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"Earl's Court " A very strong opening. The only reasonable response is Blackfriars. | |||
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"Well played! I'm dreading it, but I've some seasonal offerings to procure so to:- Oxford Circus." I’ve just received a telegram from North Wales. The good lady begs not to receive a box of dates again this year | |||
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"Well played! I'm dreading it, but I've some seasonal offerings to procure so to:- Oxford Circus. I’ve just received a telegram from North Wales. The good lady begs not to receive a box of dates again this year " Duly noted. | |||
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"I use the Zimbabwean Inverted Declension (1952 and bar) and arrive at Barking" Last played, I believe, during the 1979 world championships, held in Basildon, during the infamous 3 day long quarter final. Now, as then, I counter it with White City | |||
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"Umpire! Surely Bullingdon 4:vii (1952) permits no further than Arsenal during weekend play" Assuming that you addressing myself as MC Chair?(as we don't have an umpire). The restriction you refer to was lifted some time ago, players are totally free to use the entire current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan. My last port of call today:- South Kensington. | |||
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"Down street (Mayfair) but the local residents are up in arms about having riff raff in the area" Invalid move!! As stated in the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (As amended) - The First Amendment of 1995 reads:- "Players are totally free to use the entire current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan". Down Street (Mayfair) has been closed since 1932, and therefore as such, is not part of the "current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan". Such a serious disruption of the game leaves me with no option other than to abide by the rules by proclaiming:- Mornington Crescent. | |||
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"Permit me to begin the next round: Balham" Thank you, well played! Perhaps an opportune moment to pay tribute to the tragic 68 souls who perished at Balham Underground Station on the night of October 14th, 1940, when a German a bomb penetrated the road outside and exploded in the underground station. May they all Rest in Eternal Peace.🌿🕊️ | |||
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"Got to be Dollis Hill now surely ?" The application of ingenious reasoning in evidence there! 👏 Well to launch the Festive Season🎄, this evening, we are going to the Cathedral Advent Carol Service🎵🔔🎵 at:- St Paul's. | |||
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"Tentatively suggest Warren Street . . . not sure if that’s within the Burlington / Albemarle variation rules though. Can anyone advise ?" Warren Street is a perfectly valid move within The 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) to which we are playing. | |||
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"Tentatively suggest Warren Street . . . not sure if that’s within the Burlington / Albemarle variation rules though. Can anyone advise ?" Warren Street sounds like an idea, but to avoid an illegal repetition I shall play Tottenham Court Road and hot foot it from there | |||
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"Damn there’s some good rules knowledge on here this time round… " Our honourable chairman will tolerate nothing less Woolwich | |||
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"Staying in West London, a mush in Shepherd's Bush." A well orchestrated move and bonus points too for the inclusion of the apostrophe! Where to go at this late hour? Hmmmm! The bright lights of:- Piccadilly Circus.😉 | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? " Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus" I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas! Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter. | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas! Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter. " you don't want to be hanging around Leicester Square between 10am and 1pm weekdays we don't want to be upsetting Mr O'Brien (LBC) | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas! Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter. " Dashed bad luck old chap, have you tried mail order from Trellis & Co Ltd of North Wales? Last move from me this evening: Pimlico (Does one need a passport) | |||
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"Dashed bad luck old chap, have you tried mail order from Trellis & Co Ltd of North Wales? Last move from me this evening: Pimlico (Does one need a passport)" Oh begads! The entire business of Trellis & Co Ltd of Llandudno Junction, North Wales has been impounded by HMRC following an ongoing investigation by the local constabulary, I can't elaborate further atm. However, my old chum Trumpy procures his spatterguards and piccadills from a small place just off Jermyn Street called Cuthbert Maudslay & Co.and he has kindly offered to pick a pair up for me from there. Bless you Trumpy ol'boy! There's a few drams of Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington. Pimlico? Eh what, what? oh Lord no! A passport is not required, but please do give my regards to the plumbers there especially to Big Norman who was simply a whizz with my seized header-tank ball-cock in the freeze last back-end! Now, without further ado, hoping to avoid any holdups, I'll try my nocturnal luck at Sloane Square. | |||
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"A most interesting night in Pimlico thanks to Big Norman! I can see why he’s called big and very talented with his hands! Time to recover with morning coffee and some people watching Covent Garden" Well by the joskets! I'll be damned !! Covent Garden eh, what?... I'd never have thought of that one, very subtle and dashed well executed! Bravo! ..Covent Garden?..Hmmmm! well blow me!! Good to hear that Big Norm is still on top form, I simply won't let anyone else other than he touch my pipes, he is indeed a most talented chap! Well, I must dash, meeting my old chum Trumpy for coffee at Russell Square. | |||
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"How remiss of me, I forgot to mention the Maestro Cryer. Shall we start anew. Say from Gerrys club, Shaftsbury Avenue." Begads man! There will be no further references to those buffoonish egotists on the wireless who attempt to ape and mimic our esteemed MC game, it constitutes a serious breach of the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended), the penalty for such a breech is the issue of a Club Warning (herewith) any further breach will result in the issue of a Black Ball🌑 and a period of suspension. Sorry to have to mention this sensitive matter, but MC Club members are adamant that I must run a tight ship, you will doubtlessly understand my reasons and in that sentiment I thank you. Now, just where was I going? Hmmm...oh yes to The Ivy to discuss the details of The All Gas and Gaiters Society's Annual Luncheon, so via:- Leicester Square. | |||
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"That puts Shepherds bush out of bounds. So Old Bailey. " Ah yes, I see the issue with Shepherds Bush, well spotted, although the nearest station to Old Bailey is St. Paul's, a shrewd move nonetheless. I'm in the proximity myself, meeting my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp at The Last Judgment on:- Chancery Lane. | |||
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"Tottenham Court Road Mornington Crescent" Invalid move!! Only one station is allowed to be named per turn, two moves in one effectively cancels both! In accordance with the rules, I'm bound to issue you with a Club Warning! (Herewith). May I remind all MC Club members that it is our sworn duty to make ourselves totally familiar with the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended). Thank you all. At such a late hour I will take a short jaunt to:- Baker Street. | |||
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"Ah yes, 221B the home of the private investigators Holmes & Watson, trading as Clever Dick Inc. I make the move to Marylebone (It’s elementary my dear)" The good old Baker Street and Waterloo Railway, a nice subtle and well executed move there ol' chap! I like it! 😁 Oddly, in the days of Holmes and Watson, the highest property number in Baker Street was then 85, so although time has since produced a 221B, in Sherlock's book it's very much an unsolved mystery! Keeping to the broon line theme, I'm going to put my new spatterguards, an early seasonal offering from my dear ol' Trumpy, to the test with a quick spin to:- Paddington (remembering my Finest Dundee Marmalade Sandwiches to devour en route of course!) 😋 | |||
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"What on earth is this absolute shite?" Hear! Hear! Well said! I'm wondering the very same thing myself too, dreadful hogwash and arse gravy of the worst type! I'm dashed glad that I'm not alone in thought ol' chap, you for coffee? Perhaps we could discuss it over a frothy cappuccino at Forties Corner House? Piccadilly Circus (avoiding those blasted cross headings again of course!). | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas! " Nickett and Floggit seem to have acquired a good stock of them recently. They are on Bond St. | |||
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"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around! Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points). Chalfont & Latimer. P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course! Piccadilly Circus I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas! Nickett and Floggit seem to have acquired a good stock of them recently. They are on Bond St. " I thank you for the info re Nickett & Floggit of Bond Street, however, my old school chum Trumpy procures his spatterguards and piccadills from a small place just off Jermyn Street called Cuthbert Maudslay & Co. and kindly treated me to a pair from there as an early seasonal offering. I gave them a test run earlier and spiffingly,dashed - tip-top is what they are! Excellent quality too! I'm thrilled with them and Trumpy's kindness too! But I have made a note for future reference about Messrs.Nickett & Floggit of Bond Street, purely by coincidence that's just where I am heading off to now for an extraordinary general meeting of the All Gas & Gaiters Society, which reminds me, can anyone advise me as to a source of supply of a pair of top quality gentleman's gaiters? Well off I toddle to Bond Street, avoiding those pesky cross headings again of course! | |||
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"I travel to the Recreation Ground established by Ms Cynthia Payne frequented by MPs, Bishops, Solicitors and other upstanding members of society, now rebranded as Strumpet, Strumpet and Trollop. Nearest station is Brixton (Anyone have a Luncheon Voucher I can borrow?)" Some devilishly shrewd reasoning there, I'm sure that Trollope the younger (he had the "e" suffixed by deed-poll), was a year or two below Trumpy and I at Harrow, old man drove a rather splendid Armstrong-Siddeley Sapphire, still in the family I'm told, as I recall young Trollope was caught in a rather compromised position with a younger boy called Bunny Radcliffe who took to wearing lederhosen in the evenings, to cut a long story short Bunny's old chap was a chum of the head of house, who pulled a few strings resulting in young Trollope getting despatched to Gordonstoun to complete his schooling. Anyway, Trumpy has wangled a few tickets for a bash at the Eagle in Lambeth for us both and for two fine young pupil chaps from chambers so better dash to Vauxhall. Last I heard of Trollope the younger was that he'd made it big in rubber! PS, will despatch a luncheon voucher over early tomorrow a.m. by motorcycle courier, keep your eyes peeled for a blonde German guy called Otto on a speedy BMW P1600 Grand America, I rather fancy getting my hands on the splendid thing, the Beemer looks a challenge to handle too! 😉 Ah yes! Now just where was I heading:- ah!.. yes .that's it!!... To Vauxhall. | |||
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"Bunny Radcliffe! I heard he got very big in the city (and other areas too) think I’ll nip over to his corporate HQ and see if he’s free for coffee Liverpool Street " Well played old chap!! Ah yes! Good old Bunny, decent chap, one of the big knobs on the securities market I'm told, goes by his proper name of Ben (Benjamin) these days, at Harrow, he was the kind of chap that you wouldn't let have a bite of your apple, damned unfortunate front teeth, don't ya know, thus the reason he was known to all as Bunny. Give him my best regards, if you would do me the kindness. I need to call at Maison Bertau on Greek St, to pick up some pastries for the weekend, and fancy a stroll so to:- Tottenham Court Road. (Avoiding those damned wretched cross headings of course!) | |||
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"Will the damned infernal rules allow me to get to Kings Cross." Derogatory remarks regarding the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) are a breach of the rules and is strictly forbidden. As such I'm deemed to issue you with an official club warning (herewith). However putting the breach to one side, to answer your question, yes a passage to King's Cross is perfectly permissable, although the use of the possessive apostrophe must be included. Must dash, it's the Annual General Meeting of the Royal Chapter of the Knights of St Quentin, meeting my dear old chum Trumpy Humpingdon- Tripp KC at:- Holborn. | |||
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"Let’s start off at Monument " Good thinking there, a late night jaunt to:- Blackfriars. | |||
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"Hmmm Farringdon opens so many possibilities. Recalling O’Flynn’s famous 1967 victory in the European championship I play Great Portland Street" Dashed quality move there Homooso! O'Flynn? Hmmm! The name seems vaguely familiar, I once across Inspector Habeus O'Flynn the famous Cork detective who was a guest speaker at one of our "Old Gas & Gaiters" meetings, I seem to think that he mentioned something about having a champion in the family! Does this seem familiar? Well! Where to go on a cold December night? I think I'll don my cloak and toddle along to one of the Brewer Street bars to see who's in circulation this evening - Tottenham Court Road. | |||
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"Two classic and smoothly executed opening moves to the round, Bravo chaps! Bravo! Well I'm suffering a touch of Gout in my left foot, so off to see Doc Morrisey on Harley Street, so to Bond Street (and will hail a cab). Owwwch! The damned wretched pain! " Poor chap, I heartily recommend Trellis’s Patent Balm, applied liberally to the afflicted area. It contains a secret blend of herbs lovingly gathered from the hedgerows of North Wales. I believe it’s available at Forthamilton’s apothecary on Rathbone place. I suggest Tottenham Court Road | |||
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"Two classic and smoothly executed opening moves to the round, Bravo chaps! Bravo! Well I'm suffering a touch of Gout in my left foot, so off to see Doc Morrisey on Harley Street, so to Bond Street (and will hail a cab). Owwwch! The damned wretched pain! Poor chap, I heartily recommend Trellis’s Patent Balm, applied liberally to the afflicted area. It contains a secret blend of herbs lovingly gathered from the hedgerows of North Wales. I believe it’s available at Forthamilton’s apothecary on Rathbone place. I suggest Tottenham Court Road" : Mile End | |||
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"Think I’m going to say Willesden Junction here. Make it easy for you lot. " Hmmm! I've attempted to unfurl the logic there, but so far I'm failing to see one, so I'm assuming that Merryweather's (1883) Algebraic Formula has been applied? Reference to same leads me to:- South Kensington. | |||
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"Ah good old Merryweather! Tufnell Park!!!" They used to be big in fire appliances the old Merryweathers, one of them was housemaster at Harrow, decent chap. Just about to have lunch with my old chum Trumpy, meeting at:- Holborn. | |||
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"Some good news Kentish town tube station opens up again next Monday (23/12) " Camden town | |||
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"Some good news Kentish town tube station opens up again next Monday (23/12) Camden town " Thanks for the update regarding Kentish Town Peepeter, a subtle but a well planned and well executed move. Another busy morning, heading off for coffee with my broker at:- Mansion House. | |||
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"Never really understood this game ?" I've pm'd you CD.🙂👍 | |||
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"Like you off for a well deserved double espresso at Bar Italia, Frith Street, best coffee in Soho! Has to be Leicester Square." Well Funtimes, I'll be damned, very clever, totally unexpected too! Well played. After a dreadfully dreary meeting with my broker, I need a lightener of mood, Trumpy is prosecuting today, so meeting him for a light lunch at:- Snaresbrook. | |||
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"Never really understood this game ?" Very clever move, however I believe under Trumpington's rules that allows me to win this round by calling: Finchley Central | |||
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"Never really understood this game ? Very clever move, however I believe under Trumpington's rules that allows me to win this round by calling: Finchley Central" Invalid move, as MC. Chair I'm duty bound to be totally au fait with the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) and can categorically assert that there is no mention of the particular move that you have attempted. It is however viewed a contravention as and such, I have to issue you with a Club Warning (Herewith). Moving on from this unfortunate incident, veteran MC player, Lord Standerwick suggests a speedy dalliance to:- Kensington High Street. | |||
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"An early morning missive from the Honourable Jonnycumsslowly of Daventry, who kindly concludes the round with this:- "Reply to forum post "What is it about beards that mate men so instantly attractive??" There can only be one response to that ....... Mornington Crescent !" My sincere thanks to dear old Jonny for concluding the round with his uniquely ingenious logic! There's a large Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington Jonny ol'chap.... So to reiterate chaps, Jonny moves:- "Mornington Crescent"." I move to whichever station affords best access to The Bullington.....anyone able to advise ? | |||
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"An early morning missive from the Honourable Jonnycumsslowly of Daventry, who kindly concludes the round with this:- "Reply to forum post "What is it about beards that mate men so instantly attractive??" There can only be one response to that ....... Mornington Crescent !" My sincere thanks to dear old Jonny for concluding the round with his uniquely ingenious logic! There's a large Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington Jonny ol'chap.... So to reiterate chaps, Jonny moves:- "Mornington Crescent". I move to whichever station affords best access to The Bullington.....anyone able to advise ? " Hmmm! Alarm bells 🔔🔔are sounding very loudly here, all bona fide MC Club members would have this basic knowledge on board, since it is an integral part of the initiation and oath of alliance ritual! Do we have yet another imposter in the camp? Be wary chaps, bayonets mounted and at the ready!! | |||
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"I fancy a Langue de Chat or two so I visit the Master Bakers at Maison Bertaux in Greek Street, Soho. There are a number of establishments there that say they offer the services you can get if you are a Master Baker but the services are delivered by scantily dressed ladies. It’s not just the flour that is self raising. Apparently. Therefore I travel to Leicester Square. " Excellent move Hardy old chap, nicely dovetailed, good show! Ah yes! The most excellent Maison Bertau on Greek St, simply the finest patisserie there is, the realm of maîte boulanger Valéry Lacont, a regular at The Bullington during his rest days, always furnishes us with his specialist pastries, thoroughly decent chap, his tasty French stick is second to none! A damned worrying business with having a possible imposter in the camp, I'm calling in at New Scotland Yard to have a word with Chief Superintendent Dickie Ploddingfoot, he'll get to the bottom of things for us chaps, have n'fears at all, be vigilant and at the ready with bayonets mounted! Westminster. | |||
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"I’m sorry, but I really can’t afford to go into zone 4. Can we relocate to Leyton?" can we meet outside a chip shop in Walthamstowe instead | |||
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"What are the fucking rules to this!?" We are bound by a sworn oath to strictly adhere to the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended). With regard to the particular lewd activity to which you refer in your question, this most certainly not permitted within MC play or on hallowed club premises! It beggars belief that the question should even be posed!! Dear Lord! Modern society!! Wretched and damned well appalling!! 🫣 Well, chaps after such a distasteful business, I'm in need of some winter air to clear my bewildered and alarmed mind.... so to:- St James's Park. | |||
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"My traditional Christmas brunch later with my esteemed Chinese friend has been unexpectedly cancelled as he has had to leave the country so I’m off to a Swedish warehouse. A trip to Wembley Park" Maybe someone could take you to pizza express instead🧐 Tower Hill | |||
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"My traditional Christmas brunch later with my esteemed Chinese friend has been unexpectedly cancelled as he has had to leave the country so I’m off to a Swedish warehouse. A trip to Wembley Park" Ah yes! West, I've heard of the Swedish Whorehouse near to Wembley Park, has an excellent reputation for something they call S&M...so so I'm told, not dreaming of visiting myself of course! Dashed smart move though! | |||
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"In this variation is it permitted to venture on to the Docklands Light Railway ? Better play safe for now and go Marble Arch " If it's on the diagrammatic LT network map and it's a currently operating station, it's certainly permitted. | |||
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