FabGuys.com forum: Just as well dogs can't talk.

By *ottomguy8919 OP Man
over a year ago

Thetford

I have seen posts on the forums about people meeting for fun with dog walkers. I'm a dog owner myself and often try to get a meet set for when I'm walking the dog, however this has left me with the thought that it is just as well dogs can't talk because I should imagine a lot of guys would be grassed up by the dogs.

So guys if dogs could talk how screwed would you be? I've not been lucky enough to get a meet when I'm walking the dog so I'd be fine at the moment.

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By *lliot 300Man
over a year ago

Bexhill

Ha ha. I once met a guy in the woods with my dog. Tied him to a tree (the dog) and a few feet away was on my knees sucking this guy off. We then made each other cum and went our separate ways. I untied the dog and thought exactly this! If he could talk

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By *hyna HutchMan
over a year ago

valleys

They stare at you though don't they?

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
over a year ago

North East

If my Dog could talk I’d be knackered especially some of the things he’s seen me get up to when my lass hasn’t been with me ha. He’s definitely the type of Dog that would use it to his advantage to get as much treats as possible from me ha

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By *ove anal2023TV/TS
over a year ago

Skegby, Sutton In Ashfield

I do get out to the woods, and have been fortunate enough to be fucked over a picnic table which was really exciting not to get caught

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By *eefandfurMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What if your dog is your re-incarnated grandmother.

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By *oosterladMan
over a year ago

ipswich

I was walking my three rescue Greyhounds on a track where a trucker had parked on a lay by off the main road thinking the woods nearby were remote. He was walking around nude in the evening sun and appeared on the track. The dogs saw him and pulled vigourously at the leads, it crossed my mind to let them off but I was kind and he ran off shocked tail between his legs.

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By *ichey6Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

'Sausages'...

'Esther'🐶

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By *punkyboy99Man
over a year ago

worcestershire

Some very nasty dogs around

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By *ightslover1982TV/TS
47 weeks ago

worthing

Can’t beat having some when out with the dog

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By *punkyboy99Man
47 weeks ago

worcestershire

Yes.. always fun when out with the dog…

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By *punkyboy99Man
47 weeks ago

worcestershire

Always interesting talking to dog lovers..

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By *lueoscarMan
47 weeks ago

alfreton/chesterfield

Dogs are very non judgemental but yes it's a good job they can't talk or they could drop a good few of us in the shit telling tails

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By *adBod1986Man
47 weeks ago

Runcorn

"They stare at you though don't they?

My cat has done this sometimes when I'm wanking. It's like it's looking into my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

"They stare at you though don't they?

Yes, they do.

I won't even get naked in front of my two female dogs.

No way could I have any sort of sexual interaction while out walking them.

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By *punkyboy99Man
23 weeks ago

worcestershire

I’m shore my dog looks a bit side ways when I’m naked

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By *afekMan
23 weeks ago

Bo’ness

I had two dogs when I discovered I was walking in a cruising area in woodlands. The dogs were happy entertaining themselves while I got a great blow job. It was a frequent thing after that and the dogs didn’t mind

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By *punkyboy99Man
23 weeks ago

worcestershire

Iv done the same.. there just happy to walk around

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By *oxleyMan
23 weeks ago

Wetherby

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jul/12/new-research-centre-to-explore-how-ai-can-help-humans-speak-with-pets

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By *hyna HutchMan
23 weeks ago

valleys

"They stare at you though don't they?

My cat has done this sometimes when I'm wanking. It's like it's looking into my soul

Fun fact.

Cats are just as intelligent as dogs.

They are fully capable of learning and obeying human commands.

They just don't want to.

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By *amplighter1Man
23 weeks ago

ryde

Who says they cant talk..........

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By *udgepackMan
23 weeks ago

Cardiff bay

"Who says they cant talk.........."

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By *ichey6Man
23 weeks ago

aberdeen

"Who says they cant talk.........."

...

...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I saw a dog talk via YouTube.

"Esther"

"Sausages"

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By *ondomhunterMan
23 weeks ago

hastings

I cant even bring myself to wank infront of my dogs, let alone meet!

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By *punkyboy99Man
21 weeks ago

worcestershire

Ahhh.. there be fine.. just may look a bit confused… wot your doing.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I’ll not say a word

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By *ockysmountMan
21 weeks ago

sheerness

Not met a dog yet so I am safe

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Heathrow

There guys take the dog for a walk use the dog as cover there 1 that gets over the park regularly but just wants his cock sucked that it

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By *oosterladMan
21 weeks ago

ipswich

Isn't that dogging?

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By *hagmenowplsMan
21 weeks ago

Hereford

Dogs can drop you in trouble! I used to drink in my local pub and a guy who had 2 huskies used to walk them off lead. Always the dogs arrived in the pub about a minute before him and the landlord would have his usual pint on the bar when he walked in.......he was ill one day and his wife was walking the dogs! She had the pint and laughed about it.

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By *atemate101Man
21 weeks ago

Crosby

Alway remember reading .

Julian Clearys book.

He said about meeting a guy on Clapham common having fun then away, he got the train home and looked at Fanny his dog, she had a huge spunk shot across her head.

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *0skidMan
21 weeks ago

Stockton

My dog always seemed to want a nose around when I was wanking at home

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By *punkyboy99Man
21 weeks ago

worcestershire

That’s normal.. just to see wot your upto.. probably never seen it before..!!

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By *lex5050Man
21 weeks ago

Cirencester

I've met a guy in the woods before who brought his dog with him. He tied it up a few feet away. It just chilled out as I had fun with the guy.

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Ardgay

While it is appealing, I would have to tie them to a tree and then they just wouldn't keep still

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By *punkyboy99Man
21 weeks ago

worcestershire

Wall dogs are different.. usually very good.. and do as there told….

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By *ersbear04Man
21 weeks ago

newport

I wouldn’t be screwed as I’m single but living on my own with my dog she knows everything. I spend most evenings talking to her 🤣🤣

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By *uck me in KentMan
21 weeks ago

Medway

I always find this a strange concept. Trying to have some cock fun while the other guys dog is tied up and watching!!!

Puts me right off

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By *uckyforsum50Man
21 weeks ago

Portsmouth

I have to get rid of my dogs before anyone comes here for anything as they are so protective I’ve tried shutting them out but they just keep butting the door

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By *luteus maxMan
21 weeks ago

Waterlooville at night

I've just had a dog jump into the van. I wonder what he was after

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By *ichey6Man
21 weeks ago

aberdeen

Just as well they can't use phones or computers....

😭🐈

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Actually dogs can communicate in different ways - loving and sweet.

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By *ichey6Man
21 weeks ago

aberdeen

And they can be belligerent as well...

Give 'em a treat and they definitely will be sweet..

'Wheres your paw?'

🐕‍🦺

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By *punkyboy99Man
21 weeks ago

worcestershire

Agree they love treats…

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By *ichey6Man
21 weeks ago

aberdeen

Drooling Saint Bernards shaking their heads....

Yikes.

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By *ildwestheroMan
21 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells

Just as well cats can't either. Had just finished having sex with this guy in his bedroom. As we lay back enjoying that rosy after-glow of sex I glanced across at the window and there sat a cat watching us.

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By *alking HeadMan
21 weeks ago

Bolton

They don't just stare. They look so DISAPPOINTED in you!

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By *ldderMan
21 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

My two dogs like me too much to talk lol

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By *punkyboy99Man
21 weeks ago

worcestershire

Nice to have 2dogs.. Iv just got the one.. think he gets a bit lonely sometimes.. but I try and keep him active..

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By *ldderMan
21 weeks ago

Oxford and Sevenoaks

They can be fantastic company

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By *illie10Man
21 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"What if your dog is your re-incarnated grandmother.

That really did make me laugh out loud.

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By *obbertMan
21 weeks ago

In a world of my own

"I've met a guy in the woods before who brought his dog with him. He tied it up a few feet away. It just chilled out as I had fun with the guy. "

I bet the dog was the only one there that could lick his own balls though?

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By *erlinmateMan
21 weeks ago

cumnock

I would be totally lost without my little dog.

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By *agicmikeMan
21 weeks ago

plymouth

When my wife is away I have fucked a couple of guys in our bed .. my dog jumps up and watches .. then goes and gets his hump toy and try’s to hump it beside me to make it look as if he can do better .. thank feck he can’t talk

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By *ordonkyMan
21 weeks ago

Blackrock READ PROFILE

My cat would need talk therapy to discuss his cuck / voyeurism fetish. Seriously, shoo!

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By *ittlelad69Man
21 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Man’s best friend so think they’d keep your secrets

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By *punkyboy99Man
18 weeks ago

worcestershire

They certainly do…

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By *reeder999Man
18 weeks ago

Leeds

Personally I wish dogs could talk haha the things they could say ??

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By *d sometimesTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Had a gf who loved her dog in the bedroom when we fucked. Would cuddle the dog more than me after sex.

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By *enardeMan
18 weeks ago

Barnsley

I’ve met a couple of ladies that enjoyed a nice chat when we have met

One very nice Thai lady

We met in B and Q one day and said hello

My wife was bristling her jealousy radar was crackling

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By *punkyboy99Man
18 weeks ago

worcestershire

That sounds like fun..

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By *afekMan
18 weeks ago

Bo’ness

I was having some fun in the woods recently but my dog really wasn’t happy about me kissing him

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By *punkyboy99Man
17 weeks ago

worcestershire

It’s nice now it’s getting a bit cooler for them.. so we can go and see who is about…

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By *tokesuckerMan
17 weeks ago

Goldenhill

I met a guy once outdoors who had his dog with him. Dog was watching and it really put me off so i cut it short and left.

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By *uck me in KentMan
17 weeks ago

Medway

We won't have one, it tied you down and restricts certain things.

We go out to parties and people with dogs need to leave early to get back to them.

Because they won't put them in kennels or leave them with anyone they won't go abroad on holidays.

Everything seems to encompass their dog(s)

Plus I won't go around picking up dog poo

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By *3versMan
17 weeks ago

glasgow

They'd be asking "why the fuck are you feeding me this dry shit that looks like sheep droppings"

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By *ene2000Man
17 weeks ago

brum

Barking up the wrong tree

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By *punkyboy99Man
11 weeks ago

worcestershire

How’s everyone getting on with there dogs.. gone a bit qwiet..

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By *hant22Couple (MM)
11 weeks ago

Bolton

Going to take mine out now in the forest 😆

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
11 weeks ago

North East

Can’t beat having a dog it’s real love and true loyalty that nothing else can match

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By *uriouschatMan
11 weeks ago

widnes

Any naughty dog walkers in Halton.

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Bedford

There was a guy in the woods the other day he had a collar and lead but no dog x

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By *hrobbing ABCMan
11 weeks ago

coventry

Can’t even wank in peace without the bloody thing trying to lick my cock!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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By *kvanmanMan
11 weeks ago

andover

"Alway remember reading .

Julian Clearys book.

He said about meeting a guy on Clapham common having fun then away, he got the train home and looked at Fanny his dog, she had a huge spunk shot across her head.

Was it Norman Lamonts load ? Lol

Brilliant

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *elenaCDTV/TS
11 weeks ago

In the sticks Somerset

"Can’t even wank in peace without the bloody thing trying to lick my cock!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️"

Saves on tissues🤣

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By *im le2Man
11 weeks ago

aylestone leic

"Can’t even wank in peace without the bloody thing trying to lick my cock!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Saves on tissues🤣"

So you've got a gay dog. I bet he thinks your a cocker spaniel.

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By *im le2Man
11 weeks ago

aylestone leic

I was going to it would be nice to finally get the answer to the question we all want to know. But as I started to wright this I already knew the answers.

1 because he can.

2 have you ever tasted dogs balls.

But then he would ask me the same question. Why do I lick guys balls.

Answer 1 because I can't lick my own.

2 have you ever tasted sweaty balls.

Suppose I'm just a dog at heart.

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By *punkyboy99Man
4 weeks ago

worcestershire

Mines just starting to feel the cold.. like to keep under his blanket…

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By *aggonerMan
4 weeks ago

Malvern

My mind raced when I saw the title of this thread.

Calm now.

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