Love you all to follow on this piece adding your fantasy or fact after each episode.
I love going out dressed. I am 75 and I look the age but with wig, make up and dress with opaque tights I can usually pass especially in a bar or club.
I usually use the men's toilet because I want to send a signal. I walk in and smile at the lads having a piss. After the initial surprise they understand what I am. I go to a cubical hoist up my dress and drop my knickers but I so often "forget" to lock the door.