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By *eg4you OP Man
over a year ago

brstol

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can jelly babies do that men can't? Cum in 5 delicious flavours.

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By *ames TownMan
over a year ago

Bingley

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer . Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a methodist marries a spiritualist, would their kids be methylated spirits?

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By *entlad365Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Walked into the kitchen after hearing my wife screaming. I asked her "what's wrong?"

She replied "I think the toaster is trying to kill me"

"Don't be silly" I said

"You're right what was I thinking" she said smiling

She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. What a morning!

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Q: How can you tell if a man id a regular wanker?

A: He is wearing a wedding ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend told me today ‘I’ve got a new girlfriend but the trouble is that she is sex mad. She wants to make love morning, noon and night, what on earth can I do? I said ‘Marry her’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just stocked my fridge with beers for the Euros, customised for each match....

I've got San Miguel for when Spain are playing because it's Spanish, Beck's for when Germany are playing because it's German and Carling for when England are playing because it's crap!!

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

Bottom: "Why do you always tap your cock on my arse cheeks before fucking me?"

Top: "My mum always said it was rude not to knock before entering"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At about 3-00 AM this morning we heard a noise downstairs, my wife said go down and have a look, I said no chance it could be burglars, she said "When I married you I thought you were brave", I said "That's funny so did all my mates."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just in tescos. They had a special on. He was collecting the trolleys.

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By *eepeter4Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I was just in tescos. They had a special on. He was collecting the trolleys."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bunch of Irish guys arrived at the Olympics with a truck full of wooden posts and barbed wire.

An Olympic official looked at them and said "What do you lot want and why are you here?"

Paddy replied "We're the fencing team"

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

After two well known TV presenters split up it has been reported that:

Eamonn Holmes id Ruthless

& Ruth Langsford is now Holmesless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rishi Sunak

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By *ildwestheroMan
over a year ago

Llandrindod Wells

"Rishi Sunak"

Or an even funnier one:-Keir Starmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But better than any of em... Nigel Farridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on

The suspension is killing me!!

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By *rownriverMan
15 hours ago

horley

My neighbour asked why I was washing the shocks on my car?

I said: "Just a little spring cleaning."

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By *excessMan
6 hours ago

Sleaford

I farted in a lift, which is wrong on so many levels!

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By *rownriverMan
3 hours ago

horley

My GF threw my phone across the room, luckily I had it in Airplane mode so it was fine

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