FabGuys.com forum: Opening messages

By *ooped OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

What's been your best and also your worst opening message sent or received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this stunning interaction

Him: I suck your cock

Ignored it

2 days later same guy

Him: Meets!

Me: With respect you'll have to do better than that if you want to meet me

Him Ha!

3 messages 6 words. Missed a winner there didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best: I thought Dale winton was dead but you're back from the grave

Worst: mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Worst: Hey, come pick me up

Reply: Read my profile

Him: I'll wear my nice lingerie

Reply: Read my profile!!

Him: I'll suck you as you drive

Reply: Goodbye

Him: But I fancy old guys

Reply: YOU'RE BLOCKED!

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
22 hours ago

Bristol East

This probably qualifies as one of the worst, received a short while ago on swingers:

"If i can't find a woman in the next half hour you wanna spend a few hours being a whore for me?"

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By *all At Your FeetMan
21 hours ago

Uddingston

These idiots must actually function in day to day life, I have no idea how they manage it.

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By *kigaiMan
20 hours ago

Northampton

I've had a few 'mmmmmmm's too. Always reminds me of being in gay bars in my early 20s. Guys would say that to my face while stroking my leg or squeezing my arse.

I did get 'I like older guys. If I come round now and let you do anything you want, will you give me £50 so I can take my gf out?'

Not sure if that's best or worst.

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By *heo6SGMan
20 hours ago

Lincs

1920's?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
19 hours ago

Bedford

Couple of weeks back 1am

Him hi are you awake?

Me no I'm sleeping.

Him oh sorry i thought you were awake

xxx

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By *ames TownMan
18 hours ago

Bingley

"Couple of weeks back 1am

Him hi are you awake?

Me no I'm sleeping.

Him oh sorry i thought you were awake

xxx "

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By *owzerMan
16 hours ago

Chester.....

"Couple of weeks back 1am

Him hi are you awake?

Me no I'm sleeping.

Him: I'm the man of your dreams 💕

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
14 hours ago

Bedford

"Couple of weeks back 1am

Him hi are you awake?

Me no I'm sleeping.

Him: I'm the man of your dreams 💕"
quite possibly xxx

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
9 hours ago

Bristol East

Guy today tells me he is travelling 120 miles to collect people at Bristol Airport on a Sunday at April, and could I offer him bed and breakfast on the Saturday night.

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By *heernylonTV/TS
8 hours ago

Bournmouth

And the answer is lol x

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By *heernylonTV/TS
8 hours ago

Bournmouth

Should habe just put his cock in you x

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By *rdinaryman99Man
8 hours ago

east anglia

"Guy today tells me he is travelling 120 miles to collect people at Bristol Airport on a Sunday at April, and could I offer him bed and breakfast on the Saturday night."

You're stories get less and less believable

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
8 hours ago

Lowestoft

Him. Where are you ?

Me. At home.

Him. Where.

Me. Lounge.

Him. I want my cock in you.

Me. I may blush.

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By *owzerMan
8 hours ago

Chester.....

"Guy today tells me he is travelling 120 miles to collect people at Bristol Airport on a Sunday at April, and could I offer him bed and breakfast on the Saturday night."

Interests:

Anal, Oral, Airbnb 😆

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
8 hours ago

Bedford

Couple of days ago I was up 4AM message comes up

Hi .me hi him what you wearing?me a duvet. him sexy.me not really its just a duvet .him oh I see why you wearing a duvet ? Me because I'm in bed .that's it lol xxx

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