FabGuys.com forum: Carol Vordmen

By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

How old Carol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61.

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some parts of her are not as old as the rest.

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

She is very smart. Maybe she has invented a way to defy gravity.

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

She is a very smart lady

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Looks good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She isn't as smart as she makes out. Horrid egoistic woman.

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"How old Carol "

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

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By *otter1000Man
over a year ago

Westbury

Ooohhhh....

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"She isn't as smart as she makes out. Horrid egoistic woman."

And all her TV adverts show that she's just another TV whore.

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?"

Didn't want to infringe her trademark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looks totally artificial now. I know that I am no Adonis but blimey, Carol. How much has she spent on that look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She isn't as smart as she makes out. Horrid egoistic woman.

And all her TV adverts show that she's just another TV whore."

She reminds me of the character from Tittybangbang who constantly pouts at any camera whilst saying "Don't look at me, I'm shy!"

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

There a few pounds been spent

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

Didn't want to infringe her trademark."

Is that because she's a public traded entity now?

Are Sydney University aware?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to like her but she seems to have gone all cosmetic now.

I see she is advertising funeral plans which makes me wonder what hers will be - with all that work, I think she ought to be fully recyclable.

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

Didn't want to infringe her trademark.

Is that because she's a public traded entity now?

Are Sydney University aware?

Sydney university know everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would absolutely love to screw her. Great tits and ass, perfect for pounding.

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Strap a dong onto her .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares. She is gorgeous

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By *rm_navMan
over a year ago

WATFORD

Just keep her away from a roaring fire, that's what I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be sure, but she may have had some work done! I could still show her a good time though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to bang her sloppy hole after 8 or more guys have cum over her face, tits and in her pussy!

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By *ustOneBearMan
over a year ago

Neath

"I used to like her but she seems to have gone all cosmetic now.

I see she is advertising funeral plans which makes me wonder what hers will be - with all that work, I think she ought to be fully recyclable. "

made me laugh out loud.

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Carol ad some work NO

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"I can’t be sure, but she may have had some work done! I could still show her a good time though!"

I'd be very surprised if she hadn't had some work done.

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Think she ad some done but cant think were lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?"

Consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant.

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Is she a anal loving GILF ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triggers broom

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
over a year ago

Heathrow

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

Consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant."
incontinence lol

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By *aneKayeTV9TV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

as thumper said to Bambi, "if you can't say something nice about someone, then don't day nothing at all",

The woman is a stunner for her age, and you lot of ugly bastards are criticising her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fuck her all day every day

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By *oungWantedMan
over a year ago

Newcastle - Throckley

Toyah Wilcox has been re-upholstered

Some nice videos of her with her hubby, not those kind of videos

https://youtu.be/khkKfMotNoI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as thumper said to Bambi, "if you can't say something nice about someone, then don't day nothing at all",

The woman is a stunner for her age, and you lot of ugly bastards are criticising her! "

Agreed, she’s still really attractive and I’d certainly love to have some fun with her

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By *ave47Man
over a year ago

leigh

I bet she's still a good fuck and a dirty little slut in the bedroom though

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By *-skinMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

Great tits yes pls.

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By *asmeen 123TV/TS
over a year ago

Stoke on trent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is a real sexy woman but in my opinion she has kind of turned tarty with the cosmetic makeover - shame as she didn’t need to still sexy as she aged naturally with trying to hold back time - take a leaf out of Nigella Lawson’s book for example .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont care how old, fucking hot hot hot

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By *aul55mMan
over a year ago

leeds

There's lots of younger women I would kick out of bed before her

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By *howme10Man
over a year ago

cheshunt

Old and embarrasing

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

She shape's up well .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

Consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant. incontinence lol"

Incontinent bowel

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Is she a squiter

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over a year ago

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Isn’t it Carol Vorderman? She looks great for her age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as thumper said to Bambi, "if you can't say something nice about someone, then don't day nothing at all",

The woman is a stunner for her age, and you lot of ugly bastards are criticising her! "

She isn't beyond criticism. Having had the misfortune to meet her a fair few times in my younger days, the self centred attention seeking slut gets all the criticism she deserves. Horrid woman not just because of how she looks.

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Big girls scare you lol

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By *ndyBristolMan
over a year ago

Keynsham

Lots of people on here being very rude about her.

I would like to fuck her but to be honest I would prefer it if her agent Mr Miles would fuck me.

I met him once a few years ago and he seemed very nice.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

Who's that?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?"

Quite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?"

Surely you mean spelled.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

"How old Carol

Shouldn't the question be, how is her surname spelt?

Surely you mean spelled."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How work gogel

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Carol looks like you like her or hate her

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I dont mind her

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By *hloe TullyTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I would x

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By *rm_navMan
over a year ago

WATFORD

"The woman is a stunner for her age" says one.

To invoke Dolly Parton:

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap".

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Costing her lots to look 1 by good

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

What's she like when u cut the bag .. Rollier maybe

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

About time she showed us whats under her dress

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

She changed from countdown

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

She was replaced bit like the P+O crew , upped her game then . but who'd say know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said she was worth £2 million and owes it all to her parents...

I think her parents were stupid lending her that much

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Mutton dressed as lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow and they say women are bitchy. Some of these comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got arrested while watching countdown...

that's not bad ..

it's eight letters

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

"Mutton dressed as lamb. "
. Well she it over 25 ..

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb. . Well she it over 25 ..

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She is over 60. Selfie-obsessed. If she was made of chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton dressed as lamb. "

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

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I'm from Glasgow

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

No sheep there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ?

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ?"
Living in a place does not mean you are from there

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"No sheep there ?

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Only inflatable ones to mock the Aberdeen Soccer Casuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you?

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

So what about Carol smiley ..

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

The Scotty darling rear of the year .. Two cock mouth ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what about Carol smiley ..

Or Judith Ralston? Scotland buxom weather girl

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you? "
Quine rather than Quinie. C'mon Dennis, pull your socks up

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"So what about Carol smiley ..

Or Judith Ralston? Scotland buxom weather girl

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Who used to be a splendid opera-singer.

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By *rm_navMan
over a year ago

WATFORD

"Mutton dressed as lamb. . Well she it over 25 ..

She is over 60. Selfie-obsessed. If she was made of chocolate..."

She's already mostly plastic - well silicon - so naked flames or radiators.... "I'm melllllllltiiiing..."

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb. . Well she it over 25 ..

She is over 60. Selfie-obsessed. If she was made of chocolate...

She's already mostly plastic - well silicon - so naked flames or radiators.... "I'm melllllllltiiiing...""
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you? Quine rather than Quinie. C'mon Dennis, pull your socks up

Quine= lass, quinie = lassie, my socks are fine thanks.

Although, I think our English Cousins might now be struggling

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you? Quine rather than Quinie. C'mon Dennis, pull your socks up

Quine= lass, quinie = lassie, my socks are fine thanks.

Although, I think our English Cousins might now be struggling

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It's quine in Aberdeen. Don't you watch River City?

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By *pen Me NowMan
over a year ago

North Meath Cavan

Is she a sex toy addict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you? Quine rather than Quinie. C'mon Dennis, pull your socks up

Quine= lass, quinie = lassie, my socks are fine thanks.

Although, I think our English Cousins might now be struggling

It's quine in Aberdeen. Don't you watch River City?

Definitely not!!

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Mutton dressed as lamb.

Well being from Aberdeen you'll know all about sheep!!

Personally I'd be quite happy enjoying Carols company

I'm from Glasgow

So you spell Glasgow A B E R D E E N ? Living in a place does not mean you are from there

Very true ! So "fit like loon or quinie" means nothing to you? Quine rather than Quinie. C'mon Dennis, pull your socks up

Quine= lass, quinie = lassie, my socks are fine thanks.

Although, I think our English Cousins might now be struggling

It's quine in Aberdeen. Don't you watch River City?

Definitely not!! "
Who can blame you!

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Is she a sex toy addict

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God knows. She likes her leather keks though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to believe she was once a heroin addict

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

"Hard to believe she was once a heroin addict "
It is!

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

She luvs showing her body of

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By *mul OP Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Carol getting very political

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By *-skinMan
over a year ago

Weymouth

But great tits.

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By *kvanmanMan
over a year ago

andover

As she has become a face for a equity release company

Supporting ripping of people

I know view her as total scum

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By *antylover4funMan
1 week ago

Rotherham

Sexy woman always gets me wanking

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By *IPMANMan
1 week ago

LONDON

Over tweaked freak.... one day the plastic will melt or the stitches will unravel

About as natural as Dolly Parton but without the talent

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By *ove2wankMan
1 week ago

Field of Dreams, Worcs

Had a huge crush on her when she was younger

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By *asyman321Man
1 week ago

north east

I bet she’s a lovely fuck

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By *iassloverMan
1 week ago

Rugby

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By *iassloverMan
1 week ago

Rugby

"Is she a anal loving GILF ..

I definitely think she likes it up the arse.

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By *ig3Man
1 week ago

Maldon

She's had facial surgery

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By *ulge1Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh

Think she’s had full body surgery lol

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By *3243Man
1 week ago

EDINBURGH

64. Seems a nice person.

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By *handhandyMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth

She's had so many facelifts she took up shaving. Might explain why her eyes are looking in different directions at the same time 😂

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By *llover ukMan
1 week ago

Inverness

Love to fuck her tho.

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By *oshua.LMan
1 week ago

slough

Met her several times in the past, in ‘non celebrity’ situations; a polite, lovely & damn sexy woman! Can’t say I agree with her political stance atm…… but no one is perfect. 🤣

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By *irkT72Man
1 week ago

wrexham/Rhos

Whether she’s “factory original spec”or not.

I’d most certainly welcome some Carol fun.

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By *D69Man
1 week ago

Edinburgh

"Met her several times in the past, in ‘non celebrity’ situations; a polite, lovely & damn sexy woman! Can’t say I agree with her political stance atm…… but no one is perfect. 🤣"
I like her bent over stance

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By *ral b..Man
1 week ago

When she made her first million,she said she owed it all to her parents..

I think her parents were stupid lending her that much

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By *andomguy321Man
1 week ago

reading

She's at an age where vaginal atrophy becomes a bit of an issue, causing vaginal dryness, inflammation and loss of elasticity .... No idea if she's reliant on the old vaginal estrogen spray ..... but there's a good chance of it.

In the interests of balance - Gay bottoms are hardly immune from the ravages of time either.

Common anal issues as time marches on include fecal incontinence, constipation, haemorrhoids, anal fissures, and rectal prolapse.

Isn't life a wonderful thing

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By *azaMan
1 week ago

Walsall

Still very fuckable

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By *luesky1000Man
1 week ago

Bedworth

There ain't much I won't fuck.

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By *t8sub78Man
1 week ago

Feltham

I reckon shes proper naughty! I can imagine her strapping on 12 inches for a special maths lesson where she keeps making you guess how many inches shes using and each time you get it wrong you get pounded until you've completed that numbers time table in full! Lol " wrong again you little sl*t it was 9" ...No no no 1 x 9 is 9,2 oh wow carol! Erm 2 x 9..." that would be proper hot lol

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By *B2571Man
1 week ago

Oswestry

Proper slut

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By *bloxhamMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

"She's at an age where vaginal atrophy becomes a bit of an issue, causing vaginal dryness, inflammation and loss of elasticity .... No idea if she's reliant on the old vaginal estrogen spray ..... but there's a good chance of it.

In the interests of balance - Gay bottoms are hardly immune from the ravages of time either.

Common anal issues as time marches on include fecal incontinence, constipation, haemorrhoids, anal fissures, and rectal prolapse.

Isn't life a wonderful thing

Well, you're a barrel of monkeys, that's for sure.......

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By *antylover4funMan
2 days ago

Rotherham

Top wank material

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