FabGuys.com forum: The cycle incident

By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

It was January

I looked at myself in the mirror

I'd put on a couple of stone over Christmas

40 single and now a dad bod

I sighed as I looked at my disappointing cock and golf ball nuts.

What did I have to offer a woman.

That's when I decided time for a new year's resolution

Off i went to the cycle shop

The salesman sold me

A bike

Helmet and the cycle outfit they wear at the tour de France

I think he said an extra large is in order looking over his spectacles.

I pulled a face I'll take medium please cheeky bastard I thought.

I got home and waisted no time pulling on the costume

Jeez I could hardly breath

And the crotch omg my poor excuse for a manhood was sculpted perfectly in rubber.

Undeterred I waddled out on to the road with my new bike.

I nearly popped a nut as I swung my leg over the crossbar

I set off

I wobbled to the left

I wobbled to the right

But then got the hang of it.

I turned down a residential road

Puffing and blowing I noticed an old man tending his front garden

"Morning" he shouted

I looked his way and shouted

Morn - that's when I hit the pothole.

Well I flew through the air

Squealing like a pig that could fly

and crashed into the pavement knee first.

Ow ow ow I groaned clutching my damaged knee.

The old man bustled over "omg

Are you ok"?

My leg my leg I moaned ( I'm not great with pain)

Names Ron he said as he dragged my ruined bike off of the road.

He helped me up

"Come inside" he said

Let's take a look at that knee you may need a hospital trip.

I lent on him arm around his neck

He steadied me by holding onto my bottom.

He staggered me into his lounge and into a seat.

Right he said let's take a look

He held and squeezed my knee with me making surprisingly unmanly noises.

I pulled off my cycle helmet.

His hands were on my knee but his eyes studied the bulge in my cycle outfit.

I put the hat over my bulge and the spell was broken.

Right he said I'm sure I have some pain relief my long gone wife used to take

I'll give you some and then get the Dr round.

I watched my knee swell in front of my eyes as he toddled off to get the pain relief.

He handed me a little pot with painkillers 2 white and one blue.

What are they I asked

He shrugged his shoulders dunno

But they always helped her.

I was reluctant

But the pain was bad.

Then he 'accidently ' knocked my throbbing knee

Owww I wailed and stuck the pills in my mouth.

"Good lad" Ron said

He picked up the phone

"I'll ring the Dr" he mouthed.

He sighed 32nd in the que.

As the minutes passed the pain eased a bit but something else started happening

My poor squashed manhood started swelling too.

Ron hung up the phone "he's coming but be an hour at least"

"They said on the phone to remove restrictive clothing from the effected area"

I tried to pull the shorts leg up over my swollen knee but to no avail.

I squirmed as my semi erect cock tried to find room in the suit.

"Come on" Ron said the whole thing will have to come off.

Oh no but I'm not wearing anything underneath I mouthed.

"That don't matter he said grinning we're all men here.

I stood as best I could dropping the hat.

Ron stroked my swollen knee eyes fixed on my swelling crotch.

"Oh my he said looks like something else was injured"

Quick as a flash his gnarled old hand was on my bulge rubbing it better.

Tbc

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By *pthebum69Man
2 weeks ago

Kendal

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By *ich65Man
2 weeks ago

Chorley

Mmm... great start 🔥🔥😈

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By *at2121Man
2 weeks ago

Swindon / Algarve

Dirty badtard

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By *manMan
2 weeks ago

wiltshire near stapleford

Made me smile, good start

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By *erbysuckMan
2 weeks ago

derbyshire

Interesting mmmmmm

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

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By *uriousjimMan
2 weeks ago

middleton

🍆💦🍆💦

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By *needbottomMan
2 weeks ago

torpoint

Look fwd to reading the rest of this

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By *ethro65Man
2 weeks ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

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By *avenMan
2 weeks ago

Stoford

Haha

The mind image's 🤭

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By *illmecreviceMan
2 weeks ago

Reading

Great start

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By *asher72Man
2 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

Keep going buddy 😈😈

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

😈😈

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Hot

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By *orfyMan
2 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Good start!

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By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

Oh oh I stuttered

I don't think that was injured.

"I beg to differ" he said

Look at the swelling he pinched and fumbled with my trapped package.

I was 8 had to admit very uncomfortable down there.

Space was non existent before this baffling swelling

"Nope he said this has got to come off"

I opened my mouth to protest but the zipper was down the back in a flash and Ron was wrestling to get the suit off of my arms.

He got it to my waist

Looked at me

"Wow you are a fine figure of a man"

I wish I replied blushing put on to much weight.

"Nonsense" he said tapping then stroking my belly

"Right let's get the rest of this off I can see your uncomfortable"

His hands grabbed the suit at the waist and pulled downward.

I tried to protest but woosh they were down

My knee twitched

My 4.5 inch cock at full mast sprang to attention I sighed relieved at the sudden freedom.

In a flash he was on his knees

Rubbing my swollen knee

Eyes fixed on my hard cock

"Well looky here, hello little fella"

I could feel his hot breath on my cock.

Oh please don't talk to it I said

That always had an effect on me

And I'd had no action for so long

The little fella was loving it.

"Aww but he's so cute"

He ran a finger up my shift

My cock twitched my foreskin let my cock head peep out.

" Aww he wants to say hello " the old man exclaimed.

Tbc

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By *axludlowMan
2 weeks ago

ludlow

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By *illmecreviceMan
2 weeks ago

Reading

Lovin it

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By *ustcuriousgeorgeMan
2 weeks ago

Shropshire

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By *ickeymeatMan
2 weeks ago

sandown

Wow lovely start can’t wait to see what happens next !

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By *unfollowerMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Cheeky dirty guy..

He is going to show you a horny time by the time the doctor is going to "cum"🤣

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By *cd69Man
2 weeks ago

ash vale

This is so hot

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By *edro208Man
2 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *andoverMan
2 weeks ago

Worksop1

Brilliant. Great comedy. Golf balls are relatively huge!

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By *kdwMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

More please

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By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

He tweaked the head of my cock and pulled gently back

The purple head popped out

My head was screaming wtf is going on

But I just stood there letting it happen.

"Oh you are beautiful little man" he said to my cock

It twitched in answer a bead of pre oozed from my slit.

"Uh oh not on the carpet" he said

And caught it on the tip of his tongue.

" I think he wants a little kiss".

Again I opened my mouth to protest but no sound escaped.

His unshaven lips brushed the underside of my exposed cock head.

I groaned weak at the knees

I tried to ask if the Dr would be long but he slipped my entire manhood into his mouth.

He licked and gently sucked me to a frenzy.

There was a tap on the door.

"Wait there" he said as he struggled to his feet

There I stood swollen knee and even more swollen erect cock

Thinking I should cover myself when an elderly gentleman entered the room

Bag in hand stethoscope around his neck.

"Well well " he said " what have we here.

Tbc

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

Dr playing too??

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By *asher72Man
2 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

Hope that it’s not going to be too long before the next instalment. Loving this 😈😈

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Getting interesting

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By *ussgbrMan
2 weeks ago

Burton

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By *orfyMan
2 weeks ago

North Norfolk

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By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

The Dr walked towards me he listened to my chest

Looked down oh that knee is swollen

"Look Dr " said ron "how this is swollen too"

Oh dear the Dr replied yes that needs attention too.

When did you last have your prostate check asked the Dr.

I I've never I stuttered.

Oh dear said the Dr.

Ron can I ask you to concentrate on that very swollen penis while I check the prostate.

Um my knee I mumbled.

"Of course Dr " said Ron and immediately started to suckle on my hard cock.

The Dr put on a rubber gloves and covered a finger with lube from his bag.

Lean forward young man he said.

I leaned pushing further into Rons hot mouth.

I felt his finger it went around and around my sensitive rectum

Making me tingle

Ron was groaning in my cock making me tingle even more.

Slowly a finger entered me

Pushing slowly slowly

I gasped

It found my prostate pushed and probed it

Oh no oh no I squealed

Oh yes oh yes answered the Dr

I gripped his finger with my bottom and i filled Rons mouth with my seed.

Well said the Dr

Nothing wrong with that prostate

And look your penile swelling is resolved.

Your knee is very swollen still

But I don't think you need the hospital

I will give you a lift home.

Ron leant me a dressing gown and off I went.

Ron winked at the Dr well actually his neighbour pretending to be a Dr.

He opened his garage door and put my ruined bicycle with all the others.

He was about to put the warning potholes sign back when he spotted

Amelia 36 new bike peddling towards him.

He threw the sign in a bush.

Morning he shouted to her, she looked up .

A scream a crash Ron beamed a big smile.

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *endeepMan
2 weeks ago

Gt Yarmouth

😆 🤣 😂

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By *aturebarneyMan
2 weeks ago

Sale

Great story.

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Cool

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By *kdwMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

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By *at2121Man
2 weeks ago

Swindon / Algarve

Reminds me of Tales of the Unexpected 😂

If you can remember that.

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By *axludlowMan
2 weeks ago

ludlow

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *edi39Man
2 weeks ago

Leicester

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By *argeit20Man
2 weeks ago

long sutton

Carry on

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By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

Thank you for reading everyone

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By *itom87Man
2 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *onmar01Couple (MM)
2 weeks ago

Bargoed

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By *torylover OP Man
2 weeks ago

Torquay

❤️

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By *erbysuckMan
1 week ago

derbyshire

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By *atinbloodMan
1 week ago

Birkenhead

Nice

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By *torylover OP Man
6 days ago

Torquay

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