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Having a poo at a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever been to a meet and then... all of a sudden... you get that urge and need to go for a poo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean a complete non sexual thing just needing a toilet break

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By *ellMan
over a year ago

Ingham

Guess that's happened to you then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess that's happened to you then."

not yet, but i've had to hold a fart in a few times

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By *lamMan
over a year ago

Merthyr-Tydfil

Guy did one minute i let him in ! Then asked for fingering.

Sent packing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy did one minute i let him in ! Then asked for fingering.

Sent packing"

Disgusting.

I wouldn't be talking about bottoms in this context, that really is just grim.

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid.

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By *tephanie_fellatrixTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid. "

OMG that musy be an all time record for constipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally have a clear out before a meet so not so far!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel

I had a builder come over one morning for a massage and a bit of fun.

He asked to use the loo before we started. I thought nothing of it.

We started, and he wasn't clean

So I just gave him the massage and nothing else.

A while later, I realised he'd used my hand towel to wipe himself when he had loo roll and wet wipes in front of him

Vile man. Yuk

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By *orchlightMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

I’ve got the bowels of a Sgt Major. Regular as clockwork. Could set my watch by them lol

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By *3versMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid.

OMG that musy be an all time record for constipation"

Lol, I shite every day, I just don't use infantile words

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex


"I had a builder come over one morning for a massage and a bit of fun.

He asked to use the loo before we started. I thought nothing of it.

We started, and he wasn't clean

So I just gave him the massage and nothing else.

A while later, I realised he'd used my hand towel to wipe himself when he had loo roll and wet wipes in front of him

Vile man. Yuk "

And there was me thinking you'd hit the jackpot finding a builder who likes cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The North Koreans believe Kim Jung Un never poos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The North Koreans believe Kim Jung Un never poos "

Does he meet through fabguys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The North Koreans believe Kim Jung Un never poos "

He’s full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this once with a guy I knew. Just told him I needed to go and he offered his shower attachment to rinse out. No fuss no hassle. Then continued as normal... .

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands


"I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid.

OMG that musy be an all time record for constipation"

It'll be like a canon ball when he finally goes.

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands


"I had a builder come over one morning for a massage and a bit of fun.

He asked to use the loo before we started. I thought nothing of it.

We started, and he wasn't clean

So I just gave him the massage and nothing else.

A while later, I realised he'd used my hand towel to wipe himself when he had loo roll and wet wipes in front of him

Vile man. Yuk "

There really are some pigs out there.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid.

OMG that musy be an all time record for constipation

It'll be like a canon ball when he finally goes. "

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By *ausagesMan
over a year ago

carlisle


"The North Koreans believe Kim Jung Un never poos "

When I was a very young kid I refused to believe that the late Queen poohed or even had wee wees - I also believed that Buck Pal and the pavements in London were made of gold - gutted in the last few years that this is not so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t go anywhere but my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and we have been good friends for about 3 years

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands

I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised? "
I guess they weren't

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By *ighway expressMan
over a year ago

Campbeltown


"I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised? "

Omg, that made me laugh !!

(Admittedly I didn't have to be there) . The lack of any good manners or awareness is quite incredible.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
over a year ago

East Devon


"I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised? "

What was the Job ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised?

What was the Job ?"

Sounds more of a jobbie than a job!

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I had a builder come over one morning for a massage and a bit of fun.

He asked to use the loo before we started. I thought nothing of it.

We started, and he wasn't clean

So I just gave him the massage and nothing else.

A while later, I realised he'd used my hand towel to wipe himself when he had loo roll and wet wipes in front of him

Vile man. Yuk

And there was me thinking you'd hit the jackpot finding a builder who likes cock! "

I can get on board with all the above. I'd love to see a builder taking a dump, but not use a towel to wipe his arse.

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By *ubmybelly20Man
2 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I haven't been for a poo since I was a kid. "

It exits via your mouth?

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"I once interviewed someone for a job who, while he was waiting, did a really stinky poo in the toilet right next to the interview room and decided to ventilate by leaving the toilet door open. Going into an interview to the smell of your own shit does not get you the job.

How the hell were all of these people raised?

What was the Job ?"
a toilet attendant

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By *hris111mcrMan
2 weeks ago

salford

That just show the guys could be bothered to lean himself properly just disgusting

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By *ammiTVTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Inverness

Just no! c

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By *eedsbearmanMan
2 weeks ago

Leeds

If you gotta go, you gotta go

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By *oosterladMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich


"I had a builder come over one morning for a massage and a bit of fun.

He asked to use the loo before we started. I thought nothing of it.

We started, and he wasn't clean

So I just gave him the massage and nothing else.

A while later, I realised he'd used my hand towel to wipe himself when he had loo roll and wet wipes in front of him

Vile man. Yuk

There really are some pigs out there. "

At least he didnt wipe his dick on your curtains!

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