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"I’ll offer to visit when I write back tomorrow. It’s such a relief knowing what’s happened to him. The “not knowing” was killing me. " Uncle Knobhead will make you a Cake with a file in it do you want chocolate or fruit cake | |||
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"What’s he in jail for?" not paying is TV licence | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. " And I was just taking the piss about your 'life' being a skip fire... Jesus wept. It's like watching Eastenders. You should get a job as a writer for them...plenty of practice on here. Truth 💣... Victor Meldrew, CSC... 😂🤣🤮 | |||
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"I'd call it petty crime love - he was too busy shagging me, and ignored a court date, so they issued an arrest warrant. I wrote a letter to him tonight and posted it. I told him judges are under orders to avoid sending people to prison unnecessarily, because of overcrowding, so fingers crossed they'll think 3 weeks behind bars on remand is enough of a punishment. I hope so." 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏 | |||
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"What’s he in jail for?" They say imaginary jail is worse than real jail... The food in imaginary jail is worse lol. It's imaginary. But when you are an imaginary person with imaginary braids in an imaginary 'best sex ever' imaginary 'relationship' that only exists in an aged hairdressers imagination, it really isn't so bad... I would imagine. 😂🤣😭🤔🤔🤔 Truth 💣💣💣™️... 😎 | |||
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"What’s he in jail for?not paying is TV licence " well, this TV doesn't need a licence - but he might | |||
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"It’s a fantasy of mine being locked in with a guy, pleasing him in the morning as he wakes with his morning wood. " It's a fantasy of Albert's having a fantasy guy with fantasy braids locked up inside a fantasy prison, a fantasy victim of UK government 'oppression' towards ethnic fantasy minorities, no doubt... 😂😭😅🤣 | |||
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"Sorry to hear that you are not getting his sexual attention but happy that you know he is safe xx" Thank you, love xx The "not knowing" was killing me. He'd been coming to stay every weekend, and I'd never known sex like this in my life. He's my dream guy. Then, the communication ceased suddenly. Lost his phone maybe? I waited for a knock on the door that never came. Your mind races with all the things that could have happened. Then the letter came last night, and it was such a relief to have an answer. I've written back to him, so he knows he isn't alone and I'll be here for him. | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. " . I love loyalty | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. " Ooh!!!!? You are such a 'good' person. Not. Exploitative more like. If a young person is so impressed by mediocre materialism you should pay for him to undergo an education course instead. But then you would lose influence/power/control... And if he is so 'happy' ahem, considering his current dire predicament with a daft photo of a motorbike then he must be incredibly feeble-minded... 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 Free Somalians From Exploitation... 👊✊🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 | |||
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"Sorry to hear that you are not getting his sexual attention but happy that you know he is safe xx Thank you, love xx The "not knowing" was killing me. He'd been coming to stay every weekend, and I'd never known sex like this in my life. He's my dream guy. Then, the communication ceased suddenly. Lost his phone maybe? I waited for a knock on the door that never came. Your mind races with all the things that could have happened. Then the letter came last night, and it was such a relief to have an answer. I've written back to him, so he knows he isn't alone and I'll be here for him." If I remember correctly the Police will notify a person that you nominate that you have been arrested - wonder why he didn’t nominate you? | |||
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"Sorry to hear that you are not getting his sexual attention but happy that you know he is safe xx Thank you, love xx The "not knowing" was killing me. He'd been coming to stay every weekend, and I'd never known sex like this in my life. He's my dream guy. Then, the communication ceased suddenly. Lost his phone maybe? I waited for a knock on the door that never came. Your mind races with all the things that could have happened. Then the letter came last night, and it was such a relief to have an answer. I've written back to him, so he knows he isn't alone and I'll be here for him. If I remember correctly the Police will notify a person that you nominate that you have been arrested - wonder why he didn’t nominate you?" He’d skipped a court date and was picked up on a warrant. I’d fully expect his family to be his first port of call in a crisis. | |||
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"Could you apply for a conjugal visit? "They don't exist. | |||
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"Could you apply for a conjugal visit?
They don't exist. "they do in Norway saw a documentary about Norwegian prisons presented by Anne Widdlecombe a few weeks ago | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. " It feels like a plot line for Pretty Woman 2 | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. It feels like a plot line for Pretty Woman 2 " 'pretty' 🤔😑 unstable, deluded 'woman' 2... 😎😁 | |||
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" It feels like a plot line for Pretty Woman 2 " The sequel is Confessions of a Toyboy | |||
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"Kandi is on a bit of a rant....hahaha " not the first time he's left a trail of defecation | |||
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"Could you apply for a conjugal visit?
They don't exist. they do in Norway saw a documentary about Norwegian prisons presented by Anne Widdlecombe a few weeks ago "Anne Widdiecombe definitely needs to stay in that Norwegian Prison …..deluded & doddering has been. | |||
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" Ooh!!!!? You are such a 'good' person. Not. Exploitative more like. If a young person is so impressed by mediocre materialism you should pay for him to undergo an education course instead. But then you would lose influence/power/control... And if he is so 'happy' ahem, considering his current dire predicament with a daft photo of a motorbike then he must be incredibly feeble-minded... 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 Free Somalians From Exploitation... 👊✊🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴" "Exploitation involves being groomed, forced or coerced into doing something that you don’t want to do for someone else’s gain."| - Preventing Exploitation Toolkit UK Can you explain please how you have arrived at this conclusion? | |||
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" If I remember correctly the Police will notify a person that you nominate that you have been arrested - wonder why he didn’t nominate you?" In his letter, he asked for my phone number (because he prefers to speak than write). If you asked me what his number is, I could not answer you. It is stored in my phone, not in my head. If I do not have access to my phone, I do not know. | |||
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" If I remember correctly the Police will notify a person that you nominate that you have been arrested - wonder why he didn’t nominate you? In his letter, he asked for my phone number (because he prefers to speak than write). If you asked me what his number is, I could not answer you. It is stored in my phone, not in my head. If I do not have access to my phone, I do not know." Just remember both letters and phone calls will be censored. Also if you go to visit (I have on occasions when people I know have been inside) it can be quite intimidating getting in and out. He will need to send you a visiting order to go and see him. | |||
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"I met my partner there in Stafford prison " That's nice. When were you there? Before 2014 or after? I know people who have been in prison and it's nothing like telly or what the Daily Mail would have you believe. One friend did tell me about a gay inmate who managed to get 'padded up' with his special friend during Covid as they were both on the wing cleaning team. Lots of shagging and oral once they were locked back up, by all accounts! But other than that, there is nothing fun, sexy or exciting about the rest of prison life. He told me how lads would run up debts paying other men in vapes for the loan of a 'secret' USB stick full of porn. The fantasists here obviously don't know anyone who has actually lived the real thing. It's not all 'dropping the soap' and 100+ freeview channels and amazing food! | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. " As he has such a high sex drive he is probably banging away at some young ass right now . The recipient off his tits desperate to pay his debt off . Probably riddled with the pox . | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. As he has such a high sex drive he is probably banging away at some young ass right now . The recipient off his tits desperate to pay his debt off . Probably riddled with the pox . " 😂😭🤣 | |||
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"Great song by the band tool " That was my first thought too! | |||
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"Could you apply for a conjugal visit?
They don't exist. they do in Norway saw a documentary about Norwegian prisons presented by Anne Widdlecombe a few weeks ago "Sorry, I missed the bit were we were all clearly talking about Norwegian prisons. | |||
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"Straying across this thread for the first time I thought I’d fallen in to a parallel universe?" Escape while you can... This thread is like an, err, prison, probably for the criminally insane... 😂😅😭 | |||
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"Bound to happen but doubt it is very erotic or romantic. If you are sharing a cell with another guy and you both feel that way inclined then it will happen. Otherwise, from what I am told by a prison warden friend, they are not very private places. Bit like a ship and the myth that sailors spend all their time banging each other. I knew of a guy who became infected with HIV whilst in prison, and don't think it was from sharing towels." I'm sure that's what most prison sex will be in reality. Cell mates getting/giving blowjobs discretely, maybe fucking but I bet you are more likely to get caught. No way is there the wing cocksucker giving out blowjobs to a queue of eager cons giving 'treats' in return lol. As much as there may be those who would love to service the whole wing lol. I'm sure any aspiring sluts get outed pretty quickly via lags gossiping and being overheard by a prison officer. | |||
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"A friend who's a prison officer knows. Any kind of sexual contact is forbidden - penalty if discovered is loss of privileges or even solitary for a while. However, condoms are available to buy on a weekly basis! Interesting that, and hepatitis jabs are compulsory. " Jabs cannot be compulsory for anyone convicted or otherwise. | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. " What's happened to Sara Jevo? Profile has gone.... | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. What's happened to Sara Jevo? Profile has gone...." Quickie civil partnership and now living a life of bliss in Mogadishu with his Somali toyboy | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. What's happened to Sara Jevo? Profile has gone...." she as gone to Morecambe to get wise after she paid her bar Bill (Buckfast) at the blue nun bar | |||
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"My toyboy has been AWOL for a week / and today I discovered why, when a brown envelope with official writing popped through my door . He wrote me a letter from remand in jail. I told him I’d always be here for him, I meant it and I’ll stand by him. What's happened to Sara Jevo? Profile has gone...." She’s got a job riding an old bike delivering for just eat with her new toy boy ! | |||
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"By a spooky coincidence, I was binging on "What It's Like to be a Girl" on iPlayer about the same time the coppers must have been locking him up last week. One of the episodes covered the 8 months or so that Byron spent in prison for his part in a robbery. I know nothing about the inside of a prison, other than what I see in programmes like this or read about on the internet. Anyway, I remember the difference it made when Byron got a pic from his mates. So today I went down to the library and printed off a pic. I'd never seen him so happy, outside the bedroom that is, as the time when he sat on my motorcycle and asked me to take pics of him. He had one as his wallpaper on his phone (which he won't be allowed now). So I posted the pic to him. I hope it makes a difference like I saw on the telly last week. Ooh!!!!? You are such a 'good' person. Not. Exploitative more like. If a young person is so impressed by mediocre materialism you should pay for him to undergo an education course instead. But then you would lose influence/power/control... And if he is so 'happy' ahem, considering his current dire predicament with a daft photo of a motorbike then he must be incredibly feeble-minded... 🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴 Free Somalians From Exploitation... 👊✊🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴" As a Somali I must say this cracked me up. Idea of that old cross dresser sending a pic of a motorbike. | |||
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"American jails more openly " More about power and status there. Much less stigma attached. A 'hard man' won't be seen as any less an alpha male if he has sex with a 'sissy'!/weaker male in a US jail. Unlike in a UK one... | |||
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