FabGuys.com forum: Are left handed people Truly the Son of Satan

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Latin sinistra ( Sinister) meaning left/ Left handed

Are left handed people Devil worshippers. .including dancing naked/orgies in the woods..

I once saw a left handed person pull a baby out of a pram,the baby minding it's own business eating candy in a pram...

He then proceeded to eat the baby.

I saw it with my own eyes...though it could have been a dream..

There's something fishy about left handed people. especially Pisces ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" dancing naked/orgies in the woods

Do you have the location of said woods?

Asking on behalf of a friend who is definitely not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" dancing naked/orgies in the woods

Do you have the location of said woods?

Asking on behalf of a friend who is definitely not me

Tiger Woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" dancing naked/orgies in the woods

Do you have the location of said woods?

Asking on behalf of a friend who is definitely not me

Tiger Woods

He can putt one in my hole

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

Do you mind. I'm left handed

Not in all things though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latin sinistra ( Sinister) meaning left/ Left handed

Are left handed people Devil worshippers. .including dancing naked/orgies in the woods..

I once saw a left handed person pull a baby out of a pram,the baby minding it's own business eating candy in a pram...

He then proceeded to eat the baby.

I saw it with my own eyes...though it could have been a dream..

There's something fishy about left handed people. especially Pisces ones..

"
. Just a deformity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" dancing naked/orgies in the woods

Do you have the location of said woods?

Asking on behalf of a friend who is definitely not me

Tiger Woods

He can putt one in my hole

In a recent USA survey

One million women were asked " would you sleep with Tiger Woods"?

Half of them said "Never again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

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By *ncut guyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Jeez, we’re only a day into it, and already Lockdown 3.0 is really starting to affect the mental stability of some people, judging by the standard of new threads being started

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By *orksbimanMan
over a year ago

Bridlington

I am left handed but have learned to adapt/cope with a right handed UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, we’re only a day into it, and already Lockdown 3.0 is really starting to affect the mental stability of some people, judging by the standard of new threads being started "

These are the best threads!

Much better than kicking off about Covid

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By *nglishMan101Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

But it's all a good laugh

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By *orksbimanMan
over a year ago

Bridlington

I am left handed but have learned to adapt/cope with a right handed uk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough of this leftism!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am left handed but have learned to adapt/cope with a right handed uk."

Typo..?

Bridlington/ Hell ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am left handed but have learned to adapt/cope with a right handed uk.

Typo..?

Bridlington/ Hell ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first boyfriend was left handed.

So yes.

Next question.

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

You say the sweetest things

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I like the devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

You say the sweetest things

By sacrifice, I mean tie up and insert various objects rectally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I like the devil. "

Did you text that or did something on a Ouija board instruct you too... . Knock once for yes ..no knocks for no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly im half left handed

My brother is full left handed. Sister and i both eat left handed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jack the ripper.

Osama bin Laden.

the Boston stran-gler..

all left-handed ....

proof if proof were needed

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

" I like the devil.

Did you text that or did something on a Ouija board instruct you too... . Knock once for yes ..no knocks for no

I never sent that messsge !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about ambidextrous?

It's the right side of the brain that controls the left hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I like the devil.

Did you text that or did something on a Ouija board instruct you too... . Knock once for yes ..no knocks for no

I never sent that messsge !!"

It's that bloody Derrick Achora playing at silly buggers

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Im right handed, but i only kill people with my left hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly im half left handed

My brother is full left handed. Sister and i both eat left handed

Oh go on then - I'll say it...

I use a fork.!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone in North Korea is left handed...they have no rights

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By *5 oMan
over a year ago

Wednesfield

Something very devilish about gnomes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you're right handed, but wank with your left so it feels like someone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens if you're right handed, but wank with your left so it feels like someone else?

You join fabguys.

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

You say the sweetest things

By sacrifice, I mean tie up and insert various objects rectally

Animal vegetable or mineral? Not forgetting we're animals aswell xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

I used to get hit by the teacher in school when I tried to write with my left hand!

"Latin sinistra ( Sinister) meaning left/ Left handed

Are left handed people Devil worshippers. .including dancing naked/orgies in the woods..

I once saw a left handed person pull a baby out of a pram,the baby minding it's own business eating candy in a pram...

He then proceeded to eat the baby.

I saw it with my own eyes...though it could have been a dream..

There's something fishy about left handed people. especially Pisces ones..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Superstitions..

When Joan of arc was burnt at the stake.. depictions showed her to be left handed.. so she appeared more evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latin sinistra ( Sinister) meaning left/ Left handed

Are left handed people Devil worshippers. .including dancing naked/orgies in the woods..

I once saw a left handed person pull a baby out of a pram,the baby minding it's own business eating candy in a pram...

He then proceeded to eat the baby.

I saw it with my own eyes...though it could have been a dream..

There's something fishy about left handed people. especially Pisces ones..

I have been left handed all my life. When I tried to become an altar boy when I was younger, my robe spontaneously combusted. I cannot say if these things are linked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something very devilish about gnomes!! "

Nearly missed your post...was in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my parents were right handed. My sisters are too. I am much younger then them. I am the only male, I am left handed. Omg do you think I am adopted. I always suspected. My sisters are girls but I'm the only one to be a real princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

You say the sweetest things

By sacrifice, I mean tie up and insert various objects rectally

Animal vegetable or mineral? Not forgetting we're animals aswell xx"

Vegetables

The village elders have just popped out to Asda and shouldn't be long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both my parents were right handed. My sisters are too. I am much younger then them. I am the only male, I am left handed. Omg do you think I am adopted. I always suspected. My sisters are girls but I'm the only one to be a real princess

Is this the plot to Cinderella !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG ... Mother Teresa....the BITCH!

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By *5 oMan
over a year ago

Wednesfield

"Something very devilish about gnomes!!

Nearly missed your post...was in the garden : putting up no left hand turn signs !! -o"

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

"Do you mind. I'm left handed

Beelzebub!

Come one and all.

Gather your pitchforks and lanterns and let us sacrifice him in the village

You say the sweetest things

By sacrifice, I mean tie up and insert various objects rectally

Animal vegetable or mineral? Not forgetting we're animals aswell xx

Vegetables

The village elders have just popped out to Asda and shouldn't be long

Glad it's not morrisons! Thay sell wonky veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latin sinistra ( Sinister) meaning left/ Left handed

Are left handed people Devil worshippers. .including dancing naked/orgies in the woods..

I once saw a left handed person pull a baby out of a pram,the baby minding it's own business eating candy in a pram...

He then proceeded to eat the baby.

I saw it with my own eyes...though it could have been a dream..

There's something fishy about left handed people. especially Pisces ones..

Well; I’m left handed.... love being stripped naked and orgies in the woods.

Not so keen on babies - so avoid them at all costs.

Right.... just need other people to lead astray in the woods and fields of Sussex once it warms up and the ‘rona is getting nearer control

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By *entle man2Man
over a year ago

Loughborough to notts

Im left handed left footed and dont like garlic. Is Satan me dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, we’re only a day into it, and already Lockdown 3.0 is really starting to affect the mental stability of some people, judging by the standard of new threads being started

These are the best threads!

Much better than kicking off about Covid

Definitely, I’m enjoying this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right handed is mentioned over 100 times in the Bible-all positively..

left-handed is only mentioned 25 times - all negatively.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a 2017 study..it was shown left handedness is decided by the spinal chord....

at around 12- 15 weeks in the womb..before the brains motor cortex and spinal chord are connected..

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

Cave quid dicis. Ego te fruar sexus cum corpore et anima in aeternum

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

[Removed by poster at 05/01/21 23:38:51]

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

In nomine patristic.

Hi yo Silver, away.

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

One left-handed person next to one right-handed person makes for good mutual wanking

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By *lybibarefeetMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Leftie here...but right handed for holding my cock when takingg a piss, using scissors, and using a mobile when typing, as well as using a mouse right handed for a PC.

So what does that make me, i hear you ask? A silly cunt, basically.

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By *uddysuckMan
over a year ago

County & beyond!

U talking bout me?

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By *leepflowerMan
over a year ago

Leek

Left-handed Piscean checking in.

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By *888Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

I'm left handed maybe I should let out my demon side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left-handed Piscean checking in.

A common myth is that Albert Einstein ( Pisces) was left handed..but no evidence suggests that...

Paul McCartney is left handed...the "frog song" being only one when played backwards (while reversing a car for example)has Satanic undertones.....which is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cave quid dicis. Ego te fruar sexus cum corpore et anima in aeternum

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You speak in tongues sir. Burn him!!!

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

This is discrimination against a vulnerable minority group. Left handers have a higher death rate due to the obstacles to their survival created by the right handed majority e.g. right-handed emergency exit doors and dangerous right-handed appliances and tools.

Left-handers lives matter!

(Lol)

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By *rinkuMan
over a year ago

Camden

"Cave quid dicis. Ego te fruar sexus cum corpore et anima in aeternum

Oi Johnson! U r supposed to be running the country not waving your willy on a gay boy (etc) site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is discrimination against a vulnerable minority group. Left handers have a higher death rate due to the obstacles to their survival created by the right handed majority e.g. right-handed emergency exit doors and dangerous right-handed appliances and tools.

Left-handers lives matter!

(Lol)"

Also left handed (ie evil demony) people have difficulty with opening and closing Jean's zips..often having to resort to other males having to undo zips for them

That is the case for the defence

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

Y-front type pants are also right-handed - best to go commando if you’re a lefty

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By *leepflowerMan
over a year ago

Leek

"Left-handed Piscean checking in.

A common myth is that Albert Einstein ( Pisces) was left handed..but no evidence suggests that...

Paul McCartney is left handed...the "frog song" being only one when played backwards (while reversing a car for example)has Satanic undertones.....which is nice.

Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is a left handed Piscean, as was Kurt Cobain of Nirvana.

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By *leepflowerMan
over a year ago

Leek

"Cave quid dicis. Ego te fruar sexus cum corpore et anima in aeternum

Oi Johnson! U r supposed to be running the country not waving your willy on a gay boy (etc) site"

I believe the correct phrase is "Tank-topped bum boys".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Parasychologicall research- conducted by Sydney university ...has shown...

if you place salt around your bottom..left handed people cannot enter.

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

That's fine I'm bottom anyway

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset

I'm ambidextrous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parasychologicall research- conducted by Sydney university ...has shown...

if you place salt around your bottom..left handed people cannot enter.

*Cindi throws away all salt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack the ripper.

Osama bin Laden.

the Boston stran-gler..

all left-handed ....

proof if proof were needed

Leonardo da Vinci, Michael Angelo, Clinton, Obama, the Queen, Prince Charles, Prince William, 60% of Apple's research team. Men who have sex with men are more likely to be lefties

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By *5 oMan
over a year ago

Wednesfield

I only write with left hand x everything else right handed x

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"Cave quid dicis. Ego te fruar sexus cum corpore et anima in aeternum

Oi Johnson! U r supposed to be running the country not waving your willy on a gay boy (etc) site

I believe the correct phrase is "Tank-topped bum boys". "

Tut tut - people’s Latin skills these days seem so poor. If you must, copy & paste into google translate.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Did Satan have children?

God had an affair with Mary so he had a son...jesus, that was his name. Its not a name i would choose for a child but i guess it was popular at the time.

Anyway , that didnt go well.

But i digress.

So everyone on the left of politics is a satanist, probably.

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

I wondered how long it would take before that word got into this thread

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"I wondered how long it would take before that word got into this thread

Sssshhhhhh pretend it didn't happen. Hopefully no one will notice. So, quick quick, think of something else to write that’ll distract everyone.

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

"I wondered how long it would take before that word got into this thread

I said it because the word leftie was being used. I thought i was being ever so funny and clever !

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

"I wondered how long it would take before that word got into this thread

I said it because the word leftie was being used. I thought i was being ever so funny and clever ! "

Im assuming you meant the use of the POLITICS word. I take that POLITICAL word back then.

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By *hompson 200Man
over a year ago

wimborne

"Enough of this leftism!!!"
my grandfather left handed, my mother left handed, my brother left handed and I'm left handed, ooh both my nephews left handed, there's a lot of it about!!

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Does it mean right handed people are the offspring of the almighty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it mean right handed people are the offspring of the almighty? "
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David Icke only has four children.......

but left handed people could be the evil spawn of the "lizard illuminati"..

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

"Does it mean right handed people are the offspring of the almighty? .

David Icke only has four children.......

but left handed people could be the evil spawn of the "lizard illuminati".. "

What ! Eddie izzard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it mean right handed people are the offspring of the almighty? .

David Icke only has four children.......

but left handed people could be the evil spawn of the "lizard illuminati"..

What ! Eddie izzard? "

More like Eddie Yeats..binman..

Bin- man --. now lizard...look at your binman very carefully.. you'll notice something's always LEFT on the pavement...a clue lizard/ binmen leave to let each other know humans live in the house...I can't think of another reason they do it..Keep watching the bin men,not the skies

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I dont see how a skink can move a bin, let alone take over the planet.

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By *dam In LycraMan
over a year ago

Barkingside

Oh dear. Left handed pisces here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear. Left handed pisces here!"

Adam the Lycan more like

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By *aceyswallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

south oxon

I am left handed and leap year too boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m right handed, but can write left handed, but only at the right occasion if left to my own devices.

Or is that left handed, but can write right handed, if left alone and I’m in the right mood.

Im so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it mean right handed people are the offspring of the almighty? "

Yes

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm left handed scorpio

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By *onstant.Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Stay off the cooking sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us lefties have to stick together lol. X

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By *ameyCoolMan
over a year ago

West Byfleet. Woking,

Yes we do. Mind you I wank with my right hand

can never seem to get the same enjoyment with my left

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm left handed and a proper horny devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty here too

And son of satan lol

What utter rubbish

There’s no difference between lefty’s and righty’s ffs

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By *ountainMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Well since there is no satan...

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By *ikkjel.dagMan
over a year ago

Settle

"I am left handed but have learned to adapt/cope with a right handed uk.

Typo..?

Bridlington/ Hell ??"

Hell is in Norway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person I hate most in life - a twat I work with, who I wish would die in a freak yachting accident - happens to be a leftie. Not suggesting there's any correlation.

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By *ee_p_ToesTV/TS
over a year ago

Escaping

I favour neither: I’m ambiguous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they are. Us rights are born again saints

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By *0yguyMan
over a year ago

Cumberland

"Yes we do. Mind you I wank with my right hand

can never seem to get the same enjoyment with my left

I’m a lefty too. If I wank with my right hand it’s like someone else is doing it to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always had a thing about fucking Satan

Doing his son as well would be incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a thing about wearing lingerie and been tied and used on a altar

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

We didn't burn him

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

"I'm ambidextrous.

I'm libra...

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By *atterupMan
7 days ago

rlb

Everyone is born right handed, only left hand people where able to over come that handicap.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
7 days ago

Bedford

I'm left handed scorpio

But I'm alright down one side. Xxx

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