FabGuys.com forum: The 21 year old prisoner and me session 99

By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

What can I say, apart from thank you for your continued reading and messages °

Now on the 4th year of writing this story!

session 99 starting

29,140 !! Comments & Dm's!

2,678 parts !!

To come:-

New staff

New business (yes another!)

A big staff fall out !

LEWIS !

More vehicles and vans

More naked parties !

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2677

Thank you Gerry for that...very well written mate!

The next morning I was at the breakfast table......Alex is preparing so god knows what we will get!

Harry noticed that Gerry and Blair were sitting at the table and I'm afraid his 'harry-itus' came into play as he said, rather loudly....

"Hello you 2....did you stay overnight? You get a room? You crafty buggers!!! You kept that quiet!"

Everybody looked at Gerry and Blair who both went rather red in the face and couldn't look at anybody!

Oh dear Harry, Harry Webber!!

We got a lovely, very, very tasty baked sausage breakfast hash consisting of hash loaded with sausages, bacon, eggs and potatoes.

Looked good, tasted good and very filling!

Well done Alex!

Ian asked if he could borrow the range rover as he needs to take his telehandler machine to the storage centre on his trailer.

Ethan and Blair have 24 new clients that want all different sized storage space as they need to rebuild the units to size!

This all due to Arlo and Aaron's marketing tricks.....these 2 lads work wonders and have increased the turnover of every department by at least 75% especially the wedding packages which have a very, very healthy profit at the end.

Noah has 37 flower deliveries today!

Anyway, I decided to go with Ian and give them a hand at the storage centre.

Gerry took himself, Blair and Ethan in his car and followed us their.

Within 2 hours of opening the centre and the car and van rental side Blair had managed to 'rent' another 2 units both 100 sq ft.

And Gerry had rented out all the cars apart from 1 for a minimum of a week with 2 being for 2 weeks!

He looked at me....."told you we needed more cars Jason" he said with a huge smile on his face!!

Ok, ok Gerry, you was right....

I told him "not to fuck about anymore and get some more bloody cars then"

What he then said, got me thinking..

"We have a huge wasted space outside with far to many parking spaces. Perhaps we should offer outside storage facilities, for like caravans etc etc and perhaps even a car sales site?"

Mmmnnn.....that set me thinking!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

God I can belive its 4 years

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

4 years ago I started reading this story and have followed it ever since...

Looking forward to many more years !

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Have been reading since day 1. Can't believe its been 4 years!

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Been her since day 1 and still enjoying itb

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2678

(Don't forget the draw for the meet and greet will be held tonight! If you haven't already, get your entry in!)

I listened to Gerry and then looked outside at the vast unused space we had as a car park.

I then realised that when we started the car and van rental part I first asked Leo about any planning issues with it?

He said no there wasnt as it already had planning permission?

I phoned him and asked if he could get the plans out and tell me what we can and can't do on site..

30 minutes later he phones me saying the following, "planning permission granted for 'outside storage for all vehicles, caravans, rentals, sales and auctions." I thanked him....

I then phoned the local planning office and spoke to a lovely lady and asked what these permissions meant?

I explained that I wished to use the outside area to store caravans for clients when not in use, and to have both rental and sales of motor vehicles on site.

She said that she will speak to her manager and come back to me ASAP.

15 minutes later she phoned confirming that no further permissions are needed!! She then said that she would also email confirmation of this.

Happy days!!!!

Gerry was helping the others with the re-sizing of the units.

I was thinking, when John and Henry arrived on site. They had finished what they were doing at the Business Centre and were here to help Ian and that with the re-sizing.

I called Ethan and Gerry to the office.....

I said I liked the idea about using the outside area for storage of caravans etc and the car sales business. Ethan then told us that him and Blair was thinking about that as well.....and pulled some hand made drawings from his desk. They were drawings of a designated area for caravan storage. Capable of storing 15 caravans.

I asked about a car sales business on site as well....Gerry said one of his ex colleague's from the car hire he worked for, is a trained mechanic and does all the repairs and servicing and tyre changing for their rental vehicles. He has he own fully equipped van. He then told me that the 'bastard' of the manager their, wanted Hugh, the lad, to work on the day of his mums funeral, as he had cars going out that needed new tyres or repairing/replacing light bulbs etc!! His mums funeral was at 10.00am and this bastard wanted him to come back to work at 2pm to get these vehicles ready for renting the next day!!

Un...fucking...believable!!

But Gerry maintains thats 100% true as he was actually their when the manager told him....

Also it would be good to have a mobile mechanic like Hugh on hand to deal with the vehicle problems before the sale of the vehicle etc....

Gerry said the best cars to sell now are those under £5,000, small compact size, low tax and insurance ones. Buy privately and from auctions with Hugh guiding and advising us.

I like what I was hearing and asked Gerry to speak to Hugh and see if he would be interested? If he is get him to come and speak to us either here on at the hotel.....

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

And so another new fledgling business begins - well done

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Another business Jason?

Dylan's gonna love you for that! Or in this case NOT.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Update.....

Draw is taking place now.....

We have a manual bingo number caller with a handle that you turn and a number drops out.....

Harry decided that each number will represent a reader who entered the draw.

It was purely done at random...Harry took the names in order that they replied to enter and pulled a ball out of the machine... that number was put next to their name.....

Sam and Joe are the adjudication.

Here we go......

Harry is spinning the balls with the exit flap shut to give the numbers a good mix up....

Here's Jason........

He's spinning the balls now and the exit flap is open so when he stops the spin hopefully a ball will drop out!!

Ok....Jason has stopped winding the handle and hopefully a ball will drop out.......

A ball has dropped!!!

It's 2 and 3.... 23.....

Harry is checking his list of names.

We have a winner!!!

Harry is now showing Sam and Joe his list and they agree that the number that dropped out is on his list.

The winner is "WHODARES666"

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

Can you please contact me ASAP to confirm or refuse the invitation for the weekend starting 8th May 2026.

If you confirm then we look forward to seeing you....

If you decline or we don't hear from you b4 8.00pm on the 12th January 2026 we will re-draw another ball out of the machine.

Thank you to everybody that entered on here and by Dm. We allowed those that replied by Dm and not on the forum as it was brought to our attention that a regular reader has a 'ban' from replying to any forum feed.

It is my plan to hold more draws in April, July and October,

Once again thank you all for your continued leadership and support!

Leo x

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

Well done WHODARES666"

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

Will he be able we write about his experience at the hotel?

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Update

Hopefully '_hodares666' will feel like writing about his weekend, but obviously that will be up to him and the person who he takes with him?

I hope he does though and gives an honest opinion of the hotel and the lads?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well done to the winner!

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By *nspectorrobMan
4 weeks ago

bradford

Well done xxx

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By *orfyMan
4 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Who dares... Wins!!!

Well done

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By *M215Man
4 weeks ago

Gwent

Congrats to the winner

Not jealous.........much!!

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2679

(Whodares666..can you please contact us to confirm your attendance? As a treat to you and your partner Aiden suggested and the others agreed (!!) That if you do the "table tradition" they will all do it with you!!!)

Back to the story...

We got back to the hotel and was having our evening meal....tonight was 'pork and bean casserole'

Well done Pat and Merv...very nice.

Just as we finished I heard a mobile phone ringing....Thats a big taboo at the dinner table. No mobile phones!! It was Gerrys mobile. He looked embarrassed and apologised but said it was Hugh returning his call......

Gerry left the dining room to speak to him....

About 15 minutes later he came back with the phone still too his ear and asked me if 8.00pm tonight was ok for Hugh to come and have a chat. I nodded at him.

7.50pm......

I was in the bar when my radio crackled telling me that Hugh was in reception. I told Gerry to go and see him and I'll be along in a minute.

I went to reception, saw Gerry and Hugh and had to take a 'double take'!!! Harry Potter was in the building!! He was the twin of Daniel Radcliffe, almost identical!

Before I could say everything, he smiled at me and stood up offering me his hand to shake.

The 3 of us went into the office and 5 minutes later......"he who knows everything and WANTS to know everything" arrived with 3 cappuccinos and some sandwiches for us.....thank you Harry!! (Sorry!)

Hugh has a Level 2 Diploma in Light Vehicle Maintenance and Repair Principles.

He went on to tell us that this level 2 Light Vehicle Maintenance means that he is qualified to work as a Service Technician and Vehicle Fitter, capable of performing routine servicing, inspections, and basic repairs on cars and vans.

I told him about my plan to have a car sales business on site.

When I told him I was looking at about 15-20 cars for sale together with about 15 rental vehicles he smiled and said "wow! With all them and the valeting side thats really a full time job!"

He then told us that sourcing the cars, by finding undervalued cars needing minor work, perhaps from auctions, private sellers, or trade-ins, is the best way to find cars under £5k....

He then went on to tell us that it's not so simple to do as you need to undertake.....

Vehicle Checks

Check MOT history (HPI check).

Verify the V5C logbook and service history.

Ensure no outstanding finance (HPI check).

Test drive thoroughly.

Repair to good standard..

He certainly knows the business!

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Hugh the next new boy on the books

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

He knows his stuff!

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Oh my giddy aunt!

I bloody won the weekend away!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Yes, I confirm I'll be their on the 8th May about midday?

And thank you Aiden for your suggestion about the table tradition!

Looking forward to see you all nude!

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By *iboy1970Man
4 weeks ago

runcorn

Well in lucky lucky man

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Oh my giddy aunt!

I bloody won the weekend away!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Yes, I confirm I'll be their on the 8th May about midday?

And thank you Aiden for your suggestion about the table tradition!

Looking forward to see you all nude!"

Lucky man - enjoy

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *en628Man
4 weeks ago

Bromborough Wirral

"Oh my giddy aunt!

I bloody won the weekend away!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Yes, I confirm I'll be their on the 8th May about midday?

And thank you Aiden for your suggestion about the table tradition!

Looking forward to see you all nude!"

You're a lucky man #jealous

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2680

(Whodares666...you should have received a Dm from Leo now.)

The more I listened to Hugh the more I liked him.....

I asked him, upfront, if he would be interested in setting the car sales up and managering it?

He refused!!!

He admitted he would prefer the 'manual' side of things like valeting, repairs, driving to mot's, servicing etc.

He also said that Gerry would be ideal as the manager/salesman as he's good with people and can 'sell refrigerators to eskimos'

I was inclined to agree there as Gerry certainly 'has the gift of the gab' as they say......

Gerry asked Hugh if he would consider working for us doing the duties that he described?

Hugh smiled and said he would be, depending on the salary!

He told me what his present salary was.....I saw Gerry nod, so I knew he was telling me the actual figure.

It was 2 and a half thousand less than what I was willing to pay him!

I offered the pay increase their and then....

Hugh looked at me and Gerry.....

He smiled......

He then asked if it was true we hold naked parties, most of the lads are gay and we have a naked meal table tradition?

Wot???? How the hell did he know that?

Hugh laughted and looked at us both.

His best mate is an ambulance technician and they attended the blue light gay weekender!

He laughted when telling us that when they were having a burger and chips at the Weekender he over heard the staff talking about the parties and that a new member of staff was doing the table tradition!

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hugh knows his stuff and knows what he isn't good at. Well done to him for admitting he knows the difference

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Message received from Leo yesterday! Have replied to it thanks Jason

So excited....roll on 8th May!

Thank you so much!

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

"Message received from Leo yesterday! Have replied to it thanks Jason

So excited....roll on 8th May!

Thank you so much!"

can't wait to hear how it went.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

P. S. Is that Eurovision weekend?

Could be a theme...

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2681

Gerry wasn't a staff member here when we had the blue light gay weekender so didn't really know what Hugh was talking about....

He got a touch of 'harry-itus' as he turned to Hugh and said "oh, I didn't know you were gay? You kept that quiet!"

Hugh faced him ...."I'm not gay Gerry!! I just went to support my mate who didn't want to go by himself!"

Gerry was a bit embarrassed....

He quickly apologised......

Hugh laughted and told us "but in saying that....I don't care about getting naked! I shower after sports and gym in communal showers and I'm not ashamed of my body"

Well said Hugh.

Hugh accepted the job offer!!

It took Leo only 15 minutes to produce a contract of employment for him!

Gerry told him that "hopefully that dick head manager will tell you too piss off straight away like he did me"

Hugh disagreed as "their is so much that needs doing so I think he will make me work my notice to the last minute"

Next morning......

08.45am

Hugh phones....the dick head manager wants him to work his full notice and more, insisting he works a month notice instead of the required week.

I ask him what he's going to do?

"He swore at me and called me a fucking c*nt and traitor...I feel like reporting him to head office and walking out"

I could tell Hugh was upset and hearing his voice I think he might have been crying as well?

I told him that behaviour is totally unacceptable and he should report it to their head office human resources.

I also told him....

"I will not be seeking a work reference from your foul mouthed and abusive manager, as Gerry has given me a reference for you as he worked with you for over 2 years. If you want to leave before the end of your notice period I will start you here the same day"

He thanked me and now I was positive he was crying......

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Nice offer Jason

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Hugh, come and work for Jason, somebody that cares, loves and treats his staff how bosses should!

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just walk away. Report the swine to Head Office, tell them you are not standing for the abuse and walk!

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

Then take him to an industrial tribunal

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4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *aregay31Man
4 weeks ago

Marchwood Southampton

someone please correct me if im wrong but if a contract states a specific amount of notice period when leaving a company. then the company can't make you work more the whats stated in the contract for leaving. ie in this case 1 weeks notice is what should worked nothing more.

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"someone please correct me if im wrong but if a contract states a specific amount of notice period when leaving a company. then the company can't make you work more the whats stated in the contract for leaving. ie in this case 1 weeks notice is what should worked nothing more."

I agree. However I suspect the manager is chancing his arm on the basis that he thinks he has the upper hand. Reality is that anyone can just walk away.

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2682

Next morning.......

08.00am

My radio crackled informing me that Hugh was in reception.....

My god....he looked rough and looked liked he hadn't slept.

I could see he had been crying as well.

I decided to take him to my flat instead of the office.

After what his manager said, obviously he hasn't gone back their. His contract of employment clearly states 1 weeks notice but this manager was insisting he should stay until he has a replacement.

Hugh told me that he video called his Dad last night and his Dad told him not to go back and between them they wrote a letter of complaint to the head office Human Resources department.

His Dad kind of fell to pieces after his wife, Hugh's mum, died. And his Grandpops, his dad's dad had a stroke and his mum became ill. His Dad sold the family home to move in with his parents to look after them, but Hugh didn't want to go. His Dad paid a deposit for him on his 1 bed flat he now has and gave him enough money to buy and fully equipment his van. His Dad now lives in Christchurch near Bournemouth with his parents.

Hugh didn't sleep much last night and his shit head of a manager had phoned him 5 times already but Hugh didn't answer the calls.

I told Hugh to take a shower and I will make up the bed in my spare bedroom so he can get some sleep.

I made the bed and then made him a cappuccino.

Hugh came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him and I gave him the drink, told him to drink it and showed him the bedroom. I also told him to just chill out and come down when he's ready...

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well handled Jason!

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4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2683.

11.10am

I was in the office when Hugh came in apologising for earlier. He had nothing to apologise for....

It just so happened that Harry was doing his tea trolley run with hot drinks and saw Hugh.

Harry has a 6th sense, I'm sure he has....

He looked at Hugh and asked if he was ok.."as you look like shit mate. You had anything to eat today?"

Hugh shook his head....

"You're had no breakfast or anything today at all? Come with me and I'll get you something to eat" Harry told him....

"I don't want to be any bother, I'll be ok, I'll get something later, but thanks" Hugh replied....

I saw Harry's face....not the kind of thing you say to Harry...he cares to much about others to accept an answer like that......

"It's no bother, as you can see from my clown costume I'm wearing I'm a bloody chef, it's my job to feed so it's not a problem"

The tone in Harry's voice made it sound like he wasn't going to take any bullshit or no for an answer.

"Hugh, I take it your now a member of staff working for me Dad so it's even more important that you are fed and watered. It's my job so come on let's get you fed"......

Hugh looked at me and I just nodded as no way was I getting on Harry's bad side!

He followed Harry to the dining room.

20 minutes later I went to the dining room and saw Hugh tucking into a full English breakfast with fried bread!!!

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well done Harry! These things do matter and show you care

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4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2684

After he had finished his meal, Hugh came back to reception where their was 6 parcels waiting for him...

Aj told him that they have just been delivered and their addressed to him.

I came out of the office and me and Hugh took the parcels in where Hugh started opening them....

The first 3 parcels contained 20 x plastic 'for sale' stickers to fit across a cars windscreen and 20 x upright with magnetic legs roof for sale signs.

The next 2 contained various windscreen stickers saying 'automatic, Manuel, long MOT, ULEZ, serviced'

The last box contained his new staff uniform.....

3 x short sleeved polo shirts embroidered with the company name and logo, 2 x cargo trousers, 2 x hoodies, 2 x body warmers and 2 x outdoor jackets all printed with logo.

Then to my suprise, he said he had better try them, on and stripped their and then in my office to his boxers and tried the clothes on!! When he had finished he left the cargo trousers, a polo shirt and hoodie on.

"Right, he said, I had better get these to the storage unit and see what Gerry wants me to do! We need to source some vehicles!"

With that, he thanked me, gave me a nice hug and walked out with his van keys in his hand!

He had a lovely smile when he left.

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By *inersoloMan
4 weeks ago

DONCASTER

One happy chappy. What a difference 24 hrs makes with the right people around him. Well done J and the team 👏

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well done all! Onwards and upwards

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Well done Harry and Jason...

At least Hugh has a bit of confidence back now and I'm sure he will fit in well as he seems a nice hardworking lad like the rest of the hotel family.

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Hugh will be an asset to the business

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By *orfyMan
4 weeks ago

North Norfolk

"Hugh will be an asset to the business

Ditto

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2685

Later that evening just before evening meal, Gerry, Ethan, Blair and Hugh walked in the door.

All looked happy and were smiling and laughing....

Hugh told me that John and Henry had built another undercover area behind the valet area so he will be able to do the repairs etc without getting wet or cold....

Well done John and Henry....

Earlier, my car dealer mate phoned me saying he has about 10-12 vehicles he has taken in part exchange and would I be interested in them?

I told him that I will send Hugh tomorrow to have a look at them.

I told Gerry and Hugh, who were happy we might now have vehicles to sell!

I asked Hugh if he wanted to stay for evening meal and if so, he's welcome to shower here and eat.

Evening meal was 'chicken jaifrezi with spinach, brown rice and quinoa'

Hugh showered in the gym and as dinner was called he came and joined us at the table.

Tony done his normal thanks and motivation speech and welcomed Hugh to the staff family.

Surprisingly, Hugh stood up and thanked everybody for the welcome and me and Gerry for giving him the chance with the job.

He then said.....

"I've noticed that a lot of you have your own personal vehicles so if you ever have a problem with them, give me a shout....I'll only charge you for the parts, my labour will be free"

The all clapped and thanked him and then Hugh said.....

"I just want to say, that I'm not gay and the only reason I was at the blue light gay weekender was to support my gay friend... and I've just realised that, (pointing at Arlo amd Brandon,) that I think I saw you 2 nude on the stage? Nice bodies by the way...and now the table tradition I've been told about. I've also been told many of the parties you lot have here involves some form of nudity, I don't want to be the odd man out"

A loud cheer went up.....

Hugh then removed his hoodie, then his tee shirt....I heard wolf whistling now (!) and then his trainers and socks!!

Then his trousers and his boxers!! He was now stark bollock naked in front of us all.

A very nice body indeed!!

He then stood on his chair, put his hands on his head and done a 360.

Cheering, clapping and now whistling was heard from the lads.

"Right, said Hugh, thats out of the way, can we eat now as I'm bloody starving!"

And eat we did!!

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well done Hugh. Welcome to the family

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Nice one Hugh

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Excellent Hugh..well done and welcome to the hotel family!

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

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4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2686

Next morning...

Barnaby has a big 20 man shoot today organised by Aaron... the full works, breakfast, shoot, lunch, shoot, evening meal, overnight stay.

It's a team building excerise with the employees from a well known large insurance company.

The stage was already set, the guns in place, the clays ready.

Merv and Pat are in charge of all their catering arrangements including an endless supply of hot drinks.

Ian is helping Barnaby with the shoot itself.

I went to the Flowery as I know they are extremely busy for the next 3 weeks.....

As I went in Noah and Zack were busy preparing bouquets and Nathan was at the back in a corner.....

I said hello to them but Nathan didn't answer back, he carried on doing whatever he was doing.....

I went up to him and saw he was preparing a wreath in the shape of a teddy bear....he had tears in his eyes.....

I put my arm round his shoulders for him to turn and bury his head in my chest and he sobbed his heart out.

Noah looked at me....he had red eyes as well....

"I can't get it right, Nathan said, it has to be perfect"

I casually looked at the 'instruction sheet' for the wreath.

I felt a lump in my throat when I saw the wreath he was making was for the funeral of a 5 week old baby boy.

He was using soft, blue roses, to make the teddy bear with white roses to make the angel wings, to represent innocence, purity, and to give comfort to the grieving parents.

I just stood their for a couple of minutes with Nathan's head buried in my chest....

That moment was so emotional.

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By *otwillyMan
4 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *orfyMan
4 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Natham will do a grand job with love and empathy

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4 weeks ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nathan will be fihe! Those biys know what to do

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Nathan, you will do a great, perfect wreath by using your compassion, empathy, skill and your need to do the right thing...

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By *itom87Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

Such an emotional moment, i know its hard but try n put ur emotions to one side while u do it, then stand back look at ur work that u have done with a smile n a little tear

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By *illyscock OP Man
4 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2687

Noah asked Nathan if he would like him to take over the making of the wreath?

"No thanks, I'm ok. Just got a bit emotional then, but I'm fine honestly, I just want it to be perfect for him"

Hugh phoned...

So far he has looked at 5 of the cars and he thinks they will be good sellers. The dealer has a total of 13 cars.

We are now a member of the 'Glass's guide' which gives us valuation and selling prices of used cars, including buying guides etc.

I gave Hugh the website and our 'password' to get entry to all the data and told him to make a deal with my dealer friend.

I also told him that the dealer will have the same guide so he knows the guide prices!!

The laser corporate shoot was in full swing and I saw Barnaby and Ian working hard but the clients were all chatty and happy.

A couple of hours later Hugh again phoned saying he has negotiated a good deal on 10 of the cars and they will be delivered tomorrow afternoon!

Well done Hugh......

I then decided to drive to the Business Centre and see whats happening their....

Occupancy rate now at 95%!!

And 78 clients using the telephone and mail handling services.

Aiden and Dean were very pleased on how things were going and said they need more staff for the telephone call centre part...hire away lads!

It's Dean's birthday tomorrow and he asked if he could hold a party at the hotel!!

When I agreed he told me that he wants a "Quarter-Life Crisis party with a humorous take on the milestone, whereby guests can dress in bathrobes, work clothes, or "total chaos" clothes with a mix of childhood items and "adulting fails" for a good laugh."

Different, but sounds bloody good to me!

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4 weeks ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

The party will end up with all the clothing in a heap on the floor is my bet!

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By *hodares666Man
4 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

QUARTER life crisis' party?

You 25 now then Dean?

Happy birthday for tomorrow then!!

I wonder how they will dress?

Looking forward to hearing about that!

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By *itom87Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2688

Next morning, Dean's birthday.

Breakfast.....

Dean and Noah come down and sit at the breakfast table....

As they sit down, all the rest of us stood up and started singing 'happy birthday'...

Talk about a 'cats choir'! We sounded terrible....

Harry then appeared with a birthday cake with a candle lit.

It was a royal blue and white cake with the Birmingham City F.C logo on it!

Poor choice of a football team (!) but he has supported them all his life since he was born....in fact he boasts that his dad took him to his first match when he was a day old!

Tony then handed Dean his birthday cards....jesus christ.. their must have been over 50 cards....

Then Leo and Billy bought in a sack full of presents for him....

I gave him an envelope and said it's from me and Dylan.

He opened it and I saw his face and his smile.... he sat their open mouthed, looked at me and Dylan and then rushed and gave us both a huge hug...

The lads were interested to know what it was.....

Dean started waving a 'ID pass' and said it was 2 tickets for the next home match with 2 hospitality packages which includes, 2 executive padded seating with unrivalled pitch views, VIP matchday entrance and parking, 2 Souvenir matchday programmes, meet and greet with the players, and 2 premium pre-match dining and drinks options!!

He was thrilled...

He started singing the club's song that the fans sing "keep right on" with the lyrics of "keep right on, forever blue, to the royal blue"

He was shouted down by the others singing other football songs

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By *oy2017Man
3 weeks ago

Frome

I'm still so enjoying this story. I usually wait until I have two full threads and read them in one go. Just FABULOUS. Thank you.

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3 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Shows the generousity of the guys

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By *en628Man
3 weeks ago

Bromborough Wirral

A great team and ethos!

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Thats so nice of the lads and Harry to bake him a birthday cakes.

Well done all!

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3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2689

10.45am

Gerry phones....10 cars have been delivered!

Their was 2 x Sportages, 2 x Qashqais, 2 x Golf's, 3 x Skodas and a Focus.

Gerry was really impressed with the condition etc of the cars and thinks that Hugh done a brilliant job picking and buying them.

1.25pm....

An excited Gerry on the phone....

He told me to look at the bank account for the car sales....

I got the account up on my tablet and found a credit car deposit of £4,750!!!

Hugh had sold one of the Skodas!

I laughted and told him that I thought he was the salesman?

Gerry laughted...."thought I was as well, but Hugh was using a cloth to wipe the car down when one of the storage users saw the display of cars and spoke to Hugh. The next minute Hugh asked for the trade plates, took him out for a test drive, afterwards came into the office and hey Preston the bloke took his card out and brought it their and then. His picking it up tomorrow morning as Hugh wanted to valet it first!"

I went to see Arlo and Aaron and told them after the car sale and told him that he can start a marketing campaign.

Aaron looked a bit embarrassed and told him that he has already put an advert in the local paper advertising that the cars sales site is now open!

I gave him the list of the 9 cars left with the spec, mileage, condition etc etc etc.

6.15pm.

Evening meal and the lads looking forward to the party tonight!

8.00pm.....

Party time!!

Dean arrived in a full Birmingham City football strip.

Aiden arrived in just a dressing gown!! God knows if he's naked underneath.

The costumes were absolutely great!

Telly Tubbies were Tom, William and Josh. Harry was Super Mario. Leo was tinman. Tony was a scarecrow. Billy was a clown. Brandon was Darth Vader. Arlo and Aaron were the power rangers. Sam was a convict. Sean a roman emperor. Noah a cowboy. Lewis a fireman (of course!). Zak a pirate. John and Henry in Scout uniform. And of course Liam and Merv in army uniforms. The other dressed in school uniform, a doctor, a policeman and lots of many others!

It really was a great display....

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Wot wonderful costumes!

Telly tubbies....lol

Seem like a good effort by everybody!

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By *orfyMan
3 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Let the party begin 🎉🎉🎉

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2690

The outfits were magnificent!

The local fancy dress hire shop must love the lads and the hotel!!

Aj, the little bugger, told Dean that the hotel has a 'birthday lad' tradition....do we? Well I've never heard of that tradition!!

Of course that set off Aiden, Arlo, Liam, Merv and Tony to agree that he should do the 'birthday lad' tradition!!

Aj then told Dean that he "has to strip stark bollock naked and stand on a chair with 1 hand on your head, drinking a pint of beer with a lad sucking your cock. The sucking only stops when you have finished the pint!

Bloody hell Aj!! Thats a new tradition!!

Dean thought Aj was joking.....

But apparently not! As the others told Dean thats the birthday lads tradition!

It bloody well isn't!!

But if Dean does it then I can see it becoming a tradition from now!!

Jack was serving behind the bar and poured Dean a pint!!

Just then Harry and Dylan came back with plates of food as in a cold buffet!

Beef, chicken wings, quiches, potato salad, sandwiches, egg mayo and coronation chicken, sausage rolls, and pork pies.

It was a nice spread to be honest.

Dean didn't expect that!!!

Jack put the pint he poured on the table next to Dean, saying "thats the birthday lads traditional pint"

Dean looked around the room, said "fuck it!" And took off his football shirt, then his trainers, then his socks, then his shorts....

He took a deep breath and said "who's sucking then?"

Of course it had to be be Noah!! Who told him....

"I'm your boyfriend so I'm sucking!"

Nobody else had a bloody change, as Noah was straight in!

Dean then took his briefs off, stood on a chair and asked for his pint!

Jack passed it up to him and Dean stood with his left hand on his head and took a sip of the beer....

Noah started sucking away!!

Dean got an erection in seconds and took another sip of the beer.

He didn't seem to be in a hurry to drink it!!

Jack told him...."the object is too drink the beer quickly to stop the blow job!"

Dean laughted.....

"Wot makes you think I want it too stop? Noah is great at blow jobs!"

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

A new tradition is started! More nakedness

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Sounds like the hotel has a new tradition!

Well done Dean...

And the buffet sounds lovely

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By *itom87Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

Love it

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3 weeks ago

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By *otwillyMan
3 weeks ago

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Great reply Dean

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3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2691

The eyes were on Dean and Noah sucking him...

The lads were cheering and clapping and Dean was still only sipping his pint!

Noah was really going for it! He was massaging Dean's bollocks as well.

We could see the look on Dean's face, his face was crunched up and his mouth opening and closing. He certainly seemed to be enjoying it.

All of a sudden Noah stopped sucking and started wanking Dean hard....

He told Harry, still in his super Mario fancy dress, to move back further or get covered in the white stuff!!

Harry didn't move quickly enough and Dean's ejaculation hit Harry's leg!

Fucking hell.....Dean ejaculated heavy and a distance...... White blobs all over the floor!

The lads couldn't believe how 'far' Dean shot his load and Aiden wasn't a happy bunny......he made fun of how far Dean shot and told everybody he could shoot his load further!

Bad move Aiden!....

Or was it?....

The lads, of course, goaded Aiden to prove it!!!

Aiden immediately stripped naked and stood on the chair!!

All of a sudden we heard a shout of "WAIT"....

It was Merv who moved a chair next to Aiden and started stripping!!

Then Conner and Barnaby got chairs and started stripping!

Then to everybody's suprise Gerry and Hugh moved chairs and stripped as well!!

We now had 6 lads, all in a line, standing on chairs stark bollock naked!!!

Leo quickly went and got his tape measure, his little 'black book' and some yellow sticky notes!

He wrote the lads name on individual sticky notes and told them he's going to mark with the sticky note their furthest shot and then measure the distance!!

He then raised his hand in the air, which made all the lads go quiet and then said "contenders ready!..on the count of 3... start.....3...2...1"

It was interesting to see the different 'techniques' the lads were using to wank themselves....

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By *iboy1970Man
3 weeks ago

runcorn

Love it what a waste of cum.tjough

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Love it what a waste of cum.tjough"

Agreed!

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3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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3 weeks ago

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By *orfyMan
3 weeks ago

North Norfolk

A sight for the eyes, no doubt. Hope the floor didn't get too slippy!

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3 weeks ago

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2692

This should be interesting!!

I watched open mouthed and couldn't believe that Gerry and Hugh was involved in this naked game....

As soon as Leo counted down to 1, the lads, using their own techniques, started wanking...

Within about a minute, all of them had erections and were all different sizes!

Obviously Connor was the biggest but his Prince Albert probably added a dimension by it's self...

I saw both Gerry and Hugh look at the Prince Albert and their jaws dropped!

They were both so erect you could see the veins in their shafts.

Hugh shot his load first after literally groaning out loud....

Leo marked his furthest speckle on the floor with a post-it note.

Then Gerry ejaculated and again leo marked the floor.

Gerrys in the lead....

Then Merv let out a cry of "yes, yes!" And shot his load going a lot further in length than Gerry..

Aiden then screamed..."get out of the way Leo!"

Leo just managed to escape getting cum on him!

Connor was now left with Barnaby and going 'hammer and nails' stroking his cock......

We then heard Connor shout "oh christ" as he shot his load.....

Leo went to mark his distance when we heard Barnaby shout "MOVE!"

FUCKS SAKE....

Barnaby shot an absolute shit load of cum.....

We didn't need the post-it notes on the floor to see who shot the biggest distance!!!

Poor Harry was in the wrong place again had to move sideways quickly to get out of the way of the flying sperm!

Barnaby was groaning and shot 7 loads!!

After he finished he had to sit down on the chair......

Leo got his tape measure out....

The hotel now has a new "cum shooting" champion as he went 3 and a half inches further than the reigning champion, Tony.......

Tony couldn't believe it and asked for a re-measure!!

Sorry Tony but Barnaby is the new champ!!

Tony congratulated Barnaby but told him his not shaking his cum covered hand! He bought him a pint instead!

I looked around and I think everybody else were now showing 'bulges' in their trousers, shorts, etc.

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3 weeks ago

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

MY GOD!!!

BLOODY HELL LADS!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
3 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

Flying sperm!

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3 weeks ago

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Fandabydozy

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Guess Tony will be looking for a rematch!

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3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

New Olypuc sport

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3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2693

The 6 lads decided that as they are already naked, they will remain naked!

Gerry and Hugh and for that matter Barnaby, suprised me that they will just stay naked for the rest of the evening....

Tony wasn't happy about losing his championship.....not only has he losted the "biggest cock" but now the cum shooting distance one as well.

Tony is a very proud man and I think he loved having them 2 championship titles in his name....

I saw him and Leo in deep discussion and Leo shaking his head and Tony waving his finger and pointing at Barnaby.....

Oh dear, Tony's not a happy chappie.

I then saw Tony drowning his sorrows at the bar drinking what looked like whiskeys.....this is so unusual for him.

Tony then stripped naked, pulled a chair up and told Leo to get his tape measure....

Leo told him "Tony you don't have to do this"

Tony shouted "just record the fucking distance!"

Oh christ.......

The lads all gathered round Tony but not in the "line of fire" as it were.

Tony started rubbing his nipples with one hand and with the other massaging his testicles....

He soon got erect....in fact it the 'biggest' I've ever seen him display?!?!

He then started wanking, slowly at first and gripping it tightly and moving his hand round and round his shaft.

He was certainly determined to win back his championship!

The lads all watched on, encouraging him to shoot a good load...even Barnaby was encouraging him....

I saw his legs wobble and buckle a bit and his face was squashed up like he was trying to hold off ejaculating?

He then looked upwards, gritted his teeth and started furiously wanking.

"Get ready Leo' he kind of shouted and then.......

How can I put this? He exploded!!!

For fucks sake, a ream of cum shot out of his bell end and flew through the air towards Leo!

Leo had to move out of the way!!

Then another ream, then another.. fucking hell.....it was flooding out of him....I've never seen so much cum in all my life.

A huge dollop landed on the floor behind where Leo was originally standing!!

Leo measured the distance like he had with the others.

Barnaby, Aiden, Arlo and Harry was looking over Leo's shoulder....

Leo started extending his tape measure.....it was getting longer and longer and he stopped it saying "well, so far he has beaten the other 5 lads so now only Barnaby to beat"

The tape continued extending until it reached the 'dollop' on the floor.

He then confirmed with the others what the distance was.....

He then wrote the measurement in his little black book.

He called Barnaby over and showed him the measurement he had recorded for him earlier.....

Barnaby obviously knew what Tony had just shot measurement.

He walked back to Tony who was still standing on the chair and smiled at him.....Tony got off the chair and asked "well wot was the bloody measurement!!"

Barnaby raised Tony's arm in the air saying.....

"Congratulations CHAMPION, you have your title back by 3/4 of an inch"

Tony gave Barnaby a hug that turned into a full man on man cuddle.

Barnaby then brought Tony a victory pint.....

80% of the lads had now stripped out of their fancy dress costumes and were either naked or just in shorts amd sliders....

Dean, Gerry and Hugh came over to me and said.....

"So it's true then about the staff parties!... When's the next one!!"

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3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Any excuse guys, any excuse!

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By *itom87Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

Anything to get naked

Should hole a naked weekend for guests, strictly invite only though

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Congratulations Tony on winning your title back!

And Gerry and Hugh...a typical hotel lads party!

Thank god your not "shy"!

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3 weeks ago

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Part 2694

Dean enjoyed his party with the games and the buffet food.

Tony was happy!

Next morning.....

A few lads with sore heads sitting at the table

I noticed that the lads that don't live in were at the table so god knows where they slept last night?

Billy was giving his normal morning motivational speech as we are extremely busy today....

A Major conference for 110 people, including food, afternoon teas, the W.I ladies, a 15 person clay shoot with food, 34 flower bouquets being made for delivery, 12 people on the sunbeds, 16 spray tans, 8 wedding/birthday cakes needed making. Even the gym was full.. 2 Pilates classes consisting of 14 people in the first and 23 on the second class. 25 in the 1st bootcamp and 16 in the 2nd.

And 20 rooms booked for tonight.

Adam and Sebastian are at the storage centre helping them re-size the storage units to the clients specifications.

John and Henry doing the hotel maintenance duties, only little things like leaking taps etc etc but need doing.

Leo called me to reception....the car sales account has just received 2 deposits....one for £4,999.00 and the other for £5250.00.

We need more cars!!!

I decided to go to the storage until and see Gerry and Hugh.....

All the rental cars and vans were out on rental and we now had only 7 cars for sale!

Bloody hell......

Gerry and Hugh made the point, strongly, that we need more vehicle's...... Gerry hinting that "he told me that we didn't have enough in the first place". Little bugger, but he was right, to give him his dues.

As I was talking to him, Joe phoned me....he has made arrangements for a certain well known motor finance company to come on board and offer finance to the prospective buyers. Well done Joe....

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

All go, but is there too much going on? More staff? Again?

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Busy! Busy! Busy!!

Thought you were 'supposed' to be slowing down Jason?

Well done to Gerry and Hugh for selling a couple of more cars.

And Joe for getting a finance company on board!

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By *itom87Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

He cant slow down, but he really does need to try n slow down

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3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2695

At evening meal I noticed that Gerry and Hugh were sitting together and seemed happy......

Later, I was at reception with Aj when the pair of them walked past and said "goodnight"......

It just so happened that I was watching the CCTV monitors and I saw Gerry get into Hughs van and they drove off. Gerrys car was still in the car park?.....mmmnnn....

Barnaby had a very busy day today, as did everybody else, and he asked if he could stay the night? He has another clay shoot tomorrow morning.

To be honest he did look a bit shattered so I told him of course he could....my flat door is open if he wants to go for a shower and relax. He thanked me and gave me a hug.

Later on my lovely Dylan had finished his duties and told me that Barnaby is asleep on our sofa!!

I jokingly asked if he was dressed!!

He was just in a pair of shorts and was in a deep sleep.

The next minute my radio crackled, it was Pat saying that Merv was having a bit of a breakdown in their flat.....

I saw Harry fly past at 100mph being followed, a bit slower, by Liam.

I followed behind and as we entered their flat we saw Pat curled up in a ball on the sofa crying and Merv shouting something unintelligible from the bathroom.

Harry and Liam went into the bathroom and found Merv sitting in the shower in his shorts with his head in his hands.

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3 weeks ago

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Too much going on for Merv maybe. All the excitement just got to him

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3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Harry and Liam will deal with Merv. They know what to do and how to handle it....

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3 weeks ago

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Part 2696

Harry started stripping to join Merv in the shower, but Liam just shouted at Merv...."STAND DOWN SOLDIER"

Merv instantly reacted to that command and shouted back "YES SIR"

He then shook his head and looked at us.....

"Oh fuck....I've just had an episode haven't I?"

He laughted, stood up and wondered why Harry was half naked standing in his bathroom!

He grabbed a towel and dried himself saying he was ok now

Poor Pat was curled up on the sofa with tears in his eyes....he just can't handle situations like this with Merv....

I sat with him and gave him a hug..

Merv dried off and sat the other side of him and also put his arm round him reassuring him that he was ok now.

Lovely Harry came back with 4 cappuccinos!!!

Good lad Harry!

I went back after to my flat and found Dylan and Barnaby drinking coffee and eating cake!!

Next morning.....

Another busy day....

Breakfast table and Gerry and Hugh walked in together.....

Harry noticed and I'm afraid his 'harry-itus' got the best of him and laughted saying....

"We know what you 2 got up too last night! Take Gerry home did you Hugh?"

Hugh laughted back..."and a great time we had as well Harry..."

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Touchè!

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By *otwillyMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *orfyMan
3 weeks ago

North Norfolk

"Great reply Hugh

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2697

07.30am...

I heard a bit of noise coming from the reception area....

Me and john went to have a look and it was a group of 12, 30 years olds dressed in hawaiian shirts and shorts and hats....

One of them was booking them in for the VIP laser clay shooting day with meals and overnight stay. He called them the "Jolley boys" with an accent straight out of Eton and with a plum in his mouth.

They would be better suited at Ascot to be honest.

Not only did they look stupid they sounded stupid with their posh voices....

As we got to reception one of these lads said to me and John...."hello, we have old bean and young bean here now! We're the Jolly boys, pleased to meet you" he then shook our hands and introduced us to the 'Jolly boys' who in turn shook our hands.

Their was Albert, Fabian, Hugo, Cyril, Theodore, Maximillian, Pierre, Laurent, Archibald, Charles, Eden and Barty !!

Really? Are they taking the bloody piss? Or are they their genuine names?

Barnaby arrived and introduced himself to them saying breakfast is at 08.00am.

They called him an "old bean" as well....

What the Fuck!!!

When Aj had sorted out their room keys, Albert, who seems to be the leader of the 'Jolly boys' said to him "Good Show, Old Chap" !!!

I saw Aj struggling to keep a straight face!

When they disappeared to their rooms we heard a voice behind us shout "good show, old chap"...we turned and saw it was bloody Arlo standing their with Aaron!!

The next minute we heard "oh, I say old bean" and saw it was Ian laughing....

I had to remind the lads that they are representatives of the hotel and the 'Jolly boys' are paying customers who have paid a lot of money for this shooting event!

Arlo and Ian immediately apologised before we all burst out laughing.

07.59am

The 'Jolly boys' arrived for breakfast.....dressed more decently now.

Oh...jesus christ...it was Harry that was welcoming them to the breakfast table, saying it was a full English breakfast....please no 'harry-itus' Harry!

As soon as Albert opened his mouth and called Harry a "Jolly good show, young man" I saw the face Harry pulled!!

Harry smiled, opened his mouth and replied.....

"Right-o! Now, later at midday we will adjourn for scones and a spot of light treason? All agreed? Pip pip, cheerio lads"

He disappeared back into the kitchen with, I'm pleased to say, a round of applause from the Jolly boys with, I think it was Maximillan, saying "I like him, good sense of humour"

Phew!!!! Thank god for that....

I went into the kitchen for Harry to tell me.....

"Fucking toffs....stuck up gits"

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3 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *en628Man
3 weeks ago

Bromborough Wirral

The worrying thought is that there's plenty of those types

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Paying customers are paying customers and need treated the same no matter who they are. That said, 'The Jolly Boys' sound like a right load of idiots

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By *otwillyMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Paying customers are paying customers and need treated the same no matter who they are. That said, 'The Jolly Boys' sound like a right load of idiots"

Agreed on both counts

Hopefully they will, tip handsomely

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Tally ho...pip pip lads!!

All paying guests help pay your wages Harry!

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By *illyscock OP Man
3 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2698.

Hugh phoned me.....my dealer friend has another 8 cars if we're interested?

I told him too have a look at them and the bugger told me that him and Gerry were already there at his site!

Barnaby and Ian were now taking the 'jolley boys' to the shooting range.

I heard my radio crackle and Ian saying.....

"The jolley boys are giving Barnaby a hard time over the safety lecture he is trying to tell them about. They are experienced shooters and telling him that they don't need any safety lessons as these aren't real guns!"

I went to the shooting ground to see what was going on.....

One of them saw me and said "hello old bean"

I asked for their attention...and in the end I had to raise my voice considerably to get their attention.

I made it very clue to them that "Barnaby is the 'range master' and what he says must be acted on and If your not prepared to do as instructed at all times, I will cancel your bookings as per our contract that you signed and see you off the premises. Do I make myself perfectly clear"

They immediately apologised to me and Barnaby.

Barnaby gave his safety lecture and explained that if the same safety is applied in this case then when they do "proper shooting" they won't forget.

The jolley boys all shook Barnabys hand and admitted he had 'a good point'

The shoot went well and Barnaby told me afterwards that they were the best shooters he had seen. They were all shooting between 96 - 99%.

Barnaby told them about 'Ghost's' shooting and of course one of them, who I now know is called Fabian wanted to challenge Ghost to a competition.

Merv didn't want to take part and was a bit annoyed that Barnaby had mentioned him....

Fabian automatically thought Merv was backing out which got Merv more annoyed with the situation.....

In the end Merv told the jolley boys that "you lot need to get off your high horses and I have never backed out of a challenge yet. Here's the deal then Fabian....20 clays each. The one with the most hits wins. The loser then has to eat evening meal stark bollock naked in front of everybody to totally humiliate him."

Fabian made some fuss that, that was gay.....

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By *hodares666Man
3 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Oh dear..

The jolley lads seem to be a bit of a handful....but i can see them being put firmly in their place by the hotel lads!!

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2 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Going to get interesting

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2699

Barnaby had all the clays ready and the scoring machine set up in relation to the guns being used.

Merv was "getting into the zone". He was deep breathing, not breathing, blinking and waving the gun from left to right and up and down...

He was totally 'zoned in and focused'

Then.......

One of the jolley boys dropped a jug of orange juice onto the floor and when it shattered to pieces the muppet shouted "BOMB"

Merv froze.....

He dropped his gun....

He sat down on the floor and put his knees up to his chin and his head in his hands, covering his ears and started rocking back and forth.

I heard over my radio..."medical emergency, Merv, shooting ground "

Harry and Liam ran to reception and we all got in the Range Rover and I drove over the dirt track to get to the shooting ground.

We found Merv on the floor and surprisingly one of the jolley boys, Maximillan, was kneeling in front of Merv holding Merv's shoulder talking in a calm quiet voice to him telling him.....

"It's ok mate, your safe, your at the hotel, your in no danger now, look at me, look into my eyes Merv, your safe now, trust me"

Liam moved Maximillan away...

"STAND DOWN GHOST, THATS AN ORDER"

Merv lifted his head looked at Liam and replied..."yes Sir, standing down"

Within about 20 seconds, Merv stood up and hugged Liam.

Barnaby had already got the rest of the jolly boys back to the portacabin, leaving Maximillan with Merv, Liam, Harry and me

Liam thanked Maximillian for his help.

Maximillian told us that his younger brother suffers from PTSD as well so he recognised the symptoms straight away.

He then asked Liam if he heard correctly, that he called Merv "Ghost?"

Liam nodded his head and then Maximillian asked Liam If Merv and him was in the Army as Merv called him "Sir"

Liam again nodded....

"Please, said Maximillian, don't take this the wrong way, but I noticed your not walking naturally? You don't have a prosthetic leg do you?"

Again Liam nodded....

"My brother was called 'Thumper' and he served with somebody called Ghost. They got caught up in an IED explosion whereby their troop leader took the full force of the blast saving the lifes of the others including my brother. Was that you Liam?"

Again, Liam nodded and said he remembers Thumper, as did Merv.

Maximillian immediately gave Liam a hug and thanked him for saving his brother. He also hugged Merv.

Merv told him that Barnaby was part of that team as well.

Maximillian went on to tell us that due to the injuries that his brother received he was medically discharged from the Army and is now a 'commercial estate agent selling and renting out all types of commercial property'

He lost 3 fingers from his right hand and half his right foot....

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

A small world but it will maybe teach 'The Jolly Boys' a valuable lesson

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *hodares666Man
2 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Ghost and Thumper?

Good names.

I wonder wot Barnabys and Liams nicknames/operational names were?

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2 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2700 (! Wow)

We got Merv back to his flat and told him to rest.

When the jolley lads had finished their shooting they all came into reception and asked Aj how Merv was?

Aj said they showed genuine concern for him and the lad that dropped the jug and shouted 'bomb' as a laugh, Pierre, was visabley upset.

Barnaby told me that the other jolley lads gave Pierre a hard time over his joke especially Maximillan.

Just before dinner was called, the jolley lads were in the bar drinking bottles of champagne.

Merv arrived back in the kitchen in his full chefs whites.... Dylan told him it's ok as his covered his shift now and he wants Merv to just chill out for the rest of the evening.

Merv decided to just sit at the dinner table as it was only about 20 minutes before service

Liam, Aj and Barnaby decided to sit with him.

The next minute Pierre knocked on the staff dining room door and was invited in by Aj.

Pierre had very red eyes, it was obvious that he had cried.

He immediately apologised to Merv for his poor taste joke asking him to please forgive him.

Merv shook his hand saying "you didn't know, so don't worry about it"

Pierre told us that the others have voted and that him and Fabian has to eat evening meal stark bollock naked as our punishment.

Merv smiled and replied......

"Thats not really fair as Fabian didn't actually lose the challenge. But under the circumstances you and Fabian can eat at our staff table tonight, and I'll join you 2 naked as well to make it fair. So go back and tell the others its that or nothing. They are welcome to quickly visit before we eat to witness us naked"

Pierre smiled and told him "you don't have to do that Merv as you didn't do anything wrong and let's face it Fabian would have lost as Maximillan says you were a sniper along with Barnaby?

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2 weeks ago

Wigan

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2 weeks ago

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By *imJimmyJimMan
2 weeks ago

Stratford

Jason and all your team: in anticipation of the 100th session due to start soon, I just wanted to say congratulations and thank you for your outstanding story / updates of your lives at the hotel. Like so many others, I look forward daily to reading the next part. It also feels good to see comments from your other regular followers.

Wishing you all continued happiness, success, camaraderie and love: personally and professionally.

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By *pidercrabMan
2 weeks ago

Weymouth

Well done love reading the antics of everyone. What's happened to smudge is he still in the hotel.

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

The Jolly Boys have learned something! Not a bad thing. At least they have the decency to apologise.

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Goes to show that even people who seem Hooray Henry's have a human , soft side .

Well done to them on apologising face to face

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By *orfyMan
2 weeks ago

North Norfolk

"Goes to show that even people who seem Hooray Henry's have a human , soft side .

Well done to them on apologising face to face "

Perhaps some will be showing their "hard side" at the meal, with all the cocks on display!

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 weeks ago

e&w midlands

"Ghost and Thumper?

Good names.

I wonder wot Barnabys and Liams nicknames/operational names were?"

Merv was GHOST....as one minute he's their, the next his disappeared.

Barnaby was CUCKOO....as he was hiding up trees observing.

Another was THUMPER...because he didn't care who he thumped!

Another was PREM E JACK....don't think we will explain that!

Another was SILKILL....because if he targeted you, you never knew what hit you.

And Liam was.... oh god I don't know what Liam's operational name was!

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2701

5 minutes later, Albert, Hugo, Pierre and Fabian came into the staff dining room.

The lads were already sitting down waiting for their evening meal so all were looking at these lads.

Albert, now talking with a 'normal' voice instead of with a plum in his mouth, apologised to all the lads for their disgraceful behaviour and disrespect they have shown, especially to Barnaby and Merv.

Albert then asked if they could eat their evening meal here in the staff dining room to show how much they appreciate all the staff here and also said they will buy all the staff drinks in the bar after.

Merv stood up and said.....

"Thank you Albert, that is appreciated but it was unfair that you wanted Pierre and Fabian to eat stark bollock naked as their punishment. So here's the deal. Yes we would love you all to eat here with us and with regard to the drinks tonight, we accept but with one proviso......all the jolley boys have to spend the evening naked in the bar as their punishment, and join us playing pool, darts, table tennis etc. We will close the bar to the other guests and move them to the bar in one of the function rooms"

Albert looked shocked at that!!!

"You want us all nude playing games and drinking? Will you lot be nude as well?"

Merv laughted....."if you lot are brave enough to accept, then you will find out!"

Albert disappeared and returned with all the jolley boys!!!

They helped rearranging the table configuration to fit the extra 10 diners......

Mmnnnnn this could be a fun night!

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2 weeks ago

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Suspect it's going to be " hell of a night"

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By *hodares666Man
2 weeks ago

Northamptonshire

Well said Merv!!

I wonder how many of the jolley boys will actually take you up on your offer of them getting naked for the evening?

Bet Aiden is having a "dickie fit" and salivating at the mouth at that thought!

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By *orfyMan
2 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Jolly cockey sticks eh what

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Watch out for 'The Jolly Boys'

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By *itom87Man
2 weeks ago

Wigan

Oh wow this should be a jolly meal

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By *moothsub-SwitchMan
2 weeks ago

near Newquay

Surely the prisoner has aged a few years by now?

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By *iboy1970Man
2 weeks ago

runcorn

"Surely the prisoner has aged a few years by now? "
if you have been reading from the begining youd understand

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By *illyscock OP Man
2 weeks ago

e&w midlands

Part 2702

Harry came into the dining room and saw the extra table being prepared and the Jolley boys sitting down.

Harry's face turned red...

"Wot the fuck is going on here? This is the staff dining room?"

Merv explained what was going on saying that they have apologised and want to show their appreciation by eating with us tonight and that they will be buying the drinks tonight in the bar and they have agreed as their punishment to spend the evening naked!"

I saw Harry start hopping from foot to foot....that told me he was getting angry....

I swear I saw steam coming from his ears!!

"Right, said Harry, they flaunt themselves and their posh voices and their money and treat us, especially Barnaby and Merv like shit. And they think by apologising and buying us drinks makes up for it? Their money is probably from the bank of mum and dad who paid for their education and know powerful people. They have no idea wot real life is all about. They stick their noses up in the air and look down on us. They don't have a fucking clue! I don't want no part of this charade"

Wow...calm down Harry!

To that he threw his chef's apron on the table saying "I would rather stick pins in me eyes then eat at the same table as them."

He then walked out of the dining room!!

The room went quiet......

Pat stood....

"I can't do this either...Harry is my friend and colleague.

Sean, Liam, Jack, Arlo, Aiden, Connor, John and Henry also stood up. John then told us all.....

"Harry is family to us. Families come first and I'm not prepared to sacrifice my friendship with him over this. So please excuse me but I'm not doing this either. I'm sorry"

They also left the room!!

To my suprise, Leo and Tony stood up and said "excuse us too, but Harry is more important than a evening meal"

I didn't know what to do or say...

I sat their like a dumb prick....

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Glad to see the lads sticking together

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2 weeks ago

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By *adboi58Man
2 weeks ago

Romsey

Mabye max Thumper's brother could talk to Harry

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By *itom87Man
2 weeks ago

Wigan

Whoops, red faces all round

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2 weeks ago

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By *uy near ArundelMan
2 weeks ago

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Hopefully all will be ok

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