I really love this memory. I use it when I wank these days…
I was in a bathhouse in Old Market, Bristol.
It was my first time and I was so horny. I had just been into a porn shop and, for the first time, asked “where’s your gay porn?”.
In the bathhouse, I had sucked my first cock, then sucked my second cock and then decided to look around.
I had decided that my towel wasn’t required and left it on a bench somewhere. I was hard, chubby, hairy and naked as I walked around.
That’s when it happened. I wandered into reception…
“OI- what do you think you’re doing?!???” Rang out
I froze. Didn’t know what i even did…
“Where’s your towel??” He seemed so cross
I looked around and realised there were three guys in reception, aswell as the guy working.
“errrrr…. Uhhhhhm….i don’t know”, I mumbled
“You’re not allowed to roam around naked! I told you that when you got here”
“I’m so sorry… I’m just too horny. I want men to see my bum. I need men to fuck my bum”
The 4 of them burst out laughing.
