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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How bad does it have to smell before you would leave and go home or ask the other person to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if they follow through then thats the cue to exit.

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By *egginzboyMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

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By *igsWalesMan
over a year ago

colwyn bay

I had a local bi guy, he was a rugby prop, talked about his kids and then presented his arse, it was 'moist' well i think more like it needed a fucking damp course, i wanted to throw up and die tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

That is fucking disgusting , revolting pig

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By *um With MeMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

You poor guy! Stuff of nightmares!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

That is fucking disgusting , revolting pig "

Truly disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"
oh wow

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By *andyhandymanMan
over a year ago

Barking


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

What an absolutely awful bastard!

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By *lamMan
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

That must be in the top 5 of worst meets ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

Bejeezus that is beyond awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

Did you say anything to indicate you wanted a dirty meet.

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"
Apart from that it was a good meet ?

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By *ollyMan
over a year ago

Downham market


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

F**k, what a revolting pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just awful , what a horrible person thinking that this was in anyway, a pleasant experience for anyone . where do these people come from and dread to think what kind of bringing they had . OMG . Im not a violent person in anyway but that would make me see red . My heart goes out to you mate and hope you never or anyone ever have an experience like that .

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By *egginzboyMan
over a year ago

Rugeley


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

Did you say anything to indicate you wanted a dirty meet."

No not at all it was just the usual sort if pre meet what are you into messages we exchanged before he gave me his address. He did ask if I would rim him and I said no Because I'm not into that and he said ok. His flat was very untidy when I got there and all he had on was a dressing gown. I blocked him afterwards and Im glad I hadnt given him my mobile number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread might turn me celibate. Nasty nasty experience. Poor you.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I would have stuffed something up his arse before leaving something that he would have to go to A&E About

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have stuffed something up his arse before leaving something that he would have to go to A&E About "

Unfortunately OP wasn't carrying a WW2 shell with him.

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By *um With MeMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

A guy once invited me 'round to his home in Manchester, all was agreed, got his address and was ready to set off when a last-minute request came through. I knew he was kinky, like w/s but I wasn't expecting the last thing he asked....

He wanted us both to be in bed and simply force out as many farts as possible, follow-through, the lot. Immediate turn-off! [vom]

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By *icFlange2Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It’s unsexy in my opinion but a guy shitting in your face deserves payback.

I’ve heard of accidents which is never nice and it can make you think more than twice about future meets!

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By *bloxhamMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

Clatty bastard. I'd have cracked him in the jaw.

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By *ausagesMan
over a year ago

carlisle


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

Good grief the disgusting filthy kunt

I’d want revenge

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By *azzer2103Man
over a year ago

London

WTF???


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

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By *egginzboyMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Thankfully I never heard from him again

The dirty pig !

I just hope no one else fell foul of his pervy ways

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By *estwillMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Speechless

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By *nglishMan101Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Thankfully I never heard from him again

The dirty pig !

I just hope no one else fell foul of his pervy ways"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

I would have punched him for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he was in the closet I know how I'd make that pig pay because that's a disgusting thing to do .

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By *ndy61hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was at the sauna ind time when this guy asked me to go to z booth with him.

We quickly got down to some action, and he had me on my knees, and rimming me. He started to blow air into my bottom whilst rimming, he kept doing this until I told him I was going to fast, he just remained there lucking away, I farted and he loved it. He carried on licking and blowing into me. I must admit I had an amazing erection from it. I farted several times, but I didn't smell. He eventually fucked me hard and left a big load.

He started finger fucking me as he wanked my cock, I was rock hard and squirming. Then he left. I was completely knackered, as I lay there another guy came in, slipped a condom on my rigid cock, and then mounted it and rode me.

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By *s9forfunMan
10 weeks ago

leeds

Happy for guys to fart

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By *1NKRMan
10 weeks ago

London

Shit happens 🤷‍♂️

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By *raggahboyMan
10 weeks ago

stoke

Had a meeting in a dark room in Blackpool a guy off here we had a drink and chat and then went into the dark room at the back just the two of us he pull my shorts and started sucking me Then anothe r guy who had been watching us Shit himself It killed the moment and we both left !! shame as was going well up to then

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shit happens 🤷‍♂️"

Sure does buddy

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By *excessMan
10 weeks ago

Sleaford

I was being rimmed by a guy at Lockerroom sauna and I was very turned on so my bum was "open" and I couldn't stop farting.

Luckily it was just air, I was embarrassed but the guy didn't mind at all😊

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By *ajkumarkapoorMan
10 weeks ago

London

Healthy to fart and be true to yourself. Otherwise the wind would make you feeling very uncomfortable.

But it is not compulsory to fart infront if people. You can say, excuse me .....

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By *ishop666Man
10 weeks ago

ls19

Say oopps

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By *eedsbearmanMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds


"Say oopps "

Offer more tea vicar

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By *dol1Man
10 weeks ago

North Wexford

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By *upertedMan
10 weeks ago

Nelson,, Caerphilly

Cmon...tis the fellas version of a queef.

🚶‍♂️💨

I try not to, but a few of my buddies are girthy and cause me to gape a bit.

Brings a bit of humour.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I’ve farted whilst I was being fucked, luckily the dom thought it was amusing and carried on x

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By *s9forfunMan
9 weeks ago

leeds

Love when guys fart if into fart fun pop me a message x

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By *tmguylookingMan
9 weeks ago

Chesterfield

This is the reason I won't rim anyone ... years ago I met this guy, good looking lad and fancied him for ages. Had a great session as well, right up until he farted as I was rimming him. Yep, he followed through... yours truly had a faceful of it.

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By *aul349Man
9 weeks ago

North of the Tyne


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

I've had a guy have explosive diarrhoea while I was balls deep in him. Yes, that was fun....🤢

He was using some sort of ultra silky silicone lube from the internet that "all the porn stars use" and he explained he had basically poured the whole 150ml bottle up his arse about a hour before I arrived (I got lost on the way so was late)...

It was both an excellent lubricant and an exceptional laxative....

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
9 weeks ago

barton

It happens alot with me especially after the man pulls out

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By *ridayguyMan
9 weeks ago

Cheshire

difference between an arse and a fridge, fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out

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By *weddolMan
9 weeks ago

Chester


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

I'm sorry for your bad experience, but this wins the best comment ever award

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By *punk loverMan
9 weeks ago

Dunstable


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

There’s people out there that would pay money for that ….but not me yuk

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By *hris4tvMan
9 weeks ago

liverpool


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

Literally laughed for 3 days at this - thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Had a session with a polish friend of my friend. ( Call him B)

In Birmingham a few years ago.

He had an enormous cock, though not so interested in size.

Anyway, my friend said he picked up someone and that B wanted to have fun with me and I could use his bedroom as he was going to a hotel with the other guy.

Anyway, got down to business and he farted and he farted and even more so whilst he was asleep.

The stench was unbearable so I got up and went into the spare room. Inflated up a blow up mattress and tried to sleep on that. Freezing, but.... You guessed it, the mattress 'farted' and was completely flat within minutes

Very uncomfortable night and NEVER again

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By *ibeariusMan
9 weeks ago

Greenock

Those stories are disgraceful and a reason I’d never do dark rooms or rimming.

If you meat some one don’t eat before meeting, if you are bottom sometimes all the pumping cans make you gassy, stop, go to the toilet, fart clean return

If just cuddling use the bathroom to wipe

I’ve never understood poo or pee play

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By *ewton WoodMan
5 weeks ago

Hyde

Sounds like a right shit show!

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By *reddy1510Man
5 weeks ago

Preston

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By *reddy1510Man
5 weeks ago

Preston


"I think if they follow through then thats the cue to exit. "

Oh yes. Not a good start for a meet. I’ve never farted in the presence of partners.

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By *erewolfKingMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I had a terrible experience whilst visiting a 70 yr old dom top guy for the first time

I told him in chat before I went to see him that I wasnt into rimming him

When I arrived he took me upstairs and made me kneel in the corner of the bedroom in pitch black darkness and then he shoved his dick in my mouth and was dirty talking to me whilst i was suckeng him off

After a few minutes he pulled out turned round 180 degrees and shoved his arse in my face and said .... its coming

He let a huge fart rip and followed thru at the same time

The smell was enough to make a pig puke. I jumped up and took a step forward to feel something warm oozing thru my toes

I put my trainers on and ran down the stairs and drove off in my car

When i got home I looked at my face in the mirror pwhich was speckled in shit and when i took my trainers off i discovered id stepped in his shit

I was ill for 5 days afterwards with an upset stomach

Horrible horrible guy

"
that's one of the worst things I've ever heard

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By *irtytrukkaTV/TS
5 weeks ago

barton

Ha ha such a funny subject

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By *55uk4yngrMan
5 weeks ago

Chester

You forget the primary role of our arsehole. Sex is the secondary role.

Funny but not so funny if you are on the receiving end !!!!

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