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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner

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By *rinkuMan
over a year ago

Camden


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"

I voted for Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner

I voted for Brexit"

LOL!!!!

Ive over my computer !!!

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By *atersideguyMan
over a year ago

Marchwood

I love cut cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Granny loves getting fisted

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By *lokenexdoorMan
over a year ago

leominster

I goosed the turkey.

I shagged the turkey.

Brandy sauce like cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love cut cock"

Worst thing would be if Grandad nodded in amusement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I goosed the turkey.

I shagged the turkey.

Brandy sauce like cum."

What Brandy sauce are you eating!!

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By *atersideguyMan
over a year ago

Marchwood

Or grandma

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By *atersideguyMan
over a year ago

Marchwood

Or grandma

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Yes I am gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncle Arthur tastes delicious.

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By *tber7Man
over a year ago

boston

Cooeee! You’re on mute!

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By *sianguy4nowMan
over a year ago

london

That doesn’t look cooked !

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By *ottyguyMan
over a year ago

cronton

Boris Johnsons lockdown approach ,,

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By *ilbo bagginsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Eat up your sprouts

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By *atthew coldwellTV/TS
over a year ago

portsmouth

Ripe the tablecof off and start doing sex acts.x

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By *airyScot40Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve got Covid Nineteen.

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By *rinkuMan
over a year ago

Camden

We all vegan then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got Covid Nineteen."

I never thought of that one!!

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I've just turned vegan

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By *ottyguyMan
over a year ago

cronton

Is this from Iceland

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By *leepflowerMan
over a year ago

Leek

Boris Johnson, Prime Minister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met someone else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who fancies a BJ?

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By *ewcocolMan
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over a year ago

Northwich

Picking up the bowl of cranberry sauce and announcing "Granny's piles have burst"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad shagged the postman

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By *speedoMan
over a year ago

eastbourne

Dads cock tastes different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad eats yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dads cock tastes differ

ent"

The postman told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy was your Daddy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"

I'm ringing the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luv milking COCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife cooked this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never liked turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandpa’s wearing grandma’s panties

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By *tssmeeMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't tast anything

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By *oney BonerMan
over a year ago

Abergele


"Ripe the tablecof off and start doing sex acts.x"

That's 9 words. But,

what is it in English ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum where’s your dildo

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By *ajerskiMan
over a year ago

Largs

Dads friends fucked me.

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By *hrisBi48Man
over a year ago

East Lothian

Who wants a line?

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

Anyone seen the cat?

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By *endy4UTV/TS
over a year ago

Yate. Bristol

The kitchens on fire

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By *reddybottomMan
over a year ago

Westcliff

My pet turkey's missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums tits look amazing in that top. More sprouts anyone. Lol.

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

What the fucks that?

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By *losguy991Man
over a year ago

Hardwicke

When complementing the cooked Turkey Grandma says MINE IS SO MOIST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked the turkey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus has Covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I screwed the turkey

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By *erts1Man
over a year ago

Welwyn

"Right, who likes fisting?"

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By *ohnGw1960Man
over a year ago

Belvedere

Sprouts make me fart

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By *urt_FeatherMan
over a year ago

Lancing

I hate you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This turkey is haram

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By *sianguy4nowMan
over a year ago

london

Bird ‘flu turkey seconds?

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By *pat71Man
over a year ago

London

That's not just gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips! Cooked this time

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By *sianguy4nowMan
over a year ago

london


"This turkey is haram "

Nah, just the pigs in blankets

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Slice of gravy anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my false teeth!!

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By *ack4cockMan
over a year ago

Crewe

Santa rimmed me mum

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By *eachballerMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I was in a bad mood ( boris the cunt ) after reading these witty comments I was laughing thanks guys , x

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By *sianguy4nowMan
over a year ago

london


"Santa rimmed me mum"

She must have been a good girl all year, nice Christmas present

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By *35bMan
over a year ago

Shoreham Beach

Surely must be “your thoughts on brexit?”

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

Oh sorry rong house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not apple sauce x

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

After Christmas Dinner is over. And opening the presents.

Wrong size condoms dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left condoms in turkey.

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

Who wants secs?

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By *ohnGw1960Man
over a year ago

Belvedere

Anyone for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invited Gary Glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the police are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot up my bum

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By *arridMan
over a year ago

brighton


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"

The food was poisoned

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By *lex_is_hereMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"

Barricade's coming over aswell !

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By *arwick1Man
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

That gravy needs sivving!

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By *ave47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Who's up for a 4sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wearing a buttplug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just thrown up...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mother-in-law is coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran that’s a

Douche not a Baster

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By *imberly_4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Pass the ketchup please..

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By *eformedMan
over a year ago

West of Dumfries

We need to talk

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By *oose1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I fucked your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"
He's not your Dad!

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By *orkCoastMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.


"I love cut cock

Worst thing would be if Grandad nodded in amusement!"

Surely the best thing....

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By *irx2003Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

More Brussel Sprouts, Boris?

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By *arridMan
over a year ago

brighton

More pigs head, David?

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By *eepeter777Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I invited Gary Glitter "
have you got room for a OAP call Mr Harris from Maidenhead

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By *ogwhammerMan
over a year ago

Rainham KENT

Where is the dog?

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

Is this WHITE sauce?

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By *elly61TV/TS
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

Yes I'm a transvestite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come in Mr Johnson

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By *raluvverMan
over a year ago

Reading

We should've eaten out

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Wells

I often wear dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank me off mum

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By *BZ 7519Man
over a year ago

Renfrewshire,Glasgow , Edinburgh (when visiting)


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner"
bastards called the filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted it perfect !!!

I have to say i think this tread made me laugh more than any other . There are some really great ones on here . well done everyone . i need to write some of them down . great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my sister "

Now thats sexy x

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By *agedSubSlutMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Call that a knife?

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By *martguyMan
over a year ago

darlington

I've just sucked dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the queens speech

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By *obbie11022TV/TS
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Man sex is great!

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By *immy26CoolMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Does dad rim you

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By *immy26CoolMan
over a year ago

cardiff

What double penatration Mum

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East

Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

The electric's gone off.

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By *ever000Man
5 weeks ago

beccles

What is that crap!!!

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By *horts GuyMan
5 weeks ago

Hove

Mrs Brown’s boys on

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By *sal paulMan
5 weeks ago

Walton frinton

More Brussels sprouts please

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
5 weeks ago

Southport

Anyone want stuffing now?

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By *enardeMan
5 weeks ago

Barnsley

Invite the inlaws round

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By *3versMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow

Bring me a steak

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By *ldmanMan
5 weeks ago

Howden

What's for pudding?

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By *hiteroseMan
5 weeks ago

Neverwhere

Hello, I don't sweat

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By *ike21TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Fareham

Suck my soft cock

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Palestine.

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By *ediumsized2Man
5 weeks ago

Taplow

hey wife im gay

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By *aulwantsMan
5 weeks ago

Melksham


"So you, the parents, the siblings, the grandparents are sitting around eating dinner. What four words can ruin Xmas dinner

I voted for Brexit"

that would plase the majority

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By *aulwantsMan
5 weeks ago

Melksham


"Boris Johnson, Prime Minister. "
Wow, what a party by all

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By *orkiguyMan
5 weeks ago

east yorkshire

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By *orkiguyMan
5 weeks ago

east yorkshire


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

"

Well said I agree

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway

It's a Sunday Dinner

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

"

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast

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By *hiteroseMan
5 weeks ago

Neverwhere

To the kid that has already broken his new toy ...

Uncle Jim'll Fix It

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By *ldmanMan
5 weeks ago

Howden

I don't like turkey!

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By *etterbiggerMan
5 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Strip poker later grandma

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast "

Minus those awful sprout things

what do people insist on serving up shite that no-one actually wants to eat?

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By *oll100TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Dudlley

I fucked the turkey

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By *ldmanMan
5 weeks ago

Howden

Err, I like sprouts lol, no, really I do, but I'm not keen on turkey, or cranberry sauce!

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By *unlover69Man
5 weeks ago

Elgin

Who likes it raw ?

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

No Winter Fuel Allowance! 🥶❄️🥶❄️🥶❄️

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By *ildwestheroMan
5 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

"

I eat Brussel Spouts all year round. Always got a pack of frozen ones in the fridge. Turkey is rather bland and overrated. Don't eat it on Christmas Day.

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
5 weeks ago

Lowestoft

"You realise it's Easter"

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

"

The problem is that both are very often overcooked, sprouts have their flavour and colour boiled out of them and turkey is over-roasted so that all the moisture is roasted out of it and it becomes dry and tasteless, the secret is in using the correct cooking temperatures and timings to bring the tasty flavours out in both.

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By *uck me in KentMan
5 weeks ago

Medway


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite.

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast

Minus those awful sprout things

what do people insist on serving up shite that no-one actually wants to eat?"

I love sprouts

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By *aulwantsMan
5 weeks ago

Melksham


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite. I love the small juicy sprouts

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast

Minus those awful sprout things

what do people insist on serving up shite that no-one actually wants to eat?

I love sprouts "

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

I love Lee Anderson

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By *atesandmoreMan
5 weeks ago

crooked spire town

Actually, I'm a vegan

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By *evinmanMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

I fucked the turkey

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By *astDevonGuyMan
5 weeks ago

East Devon

Fucking eat your sprouts

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By *ugging HenryMan
5 weeks ago

notts

was sat at the Christmas dinner table with my partner and brothers when my grandmother asked.

can someone explain what buggery means ?

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

Stick on Coldplay Sis.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

The Turkeys still breathing xxx

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By *ichey6Man
5 weeks ago

aberdeen

It's Kings Speech Time!

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"The power is off!" 😨

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By *eneral distanceMan
5 weeks ago

st helens

Your ex is here

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm not very hungry xxx

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By *hiteroseMan
5 weeks ago

Neverwhere

Who stuffed this turkey?

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Who's stroking grandma pussy

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By *aregay31Man
5 weeks ago

Marchwood Southampton

I'm dating nigel farage

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By *oosterladMan
5 weeks ago

ipswich

Who'se going to say grace?

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By *ickwayverMan
5 weeks ago

Barnes, Richmond or Twickenham

My mother in law

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By *oosterladMan
5 weeks ago

ipswich

I once said "why do we have sprouts nobody likes them" this caused a deathly silence followed by various individuals saying they actually quite liked them.

Dont say anything just eat it or feed to the dog surrepticiously.

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By *ryan2000Man
5 weeks ago

London colney

Go stuff the turkey

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By *rucklover9Man
5 weeks ago

Kendal

I shagged the turkey

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
4 weeks ago

Leicester


"Who'se going to say grace?"
you can't count...

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By *iassloverMan
4 weeks ago

Rugby

'Anyone seen the dog?'

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By *ootsockMan
4 weeks ago

Earl's Court, London

Nuclear war just started!

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere


"Who'se going to say grace?"

The Archbishop of Canterbury

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By *BZ 7519Man
4 weeks ago

Renfrewshire,Glasgow , Edinburgh (when visiting)

Who cooked this shit

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere


"Who cooked this shit"

My friend, Gregg Wallace

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By *awtybtmMan
4 weeks ago

inishowen

Sis in laws sexy

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By *oosterladMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich


"Who'se going to say grace?you can't count..."

Who'se saying grace today?

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol East


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite. I love the small juicy sprouts

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast

Minus those awful sprout things

what do people insist on serving up shite that no-one actually wants to eat?

I love sprouts "

I thought you Brexiteers were allergic to all things Brussels?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm going cold Turkey xxx

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By *uck me in KentMan
4 weeks ago

Medway


"I'm going cold Turkey xxx "

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By *uck me in KentMan
4 weeks ago

Medway


"Turkey and brussel sprouts

What the fuck is that all about?

If people actually liked it, you'd be eating it all year round.

It's shite. I love the small juicy sprouts

Change the turkey for another meat and you have a traditional Sunday roast

Minus those awful sprout things

what do people insist on serving up shite that no-one actually wants to eat?

I love sprouts

I thought you Brexiteers were allergic to all things Brussels?

"

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By *oannacd70TV/TS
4 weeks ago

worcester

Kier starmer is bisexual

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By *ryan2000Man
4 weeks ago

London colney

My meat two veg

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By *ndyfy7Man
4 weeks ago

Fleetwood

Daddy what’s bum sex?

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By *ndyfy7Man
4 weeks ago

Fleetwood

Christmas tree’s on fire

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