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By *i-Paddy76 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salford

I’d been buzzing about this two-week caravan holiday in Wales for weeks. Me and the lads had big plans—cheap pints, late nights, and hopefully plenty of filthy fun if even half the stories from that guy at work were true. I sorted the whole thing, paid the deposit, booked the pitch. Then, right at the last minute, both of them bailed. Some bullshit excuse about work and family. Deposit was non-refundable. I stared at the confirmation email for about ten seconds before I muttered, “Fuck it. I’m going anyway.”

When I rolled up, the site looked decent—clean, freshly mown grass, sea air hitting you as soon as you opened the car door. But it didn’t take long to clock the crowd. Mostly older couples. Grey hair, sensible walking shoes, the lot. A few in their forties still had that married-with-kids vibe. I was twenty-three and suddenly feeling like the youngest person for miles. I told myself it didn’t matter. There’s always someone up for it on these sites, right? Girls on a hen weekend, bored wives looking for trouble, that sort of thing. I just had to wait.

First night I hit the clubhouse. Pints were dirt cheap, everyone was chatty and friendly enough, but every single person seemed paired off—wives, husbands, long-term partners. No single women, no giggling groups, nothing. I drank four pints, played some pool, then went back to the caravan feeling quietly pissed off.

Next morning I needed a shower. The block was one of those open ones—no curtains, just rows of shower heads and tiled walls. I stripped off, stepped under the hot spray, and started soaping up. Truth was, I was fucking raging horny. I’d spent the whole drive up imagining I’d already have fucked a couple of slags by now. You hear all these stories—caravan parks full of easy pussy, cheating wives, filthy one-night stands. Instead I was surrounded by people old enough to be my parents.

I closed my eyes, let the water pound my head, and slid my soapy hand down to my cock. It was already half-hard just from frustration. I started stroking, nice and slow, picturing some curvy forty-something MILF walking in and dropping to her knees.

Then I heard footsteps.

I opened my eyes.

Opposite cubicle, maybe ten feet away, stood this guy. Fifties, salt-and-pepper hair, solid build. He was openly staring at my cock while slowly wanking his own. Thick, veiny thing in his fist. Our eyes locked. He didn’t look away. Just gave this slow nod like he was appraising livestock.

“You’re packing some great equipment there, lad,” he said, voice low and calm.

I’d never looked at a bloke that way in my life. Never even thought about it. But the way he was staring—proper admiring, like my hard cock was a fucking prize—sent a jolt straight through me. My dick twitched hard in my hand. He saw it. Smiled wider.

I went to turn away, rinse off quick and get out. He spoke again.

“You can’t walk out of here like that. You’ll give some poor woman a heart attack swinging that beast around.”

He nodded at my cock again—now fully rock-hard and throbbing.

“Would you like some help with it before you go?”

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By *wbtmMan
3 weeks ago

South west

This could be good

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By *etshavefun2022Man
3 weeks ago

Gosport

Tell us more ....

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By *ick682024Man
3 weeks ago

swindon

Great start

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By *ust 58Man
3 weeks ago

london

looking forward to more

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By *ickeymeatMan
3 weeks ago

sandown

OMG let’s hear more

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By *i Biker60Man
3 weeks ago

bitown

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By *ature boyMan
3 weeks ago

Erdington

Nice

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By *i-Paddy76 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Salford

I didn’t answer. Couldn’t. My mouth was dry. Heart was hammering.

He took that as yes.

Next thing I knew he was standing right in front of me, water running down both of us. He dropped to his knees on the wet tiles, wrapped his hand around the base of my shaft and just… looked at it. Like he was studying a rare painting.

“Christ,” he murmured. “I haven’t had one this big in years. If the rest of the site finds out about you, lad, you’re going to be a very popular boy.”

Then he opened his mouth and took me in.

Slow at first. Lips tight around the head, tongue swirling. Then deeper. Sucking properly. Moaning around my cock like he was the one getting off. His free hand was working his own dick fast. Wet slaps echoing off the tiles.

I managed a weak, “What if someone walks in… catches us?”

He pulled off just long enough to grin up at me, spit and water shining on his chin.

“They can wait their fucking turn. I got here first.”

Then he went back down, harder, faster. One hand cupping my balls, rolling them gently. The other wanking himself. I could feel the pressure building stupidly quick. Too quick. I tried to warn him but the words came out as a groan.

I exploded.

Thick ropes of cum blasting straight down his throat. He didn’t flinch. Just swallowed hard, kept sucking, milking every last drop out of me while his own hand blurred on his cock. I felt him shudder a second later—he was cumming too, painting the tiles between my feet.

When he finally pulled off, he licked his lips, looked up at me with this satisfied little smirk.

“I’ll have that again,” he said. “Anytime you want to give it, just ask. I’m usually in the clubhouse evenings.”

I couldn’t speak. I just turned, rinsed the soap off fast, grabbed my towel and practically ran out of there. His voice followed me.

“See you later, big lad.”

Back in the caravan I locked the door, sat on the edge of the bed, still dripping wet. My head was spinning. Shame burned in my chest—I’d just let some random older bloke suck me off in a public shower. I’d never done anything like that. Never even thought about it.

But my cock was already twitching again.

I wrapped my hand around it, still slippery from the shower gel, and started stroking. Slow. Reliving every second. The way he looked at it. The way he moaned. The way he swallowed every fucking drop like he was starving for it.

I came again in under a minute, harder than the first time, cum splattering across my stomach while I pictured his mouth wrapped around me.

And the worst part?

I knew I’d be back in that clubhouse tonight.

Looking for him.

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By *aahYesMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Beautiful start and I’d like to read more ….

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By *endeepMan
3 weeks ago

Gt Yarmouth

Yummy,

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By *ndstorm45Man
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

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By *ature boyMan
3 weeks ago

Erdington

Mmm lovely

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By *oy2017Man
3 weeks ago

Frome

A lovely short story. Thank you for sharing.

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By *orfolklad90Man
3 weeks ago

Great Yarmouth

Very hot!!!

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *reyunMan
3 weeks ago

Perth

👍😈 more please.

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By *ick682024Man
3 weeks ago

swindon

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By *ow22Man
3 weeks ago

Pwllheli

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By *ralBiguy63Man
3 weeks ago

manchester

Please continue, this is so hot

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By *orfyMan
3 weeks ago

North Norfolk

Good start 💦💦

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By *atinbloodMan
3 weeks ago

Birkenhead

Nice

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By *otwillyMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *ersbarebottMan
3 weeks ago

hampshire

I wish the campsites i go to had open showers

I spend my time hopping for a reflection of a cock being wanked on the wet floor tiles lol

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By *attooedholeMan
3 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Sounds a wicked campsite.

Where is it?

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By *itom87Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

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By *SMmanMan
3 weeks ago

Weston super Mare

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By *orwichscotMan
2 weeks ago

Livingston

We’re all booking in!

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By *atchmo_Jizz!Man
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Get to the clubhouse soon!

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By *illy69TV/TS
2 weeks ago

St Osyth

Love to read more so horny

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By *bbeyparkMan
2 weeks ago

grimsby

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By *e again 200Man
2 weeks ago

edinburgh

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By *ypleasureMan
2 weeks ago

EDINBURGH

Camping sites can be fun

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By *irginass2018Man
2 weeks ago

lost in my thoughts

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By *igusdickus691Man
2 weeks ago

Mitcham

Awaiting next instalment of this

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By *ustcuriousgeorgeMan
2 weeks ago

Shropshire

Great start

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By *hrisukbishareMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

yum

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By *ullmytriggerMan
2 weeks ago

Crewe

Nice story

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By *oose44Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

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By *ornysuckerMan
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Excellent start looking forward to more

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *aygordon999Man
2 weeks ago

Shetland

Great story

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By *erry55Man
2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

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By *i-Paddy76 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Salford

That evening I wandered back to the clubhouse, still half-convinced I wouldn’t actually show up. But my feet took me there anyway. The place was busier than the night before—same cheap pints, same low hum of chatter and laughter—but my head was somewhere else. I nursed a couple of lagers at a corner table, trying to look casual while my cock kept twitching every time I remembered the shower.

Then the door opened and there he was.

Same salt-and-pepper hair, same easy confidence. He went straight to the bar, ordered a pint, took a long pull, then scanned the room. Our eyes met. He raised his glass in a little salute and started walking over. My stomach flipped.

He stopped at my table. “Mind if I join you?”

I let out a nervous chuckle. “Since when do you wait for permission to do what you want to do?”

He laughed—deep, genuine—and slid into the seat opposite. “Fair point. Name’s Dave, by the way. Properly, this time.”

I told him mine. We clinked glasses. Small talk for maybe thirty seconds before I couldn’t hold it in any longer.

“So… about this morning,” I said, keeping my voice low. “In the shower.”

He leaned in a fraction. “Did you not like it?”

I swallowed. “I didn’t say that.”

A slow grin spread across his face. “Then what’s the problem?”

“How the fuck did you know I’d be up for it? I’ve never… I mean, I’ve never even looked at a bloke that way.”

He took another mouthful of beer, set the glass down carefully. “This place? It’s got a reputation. Been coming here twenty years with the missus and the same group of couples. Everyone knows what’s what. There’s five shower blocks on site. One’s men-only with curtains—proper privacy if that’s what you want. One’s men-only with no curtains. That’s for lads who don’t mind—or want—an audience. Or company.” He paused, eyes locked on mine. “Women have the same setup. And then there’s the mixed one. Only open Friday through Sunday. Men, women, trannies, the lot. Some of the trannies are proper fem—could fool anyone. Others… well, they’re just blokes in knickers and heels, and they’re still up for it. Place has rules, but the rules are mostly ‘don’t be a cunt about it’.”

I stared at him, pint halfway to my mouth, brain scrambling to catch up.

He downed the rest of his drink in three big gulps and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “My wife’ll be here in about ten minutes. She’ll want to meet you.”

I blinked. “What d’you mean?”

“Don’t you want me to suck you off again?”

The words hit like a slap. I went quiet. Cock instantly thickening in my jeans. After a beat I gave the smallest nod.

Dave stood up, casual as anything. “I’m going for a piss. Leave it a couple minutes, then follow me. I’ll be in one of the end cubicles—look for my shoes under the door. Let yourself in, drop your trousers, and relax. I’ll take care of the rest.”

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By *ornysuckerMan
2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Loving this story

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nice !

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By *SMmanMan
2 weeks ago

Weston super Mare

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By *1scr33tguyMan
2 weeks ago

Great Yarmouth

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By *uriouspantyMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Wow … again a story never thought I’d like but I’m hooked

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By *ameulTV/TS
2 weeks ago

norwich - ish

Very horny

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By *ixcocoMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool .

Oh my wheres the site

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By *ers_Viking_FukMan
2 weeks ago

Gorleston

Like the sound of this

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By *unseeker1974Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

I need to know this site x

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By *erbysuckMan
2 weeks ago

derbyshire

Brilliant

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By *eadar123Man
2 weeks ago

dublin

More please

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By *unfollowerMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Wow...

Waiting to get seeded before wife walks in..

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By *orfyMan
2 weeks ago

North Norfolk

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By *otwillyMan
2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

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By *irginass2018Man
2 weeks ago

lost in my thoughts

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By *edro208Man
2 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *itt000Man
2 weeks ago

Leicester

Lots More please. X

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By *asher72Man
2 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

This is definitely going in the right direction 😈

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By *eams GuyMan
2 weeks ago

Gateshead

More please

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By *igdan2504Man
2 weeks ago

warrington

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By *addy lover 2025Man
2 weeks ago

worthing

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By *ully63Man
2 weeks ago

Didcot

Love to hear more.

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By *aygordon999Man
2 weeks ago

Shetland

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By *alpalMan
2 weeks ago

Scartho, Grimsby

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By *ab-biguyMan
2 weeks ago

;-) Pembs ;-)

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By *e again 200Man
2 weeks ago

edinburgh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *MortMan
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Looking forward to next installment

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By *illingguyMan
2 weeks ago

All around mayo

Brilliant so far

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By *erry55Man
2 weeks ago

Portlaoise

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By *teve1867Man
2 weeks ago

wirral

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By *hrisukbishareMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *ethro65Man
2 weeks ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

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By *ob2Man
2 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *LASGOW 60s GUYMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *oose44Man
2 weeks ago

liverpool

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By *endeepMan
2 weeks ago

Gt Yarmouth

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By *ullmytriggerMan
2 weeks ago

Crewe

Great read

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By *i-swingerMan
2 weeks ago

Near Mildenhall

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By *arahtv777TV/TS
2 weeks ago

whitstable

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By *ob2Man
2 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *arucocMan
2 weeks ago

Machynlleth

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By *unfollowerMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Is there more to the story?

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By *uriouspantyMan
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Hope so

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By *ifunlover69Man
2 weeks ago

EXETER

Hope there's more. I always hope for action on campsites. So dar nothing.

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By *orwichscotMan
2 weeks ago

Livingston

Never had any interest in camping. Until now…

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By *orobi7Man
2 weeks ago

loughborough

Been in the exact same shower situation myself! Loved it!

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By *ichaelg76Man
2 weeks ago

Andover Ish

Def following

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By *ubdomtvTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

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By *ray_UKMan
2 weeks ago

Somewhere in DY area

Loving this

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By *iStretfordMan
2 weeks ago

manchester

Sounds like a fun campsite.

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By *itom87Man
2 weeks ago

Wigan

🔖

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By *teveapriestMan
2 weeks ago

Kearsley

Where is this campsite? I need to go !

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By *ob2Man
2 weeks ago

dungannon

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By *harliesfunMan
2 weeks ago

North Tyneside

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By *imale999Man
2 weeks ago

dudley

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By *atinbloodMan
2 weeks ago

Birkenhead

Definitely need to know more

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By *asteyourcockMan
2 weeks ago

Southsea

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By *p90Man
2 weeks ago

Swanwick area

Where's this caravan site.

Also hes the youngest caravan owner I've come across

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By *ttmguy500Man
2 weeks ago

Ammanford area

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By *erbysuckMan
2 weeks ago

derbyshire

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By *orth yorks guyMan
2 weeks ago

Castleford

I need to book into this caravan site

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By *oose1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Good story so far

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By *i Biker60Man
2 weeks ago

bitown

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By *bbeyparkMan
2 weeks ago

grimsby

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By *ean30ukMan
2 weeks ago

gateshead

Great story hard waiting for more xx

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By *umplay22Man
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

More please getting right hard.

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By *Am_JulsMan
1 week ago

Camden Town

What is the name of this caravan park would love to head there and stay for the weekend

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By *irexMan
1 week ago

Hertford

Fantastic 🔥🔥🔥 I remember those old open shower blocks, cold concrete and bricks with their own particular aroma 😜

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By *i-Paddy76 OP   Man
1 week ago

Salford

He started walking. I watched his back disappear toward the gents.

My heart was slamming against my ribs. I finished my pint in one go, waited what felt like forever but was probably ninety seconds, then got up and followed.

The toilets were down a short corridor. Quiet. I pushed the door open. Three cubicles. One door closed. Pair of brown loafers visible under the gap.

I stepped inside, locked it behind me. Dave was already sitting on the closed lid, trousers around his ankles, stroking himself slowly. He looked up at me with that same hungry smile.

“Told you,” he said softly. “Drop ‘em.”

I fumbled with my belt, shoved my jeans and boxers down to my knees. My cock sprang free already leaking at the tip. He wrapped his hand around it, gave one slow tug, then leaned forward and took me straight into his warm, wet mouth.

Fuck.

Deeper this time. No teasing. Just hungry suction. One hand on my arse, pulling me closer so I bottomed out against the back of his throat. I braced my hands on the partition walls, trying not to groan too loud. He moaned around my shaft, vibrations shooting straight to my balls.

I didn’t last. Couldn’t. Maybe two minutes of that filthy, sloppy sucking and I was unloading thick spurts pumping down his throat while he swallowed greedily, milking me dry with his lips and tongue.

When he finally pulled off, he licked me clean, gave the head a soft kiss, then looked up.

“Better?”

I could only nod, breathless.

He stood, pulled his trousers up. “Right. Back out there. When you meet the missus, don’t say a fucking word about this. She’s a bit… particular. Takes some charming to get her in the mood. Just be nice, buy her a drink, make her laugh. She’ll decide if she likes you or not.”

He unlocked the door, checked the coast was clear, then slipped out.

I waited another minute, tucked myself away, splashed water on my face, then walked back into the bar on shaky legs.

Dave was already at the bar with a woman mid forties, curvy, dark hair pulled back, sharp eyes and a smile that could cut glass. She turned as I approached.

“There he is,” Dave said, clapping me on the shoulder like we’d known each other years. “This is the lad I was telling you about.”

She looked me up and down slow, deliberate then held out her hand.

“Helen,” she said. “And you are?”

I told her my name. Shook her hand. Felt her fingers linger just a second longer than necessary.

She smiled wider. “Buy me a gin and tonic and maybe I’ll let you sit with us.”

I laughed nervous, but real—and went to the bar.

My cock was already stirring again.

This holiday was about to get a lot fucking weirder.

And a lot better

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By *lf123Man
1 week ago

near you

I’m enjoying this

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By *erry55Man
1 week ago

Portlaoise

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By *teve1001400Man
1 week ago

crayford

hot

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By *teve1001400Man
1 week ago

crayford

hot

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By *orth yorks guyMan
1 week ago

Castleford

Getting more exciting

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By *ohnny 52TV/TS
1 week ago

Middlewich

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By *bbeyparkMan
1 week ago

grimsby

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By *amieforfun1973TV/TS
1 week ago

bognor regis

Looking forward to the next chapter (s)

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By *eemebabyMan
1 week ago

Dudley

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By *ob2Man
1 week ago

dungannon

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By *djoanneMan
1 week ago

Stockport

Carry on please

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By *e again 200Man
1 week ago

edinburgh

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By *ac6969Man
1 week ago

Bradford

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By *i Biker60Man
1 week ago

bitown

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By *ab-biguyMan
1 week ago

;-) Pembs ;-)

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By *i-Paddy76 OP   Man
1 week ago

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I bought Helen that gin and tonic, handed it over with a polite smile, and settled back into the seat. She was stunning for forty eight curvy in all the right places, dark hair framing a face that knew exactly how good she looked. Probably used to blokes tripping over themselves the second she walked into a room. Especially here, where the average age was pushing sixty and the youngest other guy looked like he could be my dad.

She crossed her legs, letting her skirt ride up just enough, and leaned forward a bit so her tits pushed together in that low cut top. Classic move. I kept my eyes on her face, answered her questions about where I was from, what I did for work small talk, nothing flirty. No compliments on how fit she looked, no lingering stares at her cleavage. Just friendly, neutral chat.

It was winding her up. I could see it. Her smile got tighter, her laugh a little forced. After a couple of minutes she tugged the neckline of her top down an inch or two, flashing more smooth skin and the edge of a black lace bra. I pretended not to notice. Took a slow sip of my pint instead.

Dave was watching the whole thing with this amused glint in his eye, like he knew exactly what game she was playing and why I wasn’t biting.

Eventually I stood up, stretched, and clapped Dave on the shoulder. “Mate, you’ve got a beautiful wife. Proper lucky.”

Helen’s eyes flicked up sharp, waiting for the follow up the begging, the “can I buy you another?” or “fancy a walk later?”—but it never came.

Dave raised an eyebrow. “Where you off to? You sticking around later?”

“Nah,” I said, casual. “Gonna grab a game of pool, then head back to the caravan. Hopefully there’ll be some proper talent in tomorrow night.”

Helen’s face changed—just a flash, but I caught it. Lips pressing thin, eyes narrowing. She didn’t like being dismissed. Didn’t like the idea that I wasn’t desperate for her attention when every other bloke in the place probably would’ve been.

“Nice meeting you, Helen,” I added, giving her a quick nod.

She didn’t reply. Just stared, glass halfway to her mouth, like she couldn’t quite process that I was walking away.

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