FabGuys.com forum: Bad meet

By *tuart essex OP Man
5 days ago

Southend

Every now and again I meet people on here. As I can’t accommodate I usually end up travelling over an hour for a hook up.

Obviously before a meet I shower and make sure I’m clean inside and out, I always buy new aromas for these meets.

So an hour and a half driving I park up in a quiet village, one road away where the other person lived. I was early so I stayed in the car for 15minutes before ringing him.

“Pop round” he said so I did. Straight into the bedroom and there was a strange smell. “It’s the cooking”, he said “it’s your feet I thought”. I didn’t really want to turn around not after the time it took me to get there. A bit of oral later and he wanted me to ride him. Not my favourite position plus he was still limp. “Don’t worry about that, it will get hard”.

Hour and a half later, it’s still not hard. He was having time of his life, grunting and groaning away, I’m just laying on the bed or sitting on a flaccid cock.

At least the drive home was a tad quicker.

Maybe just stick to saunas from now on.

By *eedsLookingAfter1977Man
5 days ago

Nottingham

My advice is this, take a dump in a brown paper envelope and then set it on fire on his doorstep and press the doorbell.