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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I met a Mf couple once late on a Friday night , walked in the living room and after getting introduce to the woman who was for btw , the guy started to screw the door shut with a cordless and a screw through the architrave, said it was incase the kids came down ! needeless to say, I said I left the lights on , on the car and got outta dodge ..

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By *arridMan
over a year ago

brighton

Rather extreme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would of definitely have reported then anonymously for being irresponsible parents

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By *rHoundMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

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By *ewcocolMan
over a year ago

Northwich

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!"

Similar happened to me but in a Dublin sauna not a meet. Really cute twink and I'd taken a Viagra so I was hammering away for ages when everything turned to shit. It put me off anal so much I've never topped since. St Paddys weekend '05 or '06 it was.

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By *tickdogMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

Met a TV. Turned out to be a friend of 20 years. Tried the deed but wasn't happening. 2 conscious of things getting out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an older guy take full advantage of me in my early 20's was extremely forceful and didn't stop when asked. His housemate hard I was upset and came to check but he had locked the door. It was extremely late and public transportation had finshed so I had no where to go so had to stay till morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet someone off here. When I got to his place, his friend answered the door (he said he was alone!), and he looked nothing like the person on his profile (hint: obese doesnt mean 'average' for body type) and he looked like he hadn't had a wash for a few days.

I turned around at the door and walked off straight away.

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By *appionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

My other half was away for a week, which was very rare, I invited two guys for a three sum, both arrived went upstairs all striped started kissing and caressing, we were all sucking each other off when one of the guys got up started getting dressed said he didn't feel comfortable and fooked off, tho me and other guy bought each other off, the meet was a little dampened .....

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By *rHoundMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

To be honest, this is why I'm so "fussy" now.. never want a repeat of this!

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By *igjack65Man
over a year ago

Near harlington Beds

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!"

Fair enough but accidents do happen

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By *i Guy PrestonMan
over a year ago

Preston

Should douche an hour before.

But I've leaked a little if been over zealous with the water.

Only water though but was mortified by it.

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I once arranged a meet with a good looking young guy,when he opened the door I was very impressed till he said,did I mention the charge,haha I couldn't believe it because it was never mentioned on his profile or in our chats,I told him straight to fuck off I don't need to pay for sex,I just got back in my car and drove off

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By *rHoundMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

Fair enough but accidents do happen

Not if you know what you're doing!

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By *imrodMan
over a year ago

Kidwelly

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

Fair enough but accidents do happen

Not if you know what you're doing!

Any useful tips then?

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By *rHoundMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

Fair enough but accidents do happen

Not if you know what you're doing!

Any useful tips then?"

Yeah, douche properly!

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By *raskodogMan
over a year ago

Portlaoise

That must have been awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet rarely as a I have a particular type when it comes to men. I met a guy off here in December (under a previous profile) - seemed to tick all the boxes, very good looking, just my type. We met in a a hotel bar when I was in his area for work, but it turned out he was much camper than his profile, pictures or messages would suggest and I cant abide camp. We went to my room and I tried, but just couldnt get proper hard and he wanted fucking, but it just wasnt happening for me at all. Thankfully he'd only driven about a mile. He soon unfriended me on here after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a Mf couple once late on a Friday night , walked in the living room and after getting introduce to the woman who was for btw , the guy started to screw the door shut with a cordless and a screw through the architrave, said it was incase the kids came down ! needeless to say, I said I left the lights on , on the car and got outta dodge .. "

Holy shit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet with a guy who said he enjoyed being sub. When I got there he took me to the bedroom (seemed to walk for miles considering it was a flat!) When I got in the bedroom there was a noose hanging from the ceiling and he he said he liked to hang from it whilst fucking. Not for me at all so I left. He did call me a time waster lol!

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By *klincolnMan
over a year ago

Oldham

How much was it lol

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By *2mfun1Man
over a year ago

Brecon

I remember arranging to meet a guy via phone chat lines (remember those?!) at his place. Was walking to his flat, he was on the balcony shouting out for me to hurry up (I should have listened to my instinct and turned and run). Got to his flat, door was wide open, he was nowhere. I looked over the balcony, he was now outside looking up at me (what was he doing?). He said he'd be straight, so I waited.

When he arrived he stank of booze (I should have left then but i was young and naive). We went to his bedroom. He couldn't get hard, I lost interest, got dressed and left as he feel asleep on the bed.

Truly a horrible experience that could have easily escalated.

From that day onward I've never ignored my instinct when meeting guys.

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By *dhollieTV/TS
over a year ago

colne

Lovely guy from fabswing nice tan nice clothes nice smell too properly properly into it until the point he came then he just completely turned into a different guy made me feel so dirty and basically told me for a guy who’s pretty big ( I’m sticky and muscular in places ) you really shouldn’t dress like a girl and try to be one ( my profile states I don’t lol just enjoy dressing)

After that I swore to myself I’d only meet bi or gay guys not straight men or curious men making do because it’s easy to hook up with a guy or cd/trans and if they imagine hard enough they can convince themselves it’s a girl until they cum then it’s like shit I’ve just fucked a guy in a skirt I’d better back up my manliness now by being a complete arsehole to the person who invited me into their home .

So yeh not a great experience and it’s put me off “straight” guys x

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By *dhollieTV/TS
over a year ago

colne

"Lovely guy from fabswing nice tan nice clothes nice smell too properly properly into it until the point he came then he just completely turned into a different guy made me feel so dirty and basically told me for a guy who’s pretty big ( I’m sticky and muscular in places ) you really shouldn’t dress like a girl and try to be one ( my profile states I don’t lol just enjoy dressing)

So yeh not a great experience and it’s put me off “straight” guys x"

Stocky not sticky I dunno why I’d be sticky haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!

Fair enough but accidents do happen

Not if you know what you're doing!

Any useful tips then?

Yeah, douche properly!

The original post was a bit extreme, but regardless of your experience and expertise, accidents do happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper douching takes time and preparation. Not eating for 12 hour, filling yourself repeatedly until you the water traverse the bend of your colon and repeat multiple times until the water runs clear. Handstands are often involved believe me!

Then you gotta get all that water back out which takes just as much effort but in reverse.

If youre a top and something goes wrong with a bottom remember he's probably been preparing for 12 hour + and sometimes things go wrong.

What prep have you done? A splash of Old Spice and given your dick the once over with a wet wipes?

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By * like to takeMan
over a year ago

Manchester Newton Heath

Had guys look nothing like their profile. Had a guy who went on about the temperature of my home being just right and comfortable??? And met a guy some time back just had a matress on the floor house stunk of cat piss and he'd not bathed for it must of been weeks couldn't wait to get out of their needless to say when he tried to arrange another meet. I declined and he blocked me

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By *olchesterGuy1984Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Proper douching takes time and preparation. Not eating for 12 hour, filling yourself repeatedly until you the water traverse the bend of your colon and repeat multiple times until the water runs clear. Handstands are often involved believe me!

Then you gotta get all that water back out which takes just as much effort but in reverse.

If youre a top and something goes wrong with a bottom remember he's probably been preparing for 12 hour + and sometimes things go wrong.

What prep have you done? A splash of Old Spice and given your dick the once over with a wet wipes?

Well said!

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By *hris3003Man
over a year ago

Reading

Got invited round my a mf couple who said they wanted me to fuck the wife and cum over her tits so he could watch and lick it off , went in and it was obvious that there wasnt a lady in the house , he confessed and said he wanted to be both parts , open the door as a male then pretend to fetch his wife but in reality change into women's clothes and I fuck him , not even a remotely decent looking guy , I just said no and left , reporting him when I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you gotta get all that water back out which takes just as much effort but in reverse.

If youre a top and something goes wrong with a bottom remember he's probably been preparing for 12 hour + and sometimes things go wrong.

What prep have you done? A splash of Old Spice and given your dick the once over with a wet wipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a TV at her place I'd been up since 4am met her in a chat room in the evening she said 10.30 pm at my place which was an hours drive away really should have declined then but no I was horny so agreed she /he had been down the pub so was difficult getting a decent answer as she was a bit d*unk. Any way drove there stopped nearby and phoned her for directions with virtually no phone signal it was a nightmare it was in a tiny village an absolute pain to find her place in the dark even with sat nav, eventually parked up and walked to her door as she greeted me with a sexy outfit high heels but an awful blonde wig (it was black in her photo).

But I was like hey I'm here let's get stuck in we had a really long snog by the door I was rock hard already, let's go upstairs she said and led me to the bedroom we continued kissing she got my cock out I've never been so aroused before but we sat on the bed and she went to some draws for lube and condoms but it seemed to take forever and although I got the condom on tiredness got the better of me and Mr floppy arrived

I tried to fuck her but it was too late she tried to sit on my cock but that was a no go too, so she went for the blow job which was not good as she seemed to trying to yank my cock off!! It hurt so we gave up she said fuck me next time and I left walked to car only to find I'd left the handbrake off and it had rolled backwards into the road Luckily stopping before a ditch!!!

I drove home had a shower and crashed out haven't seen her since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy.coffee chat off to the bedroom.

Halfway through the routine his daughter came home from school early and in on us .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh God that must of been extremely awkward for you both

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By *arti G xTV/TS
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Fuck that wasn’t good then , that one of the reasons l like to accommodate advantage to living alone.

But l do get my neighbour saying who was that man sometimes lol

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By *airyScot40Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Well, there was the time I had just been fucked senseless in a hotel and afterwards, he pulled out a ring and asked me to marry him.

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By *arti G xTV/TS
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Lucky bugger lol

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By *airyScot40Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"Lucky bugger lol "

I should add, he was a complete stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, there was the time I had just been fucked senseless in a hotel and afterwards, he pulled out a ring and asked me to marry him."

He pulled out of your ring....

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By *arti G xTV/TS
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Most are at first, though have made few friends on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last meet back in january, was working away and one night decided to hit the who's near by button. A few guys answered and I settled on the one who was the closest. He turned up donning his best baseball cap. Immediately asked to turn the lights off, I begrudgingly agreed to. He got naked we laid on the bed I started stroking and walking him, he said he didnt do that lol! He made a grab for my cock, sucked it for 5 seconds. I started sucking him and he pushed me off saying he just wasnt up for it! Got dressed and left! Leaving a big brown shit stain on the bed! Lucky escape I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a meet not long ago, he douched, but not properly, needless to say when I grabbed his arse cheek, all the watery shit hit the floor... Haven't bothered with him since, properly put me off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard the expression shit hit the fan, but that puts a different take on it, yuck

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By *REEN POISONMan
over a year ago

Brum

Some of these are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a guy off another site when I got to the arranged meeting place there was no one there, after a few minutes another guy turned up (not the guy I was supposed to be meeting) after a few minutes said are you *name* i said no but that's who i was meant to be meeting too, he then got his cock out and started wanking I did the same, he then said suck me, so i went to but when i fully pulled back his foreskin it was full of smegma

so i just said I had to go and left, never did find out what happened with the guy I was meant to be meeting!

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By *arti G xTV/TS
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Always douche properly

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By *ndrewukMan
over a year ago

Cheshire West ..........

Agreed to meet a guy off here many years ago, late night meet about 20 min drive away rain was coming sideways and blowing a gale so not a nice drive. He kept texting me as I was driving so had to keep stopping along the way to reply. Eventually got there and he met me outside in the street and asked my to be as quiet as possible as we walked up the garden path and into the house so I said ok thinking that was his thing. Went into the house as quiet as possible was shown into the rear living room, gay porn on tv thought ok, looked around the room and it was filled with kids toys. I asked in a whisper why I had to be quiet as possible and he told me it was because his wife and kids were asleep upstairs; so with that I made my excuses and left - I didn’t bother to be quiet leaving, and drive home.

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By *acial lover telfordMan
over a year ago

Telford

One I wouldn't repeat off anther site. Had been talking to guy all day and he wouldn't commit to meet and was at a gig that evening. He text as I left gig and said was horny and had a drink and could I come and blow him, fine by me as I was keen to from earlier. Gave me address and we swapped numberso. Drove over and he text saying meet by bins by block of garagea so he could take me to house. Did so and was v dark he was a big guy and he said kneel down by bin and I felt I had to. He was straight in mouth as pulled trackies down nd no boxers and held back of head while he quickly spunked and then literally ran away with me kneeling spitting cum . At which point an elderly guy came to put rubbish out and looked disgustdly at me . Changed number shortLy after as the twat kept messaging saying it was a test of me being genuine and next time he'd invite me in the house. Never again

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By *ice2chatMan
over a year ago

Bucks

I was in naked in bed with a divorced guy when his teen son returned unexpected. He was supposed to be out all day and it was only just midday. We were in a 69 position moaning like crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guys bf barge into their bedroom while I was fucking him. They started arguing while I was still buried inside him, virtually ignoring me. I ended up pulling out and going. They never even said see ya lol

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By *i Guy PrestonMan
over a year ago

Preston

Whoops. Son found out dad liked cock that day.

Bet that was an interesting conversation.

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By *i Guy PrestonMan
over a year ago

Preston

These should all go in a book. Sell great on amazon

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By *olchesterGuy1984Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I once went to meet a local MF couple - I was told she wanted to watch me with the guy. Upon arrival, she was in the back garden (he said having a cigarette, so we should start without her). After 20mins, we were both naked and building up to fucking, and she came upstairs - She immediately started screaming at him that she said she didn't want to meet anyone or see him with another man!! I got dressed and left as they argued...

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By *ixd109Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Been chatting on and off with a guy on another site for ages until he sent me a late night message one Friday evening and asking whether I wanted to go round,it had been a fairly shit week so thought 'why not' he had moved back with his mum after his dad had died so we had to be quiet. Head was saying 'no' but dick was saying 'yes', of course 'dick' won the argument so off I set . There had been relentless rain and on the way nearly disappeared under flood water lol, anyhow I eventually arrived in the back of beyond, and he was outside as I arrived. I got out my car and he approached ssshhh me at that point realised he'd had a skinful, anyway I hadn't survived nearly writing my car off to head straight back so followed him in, quietly creeping upstairs. Once in his bedroom snogged and stripped then he stopped to search for the condoms, 5 mins later, contents of drawers on the floor, I started to lose interest and my mojo, at that point he remembered he had some in his coat pocket so headed downstairs, unfortunately he tripped and fell arse over tit downstairs making such a racket I'm surprised he didn't wake the dead in the graveyard at the end of the street. I quickly throw my clothes back on and hurtled downstairs just as his mother's bedroom door opened, hurdling over the stricken guy on my way out. I did text him the next day to see if he was OK and he told his mum he got attacked by an intruder to throw her off the bait and did I want to go round tonight. I politely declined.

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By *dhollieTV/TS
over a year ago

colne

Then you gotta get all that water back out which takes just as much effort but in reverse.

If youre a top and something goes wrong with a bottom remember he's probably been preparing for 12 hour + and sometimes things go wrong.

What prep have you done? A splash of Old Spice and given your dick the once over with a wet wipes?

100% this I got told by one guy I couldn’t meet because I wouldn’t shave my chest for him I’m not overly hairy anyway I told him from the start I’m not fem I don’t try to be , when I asked him if he would shave his body for me “can’t wife will ask questions” the amount of effort and work that goes in to my meets I prep myself, my outfit ,makeup ,my house ,the room ,supply the lube and condoms some people don’t appreciate the effort that goes in when they say ,just jumping in shower 5 mins before I set off ... if only we all had it that easy ehh ? X

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

Met a guy in a bar in Blackpool. He asked me back to his place and I agreed. When we got in his flat his landlady came downstairs and asked him when he was going to pay last months rent. When he went upstairs to talk to her I noticed a letter saying he had missed his last appointment with the local drugs addiction team....

I hot out ASAP!

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Not that BAD but Was on FABSWINGS .. and met a lovely couple . Had 3 hours great sex with them (Male mode) .

Then after she broke down in tears as she found out her Husband had got her friend preggers ... I spent next 2 hrs Consoling her whilst he drank beer !

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Once met a man. Nice guy. Kissing , sucking him et cet. Went to rim his bum... shit !! And it was wet.

Wet shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my first meets as a Trans last year. Arranged to see a guy at his place but he wanted me to get ready there.

I was new to dressing so agreed but warned him it would take a while.

He was ok with that

Once I got there he showed me to a room and I started to get ready.

After only 2 minutes he was pestering me to see if I was ready. I said no and that we agreed it would take a while!

He then got angry and threatened me. I started to pack my stuff to get outta there and he got a bit violent and started pushing me around.

A tip for any would be dickhead, trannies hit like men lol.

I packed my stuff and left whilst he nursed his nose bleed.

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By *igjack65Man
over a year ago

Near harlington Beds

"One of my first meets as a Trans last year. Arranged to see a guy at his place but he wanted me to get ready there.

I was new to dressing so agreed but warned him it would take a while.

He was ok with that

Once I got there he showed me to a room and I started to get ready.

After only 2 minutes he was pestering me to see if I was ready. I said no and that we agreed it would take a while!

He then got angry and threatened me. I started to pack my stuff to get outta there and he got a bit violent and started pushing me around.

A tip for any would be dickhead, trannies hit like men lol.

I packed my stuff and left whilst he nursed his nose bleed."

Good girl ????????????

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By *arridMan
over a year ago

brighton

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By *lymbiguyMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

1 guy rode me whne he got off he left a nugget on my leg

1 guy was sucking me on a bed positioned his ass for fingering but that came out brown

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By *REEN POISONMan
over a year ago

Brum

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By *REEN POISONMan
over a year ago

Brum

"One of my first meets as a Trans last year. Arranged to see a guy at his place but he wanted me to get ready there.

I was new to dressing so agreed but warned him it would take a while.

He was ok with that

Once I got there he showed me to a room and I started to get ready.

After only 2 minutes he was pestering me to see if I was ready. I said no and that we agreed it would take a while!

He then got angry and threatened me. I started to pack my stuff to get outta there and he got a bit violent and started pushing me around.

A tip for any would be dickhead, trannies hit like men lol.

I packed my stuff and left whilst he nursed his nose bleed."

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy actually punch me during one of my roleplays, I instantly made him regret it because I could immediately tell it was intentional! I've always been thankful that it happened when it did, what could have happened if I'd been in restraints when he decided to go psycho on me?

Only other one was when the person I met was a former boss of mine. It was super awkward, but we got on really well and *Ahem* he had one of the biggest dicks I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was staying at a city Central apartment. This guy kept messaging me asking to meet,saying he was a horny sub. He kept messaging . I asked him if he wanted a 3 way. The other guy was hot as. Muscular hung and good looking. When I saw the sub guy it was there is no way I'm going to even touch you. Just not my type. Skinny. Small cock. Bad teeth. The other guy said he would just fuck him and tell him to leave.

The sub asked if he could be fucked in the dark.

I left them to it returning shortly.

Turned the light on and floor was covered in shit

Got sub to clear it up

Had to stay in apt for next two days . Couldn't get rid of the shit smell

Sub had travelled 50 miles

It was fuckin horrendous!

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By * like to takeMan
1 week ago

Manchester Newton Heath

Had two off here.

1st turned up at a guys place when he opened the door the smell of cat piss hit me in the face. Not wanting to be a snob I went in to his room to find a mattress on the floor. I got out of there as soon as possible.

2nd had been meeting a guy for a few weeks he was master I was Sub. He messaged one day and his message made no sense so playing naughty sub joked about it twisting the words back at him as a joke.

He went ballistic making threats to out me to the wife for meeting secretly cos she knows I love cock.

Told him if he needs to punish me then do it with his dick still thinking he was playing master roll.

As I realised he was serious, we had a few words over text and I never heard from him again, shame as he had the best dick I've had and could use it.

I don't even know if he's still on here as I forgot his user name.

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By *obmoMan
1 week ago

Rugby

Was messaging a guy on FG for some time but never could get the times to meet right.

Eventually did and he had a narrow boat on the local canal.

Went to the boat, both got naked, we touched each other and within literally seconds he shot his load and started getting dressed leaving me stood there like a spare brick.

Blocked.....

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By *uildford_rugbyMan
1 week ago

guildford

Years ago met a guy who must have

“Popped a pill “ before he arrived - started off all normal, then suddenly he stopped sucking me off and started jumping up and down on the bed like a trampoline!!! And laughing like a kid - I bundled him out the flat as fast as possible

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By *enjamin2018Man
1 week ago

Halstead

I had one recently, nice mid 30s guy at his parents house , he assured me we wouldn't be interrupted, 20 minutes in , his phone pinged, sister in law coming round with kids, never got dressed and run down 2 flights of stairs faster in my life!

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By *dstefiTV/TS
1 week ago

Solihull

A TV from fabswingers. All going nicely till I lifted her dress and pulled down her knickers to give her a spanking. All I could smell was ass. My gag reflex defeated me. Couldn't go through, apologised and got the fuck out as politely as was possible.

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By *3versMan
1 week ago

glasgow

Shat* on a guys floor when croucging giving him a blow job

*a mucky dribble after douching, but it may as well have been a full bhuna turd

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By *dstefiTV/TS
1 week ago

Solihull

"Shat* on a guys floor when croucging giving him a blow job

*a mucky dribble after douching, but it may as well have been a full bhuna turd"

You are Spud from Trainspotting and I claim my £5

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By *ndtimeMan
1 week ago

spalding

I’ve had 2 that I walked away from.

One was like the guy a few above, place stank of cats piss and he looked considerably different to his online pics.

The other was a guy who insisted on pulling my foreskin back. I always explain to guys that it goes back fine for cleaning etc but when I’m really hard and someone’s being a bit rough, it can get uncomfortable which kills the mood. After about the 3rd time of him yanking on it like he was trying to start a lawnmower, I put him firmly in his place and left. Few weeks later I met his husband in the local bar and ended up in bed with him though

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By *iono555Man
1 week ago

DERBY

Once missed a train to meet a guy I knew off another site. Got the next one ( Ten minutes late ). The phone msgs from him were absolutely creepy. Utterly unhinged, ranting, shouting, threatening.. I didn't meet ( got off at the next station ) he was so out of control.

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By *odger300Man
1 week ago

Inverurie

Met a guy in Aberdeen off fab guys went to his flat he asked me to get in bed then he'd join me when he got in bed he was horrific smelly and insulting worst meet ever

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"Once missed a train to meet a guy I knew off another site. Got the next one ( Ten minutes late ). The phone msgs from him were absolutely creepy. Utterly unhinged, ranting, shouting, threatening.. I didn't meet ( got off at the next station ) he was so out of control. "

Sorry but no offence meant but your pictures hardly inspire confidence in cleanliness with your feet.

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By *loudnineMan
1 week ago

Hereford/Powys

Not horribly wrong but a builder with hard rough hands made my cock very sore, I had to put an end to the meet.

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By *ospitallerMan
1 week ago

Manchester

"I would of definitely have reported then anonymously for being irresponsible parents "

Absolutely correct my friend.

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By *tephen_b50Man
1 week ago

Bristol

Sorry but no offence meant but your pictures hardly inspire confidence in cleanliness with your feet."

Oh ... Fuck ...

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