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Just as well dogs can't talk.

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By *ral4u OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Thetford

I have seen posts on the forums about people meeting for fun with dog walkers. I'm a dog owner myself and often try to get a meet set for when I'm walking the dog, however this has left me with the thought that it is just as well dogs can't talk because I should imagine a lot of guys would be grassed up by the dogs.

So guys if dogs could talk how screwed would you be? I've not been lucky enough to get a meet when I'm walking the dog so I'd be fine at the moment.

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By *lliot 300Man
17 weeks ago

Bexhill

Ha ha. I once met a guy in the woods with my dog. Tied him to a tree (the dog) and a few feet away was on my knees sucking this guy off. We then made each other cum and went our separate ways. I untied the dog and thought exactly this! If he could talk

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By *pdudeMan
17 weeks ago

newtown

In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future.

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By *onalddddMan
17 weeks ago

Chester


"In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future. "

Best comment of 2024 award goes to....

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By *ral4u OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Thetford


"In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future. "

I chuckled at this one lol

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
17 weeks ago

Sunderland


"In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future. "

Made me laugh myself silly reading this mind 😂🤣

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By *hyna HutchMan
17 weeks ago

valleys

They stare at you though don't they?

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By *ugged NorthernerMan
17 weeks ago

Sunderland

If my Dog could talk I’d be knackered especially some of the things he’s seen me get up to when my lass hasn’t been with me ha. He’s definitely the type of Dog that would use it to his advantage to get as much treats as possible from me ha

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By *ove anal2023TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Skegby, Sutton In Ashfield

I do get out to the woods, and have been fortunate enough to be fucked over a picnic table which was really exciting not to get caught

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By *ardforall56Man
17 weeks ago

belfast

Same happened to me,but in went on to try and mount me.I soon kicked it of the bed,and finished my duty.

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By *eefandfurMan
17 weeks ago

Edinburgh

What if your dog is your re-incarnated grandmother.

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By *oosterladMan
17 weeks ago

ipswich

I was walking my three rescue Greyhounds on a track where a trucker had parked on a lay by off the main road thinking the woods nearby were remote. He was walking around nude in the evening sun and appeared on the track. The dogs saw him and pulled vigourously at the leads, it crossed my mind to let them off but I was kind and he ran off shocked tail between his legs.

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By *oringblokeMan
17 weeks ago

Holyhead


"In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future. "

That's funny

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By *ichey6Man
17 weeks ago

aberdeen

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By *ichey6Man
17 weeks ago

aberdeen

'Sausages'...

'Esther'🐶

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By *punkyboy99Man
13 weeks ago

worcestershire

Some very nasty dogs around

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By *ightslover1982TV/TS
15 hours ago

worthing

Can’t beat having some when out with the dog

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By *punkyboy99Man
14 hours ago

worcestershire

Yes.. always fun when out with the dog…

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By *kvanmanMan
14 hours ago

andover


"In it I was once fucking my ex good and hard then went to grinding on her she was doing some kinky stuff to my balls and I remarked about this to her and she said she thought it was me I turned around to find our dog was licking her fanny and my balls.. well that killed the moment and we made sure the bedroom door was locked in future. "

That stopped him running off lmao

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By *punkyboy99Man
14 hours ago

worcestershire

Always interesting talking to dog lovers..

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By *lueoscarMan
11 hours ago

alfreton/chesterfield

Dogs are very non judgemental but yes it's a good job they can't talk or they could drop a good few of us in the shit telling tails

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By *adBod1986Man
11 hours ago

Cheshire


"They stare at you though don't they? "

My cat has done this sometimes when I'm wanking. It's like it's looking into my soul

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By *ssKay17Man
10 hours ago

North Luton


"They stare at you though don't they? "

Yes, they do.

I won't even get naked in front of my two female dogs.

No way could I have any sort of sexual interaction while out walking them.

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