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"There a job swap at the blue nun bar tomorrow,,Uncle Knobhead will be Delivering the Budget from the Houses of Parliament and Rachel Reeves and Diane Abbott will be working behind the bar,what could possibly go Peter Thong (wrong)" Wonder what will be in his red box? | |||
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"does he qualify as a working person?" I think he's a working person as he's just ask me for a fortnight holiday in West super Mare | |||
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"There a job swap at the blue nun bar tomorrow,,Uncle Knobhead will be Delivering the Budget from the Houses of Parliament and Rachel Reeves and Diane Abbott will be working behind the bar,what could possibly go Peter Thong (wrong) Wonder what will be in his red box?" he's thinking about putting a extra 10% tax on Gammons and dropping the tax on Haggis and Chorley cakes | |||
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"Hurrah, Chorley cakes, our national dish round here." I was thinking of putting a extra tax on Meat and potato pie but the people down the road in Wigan will be complaining to there local MP at 2am in the morning while waiting for a taxi in Wallgate | |||
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"Hurrah, Chorley cakes, our national dish round here.I was thinking of putting a extra tax on Meat and potato pie but the people down the road in Wigan will be complaining to there local MP at 2am in the morning while waiting for a taxi in Wallgate " It’s ok she’s in London on free posh food | |||
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"I heard Anne was coming as Wonder Woman tonight, Guv?" she changed her mind she is now going to be Grotbags tonight | |||
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"Who won the bingo on Tuesday night?" Rachel Reeves won the jackpot of £40 Billion and fixed the black hole as well | |||
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"Who won the bingo on Tuesday night? Rachel Reeves won the jackpot of £40 Billion and fixed the black hole as well " Does that include the potholes, I am sure I might have scuffed the front alloys on the jag on my last visit to the nun. Mx | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead has have to get rid of is Private Jet as he can no longer afford to operate it ,it's a good job the blue nun as a good bus service stopping outside from 4.30am in the morning till 12.20am plus 24 hour service at the weekends (night bus) " Sara is our resident cultural attache on buses , it will be interesting to hear how she grades this bus service Peter and whether it meets all her needs. Mx | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead has have to get rid of is Private Jet as he can no longer afford to operate it ,it's a good job the blue nun as a good bus service stopping outside from 4.30am in the morning till 12.20am plus 24 hour service at the weekends (night bus) Sara is our resident cultural attache on buses , it will be interesting to hear how she grades this bus service Peter and whether it meets all her needs. Mx " A blue nun special - thanks to my Euromillions win, I can cap the fares for you all at 2/6 until Christmas Eve. I've even managed to find the conductress outfit worn by Iris in On the Buses. I can promise you a good ride. | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead has have to get rid of is Private Jet as he can no longer afford to operate it ,it's a good job the blue nun as a good bus service stopping outside from 4.30am in the morning till 12.20am plus 24 hour service at the weekends (night bus) Sara is our resident cultural attache on buses , it will be interesting to hear how she grades this bus service Peter and whether it meets all her needs. Mx A blue nun special - thanks to my Euromillions win, I can cap the fares for you all at 2/6 until Christmas Eve. I've even managed to find the conductress outfit worn by Iris in On the Buses. I can promise you a good ride." Never thought I'd get the ride for 2/6  | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead has have to get rid of is Private Jet as he can no longer afford to operate it ,it's a good job the blue nun as a good bus service stopping outside from 4.30am in the morning till 12.20am plus 24 hour service at the weekends (night bus) Sara is our resident cultural attache on buses , it will be interesting to hear how she grades this bus service Peter and whether it meets all her needs. Mx A blue nun special - thanks to my Euromillions win, I can cap the fares for you all at 2/6 until Christmas Eve. I've even managed to find the conductress outfit worn by Iris in On the Buses. I can promise you a good ride. Never thought I'd get the ride for 2/6 "Think it was Olive , and can I have a return please ,  | |||
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"Will all thoses who have entered tonight Buckfast drinking competition please take your places and get you sick buckets ready " Just think of the returns on all the empty bottle caps | |||
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"We’re into extra time here at Bristol Rovers versus Weston Super-Mare. Keep the bar open Peter, the bus is gonna be late. " ok will do as soon as I get rid of these right wingers in the Snugg | |||
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"Who won the Buckfast drinking competition, Guv?" Get them in Richey, I wont be too long I am just helping the CPS with some info about Russell Brand, OBTW where did out Uni. lecturer go?   xx | |||
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"Who won the Buckfast drinking competition, Guv?" Hiccup, it’s still going on. | |||
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"Who won the Buckfast drinking competition, Guv? Hiccup, it’s still going on." 🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃🥤🧋🧃🧉 any glass will do 🍼 are you still on the bus SJ? xx | |||
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"Who won the Buckfast drinking competition, Guv?" that bloody Dave from Wiltshire won it now he's eating cake to celebrate | |||
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 for all customers tonight plus ,we will be putting Mr Trump on the bonfire at 11pm tonight | |||
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"What about some steak and buckfast pies on the menu Guv?" I will have to look up the recipe for them | |||
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"What about some steak and buckfast pies on the menu Guv?I will have to look up the recipe for them " Marissa is popping down to Camelon Juniors v Letham in the Scottish Junior Cup to get some samples. £3.50 a pie. It's her birthday, so she might eat them all before they get to the Nun | |||
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"Still can't find this buckfast thinking its made up xxx " next time you are visiting Newton abbot Totnes pop in the Buckfast Abbey they have some for sale in there gift shop | |||
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"Still can't find this buckfast thinking its made up xxx next time you are visiting Newton abbot Totnes pop in the Buckfast Abbey they have some for sale in there gift shop " so why isn't it in the shops xxx | |||
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"Still can't find this buckfast thinking its made up xxx next time you are visiting Newton abbot Totnes pop in the Buckfast Abbey they have some for sale in there gift shop so why isn't it in the shops xxx " you could try Majestic winehouse off licence it's a pity Victoria Wines and Cellar five as shut down | |||
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"Still can't find this buckfast thinking its made up xxx next time you are visiting Newton abbot Totnes pop in the Buckfast Abbey they have some for sale in there gift shop so why isn't it in the shops xxx you could try Majestic winehouse off licence it's a pity Victoria Wines and Cellar five as shut down " xxx | |||
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"Still can't find this buckfast thinking its made up xxx next time you are visiting Newton abbot Totnes pop in the Buckfast Abbey they have some for sale in there gift shop so why isn't it in the shops xxx you could try Majestic winehouse off licence it's a pity Victoria Wines and Cellar five as shut down xxx "Morrisons , apparently £10..00 a bottle , or good old Amazon , | |||
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"What a mess in the bar this morning. The WRVS rioted after claiming UK had rigged the bingo to let Sammy win the Full House..... Smashed Buckie Bottles everywhere, even the framed Cliff Portraits got it... Bring back the Birch!" no hanky panky I won fair and square ish xxx | |||
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"UK has booked a hot-balloon ride for two over your allotment today... Hmmmm.😁" oh goody then he can give me back my balls I gave him them for the bingo :xxx | |||
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"Watch out they don’t team up with that WI mob, they’re viscous " Or even vicious  | |||
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"Oh, is that my friend Justin Case?" yes it is and if you don't behave he will make you sing Cumbi r my lord Cumbi r | |||
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"Enjoy the match Guv and fingers crossed for three points..." I hope so as I don't want to freeze my testicles off I think I better my thermal kickers and socks on | |||
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"Enjoy the match Guv and fingers crossed for three points...I hope so as I don't want to freeze my testicles off I think I better my thermal kickers and socks on " I know how to keep them warm xxx  | |||
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"The NUN Christmas ad should be on TV soon. Looking forward to it...another classic no doubt." it's all ready got a full page advert in the Daily Mail | |||
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"The NUN Christmas ad should be on TV soon. Looking forward to it...another classic no doubt.it's all ready got a full page advert in the Daily Mail " I wish for Santa on a Pogo stick delivering to Biggins country mansion full of his friends for Christmas please Peter. Mx | |||
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"Anne on the 13th in her Union Jack Basque last year.... 👹 " oh god there's things worse than dieing xxx  | |||
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"Are we having a nun themed Advent calendar guvnor?xxx "Pack of 24 Tennents super with a number written on each with a sharpie | |||
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"Are we having a nun themed Advent calendar guvnor?xxx
Pack of 24 Tennents super with a number written on each with a sharpie "well you'd certainly see the coming of the messiah with that one xxx | |||
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"Anyone want a turkey and Brussel sprouts free zone this Christmas you are all welcome at the blue Nun plus it Will be a in-law free zone as well " Ah I see that you like me in years gone by have also had to try to prise the stuffing for the turkey out from under the washing machine Peter. Mx | |||
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"Are you advertising again this year for a Christmas Tree fairy?" I have job vacancies at the blue nun over Christmas I need a Xmas fairy,a father Christmas,a stipper and 3 ugly sisters | |||
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"I'll be your angel "you will always be the blue nun angel because you are a very happy go lady | |||
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"Do you do weddings at the Nun, Peter?" yes we do weddings,barbitas (Jewish coming of age) wakes ,75th birthday,coming out party's and finally but very rare party's for Glasgow Rangers fans winning the Scottish premiership. | |||
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"Sorry guys and gals but the Snugg is closed tonight as Uncle Knobhead has got the tin bath out for it is monthly bath Weather he needs one or not " Look out for that rubber duck 🦆, in other news and continuing with the search for Buckfast, I was in a Co-op last night and it had Buckfast and lemonade in small cans for sale... Mx | |||
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"There was always a reluctance to mention Uncle Knobhead in the books. What with Anne in the background to lend a hand you can see why. Now that Uncle Knobhead is mellowing with age, it's maybe time for Uncle Knobhead to publish his memoirs..." as long as you put is book in the Number 1 spot In WH Smith's anything to stop BoJo getting to number 1 in the book chart's | |||
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can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xx | |||
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"Evening can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xx"We have the Salvation army playing hymns in the Snugg tonight and then Major Stramer giving a sermon on the Evils of drink and having sex on a Sunday | |||
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"Evening can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xxWe have the Salvation army playing hymns in the Snugg tonight and then Major Stramer giving a sermon on the Evils of drink and having sex on a Sunday "Can you have sex on a Sunday in the Nun Peter?
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"Evening can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xxWe have the Salvation army playing hymns in the Snugg tonight and then Major Stramer giving a sermon on the Evils of drink and having sex on a Sunday
Can you have sex on a Sunday in the Nun Peter?
Mx "yes but only if you have been to church this morning and evening song tonight and as long as it not near uncle Knobhead bedroom or on the kitchen table | |||
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"Evening can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xxWe have the Salvation army playing hymns in the Snugg tonight and then Major Stramer giving a sermon on the Evils of drink and having sex on a Sunday
Can you have sex on a Sunday in the Nun Peter?
Mx yes but only if you have been to church this morning and evening song tonight and as long as it not near uncle Knobhead bedroom or on the kitchen table "Damn I was eyeing up that kitchen table too. Mx | |||
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"Evening can I have a large voddy and lemonade please Peter, get one in for Richey and one for yourself too. What turn have we got on in the concert room tonight? xxWe have the Salvation army playing hymns in the Snugg tonight and then Major Stramer giving a sermon on the Evils of drink and having sex on a Sunday
Can you have sex on a Sunday in the Nun Peter?
Mx yes but only if you have been to church this morning and evening song tonight and as long as it not near uncle Knobhead bedroom or on the kitchen table
Damn I was eyeing up that kitchen table too. Mx
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"A few jaguars in the carpark tonight Guv.... " we having a candle light vigil for Lord Prescott the best labour prime minister England never had | |||
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"Blimey Guv, Roy Keanes just arrived!" don't worry Uncle Knobhead will sort him | |||
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"Blimey Guv, Roy Keanes just arrived! don't worry Uncle Knobhead will sort him " maybe he can sort my birthday present that never arrived also xxx  | |||
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"Blimey Guv, Roy Keanes just arrived! don't worry Uncle Knobhead will sort him maybe he can sort my birthday present that never arrived also xxx "he deliver it to Bedford train station it's in Locker 69 | |||
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"Blimey Guv, Roy Keanes just arrived! don't worry Uncle Knobhead will sort him maybe he can sort my birthday present that never arrived also xxx he deliver it to Bedford train station it's in Locker 69"well just happens to be my favourite number xxx | |||
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" If there belong to you please retrieve the by 12am or the will by sold at auction in Bakewell next Monday and all proceeds will got to Miss Sara J Hoilday fund " All donations gratefully received (my mobile phone and suitcase are stuck in Las Palmas airport and I may need to go back to collect. € preferred) | |||
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" If there belong to you please retrieve the by 12am or the will by sold at auction in Bakewell next Monday and all proceeds will got to Miss Sara J Hoilday fund All donations gratefully received (my mobile phone and suitcase are stuck in Las Palmas airport and I may need to go back to collect. € preferred)" £2.50p as been raised so far | |||
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"Sounds like a great weekend Peter,book me in." it will be but I hope the Celtic and Ranger's fans behave themselves and no scratching each other eyes out like bithes | |||
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"Sounds like a great weekend Peter,book me in.it will be but I hope the Celtic and Ranger's fans behave themselves and no scratching each other eyes out like bithes " Simple solution, charge an entrance fee,the billyboys ain't got no money so that them out of the equation. | |||
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"Sounds like a great weekend Peter,book me in.it will be but I hope the Celtic and Ranger's fans behave themselves and no scratching each other eyes out like bithes " Yon lot prefer the Union flag to the Scottish flag, Peter, so you can serve up double helpings of needs and tatties for us bonnie lads and lassies | |||
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"The Christmas tree is going up next Friday all being well and if Uncle Knobhead can get it out of Trafalgar Square without being caught " Will Greg Wallace be in charge of decorating it along with the senior ladies darts team Peter? Mx | |||
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"I've been rummaging through your sporran and found lots of £25 notes issued by the Clydesdale Bank." that's the last time I use a ATM on Carlisle again | |||
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"Carlisle is in England, Sammy.👍" 10 miles from the Scottish border there even buses from Carlisle to Scotland (Dumfries every hour Annna every hour and hour + a Daily buses to Greta Green . Lockabie. Galashiels and Edinburgh | |||
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"Carlisle is in England, Sammy.👍10 miles from the Scottish border there even buses from Carlisle to Scotland (Dumfries every hour Annna every hour and hour + a Daily buses to Greta Green . Lockabie. Galashiels and Edinburgh " well that's my geography lesson for the night still doesn't explain why an American robin hood was in sycamore gap xxx | |||
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"Blimey Annes just jumped out of number two dressed in a catsuit. The interactive Blue Nun calendar. You don't get that in the Spoons...🥳" just you wait until the 24th I have a big surprise jumping out of the Advent calendar | |||
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"Blimey Annes just jumped out of number two dressed in a catsuit. The interactive Blue Nun calendar. You don't get that in the Spoons...🥳" love spoons Ritchie babe xxx | |||
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"By the way the 79 & 382 go to Gretna Green from Carlisle " stayed in a place called Blenkinsopp castle inn a few years ago not sure if that was England land OR Scotland land but it was very nice xxx | |||
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"I've booked HRH Prince Andrew to open the advent calendar. He's ok until the 17th December, but apparently the flaps won't open at 18." | |||
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" Sara and Marisa would be up for doing the halftime show Im hearing from Uncle Knobhead... " I'm wearing furry boots and Marisa is pulling a bottle of Buckie from her ass | |||
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"What does Uncle Knobhead have to do to get a knighthood off The man with big ears " shag noddy while big ears watches xxx | |||
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" Sara and Marisa would be up for doing the halftime show Im hearing from Uncle Knobhead... I'm wearing furry boots and Marisa is pulling a bottle of Buckie from her ass" Ooops it's stuck  . Mx | |||
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"Tonight Punishment for being naughty in the bar you have a choice of 3 1,Lock in a room Nigel Farage 2, lock in a room and be made to listen to Cliff Richard Xmas songs 3 be make to help Mr Wallace do the washing up in the kitchen " # Dont which would be worse , listening to Cliff or trying his Teriyaki Gravy | |||
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"Poor uncle Knobhead has lost his wig in Soho if found please return it to the blue nun for a reward " Might walk home by itself | |||
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"I hope Peter is showing Shamrock Rovers v Borac Banja Luka later. The supporters bus from Bosnia broke down at Bournemouth, and one of the fellows on board thinks I’m their ambassador, so they’ve invited me along as their guest. " I am showing the match plus I have a big pan of Irish Stew on the stove with some Soda bread In the oven plus Bailey's Irish cream liqueur cakes and some Mr Kipling french fancies for after | |||
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"Brian could sing a few songs?🤔" he's already singing Sweet Molly Malone | |||
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"Uncle Knobhead sold it to some Japanese Tourists at Piccadilly Circus this afternoon for £50. Uncle Knobhead currently in a Soho drinker getting blootered on whisky." Wouldnt have thought he would even get wobbly on £50 in Soho , | |||
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