FabGuys.com forum: Cock shaped soap on a rope

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m a bit of an “Brut Aftershave” fan and as a joke Christmas present this year a work mate bought me a joke large cock shaped soap on a roap called BRUTal

The packaging is all BRUT style but it’s not by them obviously and but it is fragrance like brut.

On packaging it says stuff like “get clean and smell just like daddy etc”

Plus it says it contains a hard plastic interior for extra peace of mind when using it.

I just want to get it in the shower. Warm it up under the water and insert it but worried wife will notice I’ve unpacked it and etc

Advice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PS I forgot to say that a few of us got this at work. So I am aware there are at least five other guys I work with whom are faced with same dilemma potentially.

I can’t stop thinking about using my one

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By *arleyBearMan
over a year ago

chester

I have similar in the shape of Homer Simpson had it for years hanging on the mirror

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By *icklvsdickMan
over a year ago

bhead

Best use it before the wife does lol

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By *2michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

Just tell the wife you want to try it, she might give you some assistance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh guys I’d love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out where it’s from and buy another 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Find out where it’s from and buy another 1"

Great idea

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By *tockings10TV/TS
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Ask 1 of your mates for theirs if they are not using it

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

seaforth

Use it you don't have to tell the wife where you used it its just soap at the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask 1 of your mates for theirs if they are not using it

Seriously would love to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use it you don't have to tell the wife where you used it its just soap at the end of the day"

I know but it’s 7 inch cock shaped and is rather distinctive with Viens etx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s also got a live pair of bollocks to stop it disappearing up yo arse

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By *art6996Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"PS I forgot to say that a few of us got this at work. So I am aware there are at least five other guys I work with whom are faced with same dilemma potentially.

I can’t stop thinking about using my one "

If any of the other 5 guys are also on this site and have read this they are probably wondering which one of the six you are!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PS I forgot to say that a few of us got this at work. So I am aware there are at least five other guys I work with whom are faced with same dilemma potentially.

I can’t stop thinking about using my one

If any of the other 5 guys are also on this site and have read this they are probably wondering which one of the six you are!!!! Lol"

And I would say to that. Get in touch fella(s)

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By *lasgow1975Man
over a year ago

Parkhead

Just use it ffs and tell her you threw it out. Do it on bin day so there's no empty package to check.

Or just get a divorce and ride your soap cock whenever you like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s gone. All washed away lol. My arse does smell rather good though

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By *os001Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Just use it ffs and tell her you threw it out. Do it on bin day so there's no empty package to check.

Or just get a divorce and ride your soap cock whenever you like..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the soap cock is scented or has chemicals in it, prolonged use up there may not be a good idea.

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By *addy DaddycoolMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Read the instructions, "For external use only,

NOT TO BE INSERTED INTO THE MOUTH, VAGINA or ANUS !!!

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By *ewcocolMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Digressing slightly but you can find loads of full size cocks (with or without bollocks, anal beads, and even DIY fleshlights, to make on the 3D printing libraries online.

And no I haven't done one for myself........ yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cum clean. Have you used it or not? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just shove it up your arse and be done with it? Seems reasonable

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By *speedoMan
over a year ago

eastbourne

Just hang it on the taps and see who uses it first!

Can you still get soap on a rope!

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By *arbersevilleMan
over a year ago

Zurich

Do you have a shower at work? Use it and leave it there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not just shove it up your arse and be done with it? Seems reasonable"

Mmm

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By *976BeardedManMan
5 weeks ago

Durham

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By *im le2Man
5 weeks ago

aylestone leic

No way would I pus soap of any kind up me.

Use it to pleasure yourself before sex.

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