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By *ryanything7o OP Man
over a year ago

redcar

A lot of them get right up my nose but the ones I hate and don't understand are the cent and aftershave one. Witch ones don't you like.

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By *ookingFor...Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Judy Dench selling her soul to Money Supermarket.

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Judy Dench selling her soul to Money Supermarket. "
Bless,she must be short of money

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

life insurance,what a con.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judy Dench selling her soul to Money Supermarket. "

Oh god yeah that's just fookin weird.

Bit like Kevin Bacon and those EE adverts. Just wtf?

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By *our-slaveMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Go compare

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By *eepeter3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

You sold my car advert plus the British Gas Adverts

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

The westealanycar.com ad. Great that we've got rid of the odious Schofield but not impressed with these dancing, singing buffoons.

On the Beach. Last years ad revisited with Andy Bloody Williams groaning a boring Christmas dirge and a vile family that could all do with a smack.

Dreams beds. About time they gave that irritating lump of wood to a pensioner for their fire.

Endless adds about 'pee-pads' for women. Last thing we want to see and here whilst having an evening snack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tena men adverts. Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mcdogmeat advert with the eyebrows. Irritates the crap out of me for some reason

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By *uskTillMidnightOnlyBtmMan
over a year ago

Clevedon

Adverts showing barefeet & theyre usually filthy yuk

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"The westealanycar.com ad. Great that we've got rid of the odious Schofield but not impressed with these dancing, singing buffoons.

On the Beach. Last years ad revisited with Andy Bloody Williams groaning a boring Christmas dirge and a vile family that could all do with a smack.

Dreams beds. About time they gave that irritating lump of wood to a pensioner for their fire.

Endless adds about 'pee-pads' for women. Last thing we want to see and here whilst having an evening snack."

Agreed - on all counts!

Especially that family... if that’s their typical clientele... I’ll book elsewhere or do a staycation!

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By *ustOneBearMan
over a year ago

Neath

On the beach. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that family . As said before if that’s their clientele- ugh.

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By *addy DaddycoolMan
over a year ago

Darlington

FFS Fred the Frenchman is now advertising chocolate biscuits.

That's something I'll definitely not be buying

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"On the beach. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that family . As said before if that’s their clientele- ugh. "
I can't stand that horrible lad with the ice-cream

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By *0tterMan
over a year ago

Grange-over-Sands

The one about ready meals for OAPs, that are so stuffed full of preservatives they can be kept in the cupboard.

Or the Tena Lady ones with close up crotch shots of leotarded women of a certain age doing their squats, to music that sounds like a door hinge squeaking, safe in the knowledge that every leak is being absorbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one about ready meals for OAPs, that are so stuffed full of preservatives they can be kept in the cupboard.

You can tell we have an aging population from the adds then

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By *lokenexdoorMan
over a year ago

leominster

Any with schooled and rylan the teeth.

Also pee pads.

Go compare

We need some gay adverts!!

Eg go compare my cock

We buy Any boy

Don't buy pee pads, any lad will do

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By *asmeen 123TV/TS
over a year ago

Stoke on trent.

All of them

Especially insurance

Funerals

Ones

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"On the beach. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that family . As said before if that’s their clientele- ugh. I can't stand that horrible lad with the ice-cream

That boy deserves a slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the beach. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that family . As said before if that’s their clientele- ugh. I can't stand that horrible lad with the ice-cream

That boy deserves a slap."

Can't stand that advert. Dreadful

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By *nglishMan101Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"On the beach. Wouldn’t want to be anywhere near that family . As said before if that’s their clientele- ugh. I can't stand that horrible lad with the ice-cream

He's very annoying!

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By *laireKTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Hard to disagree with the above.

Plus, the Mc delivery ads. People talking dreamily about luke warm chicken nuggets and tepid fries being delivered to their door.

It's just salt and sugar laden fodder to sate your appetite for 30 mins. It aint Michelin starred gourmet stuff.

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By *laireKTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Ooops, disagree -- should read agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cosmetic add where they patronisingly blind you with pseudo-mumbo-jumbo-science. You know the one ... pay attention ... it's called HI-YA-MOR-ON-IC AC-ID.

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By *laireKTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

That preachy car ad where they slag us off for not being able to pronounce the name of the car company.

If they want me to spend 30K+ on some overpriced dodgem type EV, then they can forgive me for not being fluent in Korean car names !

It's like Fiat running an ad saying "it's pronounced shy te"

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By *eepeter3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

The government advert telling us to switch this that and the other off to save money on bills. patronising pillocks

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By *moother1Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Wanky Perfume Ads, no sense, no context, just full of binary models, being wanky to tick all the ad agency buttons.. and that’s coming from an ex ad man

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By *moother1Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Here’s another Robbie Williams flogging Cat food.. how the mighty have fallen !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanky Perfume Ads, no sense, no context, just full of binary models, being wanky to tick all the ad agency buttons.. and that’s coming from an ex ad man "

Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy ... ad nauseam

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By *irx2003Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

The 101 psychology of advertising is that it should lead you through a cycle..

Atention

Interest

Desire

Conviction

Action.

Unfortunately it appears very few of todays advertisers follow this so are probably wasting their money. Ofcourse different advertising is some at different people so if the product isn't aimed at you then you won't respond ie buy the product.

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By *irx2003Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Wanky Perfume Ads, no sense, no context, just full of binary models, being wanky to tick all the ad agency buttons.. and that’s coming from an ex ad man

Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy ... ad nauseam"

OK.. Basically men buy perfume for women. And the cod logic is if you fancy the girls in the advert you buy the perfumes for your lady, ss she will magically become as gorgeous as they are by using the same scent. So they synically cover most bases with a blonde one, a brunette and a black one. Men have very short attention span for anything other than football. So keep repeating the product name which is very simple and they can pronounce and they'll remember it when they go to Boots at Xmas or Valentines! It's true folks! That's the way the advertisers think.

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By *eather Toppa49Man
over a year ago

Stockton on Tees

Couldn't agree more that looking at the size of that lad 1 ice cream less wouldn't hurt him either would love to knock it out of his hand & see how he likes it

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Car adverts for foriegn makes. They show LH drive cars driving on the RHS on European (or US) roads.

Can't be arsed to make a video showing a LH drive model driving on a UK road?

Even worse, they often have a disclaimer in tiny print at

the bottom "Exact model shown not available in the UK".

Changing the subject, I always laughed at Waitrose ads - "subject to availability" - you mean if they ain't got any, they can't sell you one? Well, what a shock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandson sings, they've sold their car ,, and now they're walking home ,, we spend time dissecting adverts for lies and falsehoods. Sad eh?

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Another one I really hate is the Freeview one with those repulsive slimy slugs/bugs or whatever they are supposed to be, with the annoying sinister voices. Just plain yucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sold my cargh at we buy any cargh

Lady's toiletries

Life insurance

Funeral

Other people's social politics being shoved down my throat in adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"life insurance,what a con."
. Funniest one says life insurance starts st 6 .50 a month for first year and you get 10 percent of your first year premiums back. Second year it increases but they dont tell you how much. Fun bit is 10 percent payback is around £7.80. Wow how good it that.lol

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By *unginhoveMan
over a year ago

kingston

Just Eat. I will never EVER use them as a results of their fucking annoying adverts.

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By *nalslut123Man
over a year ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

I avoid them by recording the program but then watching it at least 10 to 15 minutes later so I can fast forward the ads.

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By *nalslut123Man
over a year ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

Or better still just watch babestation channels. They don't show ads and I can have a good wank at same time.

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"Wanky Perfume Ads, no sense, no context, just full of binary models, being wanky to tick all the ad agency buttons.. and that’s coming from an ex ad man

Daisy, daisy, daisy, daisy ... ad nauseam

You don't give your fellow-men much credit lol

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By *xxkinkycoupleCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Alcester

"Here’s another Robbie Williams flogging Cat food.. how the mighty have fallen ! "

Yeah, i saw that... WTF?!?!?!?!

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By *amelaXTV/TS
over a year ago

Swindon

The IKEA ad, where the voiceover bloke can't even pronounce it right.

Fu@kin annoying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I avoid them by recording the program but then watching it at least 10 to 15 minutes later so I can fast forward the ads.

Me too....cuts out all that irritating shit

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By *hitesox100Man
over a year ago

Walsall

This is a great thread and begs the question WHY is advertising so irritating? It doesn't do service to those paying loadsa money to the makers if you the viewer doesn't want to buy the service or product.

My personal theory is the ad agencies are populated by university freshies, ink not dry on their media degree but no life skills. I used to make promo videos for a company and we took on a uni freshie to work with me. In a pretty pedestrian video he turned the grass purple. Whan I asked why, he said because it's funky. These days, I have to mute the sound when the ads come on.

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By *hitesox100Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Whilst a plethora of ads boil my piss, there's one that is just an outrightl lie.

Sell your car the Motorway way. Where dealers dance on big calculators to compete for your hundred thousand mile clapped out Fiat Punto.

As an ex motor trade man at various levels of the shit heap, NO trade buyer ever competed to buy fucking anything for lots of reasons. But of course, there's an app now so that's alright then...

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

“This room smells like an armpit”

The one with Amanda Holden and Davina McCall

That Natalie Portman one

Omaze

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By *anintrousersMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Unfortunately it's the really bad and annoying adverts that stick in your mind,I suppose that's the point of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all cosmetic orientated advertising. Completely vacuous and aimed at those with more vacuum in their cranium than grey cells.

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By *astDevonGuyMan
over a year ago

East Devon

"Unfortunately it's the really bad and annoying adverts that stick in your mind,I suppose that's the point of them

Makes me determined not t on buy the product!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco have to be top of my list ...followed by smug Sainsbury's and M&S still thinking their food is something special ... it's not but the price is !

Throw in these stupid themed Christmas adverts from John Lewis ...perhaps if they spent as much time on their slowly fading business it wouldn't be heading for the ground floor !

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Wells

The bloody charity adverts for starving children and ill animals. They used to be on during the day only now they've creeped into the evening as well.

People must donate as surly they wouldn't have them but I either turn the telly over or the volume down.

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By *aranoid AndroidMan
over a year ago

Lees

That scruffy twat with his gravlax. I hope he ch*kes on it

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

New annoying one on y*utube.

A travel advert, 'bookingdotcom'.

Woman in it has an irritating accent, like a North American southpark thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf has a yellow VW camper van, parked in a country lay-by to do with Gala Bingo?

Anyway, bingo is betting. So wtf is it on before 9pm?

Oh, and that guy who knows everything about carpets and hard floors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New annoying one on y*utube.

A travel advert, 'bookingdotcom'.

Woman in it has an irritating accent, like a North American southpark thing.. "

Melissa Mcarthy, same annoying voice in the films shes been in

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By *ibblefishMan
over a year ago

louthish

Those fecking meerkats they weren’t funny to start with and now are enough to make me throw a brick at the TV!

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By *lash81Man
over a year ago

dalkeith

Wow didn't know it was her!

I do like Identity Thief.

But Jason Bateman holds it together

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By *enjamin2018Man
over a year ago

Gosfield

"Tesco have to be top of my list ...followed by smug Sainsbury's and M&S still thinking their food is something special ... it's not but the price is !

Throw in these stupid themed Christmas adverts from John Lewis ...perhaps if they spent as much time on their slowly fading business it wouldn't be heading for the ground floor ! "

And telling us they've price matched their prices on certain items to lidl or aldi is supposed to make people want to shop there. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco have to be top of my list ...followed by smug Sainsbury's and M&S still thinking their food is something special ... it's not but the price is !

Throw in these stupid themed Christmas adverts from John Lewis ...perhaps if they spent as much time on their slowly fading business it wouldn't be heading for the ground floor !

And telling us they've price matched their prices on certain items to lidl or aldi is supposed to make people want to shop there. Lol "

Price 'matching' ... or fixing. Isn't that how cartels operate?

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Ooh! Ooh! That one with that hold my hand song

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By *itneybiguyMan
over a year ago

Witney

"That scruffy twat with his gravlax. I hope he ch*kes on it

If he does marry their daughter nothing he ever does will be good enough for them. The mother will always be saying to the daughter "Why didn't you marry that nice boy we liked?"

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Haribo .. it was just on..

Who in their right mind thought that that was a good idea?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haribo .. it was just on..

Who in their right mind thought that that was a good idea?! "

Me! Brilliant ads.

'We are the police'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone offered a real cop a bag of Haribo starmix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank advertising making out that they're your friend or that they care.

Barstards.

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Postcard lottery

“Somebody’s knocking at my door”

Yeah! Jehovah’s Witness

Or cold calling scumbags

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Dulcoease what a load of shit

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By *issy SiMan
over a year ago

Horsham

All the charity adverts playing on our feelings of guilt.

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By *issy SiMan
over a year ago

Horsham

The one about germs spreading when you flush the loo. Put the toilet lid down and the germs won't spread!!

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By *ighway expressMan
over a year ago

Campbeltown

"That scruffy twat with his gravlax. I hope he ch*kes on it

He didn't even dress to go out for dinner. No wonder his girlfriend's parents can't stand him . Cunt, they're probably thinking....

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By *teve.andyMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Has anyone offered a real cop a bag of Haribo starmix?

They won't take sweets from strangers!!

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By *asmeen 123TV/TS
over a year ago

Stoke on trent.

All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them which is why I prefer watching Netflix and other subscription services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That scruffy twat with his gravlax. I hope he ch*kes on it

He didn't even dress to go out for dinner. No wonder his girlfriend's parents can't stand him . Cunt, they're probably thinking...."

Yes, but she loves him as he's hung like Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearm holding a cantaloupe melon.

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"The one about germs spreading when you flush the loo. Put the toilet lid down and the germs won't spread!!"

Thought that the moment I saw it.

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By *addy7x6Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Air fresheners that "neutralise odours" - no they don't - they can't. They mask them with stronger smells.

Detergent "pods" that have their ingredients in separate little compartments, as if that's necessary.

Want to wash just a few items? You've still got to use a minimum of one pod.

Want to wash some heavily stained items? You can't just add a bit more detergent - its another pod or nothing.

Built-in waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one about germs spreading when you flush the loo. Put the toilet lid down and the germs won't spread!!

Thought that the moment I saw it. "

Actually, recent research suggests that putting the lid down only reduces the spread of germs by around 50%. A bit of bleach once a day therefore seems a much better strategy.

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

The haribo ones

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Find quite a few annoying and have to switch over or mute for the duration. Incontinence pads and diaper ones are yuk. Also cannot stand the Xero one with that irritating little man.

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

We Buy Any Car,aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,fook off.

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Gas and Electricity companies advertising on Telly isn't needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All adverts are an annoyance, personally never purchased anything I’ve seen advertised, as if I need anything I’ve researched what’s available then make a decision, nothing based upon a promotion.

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By *lan82Man
7 days ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln

Pepto FUCKING bismol.. what the ACTUAL fuck!?

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By *dstefiMan
7 days ago

Solihull

If Jenny Logan had offered to come round my house and ride me, I'd totally have bought Shake'n'Vac.

I'm utterly immune to most advertising though.

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By *aveh1234Man
7 days ago

Christchurch

The one where they spray various parts of their bodies, especially’ balls ‘.

Bet they wouldn’t say ‘tits’.

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By *dstefiMan
7 days ago

Solihull

The one that really wound me up though: Lawrence Dallaglio in a fucking towel, gurning "Oh yeah, he's winning"

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By *eorge LooneyMan
7 days ago

Wokingham

"A lot of them get right up my nose but the ones I hate and don't understand are the cent and aftershave one. Witch ones don't you like. "

They can advertise them all they like but I’ll never buy a witch.

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