope of cum shot out of his cock

Aiden couldn't swallow it quick enough and was having trouble breathing......

Barnaby withdrew his cock and even more cum came out and Aiden's face, hair and chest was now being covered in spunk!

It was like a bloody fountain!!!

I didn't think he was going to stop shooting to be honest?

Harry then appeared with a couple of towels and gave one to each of them.

Aiden said he was going for a shower and Barnaby said he will join him!

They wiped most of the cum off and got dressed and headed to the gym showers...

30 minutes later they returned to cheering and clapping from the others.....

The party games continued but I noticed that Scott was now sitting with Barnaby talking!!!

I don't think Josh was very happy with Aiden and I could feel and see the tension between them

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