I turned the shower off, I took a minute, water dripped from my body, I gazed up through the open roof light, god I felt good, so relaxed, the tingle had gone but I’d still got remnants of the taste of my own load in my mouth, I’d cum very heavily, all in my head & did it to yourself I said, I couldn’t help but smile, you and your dirty brains muttered, I dried my face & grabbed the bottle of Vaseline intensive care, squirted sone in my hands & rubbed then together before rubbing it in my face, I always used it, seemed to work, people always disbelieved my age when I told them, so fuck it is carry on using it I’d thought, the cooling effect today was so good, it had been sunny at the track and I could feel the effects of the sun on my skin, it felt tight, I looked in the mirror, yup, definitely caught the sun, I rubbed the remnants from my hands into my ball sack, I always did, no point washing it down the sink, & keep the Crown Jewels nice & soft had always been my justification. Just as I walked into the bedroom still stark bollock naked my phone rang, it was harry my son
I pressed answer
“Yooooo how’s it goin old man” his usual greeting for me
All good, how’s my favourite Son?
He was my only child so it was a long standing joke
“ alright, thought I might catch you now as I guess you’d be back from the track and getting ready go out”
Yup like a clock mate, like a clock, how’s it goin over there, you found the problem, is it bad or
I was interrupted “don’t, a fuckin bunch of bell ends thats what, it’s basic shit, the up addresses are still set to the old system, they’ve not set the software codes to navigate and just simple error bollocks in the mcc’s and 99% of that is due to them not removing old system links, if they’d bought the VR support package as we suggested I’d have had it running in 2-3 hours max, now they’ve had to wait for me to come over, I did it in just under 2 hrs when I got the factory but all the flights etc and me getting out here, they’ve lost 2 days & now we’re gonna bill them for the privalage, it’ll cost them at least 80% of the cost of the VR support package, just doesn’t make any sense, when you buy the package you get engineer support with 10 minutes of putting the message in, all the support team carry our VR sets with us, the engineer at the factory shows us what the fault is and we can see it through our goggles live, live the problem with them, show them what to do, it saves thousands but they would sign up for it”
Mate, I bet you’re pissed?
“Dead right, can’t get a flight back until fuck arsed Monday, Branco’s said don’t tell them, make out we are giving extra supports and staying to ensure everything’s working okay until they are back in production”
Smart move to be fair mate, bit of blagging never hurt.
“These guys are spending £226 million on a brand new manufacturing plant, £45 million of that on automated manufacturing and Branco wants his share, reckons the extra love will help, he’s told me I’ll get a order related bonus if we pull off an order, could mean a fair chunk off my mortgage and I promise if it happens I’ll pay for silverstone next year. Best of it is, the client took me to dinner last night, got taking about coming out here, I said I was missing out planned lads weekend at moto go, and now he’s said he’s going to pay me a personal bonus for my efforts in getting them up and running”
Shit mate, sounds like it’s been a worthwhile trip, I’d have still preferred you were here to be fair”
Yeahhhh me too, first year I’ve missed isn’t it, how you getting on with Shergar anyway?
What?
“Shergar, Bo, the lads who plays 5 a side with him nick named him that after seen him in the showers, apparently he’s hung like a fuckin horse”
…… oh right, I wondered what you were on about then, and with that my hand automatically grabbed my own cock, fuck me I cudnt get away from him and his massive fuckin cock!
“Yeah so they nicknamed Lilly The jockey for obvious reasons but that got changed to The Waitress
What?, how’s that work
Apparently they found out she can only take the tip
The pair of us laughed down the phone, yes it was funny and couldn’t help but laugh but also part of me I guess nervously laughing to cover up my own sexual urges about Bo’s massive cock.
“Anyway I just wanted to check in and catch you, looks like the weathers good for you tomorrow for qualifying and the sprint, fancy a tenner on it?”
Dead right, Martin
“Fuck off, Marquez all day long”
Deal
“Like candy from a baby” Harry laughed
“Speak soon old man”
See you mate, safe travels , wish you were here, let’s go for a pint in the week when you’re back
“Sound, I look forward to it” and with that we both hung up. I finished getting ready, a pop air of blue chino shorts, crisp white long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a good spray of Jean Paul, trainer socks and white adidas trainers and made my way downstairs
Seb & Bo were both in the lounge chilling,
Harry’s just called
Seb “sound, though he might ring you, how’s it going? Yeah pretty good by the sounds of it.
“Cool, last thing he needed was a chew when he was already missing this”
Right then , where are we heading, I say ear first drink after?
“Yeah deffo” and with that we left the house, I let out a ffs as we walked past my S5 the pigeons had already begun their evening gs anal graffiti assault on its bright blue paintwork
“Oh my” said Bo
“Jesus what do those things even eat to do that”
I tried to put it out of my mind as we walked into town
“Let’s go curry tonight & Thai tomorrow” said Seb
Fine with me
We both looked at Bo
“Hey I’m just a passenger, I’ll do whatever, you guys know the drill, it’s you’re trip, I’ll sling along with whatever”
and with that we headed for the Ghurka Den
“Fuck me I needed that” said Seb leaning back from the table
“Yeah good shit that” added Bo
Still as good isn’t it I followed
“Bo, you and me go settle up then let’s head for drinks”
I went for a piss as the boys settled up, then had a vape outside
The boys emerged
“Cheers Amir” Seb first
Right, let’s go have a couple in the Star Wars bar he added
“Star Wars bar?” Bo questioned
Me and harry looked at one another and smiled, Bo still perplexed, is that what it’s actually called?”
“Nehhhh it’s called The Bear, but it’s the local Weatherspoons mate & you’ve never seen such a gathering of freaks in all your life”
Seb burst out laughing “Euie, tell him about that guy last year, the one who went round mind sweeping pints and then stood in the table singing I’m all shook up”
Fuck that, what about Dark Snow White?
“oh shitttt I’d forgot all about her!”
Bo looking even more perplexed “fuck me where are you taking me! & Dark Snow White!?”
“Oh mate, this Goth lass came in, big black leather trench coat on, black eyes make up,a basque, tiny shorts and biker boots, but she was accompanied by three dwarves!”
We giggled our way down the street until we entered the Bear. It was busy and full of questionable clients, none as memorable as previous but it was still early, after two pints Seb necked the remainder of his drink & said “c’mon, The Angel” and with that we followed suit, necked the last of our drinks, walked out and up the high street. The angel was a traditional pub that over the years had added areas and facilities to cash in on silverstones events foot fall, beer garden, marquee, outdoor bar & pizza oven, all round the back optimising old areas and buildings,
We walked in, I nudged and signalled to Bo to mind his head as there was a low beam situated half way up the bar “cheers”
I finallly bought a round as I felt guilty the guys had paid my way all day as payment for me driving
We looked around for a seat I signalled to the back area of the main pub, there was a high table complete with four high chairs, almost bar stools but with back rests, I sat facing right down the pub so I could spot any girls, Bo to the left of me, his back to the stone wall, facing the entrance to the door leading to the outdoor areas, Seb facing me with his back to the bar, we chatted general bollocks I guess you could call it, I shared my net with Harry and now Seb and Bo also had a tenner are the rider they fancied for the sprint race, just then 3 girls made there way up the bar, early twenties I’d say, they walked out to the beer garden, all scantily dressed, 3 sets of crackin legs, one in particular stood out, a blonde, cowboy boots, denim cut off shorts with her buttocks hanging out, a leather waste coat with a sheriffs badge on the left lapel, her seemingly firm and not too big breasts showing their heads out of the top, the waistcoat was cut short revealing her naval, from which dangled a chain belly button piercing, her long blonde hair in loose curls cascading from a cowboy hat, she pulled the look off excellently and I don’t think there was a lad in the pub who didn’t sneak a look, be that with their partners or not
“Fuckin helllll” I muttered but got caught by her, she smiled and gave me a wink of appreciation for my compliment. As they left through the door Bo said “fuckin hell Euie, bit young for you int she?”
“Mate, you don’t know Euie do you, he’s had more women than you’ve had dinners, ask him about Sara Allinson?
“Wait, what Sara Allinson as in Anna Allinson from school’s sister?”
“The very same”
“What he fuck!?, you never have?”
He fuckin did!, you know I had a party when my mum and dad were away and you were on holiday at the time” my dad asked Euie come round d keep an eye on us”
Sara turned up to pick Anna up about 1am, Anna didn’t want to go and asked her sister come in for ten minutes, dick head here got chatting to her in the kitchen,
The next thing I know is Anna’s asking has anybody seen my sister? her cars still here, we checked the rooms and this dirty bastards banging her from behind in my mum & dads bed, wouldnt be so bad but Anna’s the one who caught them!”
“Fuckin hellll! Well well Well Euie, you dark horse you, she must be about 26, wait that was like last spring”
Seb signalled with his head, I said fuck all and took a swig of my pint
“Ask him about her new found skill”
Oh fuck off Seb give the girl some dignity I finally broke my silence
“Come on Euie you can’t leave it like that, what went on?”
“If you don’t tell him I will”
Prick
“Oooooo this is going to be tasty I can tell, last chance Euie before Seb spills the beans on you”
She’s a squirter, well she didn’t know she was until that night & then she squirted all over me as I fucked her, she was saying stop but then wouldn’t stop backing into me, slamming against my cock, every time she did it fired out of her like a water pistol”
“Fuckinnnnn hellllll”
“She didn’t even know her sister had walked in she was in that much of a state, Anna came down in shock “ I’ve just found your uncle fucking my sister! And then went sit in her car, like she’d just sobered the fuck up, I had to tell my mum and dad somebody had spilt a drink on their bed when they fell asleep d*unk cus she’d soaked the mattress that bad”
With that Seb winked at me cus he’d proper stitched me and went to get a round in leaving his chair and heading for the bottom bar.
Bo stared at me & smirked
Took a sip of the last of his pint, “how many women have you fucked then Euie?”
Fuck knows to be honest
“What’s that the maybe 30” he looked at me “50” he looked at me “100” again he looked at me “100” still nothing “300”
Mate I don’t have a clue, let’s just say when I split with Harry’s mum I found myself in life, I got fit, I understood myself & didn’t chase life & once I did that life just became easy, I could see 5 women a week some weeks & fuck them all, Sundays I’ve been know to have 2, one in the day, one at night
Bo smiled
“What about threesomes, you ever had a threesome?”
Ffs, yes
“Oooooo interesting, two females or you and another male?”
I stared at him & didn’t answer
“Ahhhh both then I take it,
Abd what about guys then Euie, you ever had fun with another guy? Was your male male threesome a bi threesome?”
Pffft I laughed nervously, shook my head
“do you like sex with other guys Euie? C’mon don’t be shy, I won’t say anything to Seb, you’re secrets safe, what about young guys Euie?” and with that Bo leaned back in his chair, he looked down the bar quickly then I saw his eyes check the door to outside, then he lifted his tee shirt up, he was wearing drawstring grey shorts with the drawstring undone, and there it was, his absolutely enormous and magnificent cock sticking out of the top of his shorts, hard, well I say sticking out, let’s say at least the last 5” the rest was still in his shorts, his cock lay against his ladder of abdominal muscles, the elastic of his shorts pressing his cock against them, what the fuck was actually going on here? I’d only met this guy today, friend of my nephew, cock watched him at the services, discovered he’gir an absolutely massive cock, facialised myself fantasising about him & now here he was, back of a pub, flashing me his enormous gift of pleasure, asking me if I liked bi sex with young guys, telling me he could keep a secret, all whilst my nephew was just feet away at the bar. And then there was his cock! The thought I thought since that moment has stuck with me ever since and it’s the only way that the initial sight I was faced with can be described; like a king cobra being charmed from a basket, it was magnificent and also quite menacing at the same time, whilst I experienced the feeling of Jesus fucking Christ! Not only because it was totally unexpected in a pub and with my nephew feet from us ordering a round but the sheer size of it but also its appearance, I say menacing because it was, the size of it but also its shape and from what I could see from this distance the detail of veins running up it, all this going on in my head and as if time had stood still, hyper thoughts racing through my head for what felt like a period of time but in reality must have been quite quick, Bo sat there his hand still holding his top up as his eyes stared back at me and he smiled a Rhye smile, then his other hand grabbing hold of his solid member and pulling it away from his stomach he ran his fingers over its head and then down the visible part of his shaft, before he wagged it at me almost as to beckon me with it, I tried to stay calm and act as though I wasn’t excited and fuck me I was turned on but fear of him knowing the truth and the risk kept me from reacting how I’d wanted to, I say that, but I know my mouth was jaw droppingly wide open, I finally spoke, trying to keep my calm “I think somebodies had a little too much to drink”
His eyes still fixed on mine and the smile still blessing his lips, “oh really, I think somebody else hasn’t had enough” and with that he winked and wound his hand around its head one last time before he pulled his top bank down and shouted “Seb”, Seb turned around from the bottoms of the bar, Bo just raised his hand and with his thumb and index finger made the sign for small, then through his head back, Seb casually nodded and spoke to the bar man again. That’s was it, I was sat with Bo, a momentarily silence fell upon us, but he seemed none less comfortable than before, then in a low tone “like I said, I can keep a secret, nobody has to know” that lick of his top lip making an appearance once again as he finished the remnants of his pint before adding “you turn me on Euie, I can’t lie, there I’ve said it, at least one of us can be honest” his eyes not breaking their gaze into mine. Seb clattered the tray down onto the table “Oi Oi” as he did
“Yessss, good man” exclaimed Bo, there on the tray were three pints of Madri accompanied by 3 shots of Jägerbomb, 3 shots of tequila, a Ramekin of sliced lemon and a salt shaker in the shape of a woman’s naked body
“There, that should loosen us up” said Bo then winked at me, Seb totally oblivious as to what Bo was actually implying and unaware of the wink
“Bro, put some tunes on” gestured Seb to Bo, Bo got up and headed for the jukebox
“Fuckin lad int he” said Seb meaning the call for shots
You’re not fucking kidding I thought to myself but just smiled and nodded back at him,
have you rang your mum?
“Nehhhh she knows I’m alright, I’m with you onni”
Like I said, have you rang your mum?
We both chuckled
Bo sat back in his chair
Right, I’m going for a piss and a vape, I stood up and exited through the back door, the same one cowgirl had gone through. I headed for the toilets the other side of the beer garden, I took a piss before washing and drying my hands, the beer garden was alive with the buzz of drinkers enjoying the summer evening, the noise flowing through the open window,
“Well I’d fuck him, I love a good Dilf”
“And you do! you fuck him & I’ll have that Mediterranean looking one who’s with him” I laughed and shook my head. Outside I stood alone and leaned against the wall on the far side as I drew on my vape, checking the level of liquid in it. My head was spinning, not from the drink, although judging by what had just landed on the table it sure was going to be a factor, but for now it was just the whole day, picking Bo up, his hot assed Lycra clad mother, the attraction of him, the neck massage, cock watching him in the services and discovering his blessing, wanking myself silly whilst reading into shit and fantasising over it as I sniffed the scent of him from my top and then facialised myself and drank my own cum wishing it was his, and then this. Up until five minutes ago it was all just fantasy, but now, well, now there was no misunderstanding whichever way you looked at it, he’d got his massive cock out in the pub just for me, stroked it and implied he wanted some fun, no, I corrected myself, beyond doubt, he hadn’t implied he’d fuckin told me, he’d told me I turned him on as he stroked his massive cock in a public place, could I trust him with my secret, jeez, my head just didn’t flow it’s spinning, I shuddered a chill, I not sure if it was from what going through my mind or the cooling evening air, ffs I muttered to myself as another huge blob of pre cum shot from the end of my dick coating the inside of my fresh tanga’s
I took a couple more drags on my vape slowly turning around to have a cheeky look at the “sheriff” and her two friends the sheriffs bare thighs crossed as she sat. Exentuating her thigh muscle in her left leg as it sat on top of the other, she sure was fuckin tidy I’d give her that? Her body was pretty damn perfect to my personal liking, maybe I should try hit on her, after all I’d heard then chatting whilst I was in the toilets and was confident I’d at least stand a chance , it was after all the safer option and wouldn’t be a surprise to my nephew, , fuck knows, do neither you horny old bastard, just enjoy your weekend, that was easier say than done after what had just gone on and then over hearing the girls in the toilet, fuck knows, blowing the smoke from my last drag on my vape I re-entered the pub through the back door.
“Fuckin hell dick head, c’mon, we’ve been waiting for you“ was Sebs greeting before adding “you’re always sucking on that thing” Bo shot me a cheeky glance and another wink before adding to Sebs banter
“Thought I was going have to come find you”
Yeah, yeah, Shut the fuck up the pair of you, right what we having first?
“Let’s play a game” said Bo
“Oh here we fucking go, fuck off I was spanned last night and bn rough as arses all day”
“Well if you’ll drink with men, you’ve got to be prepared to play with the men” Bo retorted
Jesus fuckin Christ, he really was getting the signal over now, Seb still oblivious and just associating drinking to the comment
Right, what’s the fucking game, I added, I needed a fucking drink to clear my head or make it fuzzy enough to stop the horn dog thoughts consuming my mind
“Yäger first, then straight on to the tequila, done proper, last one finish has to neck his pint”
“Oh ffs” right let me burp first then” said Seb
We waited until he was suitably ready
“3,2,1”
Fuck me this shit was nasty especially after curry, the garlic repeating on me, Bo finished first, me just behind him and then Seb
“Fucks sake” a shake of his head before he gulped his pint down
Me and Bo chuckling at him
I think the drink had begun to get to me as before I knew it words left my mouth I hadn’t planned; do you always like coming first?
“Only when I’m drinking” replied Bo
Seb was to caught up in trying to make his pint stay down whilst constantly expressing the gases rising from his stomach
Just then the back door opened, it was little miss Sheriff and her pair of deputies, the petit dark haired one now obviously also feeling the affects of the night “hey boys, you should have said you were having a party” as she looked at the table of empty glasses
The sheriff and the other girl cheered, then she closed in on my face and playfully placed a finger on my nose tapping it in time with her words “and you Daddio, sheriffs got a wanted poster out for your arrest” the sheriff held her head in her hands whilst the other two laughed and Seb and Bo cheered
Is that right, I said then maybe your sheriff should bring her cuffs along tomorrow night, I just might give myself up! We all laughed she rubbed my back fondly “night boys” they walked off giggling for the front door. Two pints later and we were clearly now outstaying our welcome, the landlord stacking chairs on empty tables, two old timers, obviously regulars finishing their drinks at the bar
C’mon, best fuck off, I said
And with that we went to leave, Seb u steady on his feet and he got off his high chair.
We walked back to the house, only fast food take aways were the places showing any sign of life, the ten minute walk seeming to take 3 times as long. Back in the house we kicked our shoes off at the door, made our way down the hall, Bo stopping off at the kitchen as I turned the lights on in the lounge , “who’s for another” said Bo chinking bottles of beer in the fridge door, go on then
Seb slumping himself in the armchair and finding the Sky remote
“Pimlot fights tomorrow, let’s have a look for the prelims”
Bo handed each of us a bottle of beer, I was naked in front of him the last time he’d done this earlier only that very same day
He sat on the sofa next to me, we watched the fight prelims and hype, within 5 minutes Seb was falling asleep only to wake himself as his head dropped and woke him up, this went on for another 10 minutes before he suddenly stood and said “fuck this, I’m goin bed, I’m fucked”
I nodded,
see you in the morning big man,
“Night mate” Bo added, abd with that Seb made his way up the stairs, we heard him puss like a brewery horse, stumble around brushing his teeth, mumble fuck off ya bastard” which I can only imagine was him struggling with an item of clothing and then fall silent, No and continued to watch the fight prelims, only passing the odd comment on the antics in the screen before us, apart from that a comfortable silence filled the room,
“Right, let’s have one last one before this is over and then call it a night”
I agreed, Bo got up and made his way to the fridge returning with two more bottles of beer, I heard him rattling in the fridge and then the familiar sound of the tops being taken off, it seemed to go a bit quiet momentarily before he returned to the room and stood infront of me holding out my beer, I went to take it off him & he pulled his hand back
“Ah, ah! you never answered me earlier, answer me and you can have your beer” him smiling down at me sat in the chair,
Answer what, what was the question? I still continued to play dumb………….
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