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"Bath waters gone cold now...and he hasn't brushed his teeth " Does he use a broom to clean them ? | |||
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"I have a pet spotted hyena. He’s great company and good for a laugh. " Might I be so bold as to recommend "Clearasil"... | |||
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"Bath waters gone cold now...and he hasn't brushed his teeth Does he use a broom to clean them ?" He uses "no more head and shoulders" | |||
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"A picnic sounds the most likely explanation" I think if it was a picnic he would have come straight back home as he didn't like coffee..a picnic is two coffees..right. | |||
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""Snowdrop " went missing just before he was due a bath.Strangely all the local dogs have disappeared too ! Do you think they've all gone on a picnic together? " . Have you looked behind the sofa?. I often find coins, ,socks,remotes ,sabre tooth tigers.. | |||
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"Remember if it comes within arms reach don’t try to run away, just punch it on the nose. Sabre toith tigers gave extremely sensitive noses." Slightly off topic ,yesterday heard on a documentary, with a brown bear play dead... DON'T play dead with a polar bear..they'll just eat you anyway.( are there any polar bears left?) | |||
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"Remember if it comes within arms reach don’t try to run away, just punch it on the nose. Sabre toith tigers gave extremely sensitive noses. Slightly off topic ,yesterday heard on a documentary, with a brown bear play dead... DON'T play dead with a polar bear..they'll just eat you anyway.( are there any polar bears left?) " I’m sure I saw a polar bear yesterday on a passing ice floe, but it was eaten by the sabre tooth tiger. | |||
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