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By *an.male OP   Man
49 weeks ago

glossop

Let’s have a bit of a giggle as to where meets went completely wrong.

Mine happened a few years back. A Middle Eastern chap came over and I was warming him up by sucking his cock. Sadly he was insisting on trying to throat fuck me. I hate that, I honestly do and asked him not to but after about a minute he was at it again. I was starting to get a bit pissed off after asking him a second time to stop and him carrying on when he gave a thrust and the next thing I know I’m puking on his cock.

I run down the landing to the bathroom, desperately trying to hold it in but it’s spraying out through my fingers onto the walls and the carpet. Finally I get to the toilet and as I’m busy throwing up, the guy comes in STILL wanting me to continue sucking him off!! I had my head down the bowl and I could feel his cock poking me in the head!!

I was stunned for a moment with his inability to read the room and said (between retching) that nothing was going to happen now except me clean myself off and then the rest of the mess. He vainly pleaded for a moment before shrugging and wanking off into the toilet once I had sat back from it.

The ignorance of the guy was just astounding.

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By *ature boyMan
49 weeks ago

Erdington

OMG. I met a guy once, who literaly jumped on me on bed and was so rough and fast it just ruined the whole meet. We agreed it was never gonna work, i was glad to get out of there

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By *ralking12399Man
49 weeks ago

Wallsend

Mine was my first ever

Meet ,, got there the flat was absolutely stinking of cats pee and tobacco,, made me excuses and left very quickly

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By *haredShowerMan
49 weeks ago

en9 waltham abbey

No horror stories from me, just a few not worth bothering with. The theme is bottoms...I don't like the self restriction of gay labels.

"I don't get hard, I'm a bottom"

"I don't cum, I'm a bottom"

"I'm a bottom, but my arse is sore and out of action"

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By *hub-bottom47Man
49 weeks ago

Tooting Bec

In Edinburgh, met an older guy in bar, a few drinks and chat and went back to his.. I sat in lounge while he disappeared to bedroom. He was gone about 10mins and Barry re-appeared but as Barbara.... He could see the shock in my face, I made my apologies and quickly left ....

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By *uchapervert3Man
49 weeks ago

Pencoed

Arranged a meet but made the never to be repeated mistake of not getting a face pic.

Turned up at his, walking up the path when he opens the door - black teeth !

Spun on my heel and walked away without a word.

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By *andoverMan
49 weeks ago

Worksop

Older guy wanted a meet. After a load of nagging over many weeks I have in, as long as he didn’t dress as a she. Got to the house. Absolute shithole. Went upstairs, he tries devouring me like he’s not had a meal for a week. Then he takes out his teeth ready for a bj. Knock on the front door. It’s his daughter. She always pops round about this time FFS. I’m stuck in bedroom alone for 20 minutes til he’s had a brew with her and it’s safe for me to get out. Dreadful,

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By *aster CaneMan
49 weeks ago

bridgemary Gosport

Mine was understable but disappointing.

A guy asked for a spanking and I agreed. He knocked the door and came in then I lead him upstairs to my playroom. As soon as he saw the spanking bench he turned white and fled. He managed to get past knocking the door but then reality struck and he couldn't go through with his fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Mine I went round to this guys house for a three way and on texts he was all talk but in person he was so effeminate and was 6 stone heavier than his pictures

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By *ootsloverTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Tetbury

Chain smoker, didn't realise till the 3rd cigarette and trex for lube.

Didn't hang around had to throw my wig away as I could not shift the smell of smoke, outfit had to be washed twice.

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By *-swallow-itMan
49 weeks ago

Gosport

Arranged to meet a guy outdoors, said he was a none smoker but was clearly puffing on a cigarette as he approached, I quickly got in my car and drove out, I hate smoky breath and will not meet smokers

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By *heffbagMan
49 weeks ago

Rotherham

Met guy at his on his bed and he must have over douched or lubed as shit was literally pouring out of him .

Stupid twat wanted me to carry on! Needless to say I was out of house inside 30 seconds

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By *heff24Man
49 weeks ago

Sheffield

Only the one where the guy who turned up looked nothing like any of his pics and couldn't put into practice what he was preaching!

And he bolted once he blew his load.

Most disappointing 90 seconds of my life!

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By *iffPaffPoffMan
49 weeks ago

Surbiton

Been flirting for a while, he was in shape and muscular. I’m a big bear. Mutual attraction, we decided because he lived a bit further out to get a hotel together and go halves.

Lovely guy, we went for a walk and a bite to eat, went back to the hotel to fool around. He had an unusually small mouth and it wasn’t a great fit (very toothy) every time I mentioned it he just kept telling me I liked it.

Sex was ok, then the next morning he had to leave early to get back for work, so I walked him to his car and then went back to bed until check closer to check out.

Got up to pee and found that he had shit all over the towels and just dumped them on the floor.

Also he didn’t pay his half of the hotel.

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By *aul DarlingMan
49 weeks ago

Hove

Was with a Moslem guy once no problem.Fucked my mouth n ass I had a delicious pair of knickers on.We were in my flat he'd come in my mouth I'd swallowed.I went to get a drink of whiskey he firbid mo not to as it was forbidden.FFS he'd been in every hole in my body lolol.

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By *itom87Man
49 weeks ago

Wigan

Mine, pulled his skin back n found it, yeh Ur right a bloody cheesy cock, lost the moment my hard on dropped so I left

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By *lown69Man
49 weeks ago

bedford


"Let’s have a bit of a giggle as to where meets went completely wrong.

Mine happened a few years back. A Middle Eastern chap came over and I was warming him up by sucking his cock. Sadly he was insisting on trying to throat fuck me. I hate that, I honestly do and asked him not to but after about a minute he was at it again. I was starting to get a bit pissed off after asking him a second time to stop and him carrying on when he gave a thrust and the next thing I know I’m puking on his cock.

I run down the landing to the bathroom, desperately trying to hold it in but it’s spraying out through my fingers onto the walls and the carpet. Finally I get to the toilet and as I’m busy throwing up, the guy comes in STILL wanting me to continue sucking him off!! I had my head down the bowl and I could feel his cock poking me in the head!!

I was stunned for a moment with his inability to read the room and said (between retching) that nothing was going to happen now except me clean myself off and then the rest of the mess. He vainly pleaded for a moment before shrugging and wanking off into the toilet once I had sat back from it.

The ignorance of the guy was just astounding. "

You see so much literature about the oppression of Muslim women, if he treats you this way then imagine what his wife has to put up with!

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By *ooby01Man
49 weeks ago

Glencoe

One horrible meet.

Described himself as average body large cook, got to his place, an absolute shit hole of a place, went into bathroom... disgusting! He was waiting lying on the bed .. grossly overweight and not much of a cock visible under all the body fat, made an excuse and couldn't get out fast enough.

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By *ikeC2012Man
49 weeks ago

Peterborough

Black teeth. You were lucky. My worst meet had no front teeth at all, just the incisors on the top row.

I made my excuses....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Worst for me was a guy that had been messaging me all day, really wanted to meet up, wasn’t really my type, I’d been on local runs in the truck all and finally parked up for the night, he messaged again and I reluctantly agreed, said he would be an hour, turned 2 hours later, he gets in and we do whatever, after about 15-20 mins he starts slurring his words, I asked if he was d*unk and he said he had a couple on the way to me, I couldn’t smell beer when he turned up, turns out, he had done a bottle of vodka whilst driving to me, I told him to get out of the truck and he refused, said he wanted to sleep, 45 mins it took for me to get him out of the truck, put him in his car where he promptly fell asleep, I took his keys off of him and chucked them under his car, I went to bed, woke up next morning to him standing outside the truck, he apologised and asked told him his keys were under car

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By *illingsub43Man
49 weeks ago

cumbernauld

After a few messages guy asked if he could come over, gave address and he said 15 minutes, 15 minutes passed and he pulled up outside and sat for a couple of minutes before driving off, he messaged to say nerves got the better of him and thought ok no big deal, 10 minutes later he messaged again to say could he come back reluctantly agreed,

He arrived back and this time came in, profile said 60 but clearly 10+ years older than this, couldn’t look me in the eye, wouldn’t kiss, barely spoke, pulled down his trousers then declared it was a mistake and took off,

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By *aul DarlingMan
49 weeks ago

Hove

Big fat minger in Glasgow.

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By *heerloverMan
49 weeks ago

hayling island

The worst I had was when I was about 25 and he was in his mid 60s

I turned up at his while his wife was out then we went to the bedroom and he pulled his cock out which didn’t smell at all clean and my worst fears where realised when he pulled his foreskin back

I got up and left straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"In Edinburgh, met an older guy in bar, a few drinks and chat and went back to his.. I sat in lounge while he disappeared to bedroom. He was gone about 10mins and Barry re-appeared but as Barbara.... He could see the shock in my face, I made my apologies and quickly left .... "
I met this guy in a bar in Edinburgh.

It's called the Windsor, he said like Barbara, I thought he meant,anyway bit miscommunication one thing led to another lol

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By *herover0512Man
49 weeks ago

Southampton

Worst meet I had was at a young guys flat. Soo. As I entered the stink hit me,he led me to his front room. Mess everywhere started to complain about how the council wasnot prepared to rehouse him as his place was falling apart! I thought to myself,you ungrateful skank,and as he started to pull his pants down I left.

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By *500Man
49 weeks ago

London


"Mine, pulled his skin back n found it, yeh Ur right a bloody cheesy cock, lost the moment my hard on dropped so I left "

next time have some Jacob's cream crackers on you lol happened to me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I arranged a meet with an early morning meet.i was working near his place.when i got to his,he had a garage business on the side of the house.alarm bells should started then as it looked really grubby place.went to the house and knocked,he opened the door and the stink was horrendous.he had 3 dogs and they had shit all over the house.he was just as smelly.made my excuses and literally run up the path.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
49 weeks ago

Birmingham B15

Met a (much) older guy once at his retirement village.

The meet itself was a bit awkward but not too terrible. He couldn't stay hard though, and he wasn't my type.

In the hour or so between me leaving and getting home, he had messaged half a dozen times saying how great it was to meet me, asking to meet again, criticising me for not responding, throwing a tantrum that I wasn't online, calling me a timewaster, and then blocking me

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I met a fella a few years ago at a cruising spot on top of Portsdown Hill. He got out of Audi TT silver, smart suit in mid 30’s. We went into trees, he took out his hard dick and pulled back his foreskin!

The smell of pee nearly made me vomit and then the knob cheese!

Didn’t look like he’d washed his dick for weeks!

Then got funny when I said I wouldn’t wank him off never mind give him a blow job!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Mine, pulled his skin back n found it, yeh Ur right a bloody cheesy cock, lost the moment my hard on dropped so I left "

That is why I’m delighted to find a nice circumcised cock in his trousers, no nasty pee smell or knob cheese!

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By *hub-bottom47Man
49 weeks ago

Tooting Bec


"In Edinburgh, met an older guy in bar, a few drinks and chat and went back to his.. I sat in lounge while he disappeared to bedroom. He was gone about 10mins and Barry re-appeared but as Barbara.... He could see the shock in my face, I made my apologies and quickly left .... I met this guy in a bar in Edinburgh.

It's called the Windsor, he said like Barbara, I thought he meant,anyway bit miscommunication one thing led to another lol "

So you met Barry / Barbara as well.....?? I met him in New Town bar...

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By *acingfanMan
49 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I had a guy that I met for a pint and he disappeared when I went to the loo. I texted him and he apologised saying that we weren't compatible and he didn't know how to say it. Although he was articulate! A couple of years later he winked at me on another site and I treated myself to a cunning and spectacular revenge. No parties were maimed or physically injured.

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By *kvanmanMan
49 weeks ago

andover

I've had so many I could write a book sadly

One that popped to mind the other day was a young lad wanting me to come to his so he could fuck me

He wanted to awnser the door naked

Well that was the first let down his cock,it wasn't like his picture let's go up to bed he said as I walk through the hall their was a tray full of cat shit as I got to the top of the stairs the smell consumes me I am literally puking it's that bad I ran from his house

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By *atmandoMan
49 weeks ago

Gateshead

Years ago I met a lad off another site. Got there and he was naked but looked nothing like his profile, was just skin and bone. The place place stunk of cigarett smoke as he sat there smoking said he didn't smoke... He had a lovely big cock on him but when he opened his mouth his teeth (for what he had left) were yellow and rotten. We sat and chatted for 10 mins before I said I really didn't fancy him. I sharp left. Worse one ever I think.

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By *atmandoMan
49 weeks ago

Gateshead


"I had a guy that I met for a pint and he disappeared when I went to the loo. I texted him and he apologised saying that we weren't compatible and he didn't know how to say it. Although he was articulate! A couple of years later he winked at me on another site and I treated myself to a cunning and spectacular revenge. No parties were maimed or physically injured. "

Haway please continue.

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By *ade60Man
49 weeks ago

Workington

Arranged a meet with one guy for the following day. We were chatting and i told him what i would do to him. He said that he was leaking so much pre-cum and was so turned on could i come round now.

I said i'd be there in 15 mins (he lived close)

He opened the door and said, 'Sorry, i've changed my mind.'

Now, either i'm a beast who can sicken people at the mere sight of me, or he was wasting my time.

Thing is, he had a few good verifications, so...I'm off to live under my bridge and pull young guys down to my lair!

Okay, so maybe that wasn't as bad as some 'bad meets', but it's the worst one i've had. All the rest have been great.

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By *ade60Man
49 weeks ago

Workington

Oh,forgot to add the guy was only a few years younger than me and was no Mr.Olympus/Brad Pitt himself...he blocked me before i could message and ask,'Why?'

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By *londebiguyMan
49 weeks ago

near Southport

I had been messaging a guy years ago on an old days popular site.

Seemed pleasant and sent me pics no problem.

35 and pretty fit . All good.

He arrived and looked nothing like the pics.

Very definitely 40 years or so older and a Bruce Forsyth lookalike.

Very awkward as he was at my door.

I apologised and as politely as I could that I did not think it would work.

He replied that he was here now so he might as well come in and try.

Then I had to actually say that youvd lied about your age badly and sent someone elses photos.

He was really bolshy.

Awkward

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By *toreman12Man
49 weeks ago

Leicester

My first was a older guy in North Nottinghamshire we exchanged pleasantries at the door and kissed and stripped off aimed for the bed when he announced that he was on blood pressure meds and that he couldn't get an erection ....he promptly got dressed and said I could finish off on my own and then leave .....I felt truly let down !

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By *acingfanMan
49 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"I had a guy that I met for a pint and he disappeared when I went to the loo. I texted him and he apologised saying that we weren't compatible and he didn't know how to say it. Although he was articulate! A couple of years later he winked at me on another site and I treated myself to a cunning and spectacular revenge. No parties were maimed or physically injured.

Haway please continue. "

It was too evil.

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

So many! Travelled 30 miles to an address he had given me. Invited me in, said "Which one are you?" and then asked for his money "before the others get here". Was clearly off his face on something. Hadn't agreed to pay for it, nor had I agreed to a group with guys I didn't know. 'Went back to the car for the cash' and left.

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By *eff1961Man
49 weeks ago

Gosport

Met a guy had told him I like being in chastity he said ok so we met I started to suck his cock just as he started to cum in my mouth he started demanding I take my cage off I couldn't as didn't have key my gf always kept it so he grabbed cage n Tri to rip it off it hurt like crazy told him to leave before I called police hurt for days aftef

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By *wansmickMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast

Jesus some horrendous meets FFS. I've nothing that bad thank God

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By *eltonbibttmMan
48 weeks ago

Pelton

Worst meet ever was a guy off here. Met him in my lorry while parked up in Scotland. Came to the cab, kissing him tasted like nothing before, and not in a good way, he then produced a bag of white powder and said it helped him get hard, which it didn't. After 10 minutes of him trying to get it up we agreed it wasn't gonna happen and he left. Never again.

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By *ehachMan
48 weeks ago

maidstone

My worst meet actually had a great twist to it.i was in my early twenties and had just split from girlfriend and lived alone in my flat…had met a few older btm guys that liked younger str8 guys on gay phone app…after a few successful meets I invited guy late40s/50s to my place after night out…on arrival he looked nothing like description but tried to get past that but the disappointment just grew as he made me feel uneasy and was just being creepy…so was asked to leave…fast forward a few months and met another older guy id met before who was amazing at giving me pleasure and extremely huge cock that was hot watch him play with…anyway after some fun he asked if I would be interested in 3some with cd he knows?? After he finally convinced me he sent the text and after getting dressed again and few drinks the door knocked and he answered it…they walked in my lounge and the company looked amazing…stockings tiny tight skirt…I was impressed until we made eye contact…it was the guy that I’d asked to leave!!!! I’m all about 2nd chances and she certainly didn’t disappoint lol

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Met a guy a few years ago in Haydock, seemed OK at first but got a bit rough. I'm into a bit of rough sex and I enjoy being dominated.

However, he started slapping me on my face and being a bit to pushy, even threatening not to let me leave.

Left me feeling very uncomfortable.

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By *ow22Man
48 weeks ago

Pwllheli


"Mine was my first ever

Meet ,, got there the flat was absolutely stinking of cats pee and tobacco,, made me excuses and left very quickly "

Similar to mine but wasn't first ever meet - shame though as he was so cute

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By *anw33Man
48 weeks ago

liverpool

Posted about this before, but will again; it's entirely true.

Got a message from a much younger guy and ended up going to his flat. He was good looking, athletic and was hung. He apologised for a pile of clothes in the corner of his over-warm bedroom, he said he was sorting washing, I suspect it was his 'floordrobe.' I was on all fours facing the clothed taking a real pounding. I noticed movement in the clothing and told him, he assured me it was nothing to worry about, it was just his pet python ( an actual python, not a bad pun)that he let out of it's tank in the room. I'm stupidly scared of snakes. Clothes grabbed and out of there in about 3 seconds, i dressed by the front door as I left. I messaged him later to apologise. He offered to meet elsewhere, quickly accepted, and boy he was a good fuck.

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By *imworkMan
42 weeks ago

Kettering

Had been chatting to a guy, beefy, muscular just how I like them. Arrived took him upstairs. We stripped he wouldn't kiss (odd). Anyway started sucking him, nice cock. He got into 69 put his arms under me & squeezed. Suddenly pain shot through me with a pop. He'd broke my rib. I rolled off the bed holding my side In agony. He asked was I gonna suck him off (omfg) no I said I'm in pain. He wanked himself off & left.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

The guy whose filthy unwashed cock I could smell across the room the moment he took his (skidmark filled, as I noticed) underwear off.

The guy who once invited back to mine took that as carte blanche to just turn up out of the blue at random times, stand across the road watching the house, again at random times, and whom I would inexplicably keep "bumping into" when I was out and about. Being stalked isn't much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"The guy whose filthy unwashed cock I could smell across the room the moment he took his (skidmark filled, as I noticed) underwear off."

Gross!

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By *issy SiMan
42 weeks ago

Horsham


"Let’s have a bit of a giggle as to where meets went completely wrong.

Mine happened a few years back. A Middle Eastern chap came over and I was warming him up by sucking his cock. Sadly he was insisting on trying to throat fuck me. I hate that, I honestly do and asked him not to but after about a minute he was at it again. I was starting to get a bit pissed off after asking him a second time to stop and him carrying on when he gave a thrust and the next thing I know I’m puking on his cock.

I run down the landing to the bathroom, desperately trying to hold it in but it’s spraying out through my fingers onto the walls and the carpet. Finally I get to the toilet and as I’m busy throwing up, the guy comes in STILL wanting me to continue sucking him off!! I had my head down the bowl and I could feel his cock poking me in the head!!

I was stunned for a moment with his inability to read the room and said (between retching) that nothing was going to happen now except me clean myself off and then the rest of the mess. He vainly pleaded for a moment before shrugging and wanking off into the toilet once I had sat back from it.

The ignorance of the guy was just astounding. "

T

Yet according to your profile you want to be treated like an object and ch*oked.... I love men using me like that

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By *ddie197Man
42 weeks ago

Preston

Guy messaged me asking if I'd like to suck him off. Of course I would!

I arrived, he let me in, I followed him into the lounge, then he turned round, looked me up and down, and then said he'd changed his mind and told me to leave.

I was annoyed at the time although it now seems funny.

Fortunately it's only happened the once, so I guess I'm not horrendously ugly.

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By *iExCuckMan
42 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Been to many meets where the guy is nothing like his pictures or his Stats on his profile. I mostly say I've just had a text and can't stay. The last guy came to my place and I thought fuck so lay on my back on the foot table ready for him to lift my legs up and fuck me. Instead he tried to put his hairy ass on my face. Told him no thanks and suggested another time maybe. His profile showed he was hairy but all shaved below.

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42 weeks ago

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By *ubbiladMan
42 weeks ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A fella came round looked nothing like his face or cock pic I had been fantasising kissing him to death and sucking his cock for ages what a let down like a fool I still let him in couldn't wank and suck him fast enough so he would leave never again

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By *i-swingerMan
42 weeks ago

Near Mildenhall


"Let’s have a bit of a giggle as to where meets went completely wrong.

Mine happened a few years back. A Middle Eastern chap came over and I was warming him up by sucking his cock. Sadly he was insisting on trying to throat fuck me. I hate that, I honestly do and asked him not to but after about a minute he was at it again. I was starting to get a bit pissed off after asking him a second time to stop and him carrying on when he gave a thrust and the next thing I know I’m puking on his cock.

I run down the landing to the bathroom, desperately trying to hold it in but it’s spraying out through my fingers onto the walls and the carpet. Finally I get to the toilet and as I’m busy throwing up, the guy comes in STILL wanting me to continue sucking him off!! I had my head down the bowl and I could feel his cock poking me in the head!!

I was stunned for a moment with his inability to read the room and said (between retching) that nothing was going to happen now except me clean myself off and then the rest of the mess. He vainly pleaded for a moment before shrugging and wanking off into the toilet once I had sat back from it.

The ignorance of the guy was just astounding.

You see so much literature about the oppression of Muslim women, if he treats you this way then imagine what his wife has to put up with!"

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Met a guy in the woods nice while sucking then he flipped basically had too scream and 2 guys pulled him off me

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By *laingreedyMan
42 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Wish I lived closer 😉

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By *hy-GuyMan
42 weeks ago

Glossop

Mine was a much older bloke. Nothing against older blokes but he was skinny with a beer belly and nothing like his pictures, just had to say it wasn't happening. Felt a bit bad as he'd come a fair way, but it's false advertising so his own fault.

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By *ub bottom 56Man
42 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Had a guy pick me up and went back to his place, 69 on the bed his cock was as soft as a slug , found out after hed been sniffing drugs a few hours earlier and that's why he couldn't get a hard on , very disappointed not to have a nice hard cock and some cum to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

My very first meet on here!

Said he didn't drink or smoke - there was alcohol and ash trays everywhere. I told him no anal, and that's the first thing he tried! I left straight away and didn't look back

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By *wantcockMan
42 weeks ago

norwich

Wow fuckin hell I thought I had I bad had a few kat fish but ..also not into gagging na uhh rather enjoy the lollycock

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By *aul DarlingMan
42 weeks ago

Hove

Was being fucked by a Moslem guy.I'd sucjed him then he had me squat on his cock we had a delicious fuck.Came up me and I went ant get ys both whiskey I went to light a fag and he objected to me smoking.So he could d*unk whiskey fuck my mouth and body but I could not smoke.Let's just say he never got round two.🤣🤣🤣

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By *oungotter31Man
42 weeks ago

Nr Shrewsbury

Guy picked me up in his car and locked the doors and told me I couldn't leave until I made him cum. It was my first ever meet.

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By *eavitreeAnonMan
42 weeks ago

Heavitree, Exeter

I met a guy for a discreet outdoor BJ. Meet started weird by him insisting we go to the deepest, darkest corner of where we were meeting.

Tried to shrug it off. Started sucking his cock.

Literally five seconds after I began he full on open hand slapped me in the face. It wasn't a playful or kinky slap, he proper belted me.

I immediately got up and started walking away, and he began chasing after me whilst hurling abuse, shouting about sucking dick and this and that so loud that you could've heard him for miles around.

Fortunately he didn't catch up to me as he still had his jeans around his ankles.

Honestly, some people. I can understand you trying a few gentle kinks on someone without their explicit consent, but actually beating someone who specifically said they're not into violent kinks and then expecting them to carry on? Madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Met a guy once and he stays in a huge really expensive house.We go to the bedroom and start kissing etc and I go down on him and I can honestly say i have never smelt or tasted anything as disgusting as this in my entire life I almost threw up it was so bad.I lasted about 5seconds and had to stop the smell was sooo bad.In my opinion if your meeting someone then it doesn't take much to clean yourself Needless to say I made my excuses and left and never met him again.yuck ill never forget it

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By *ountyGuy18Man
42 weeks ago

Leicester Groby Road

Mine was a repeat meet with a lad I’d had a meet with at my place.

The meet at mine went okay and we had fun and he left.

A couple of weeks later he messaged and asked if wanted to meet again at his.

As first meet had gone okay I said yes and after he’d messaged to say he’d showered etc and was ready I made my way to his flat.

Got there and he let me in and as made way to living room the hall had dirty clothes and pieces of paper on the floor, looked in kitchen as past and it was piled high with dirty pots and rubbish.

The living room was no better, with piles of clothes everywhere. Then while I was watching he did a line of ****!

Before I could make an excuse he was down between my legs and getting my cock out.

Then he led me to his bedroom which was just as messy with clothes, pots etc., and a bed that didn’t look like it had been changed in several weeks.

He lay on the bed and instantly fell asleep.

I got my things and left very quickly.

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By *andyrodMan
42 weeks ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe


"In Edinburgh, met an older guy in bar, a few drinks and chat and went back to his.. I sat in lounge while he disappeared to bedroom. He was gone about 10mins and Barry re-appeared but as Barbara.... He could see the shock in my face, I made my apologies and quickly left .... "

That might have been ok as long as he wasn't Les Dawson in lipstick

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By *lasbiMan
42 weeks ago

WH

I’ve been pretty lucky I think.

The only “bad” meet I can think of, the actual meet was fine. I was on holiday in China and on Grndr I got chatting to a German tourist who invited me round to his and he topped me- very good. I thought I was just making polite conversation before going on my way, satisfied.

However, a week later he was messaging me asking me to move to Germany to be with him. Apparently I “had been reluctant to leave the hotel room” and that showed that our connection was deep and that I feel the same way as he does.

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By *terag5581Man
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Group meet Glasgow, wee older guy , beard , Brought BO and bad breath to a new level

Another guy said he was hung . Arrived and there was barely 3 inches and he wasn't a grower

More recently hunky guy, decent cock but so nervous that his girlfriend would turn up , just put be completely off

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By *mbatmanMan
42 weeks ago

west end, southampton

A guy that had a fake account with fake pics and fake paid for verifications. Claimed he was 41. Opened my door to a guy well into his 70’s. When i questioned him on it he said he preys on young first timers (which i was) as 9 times out of 10 they are too scared and nervous so just go a long with the meet.

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By *igcockjohnnyMan
42 weeks ago

leicester

My worst is a bit of a strange one as the meet was good it was just the guys behaviour afterwards.

Met the guy and had a great time and so did he. Afterwards he messaged all the guys on my verifications to warn them off me and reported my photos etc . He denied it but the other guys had screenshots of the messages etc.

He asked to meet again after all this hassle…… urm, no thanks. Stalker alert!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"No horror stories from me, just a few not worth bothering with. The theme is bottoms...I don't like the self restriction of gay labels.

"I don't get hard, I'm a bottom"

"I don't cum, I'm a bottom"

"I'm a bottom, but my arse is sore and out of action"

"

Funny I could say the same for tops.

"Am so horny" proceeds to do nothing.

"Let's fuck then" proceeds to block

"Your out of my league" proceeds to get lower standards.

But eh oh. It's all about ... Um....

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By *iguy650Man
42 weeks ago

newport

Worst one was when I was using a vibrator on a guy, and he was really enjoying it.

I pulled it out, and it was absolutely covered in shit. Luckily I had kept it in a plastic bag, which was still down at the side of the bed, so at least I could put it down on something.

He didnt see it, and asked if I wanted to fuck him bareback - I had to say no, the vibrator came out a little mucky.

He was very apologetic and cleaned it up himself.

I know accidents can happen, but I couldnt ever meet him again.

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Heathrow

Probably meeting another t girl at her place it was a bit of a drive just find indoors boring guys that are into outdoor will know what I mean

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By *hyna HutchMan
42 weeks ago

valleys

Guy followed me out of toilets, around shops, come on, I know you want fun ...

followed me to car, followed me in his car .. fuck .. I can't go home ...

Had to do my best Jason Bourne driving to shake the cunt off.

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
42 weeks ago

walsingham

Met an absolute, drop dead gorgeous hunk in a club and agreed to go back for a threesome with his flatmate. Got there and was told to go to flatmates room. Obese guy in a hospital bed and two growling Alsatian dogs either side. He wanted a BJ and when I backed away he said the dogs wanted me to make him happy. Trapped and terrified I just burst into tears and he let me go. Been terrified of dogs ever since

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By *ementedwittererMan
42 weeks ago

Whitburn

He sent someone else's body pics. Someone else's dick pics. Me being in a forgiving mood I decide to give it a go anyway. And he cums in my mouth after 2 seconds. I was not a happy bunny.

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By *erfieMan
42 weeks ago

mansfield woodhouse

On another site arranged to meet a tv at his in derby (a 30 min drive). It appeared to be sheltered accommodation door opened ,entered and guy wearing just a nightie .

Went into living room no space at all on the carpet due to the heaps of trash .quickly fucked his mouth and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Met an old dancer but no pics. He was describing himself as fit and handsome. When I got there he was like a pot bellied pig and not very handsome. He asked for a massage and when he stripped he had the smekliest arse crack ever. I just said fuck this I'm off lol

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By *rookeTVTV/TS
42 weeks ago

Linwood

met a TV who looked amazing but when I arrived the pics were 30 years ago! Still let him fuck me though lol x

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By *icuriosleedsMan
42 weeks ago

Leeds

Met a guy he was huge I didn't fancy him but was scared to say no so just let him do what he wanted then left

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By *orchlightMan
42 weeks ago

Chippenham

The stories on this thread just reinforces my insistence on an innocent, public f2f meet as an initial contact.

Saves a lot of time and hassle in the long run.

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By *dambi00Man
42 weeks ago

Leicester

Older guy from here was being too rough and slapped me, we didn’t agree to any of that and I slapped him back

Some of the guys in saunas who constantly touch you even when you say “no thanks”

But other than that, all my meets have been really good

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"The stories on this thread just reinforces my insistence on an innocent, public f2f meet as an initial contact.

Saves a lot of time and hassle in the long run."

I concur

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By *iguy650Man
42 weeks ago

newport


"Guy followed me out of toilets, around shops, come on, I know you want fun ...

followed me to car, followed me in his car .. fuck .. I can't go home ...

Had to do my best Jason Bourne driving to shake the cunt off. "

That is a bit scary!

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By *hyna HutchMan
42 weeks ago

valleys


"Guy followed me out of toilets, around shops, come on, I know you want fun ...

followed me to car, followed me in his car .. fuck .. I can't go home ...

Had to do my best Jason Bourne driving to shake the cunt off.

That is a bit scary!"

I didn't feel in physical danger but I had visions of him hanging around my house, knocking the door, going to my local and being an early stalker, obsessive.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I turned up for a meet after chatting to a guy for a while, and got to the door and seen him and thought, fuck that's not the guy in pics I was sent , I said to him thanks but no thanks you look nothing like your pics and far older, he said look I only want to watch you fuck my wife, so I though oh this has turned out to be a bit better lol. So I walked into the house and he said she's waiting upstairs naked on the bed. He said get naked in hall then go in and fuck her. So I stripped of and opened bedroom door and there she was lying tied to bed, but absolutely rotten looking, u could smell her pussy instantly I nearly boked, hair around it like I have never seen as much before. Massive tits but hanging around her sides and honestly couldn't tell what age she was but she was terrible looking. I again said thanks for the offer but I need to go. Here's the best bit..... they both said thanks for wasting our time lol cheeky fuckers

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By *hyna HutchMan
42 weeks ago

valleys

I'm eating soup here. Bad decision.

Fuck ... some of these tales are grim !!

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By *terag5581Man
42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I turned up for a meet after chatting to a guy for a while, and got to the door and seen him and thought, fuck that's not the guy in pics I was sent , I said to him thanks but no thanks you look nothing like your pics and far older, he said look I only want to watch you fuck my wife, so I though oh this has turned out to be a bit better lol. So I walked into the house and he said she's waiting upstairs naked on the bed. He said get naked in hall then go in and fuck her. So I stripped of and opened bedroom door and there she was lying tied to bed, but absolutely rotten looking, u could smell her pussy instantly I nearly boked, hair around it like I have never seen as much before. Massive tits but hanging around her sides and honestly couldn't tell what age she was but she was terrible looking. I again said thanks for the offer but I need to go. Here's the best bit..... they both said thanks for wasting our time lol cheeky fuckers "

Pmsl

This isn't a worst meet its a scene out of a horror movie!

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By *ustOneBearMan
42 weeks ago

Neath

People writing about bad meets

“ it was horrible, but I had sex anyway”

That’s why so many men mis represent themselves as it’s clear they’ll get away with it.

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By *limguy_bottomMan
42 weeks ago

All over

Met a heavy set guy in Dublin. Went back to his and he stripped off and started using an American Porn accent. “Oh ya suck my cack” etc. suddenly he flipped over and told me to rim him. His asshole was greasy and there was a sizeable skid mark on his cheeks. I was stunned and rather embarrassed I pointed it out to him. Without skipping a beat he reached into the bedside locker and handed me a packet of wet wipes.

I got dressed in silence and left.

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By *hunkysmallsMan
42 weeks ago

welwyn gerden city

The 1st ever guy I met turned up straight from work . When I went to suck him his cock wasn't clean . I offered him a shower as I wasn't into that and he got real aggressive. He tried to force me but I'm a not having that . Ended with him bleeding and exiting my flat with the quickness . .

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By *hyna HutchMan
42 weeks ago

valleys


"People writing about bad meets

“ it was horrible, but I had sex anyway”

That’s why so many men mis represent themselves as it’s clear they’ll get away with it.

"

100%

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By *aughtyCDpair!Couple (MM)
42 weeks ago

Bracknell

I was new to fabguys, had a couple of out door meets that went well, started to chat to a guy, sounded interesting things we were going to do each other etc, he had his own place and invited me over one afternoon, thought ok sounds fun, I rang the door bell this guy answered the door, omg looked like he hasent showered in a month, he invited me in, took me upstairs via the front room, the front room was a pit, got into the bedroom stripped me naked and told me to put a football shirt on, as I put it on he stripped naked got on all fours and his hairy arse stank, I took the shirt off he gave me, got dressed and left with him shouting abuse and calling me a time waster....

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago


"I turned up for a meet after chatting to a guy for a while, and got to the door and seen him and thought, fuck that's not the guy in pics I was sent , I said to him thanks but no thanks you look nothing like your pics and far older, he said look I only want to watch you fuck my wife, so I though oh this has turned out to be a bit better lol. So I walked into the house and he said she's waiting upstairs naked on the bed. He said get naked in hall then go in and fuck her. So I stripped of and opened bedroom door and there she was lying tied to bed, but absolutely rotten looking, u could smell her pussy instantly I nearly boked, hair around it like I have never seen as much before. Massive tits but hanging around her sides and honestly couldn't tell what age she was but she was terrible looking. I again said thanks for the offer but I need to go. Here's the best bit..... they both said thanks for wasting our time lol cheeky fuckers

Pmsl

This isn't a worst meet its a scene out of a horror movie!"

I actually laughed afterwards lol

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By *hepstowtopMan
42 weeks ago

Chepstow

No horror stories here as such, but did a 'blind meet' with a gay couple who described themselves as 'chubby' when they really should've described themselves as 'obese'.

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By *udgepackMan
42 weeks ago

Cardiff bay


"People writing about bad meets

“ it was horrible, but I had sex anyway”

That’s why so many men mis represent themselves as it’s clear they’ll get away with it.

"

Yes! I said as much to a friend the other night when discussing guys who post out of date/misleading pics. We assumed there must be a fair few who meet them and think "well it's not what I was expecting but he's/I'm here now" etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Arranged a meet with a bi guy from Manchester for me and my then gf, he turned up several hours later looking nothing like his profile pic, weighing in at a minimum 22st and wearing a pair of sequinned budgie smugglers, she took one look and dissapered upstairs and I had the unenviable task of getting rid, I told him it wasn't happening and he burst into tears but thankfully left without further ado....lucky escape for us both me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Arranged a meet some yrs back now , he turned up looking light a rabbit in the headlights. Still i did my best to relax the chap , fumble and a wank and a suck , untill it was his turn . I layed on the rug in my very sexy lace and he said cant do it and left cvnt xx

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By *enmatMan
2 days ago

london

Just home from mine x was d out of his brain x he had a hoodie on that he refused to take off and all intimate contact had to be done with a scarf over our eyes x had a tiny cock and I was glad to get out of there x .....after I cumin his mouth lol x

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By *S74Man
1 day ago

bury


"The stories on this thread just reinforces my insistence on an innocent, public f2f meet as an initial contact.

Saves a lot of time and hassle in the long run."

Agreed- when I was on all the vanilla apps for straight dating this was my golden rule after a crazy girl.

When I was once running late and broke it that date turned into the stuff of cringe. I had to tell the barstaff i was asking for Angela to escape lol

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By *onnyd26Man
1 day ago

Mitcham

I've been really lucky and haven't really had any bad experiences, I've had meets i shouldn't have arranged in the first place, I just enjoyed them the least out off all my meets, I know some of us haven't been so lucky.

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By *athman45Man
1 day ago

bath

I’ve had plenty of great meets over the year, one that stuck in my head, arranged to meet a guy and his dad dropped him off

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By *arcusUK2Man
24 hours ago

Winchester


"I’ve had plenty of great meets over the year, one that stuck in my head, arranged to meet a guy and his dad dropped him off"

Oh boy, did you invite the dad in too?

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By *iscreet bi fun 69Man
24 hours ago

tranmere

Myself and wife had a guy around and he cum just sucking her breasts couldn't get hard again

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By *ot4UsirMan
24 hours ago

East kent

First and only car meet, A guy asked would I suck him off in his car dressed in “my work gear” I said okay when I got there parked in the corner of the car park was a police car, he was my date!!!! I now only go to his house. Lol

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By *toxyMan
24 hours ago

Bicester

Met a guy in some woods he suggested

We had some oral fun together I was freshly showered and clean he was sucking me got up and got dressed and walked off gagging all the way to his car made me feel great not!

Turned out he felt guilty and disgusted with himself for sucking cock

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By *londebiguyMan
14 hours ago

near Southport


"First and only car meet, A guy asked would I suck him off in his car dressed in “my work gear” I said okay when I got there parked in the corner of the car park was a police car, he was my date!!!! I now only go to his house. Lol"

I had this with a guy too.

Was wearing lingerie under and then wanted me to do him in his rubber gear too

It was pretty hot though and he'd was good-looking and in great shape

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By *ich65Man
13 hours ago

Chorley

A few years ago, on another site, I was checking the local cruising sites and decided to head to Rivington car park, where a guy said he would be waiting for someone to suck him off in his van. We met there and chatted breifly - that's when I should have listened to the alarm bells in my head. He suggested we move to Rivington Hall drive, (another cruising site not far away), so I followed him. Got there, he opened the side door of his van, sat down and opened his trousers, pulled out his cock and lit up yet another cigarette (he was smoking at the other car park). I was still a couple of feet away from his cock and could already smell the tobacco. His cock tasted of cigarettes, his scent was tobacco. It was totally gross, but I was too polite. The taste and smell was disgusting, I worked hard to make him cum quick. He cum in my mouth, I love cum, but his was aweful - tasted of cigarettes, and he is the only guy I didn't swallow. As I was driving home all I could taste was stale cigarettes, fortunately my phone pinged. Another guy messaging me - drove a few miles to another cruising site, met this younger guy, nice big cock full of sweet tasting cum - turned a hortible night into a good night.

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By *evanianMan
11 hours ago

Tegeingl, Gogledd Cymru

Around 25 years ago, on the old phone chat lines, I arranged to meet a guy around 30 miles away on the outskirts of Manchester, it was mainly motorway, so a fairly easy journey.

I arrived at his, he was a really lovely guy we did the initial introductions and we were just getting down to it when somehow his eye made contact with one of my finger nails and the poor guy was in excruciating pain, we tried to continue, but he was in so much pain that we had to call it off, it was a pure accident, he was in such pain and I felt really awful for causing it.

If you are on here and recognise the story, I am truly sorry.😞

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