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EastEnders 11 - The Christmas run in

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Hoping for a peaceful and uneventful festive period in the Square this year, with goodwill for all. Stay safe everyone.

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By *ookingFor...Man
8 weeks ago

West Sussex

Well, I think we can all agree that's not gonna happen!...

You think they'd all go away just to avoid the misery.

Will Bianca be free by Christmas?

I think Kat is bored of Alfie already.

Linda's drinking again! Yay!

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Maybe someone will buy Teddy a Christmas jumper, and then show him how to put it on.

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By *lowmeMan
8 weeks ago

Nr Shildon

Well overdue a quiet one with no drama lol

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By *ump32Man
8 weeks ago

Brighton

I'm in France and can't whatching it. Do you know if we can see oversea ?

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By *ondon RimmerMan
8 weeks ago

Islington


"Well, I think we can all agree that's not gonna happen!...

You think they'd all go away just to avoid the misery. "

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That would be so funny. Just the camera panning around between empty rooms for thirty minutes. I'm all for it!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
8 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

The secret is out!

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By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys

If anyone is a littie fed up with Eastenders lite, may I suggest a film called 44 inch chest.

Ian McShane is superb.

It's Eastenders for after the watershed.

In keeping with the new thread, vodka workers are on overtime.

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By *ew trixTV/TS
8 weeks ago

doncaster

Eastenders isn’t real you know

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Eastenders isn’t real you know "

How do you know that?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I'm in France and can't whatching it. Do you know if we can see oversea ? "

If you install iPlayer on a firestick or PC, and use a VPN, you should be able to watch it.

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By *ichey6Man
8 weeks ago

aberdeen


"If anyone is a littie fed up with Eastenders lite, may I suggest a film called 44 inch chest.

Ian McShane is superb.

It's Eastenders for after the watershed.

In keeping with the new thread, vodka workers are on overtime. "

...

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44"chest... Had a butchers years ago. Thinking one of the characters was a nod to Mad Frankie Fraser? Wasn't a classic for me tbh.

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By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys


"If anyone is a littie fed up with Eastenders lite, may I suggest a film called 44 inch chest.

Ian McShane is superb.

It's Eastenders for after the watershed.

In keeping with the new thread, vodka workers are on overtime.

...

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44"chest... Had a butchers years ago. Thinking one of the characters was a nod to Mad Frankie Fraser? Wasn't a classic for me tbh."

It's a very 'marmite' film.

I enjoyed it. Quite funny dialogue.

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By *ichey6Man
8 weeks ago

aberdeen

Definitely not your average gangster film.....

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By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys


"Definitely not your average gangster film....."

Meredith's lines were gold.

.....back to Eastenders ..

'I'm not as stupid as I look'. 😅😅😅

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By *ichey6Man
8 weeks ago

aberdeen

Jack is Going DAAAAAAAHNNNN😱

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By *uy near ArundelMan
8 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

He'll a popular courgette

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By *lowmeMan
8 weeks ago

Nr Shildon

Hope the new Mitchell hariden is only a short term role she is shite.

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By *horts GuyMan
8 weeks ago

Hove

I miss Keanu. He was so hot.

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By *ough stuffMan
8 weeks ago

here to fuck Northampton or London

Biggest shock is Teddy learns to act by Xmas!! And learns an east end accent that we don’t cringe at!!

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By *hyna HutchMan
8 weeks ago

valleys


"Hope the new Mitchell hariden is only a short term role she is shite."

Agreed. Every 'tough bird' cliché in the book used there.

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By *lowmeMan
8 weeks ago

Nr Shildon


"Hope the new Mitchell hariden is only a short term role she is shite.

Agreed. Every 'tough bird' cliché in the book used there. "

And the Peggy mentions I think that's what they will try and make her

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

So there have filmed the Xmas scenes and what we gather somebody dies. A white coffin ⚰️ with a pink rose is on it. Everybody at the funeral apart from Linda.

She did post a pic on insta saying the end.

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By *lue555Man
8 weeks ago

harrow

Why do people watch such shit get Apple TV some great shows on there.

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By *ookingFor...Man
8 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Hope the new Mitchell hariden is only a short term role she is shite.

Agreed. Every 'tough bird' cliché in the book used there. "

Arrived in expensive, probably aquired through illegal activity, sports car...check!

Arrived wearing skinny jeans and heels...camera shot of legs exiting car...check!

No job, no obvious means of support but clearly not short of a few quid...check!

Fallen out with everyone...check!

Been to prison...check!

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By *ookingFor...Man
8 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Definitely not your average gangster film.....

Meredith's lines were gold.

.....back to Eastenders ..

'I'm not as stupid as I look'. 😅😅😅"

I am as stupid as I look, but if I can help I will.

'Baldrick, Blackadder Goes Forth'...best response to that line possibly ever!

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Hope the new Mitchell hariden is only a short term role she is shite.

Agreed. Every 'tough bird' cliché in the book used there. "

I don't know, we haven't seen any leopard skin print yet.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Why do people watch such shit get Apple TV some great shows on there. "

Thanks for your contribution. By the wonders of modern technology, we're all now able to watch different programmes, on different channels, at different times. If you need details on how to achieve this, just ask.

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By *ichey6Man
8 weeks ago

aberdeen

Teddy the Cricket Player.

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By *ookingFor...Man
8 weeks ago

West Sussex

Sounds like Nicola will be moving into Dr Legg's old place...

Casual homophobia from Elaine or 100% accurate description of 'drinks' between gay guys?

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By *ichey6Man
8 weeks ago

aberdeen

As for his ex. What a difference a day makes...24 little hours...

Lol.

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex

Is Ruby a fan of Roman Kemp?

And just who is Drew Peacock?

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex

Drew Peacock is... probably on fabguys.

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By *acingfanMan
7 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Is Ruby a fan of Roman Kemp?

And just who is Drew Peacock?"

Linda's dad?

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By *lowmeMan
7 weeks ago

Nr Shildon


"Is Ruby a fan of Roman Kemp?

And just who is Drew Peacock? Linda's dad?"

I was thinking brother or hubby and she's been lying to Linda.

Funnily enough Linda's dad was mentioned earlier in last night's episode.

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By *arcteggMan
7 weeks ago

grays

Last time I watched eastenders roley the dog was still wandering about

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Is Ruby a fan of Roman Kemp?

And just who is Drew Peacock? Linda's dad?

I was thinking brother or hubby and she's been lying to Linda.

Funnily enough Linda's dad was mentioned earlier in last night's episode."

Well, I've just watched tonight's episode on iplayer and neither of those are correct, although that was what I'd been assuming as well.

There will be a few men with profiles on here squirming as they watch it tonight whilst sitting on the sofa with the wife! 

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By *lowmeMan
7 weeks ago

Nr Shildon


"Is Ruby a fan of Roman Kemp?

And just who is Drew Peacock? Linda's dad?

I was thinking brother or hubby and she's been lying to Linda.

Funnily enough Linda's dad was mentioned earlier in last night's episode.

Well, I've just watched tonight's episode on iplayer and neither of those are correct, although that was what I'd been assuming as well.

There will be a few men with profiles on here squirming as they watch it tonight whilst sitting on the sofa with the wife! "

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By *tar33 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Mr Lister was looking well last night, but I just can't get past Shrimpy's ridiculous barnet. Can't somebody have a word in his shell-like.

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By *lowmeMan
7 weeks ago

Nr Shildon


"Mr Lister was looking well last night, but I just can't get past Shrimpy's ridiculous barnet. Can't somebody have a word in his shell-like."

He's a mod see init

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Wimbledon

There are more plots on EE at mo than ole Arthurs allotment 👀

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By *acingfanMan
7 weeks ago

Huddersfield

They will never beat Arthur Fowler and the Christmas Club money plot imo.

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By *hyna HutchMan
7 weeks ago

valleys

I had an image tonight, of certain members on here, emailing the BBC with complaints.

'Why are there so many guys on Eastenders dressed as women? Can't they have their own programme'?

Signed ..

Angry of Mayfair.

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By *ookingFor...Man
7 weeks ago

West Sussex


"I had an image tonight, of certain members on here, emailing the BBC with complaints.

'Why are there so many guys on Eastenders dressed as women? Can't they have their own programme'?

Signed ..

Angry of Mayfair. "

The image I had was of numerous 'Elaines' up and down the land eyeing their husbands suspiciously.

Of course he's straight! Isn't he?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
7 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I had an image tonight, of certain members on here, emailing the BBC with complaints.

'Why are there so many guys on Eastenders dressed as women? Can't they have their own programme'?

Signed ..

Angry of Mayfair.

The image I had was of numerous 'Elaines' up and down the land eyeing their husbands suspiciously.

Of course he's straight! Isn't he? "

Maybe the scriptwriters carried out some of their research on Fabguys? Those with the Sydney University warnings will have another line to add to their profiles.

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Wimbledon


"I had an image tonight, of certain members on here, emailing the BBC with complaints.

'Why are there so many guys on Eastenders dressed as women? Can't they have their own programme'?

Signed ..

Angry of Mayfair.

The image I had was of numerous 'Elaines' up and down the land eyeing their husbands suspiciously.

Of course he's straight! Isn't he?

Maybe the scriptwriters carried out some of their research on Fabguys? Those with the Sydney University warnings will have another line to add to their profiles."

Hahaha excellent 👄

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex

Oops, looks like the wedding's off!

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By *ichey6Man
6 weeks ago

aberdeen

Eastos has went off the boil big time. It happens and I dare say come Chrimbo, things will pick up...

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Eastos has went off the boil big time. It happens and I dare say come Chrimbo, things will pick up...

"

Too many things are happening...I'm a bit bored with it all.

Bianca, I assume, is still being held captive. They should concentrate on that for a bit...

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By *hyna HutchMan
6 weeks ago

valleys


"Eastos has went off the boil big time. It happens and I dare say come Chrimbo, things will pick up...

Too many things are happening...I'm a bit bored with it all.

Bianca, I assume, is still being held captive. They should concentrate on that for a bit..."

There's a 'held captive' story on Hollyoaks now too.

They all have the same stories, just jiggled about a bit.

It's for the best the wedding g is off as 'someone from the past' would surely turn up and ruin it anyway.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Eastos has went off the boil big time. It happens and I dare say come Chrimbo, things will pick up...

Too many things are happening...I'm a bit bored with it all.

Bianca, I assume, is still being held captive. They should concentrate on that for a bit..."

I quite like it with her not in it.

Nobody in the square seems to be missing her

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By *hyna HutchMan
6 weeks ago

valleys

Cindy needs to take up hang gliding or bungee jumping for her adrenaline buzz addiction.

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Cindy needs to take up hang gliding or bungee jumping for her adrenaline buzz addiction. "

She's a cock-hungry trollop with a boring husband.

Where's Junior?

Fucking Cindy in the kitchen?

KOJO!

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Kojo was a joke fall.

Bring back Bianca story asap..she must stink by now. 👄

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By *tar33 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Kojo fell off that fire escape quicker than Jack Grealish goes down in the opposition penalty area.

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Kojo fell off that fire escape quicker than Jack Grealish goes down in the opposition penalty area."

I replayed that bit a few times. How he ended up falling is a mystery really.

He didn't jump, wasn't pushed...ridiculous!

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By *acingfanMan
6 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Kojo lost his Mojo.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Kojo lost his Mojo."

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By *ookingFor...Man
6 weeks ago

West Sussex

The fall was about as convincing as Jean's pension adviser!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

Awww poor Jean

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By *acingfanMan
6 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Awww poor Jean "
Greece isn't the word.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Stacey's Baps are getting bigger by the day.

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By *lowmeMan
6 weeks ago

Nr Shildon


"Stacey's Baps are getting bigger by the day."

Is she ( Lacey ) up the duff duff duff again?

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Stacey's Baps are getting bigger by the day.

Is she ( Lacey ) up the duff duff duff again?"

by Martin?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Stacey's Baps are getting bigger by the day.

Is she ( Lacey ) up the duff duff duff again?

by Martin? "

Probably not Mar'in, she's going for 4X4.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
6 weeks ago

Nr Arundel

The man with the courgette?

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex

Nish's bent doctor is a bit of all right

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Nish's bent doctor is a bit of all right "

You're only saying that cos he's bent

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Nish's bent doctor is a bit of all right

You're only saying that cos he's bent "

He could be bent with me alright!

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex

Poor Jean...again.

Nish has been drinking Red Bull?

Is he dying or not?!

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Wimbledon

Wished he would so they can get off that story and back to bianca. She will be wasting away by now !

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Wished he would so they can get off that story and back to bianca. She will be wasting away by now !

"

Hopefully 🙏

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Poor Jean...again.

Nish has been drinking Red Bull?

Is he dying or not?! "

It's a pathetic storyline dragged on for way too long.

Hey ho what do I know...

Perhaps Keanu will resurrect on Christmas day.

Now he could be bent with me

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)

For the last few months I've been pondering on why the Walford Tourist Board don't promote Albert Square as a destination for those seeking high-level gastronomy.

Beales Plaice, Beale's Eels, Stacey's Baps, Walford East, Kaff's Caff, McClunky's, what more could people want?

With Jean's financial woes very much in our thoughts, maybe the Queen Vic could take her on again to produce her much-loved Sausage Surprise. I'm sure it would be a win-win for all concerned.

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 weeks ago

valleys


"... With Jean's financial woes very much in our thoughts, maybe the Queen Vic could take her on again to produce her much-loved Sausage Surprise. I'm sure it would be a win-win for all concerned...."

Is it an urban myth, that the sausage surprise has no sausages in it?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"... With Jean's financial woes very much in our thoughts, maybe the Queen Vic could take her on again to produce her much-loved Sausage Surprise. I'm sure it would be a win-win for all concerned....

Is it an urban myth, that the sausage surprise has no sausages in it?"

Great question, it's important that such concerns are discussed in the open. As you would expect, the exact ingredients and methods used to create this culinary masterpiece are a tightly guarded secret.

It would of course be ironic if the actual surprise was that were no sausages, however I don't believe that Jean's comedic talents stretch that far. From what I can ascertain:

Sausage Surprise is a unique dish created by Jean Slater which first appeared in 2008. Originally it was thought to be a sausage casserole but in episode Episode 5887, aired on the 19th March 2019, Jean made Sausage Surprise for the Carter's and the recipe was different to how it was ten years ago, when it was a casserole, and was revealed to be sausage, mash and beans layered together.

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex

I'm more interested in Mo's surprise in seeing Harvey's sausage.

It was clearly a thing of beauty.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I'm more interested in Mo's surprise in seeing Harvey's sausage.

It was clearly a thing of beauty."

Fat Elvis isn't paying her much attention so you can't blame her for that

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 weeks ago

West Sussex

Daughter of a gay, mother of a gay...stick a black wig on me and I'm Liza Minnelli...

Yes, Linda, you are!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Daughter of a gay, mother of a gay...stick a black wig on me and I'm Liza Minnelli...

Yes, Linda, you are!! "

Yeah, nothing to do with the 🍷 drink.

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By *acingfanMan
5 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"... With Jean's financial woes very much in our thoughts, maybe the Queen Vic could take her on again to produce her much-loved Sausage Surprise. I'm sure it would be a win-win for all concerned....

Is it an urban myth, that the sausage surprise has no sausages in it?

Great question, it's important that such concerns are discussed in the open. As you would expect, the exact ingredients and methods used to create this culinary masterpiece are a tightly guarded secret.

It would of course be ironic if the actual surprise was that were no sausages, however I don't believe that Jean's comedic talents stretch that far. From what I can ascertain:

Sausage Surprise is a unique dish created by Jean Slater which first appeared in 2008. Originally it was thought to be a sausage casserole but in episode Episode 5887, aired on the 19th March 2019, Jean made Sausage Surprise for the Carter's and the recipe was different to how it was ten years ago, when it was a casserole, and was revealed to be sausage, mash and beans layered together."

Maybe the surprise is that it's different every time.

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By *oungandhornyMan
5 weeks ago

wirral / Cheshire / Liverpool / Cambridge

I'd love Keanu to still be alive, I'd love him to give me his Sausage Surprise.

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By *agbi54guyMan
5 weeks ago

Dagenham

I think the best story line for eastenders, it's when putin presses the button and blows up Albert square for good 👍 and ho no! No more crappy eastenders

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By *tar33 OP   Man
5 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I think the best story line for eastenders, it's when putin presses the button and blows up Albert square for good 👍 and ho no! No more crappy eastenders "

Thanks for your thoughtful contribution. I think you'll find that Walford Council made plans for such an event many years ago, and installed an impenetrable 'iron dome' around the periphery of the borough.

Incoming missiles will be detected and shot down before they reach the borough, and fall on dilapidated waste ground sometimes referred to as Barking & Dagenham.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
5 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"I think the best story line for eastenders, it's when putin presses the button and blows up Albert square for good 👍 and ho no! No more crappy eastenders

Thanks for your thoughtful contribution. I think you'll find that Walford Council made plans for such an event many years ago, and installed an impenetrable 'iron dome' around the periphery of the borough.

Incoming missiles will be detected and shot down before they reach the borough, and fall on dilapidated waste ground sometimes referred to as Barking & Dagenham."

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By *agbi54guyMan
4 weeks ago

Dagenham


"I think the best story line for eastenders, it's when putin presses the button and blows up Albert square for good 👍 and ho no! No more crappy eastenders

Thanks for your thoughtful contribution. I think you'll find that Walford Council made plans for such an event many years ago, and installed an impenetrable 'iron dome' around the periphery of the borough.

Incoming missiles will be detected and shot down before they reach the borough, and fall on dilapidated waste ground sometimes referred to as Barking & Dagenham."

Well at least that be two shit holes gone, and just to let you know without up setting your tiny mind EASTENDERS ISNT REAL ITS A TV BRAIN WASHING, HATE FILLED, LOAD OF SHIT FOR ANYONE WHO IS GULLIBLE TO WASTE THEIR LIVES WATCHING.

DRUM ROLL DUFFF DUFFF DUFF DUFFF.

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By *lucard5Man
4 weeks ago

Kerry

Ian will declare his love for Phil and they end up in a Threesome with Nish

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By *acingfanMan
4 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Cindy and Junior will get the doof doof imo.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I think the best story line for eastenders, it's when putin presses the button and blows up Albert square for good 👍 and ho no! No more crappy eastenders

Thanks for your thoughtful contribution. I think you'll find that Walford Council made plans for such an event many years ago, and installed an impenetrable 'iron dome' around the periphery of the borough.

Incoming missiles will be detected and shot down before they reach the borough, and fall on dilapidated waste ground sometimes referred to as Barking & Dagenham.

Well at least that be two shit holes gone, and just to let you know without up setting your tiny mind EASTENDERS ISNT REAL ITS A TV BRAIN WASHING, HATE FILLED, LOAD OF SHIT FOR ANYONE WHO IS GULLIBLE TO WASTE THEIR LIVES WATCHING. "

I can see you're upset but there's no need to shout. May I ask how you know all this if you don't watch the show?

Also, if you're going to accuse people of having tiny minds I would suggest you get your own house in order first.

*Up setting

*Isnt

*Its

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By *horts GuyMan
4 weeks ago

Hove

I’ve heard Linda is going to die

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

Phil needs a cleaning lady.

Linda needs a drink.

Johnny needs a boyfriend.

Bianca needs a bath.

Nish needs a bath.

Sharon needs to extend her dating options to men who don't have the surname 'Mitchell'.

The writer needs a slap.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"I’ve heard Linda is going to die "

We all are.

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Ian will declare his love for Phil and they end up in a Threesome with Nish"

🤢

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By *tar33 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

It's looking like Phil's going to have a new woman in his life - Mitchells stick together.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Nice to see Linda has a new friend although I'm not sure he's a keeper after Elaine saw him off. I'm surprised she hasn't turned yellow yet, with all the vodka she's been downing.

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

I quite liked Glenn...not really bf material, but might've been fun for a night or two.

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By *loryhole SuckMan
4 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness


"Wished he would so they can get off that story and back to bianca. She will be wasting away by now !

Hopefully 🙏 "

You guys are fucking vultures!

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By *tar33 OP   Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Wished he would so they can get off that story and back to bianca. She will be wasting away by now !

Hopefully 🙏

You guys are fucking vultures!"

I'm not saying she'd make the ideal life partner, but if you fancy a gobby ginger chav for a couple of weeks fling you could do a lot worse than B.

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys


"Wished he would so they can get off that story and back to bianca. She will be wasting away by now !

Hopefully 🙏

You guys are fucking vultures!

I'm not saying she'd make the ideal life partner, but if you fancy a gobby ginger chav for a couple of weeks fling you could do a lot worse than B."

I'd like that, but I would insist she wore a Raiders baseball cap, loose joggers and no underwear.

.....maybe a ball gag as well.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 weeks ago

West Sussex

Well, this is all rather odd...

The curse of Aunt Babe?

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Jack Whitehall's evil twin.😱

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By *tar33 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

An exceptional piece of observational art from young Ollie.

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By *acingfanMan
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"An exceptional piece of observational art from young Ollie."
He is the new Picasso. Or do I mean Pissasso?

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By *hyna HutchMan
3 weeks ago

valleys


"An exceptional piece of observational art from young Ollie."

I know it was meant to be tragic but I thought it was hilarious.

I'm not a good person.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 weeks ago

West Sussex

It was all a bit Sliding Doors...the piss-head version.

I'm assuming Linda lives. How disappointing.

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By *horts GuyMan
3 weeks ago

Hove

They do need to get Bianca out of that garage!

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By *ountainMan
3 weeks ago

ipswich

Its the best comedy on TV.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"They do need to get Bianca out of that garage!"

Reiss has been visiting her regularly with chicken nuggets and cheap Iceland pizza, and emptying her toilet bucket.

It's rumoured she's developed Stockholm Syndrome, and they'll soon be re-emerging on the square as a couple.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Oh Lauren, what have you done?

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

Bearded stranger? Nigel Bates?

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys

I thought snow shovels were plastic?

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"I thought snow shovels were plastic? "

We all love a nice whodunit.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex


"I thought snow shovels were plastic? "

Wouldn't prove as useful should you need them for more than shovelling snow...

They're behind you!

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By *ature pa cockMan
2 weeks ago

Southam

The acting last night I thought was pretty awful. In fairness the shovel’s performance made up for the rest.

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By *acingfanMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Cindy always gets Ian back.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex

When DCI Arthurs said Cindy was found on her back, I could see Kathy thinking that Cindy spent most of her life that way...

Slag!

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By *angtMan
2 weeks ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton


"Bearded stranger? Nigel Bates?"

Person with a snow shovel? Norman Bates?

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By *acingfanMan
2 weeks ago

Huddersfield


"Bearded stranger? Nigel Bates?

Person with a snow shovel? Norman Bates?"

Norman Bates with a briefcase?

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Bearded stranger? Nigel Bates?

Person with a snow shovel? Norman Bates?"

Bringing Nigel back is very random.

Hope he has a shave soon.

I'm thinking George attacked Cindy.

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By *aulishornyMan
2 weeks ago

Rugeley/Lichfield

Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs.

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By *ookingFor...Man
2 weeks ago

West Sussex


"Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs."

Ahhh.... that's an interesting theory.

I'm thinking/hoping Cindy will die...

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By *uy near ArundelMan
2 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs."

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 weeks ago

valleys


"...I'm thinking/hoping Cindy will die..."

Yes,but the last death we had was a vodka dream.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs."

In reality, Kojo would be charged whether or not she 'pressed charges', as long as there was sufficient evidence.

I don't think it's him though, it's a little too obvious.

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By *aulishornyMan
2 weeks ago

Rugeley/Lichfield


"Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs.

In reality, Kojo would be charged whether or not she 'pressed charges', as long as there was sufficient evidence.

I don't think it's him though, it's a little too obvious."

Um...reality! And i thought i was the only one a bit stir crazy...lol

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By *ountainMan
2 weeks ago

ipswich

Wasn't enough murders in it or crying or people leaving partners or disasters.

Or train crashes like back in the good old days.

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By *al111Man
2 weeks ago

Southport

Hadn't seen it for ages, so was surprised to see half the cast had returned (wasn't Cindy dead already?). Utter rubbish until a character called Ravi took his shirt off...phoar!!!

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By *uy near ArundelMan
2 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"Im thinking kojo...and thats why George was talking about kojo giving him an alibi, not for George, but for George to protect Kojo. Kojo also stated he would put things right and if it turns out to be him, Cidy wont press charges as she pushed Kojo off the stairs.

In reality, Kojo would be charged whether or not she 'pressed charges', as long as there was sufficient evidence.

I don't think it's him though, it's a little too obvious."

Could it be Lauren?

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By *oungandhornyMan
7 days ago

wirral / Cheshire / Liverpool / Cambridge

I'm thinking kojo too.

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By *adBod1986Man
7 days ago

Cheshire

I only watch this shite for Molly Rainford and her big puppies!

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By *hyna HutchMan
5 days ago

valleys

Nigel and Phil's bromance.

It's a beautiful thing.

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By *ookingFor...Man
5 days ago

West Sussex


"Nigel and Phil's bromance.

It's a beautiful thing."

It is and Sharon's text message did say 'Make sure Phil comes'...

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By *tar33 OP   Man
3 days ago

North London (outer)


"Hoping for a peaceful and uneventful festive period in the Square this year, with goodwill for all. Stay safe everyone."

Oh well, so much for that.

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By *ookingFor...Man
3 days ago

West Sussex

Such bad acting...

Such useless police officers.

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By *oungandhornyMan
2 days ago

wirral / Cheshire / Liverpool / Cambridge

The New Years Day Episode, was epic. My heart was in my mouth.

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By *tar33 OP   Man
2 days ago

North London (outer)

Don't forget we still have Cindy in the ICU at Walford General, not to mention Bianca chained up in Reese's storage unit.

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By *lueoscarMan
2 days ago

alfreton/chesterfield

If I was Cindy I'd have run off into the sunset with Junior weeks ago, he's well fit

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By *hyna HutchMan
2 days ago

valleys


"If I was Cindy I'd have run off into the sunset with Junior weeks ago, he's well fit"

Cindy needs regular and varied men.

She's fucking hard work mun.

He dodged a bullet.

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