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By *dameliot OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull

Going here for the first time in September. Has anyone been and got any comments please?

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway


"Going here for the first time in September. Has anyone been and got any comments please?"

I’ve not been but you have a marvellous cock.

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By *lan82Man
over a year ago

North Hykeham, Lincoln


"Going here for the first time in September. Has anyone been and got any comments please?

I’ve not been but you have a marvellous cock."

What he said.

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By *liceCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Hatfield

Shithole like Blackpool but with Sun full of d*unken Germans Dutch Russians and British ass holes

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I was there last September for a week. I’m no snob but I was ready to be critical as I thought it a step down having spent the previous ten days in Puerto Banus / Marbella.

I thought it was great. Lively evenings with great bars and places to eat.

Mind you, I made the current girlfriend say we were ‘east of Malaga’ and not in Torremolinos when friends asked.

We will probably go back this September.

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By *lderman4meMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Shithole like Blackpool but with Sun full of d*unken Germans Dutch Russians and British ass holes "

When was the last time you were there? Torremolinos is a great place to go for sun and fun, it's got one of the best sea fronts and classy chirenguitos ( beach bars), fabulous restaurants and a really good gay scene. Lots of money been spent on the area.

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By *lueoscarMan
over a year ago

alfreton/chesterfield

It's got sand it's got surf it's got a sex life, you'll enjoy it.

I haven't been since 1987 it look a bit dated then but so did Benidorm but that has had a bit of money spent on it mostly on the sea front promenade so they've probably done the same in Torremelinos. It's best to go and find out for yourself I'm sure you'll have a great time

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

We stay in the town centre, rather than sea front.

Super close to airport, great bars, super cheap drink, thriving LGBT scene, great value.

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By *tar33Man
over a year ago

North London (outer)

What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted

round in buses, surrounded by sweaty, mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg...

...and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellevueses and Bontinentals with their modern international luxury roomettes and draft Red Barrel and swimming pools...

...full of fat German businessmen

pretending they're acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of

International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel is a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring a tiny emaciated d*go with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse

presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

And adenoidal typists from Birmingham

with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up

hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called

Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted

ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant

with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'It's so greasy here isn't it!' and you get

cornered by some d*unken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily

Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and

then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres.....

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Because it's hot baby as in HOT

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By *uy near ArundelMan
over a year ago

Nr Arundel


"What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted

round in buses, surrounded by sweaty, mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg...

...and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellevueses and Bontinentals with their modern international luxury roomettes and draft Red Barrel and swimming pools...

...full of fat German businessmen

pretending they're acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of

International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel is a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring a tiny emaciated d*go with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse

presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

And adenoidal typists from Birmingham

with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up

hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called

Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted

ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant

with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'It's so greasy here isn't it!' and you get

cornered by some d*unken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily

Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and

then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres....."

Lol

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway


"What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted

round in buses, surrounded by sweaty, mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg...

...and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellevueses and Bontinentals with their modern international luxury roomettes and draft Red Barrel and swimming pools...

...full of fat German businessmen

pretending they're acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of

International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel is a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring a tiny emaciated d*go with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse

presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

And adenoidal typists from Birmingham

with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up

hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called

Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted

ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant

with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'It's so greasy here isn't it!' and you get

cornered by some d*unken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily

Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and

then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres....."

This post is a work of literary wonder. I loved reading it. It’s a poetical diatribe of a post!

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Archway


"What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted

round in buses, surrounded by sweaty, mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg...

...and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellevueses and Bontinentals with their modern international luxury roomettes and draft Red Barrel and swimming pools...

...full of fat German businessmen

pretending they're acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of

International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel is a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring a tiny emaciated d*go with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse

presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

And adenoidal typists from Birmingham

with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up

hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called

Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted

ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant

with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'It's so greasy here isn't it!' and you get

cornered by some d*unken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily

Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and

then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres.....

This post is a work of literary wonder. I loved reading it. It’s a poetical diatribe of a post!"

NO WONDER!

I’ve just googled it and discovered it’s a Monty Python sketch

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By *ondonjeansMan
over a year ago

Russell Square/Euston

I stayed there a couple of nights last year, at the gay hotel Ritual which I found very pleasant and has clothing optional areas. Plus Benalnatura nude beach is not far and has a pleasant vibe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teremesu

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"Shithole like Blackpool but with Sun full of d*unken Germans Dutch Russians and British ass holes

When was the last time you were there? Torremolinos is a great place to go for sun and fun, it's got one of the best sea fronts and classy chirenguitos ( beach bars), fabulous restaurants and a really good gay scene. Lots of money been spent on the area."

I love the place

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East

I'll be there Torremolinos 17-24 January.

Apartment in La Nogalera

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By *uckSub4444TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Norwich

I live just down the road

Guadalmar cruising area is the place to go, very few people know about it unless you are local …. But worth a visit

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By *londebiguyMan
5 weeks ago

near Southport


"I was there last September for a week. I’m no snob but I was ready to be critical as I thought it a step down having spent the previous ten days in Puerto Banus / Marbella.

I thought it was great. Lively evenings with great bars and places to eat.

Mind you, I made the current girlfriend say we were ‘east of Malaga’ and not in Torremolinos when friends asked.

We will probably go back this September."

Puerto Van is is just dire and pretentious.

Hate it .

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By *enardeMan
5 weeks ago

Barnsley

It’s one of my need to go places

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East

The train from Malaga Airport to Torremolinos exits in La Nogalera square, it costs €2 or 3 and only takes about 15 minutes.

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By *inkysoxMan
5 weeks ago

Playa Del Ingles,

What's Torre like in winter?

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"What's Torre like in winter?

"

Like an arsehole in Winter - all shut up!

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East

It's TOO hot in the summer.

They had a bit of a winter heatwave last January, so I'm hoping for more of the same this January.

A bit of Vitamin D by day on the beach, and a bit of my Argentinian twunk in my bed by night.

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By *inkysoxMan
5 weeks ago

Playa Del Ingles,


"What's Torre like in winter?

Like an arsehole in Winter - all shut up! "

Lol,Not like Benidorm then,going next week cant wait!

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bristol East

I'm sure it's better than Skegness in winter

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Winter is better than skegness xxx

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