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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

We're in a lunar Waning Crescent phase, so the time seems rather appropriate for another round of the time honoured, yet unfathomable game globally known as:-

"Mornington Crescent".

The 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) apply.

Participants please note:-

At the kind and generous gesture of Mrs Trellis:-

For this game only, Bonus points will be awarded for the correct inclusion of apostrophes and ampersands.

I'll initialise the game at (where else but?) :-

Mornington Crescent.

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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Earl's Court

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By *fcdTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Southend


"Earl's Court "
A very strong opening. The only reasonable response is Blackfriars.

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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Well played!

I'm dreading it, but I've some seasonal offerings to procure so to:-

Oxford Circus.

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By *fcdTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Southend

I'm pretty sure the 1952 rules preclude any Christmas activity until December but we'll let it slide on this occasion and do more of the same by moving to South Ken

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By *omoosoMan
7 weeks ago

near you

Avoiding festive shopping

Liverpool Street

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By *omoosoMan
7 weeks ago

near you


"Well played!

I'm dreading it, but I've some seasonal offerings to procure so to:-

Oxford Circus."

I’ve just received a telegram from North Wales. The good lady begs not to receive a box of dates again this year

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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Well played!

I'm dreading it, but I've some seasonal offerings to procure so to:-

Oxford Circus.

I’ve just received a telegram from North Wales. The good lady begs not to receive a box of dates again this year "

Duly noted.

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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Dining at Darjeeling Express in Carnaby Street later, with Clementine and Hugo Pullingham-Downe along with Trumpy and Dolores Dumpingdon-Tripp

so a quick cab dash back to base to shower and change then to:-

Piccadilly Circus.

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By *omoosoMan
7 weeks ago

near you

Well that demands the Atherton Obscure Response:

Elephant & Castle

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By *ardy500ukMan
7 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I use the Zimbabwean Inverted Declension (1952 and bar) and arrive at

Barking

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By *omoosoMan
7 weeks ago

near you


"I use the Zimbabwean Inverted Declension (1952 and bar) and arrive at

Barking"

Last played, I believe, during the 1979 world championships, held in Basildon, during the infamous 3 day long quarter final.

Now, as then, I counter it with White City

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By *D_Slut_nfkMan
7 weeks ago

North Walsham

I see your white city and raise you:

Cockfosters.

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By *omoosoMan
7 weeks ago

near you

Umpire! Surely Bullingdon 4:vii (1952) permits no further than Arsenal during weekend play

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By *evanian OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Umpire! Surely Bullingdon 4:vii (1952) permits no further than Arsenal during weekend play"

Assuming that you addressing myself as MC Chair?(as we don't have an umpire). The restriction you refer to was lifted some time ago, players are totally free to use the entire current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan.

My last port of call today:-

South Kensington.

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By *hamesguyMan
7 weeks ago

Sunbury

Ealing Broadway

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By *eepeter4Man
6 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Down street (Mayfair) but the local residents are up in arms about having riff raff in the area

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Down street (Mayfair) but the local residents are up in arms about having riff raff in the area"

Invalid move!!

As stated in the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (As amended) - The First Amendment of 1995 reads:-

"Players are totally free to use the entire current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan".

Down Street (Mayfair) has been closed since 1932, and therefore as such, is not part of the "current LT rail network as displayed on the standard plan".

Such a serious disruption of the game leaves me with no option other than to abide by the rules by proclaiming:-

Mornington Crescent.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Permit me to begin the next round:

Balham

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Permit me to begin the next round:

Balham"

Thank you, well played!

Perhaps an opportune moment to pay tribute to the tragic 68 souls who perished at Balham Underground Station on the night of October 14th, 1940, when a German a bomb penetrated the road outside and exploded in the underground station.

May they all Rest in Eternal Peace.🌿🕊️

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Following a time of reflection at Balham, I will make my way to Whitehall so to:-

Charing Cross.

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Got to be Dollis Hill now surely ?

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Got to be Dollis Hill now surely ?"

The application of ingenious reasoning in evidence there! 👏

Well to launch the Festive Season🎄, this evening, we are going to the Cathedral Advent Carol Service🎵🔔🎵 at:-

St Paul's.

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Tentatively suggest Warren Street . . . not sure if that’s within the Burlington / Albemarle variation rules though.

Can anyone advise ?

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Tentatively suggest Warren Street . . . not sure if that’s within the Burlington / Albemarle variation rules though.

Can anyone advise ?"

Warren Street is a perfectly valid move within The 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) to which we are playing.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you


"Tentatively suggest Warren Street . . . not sure if that’s within the Burlington / Albemarle variation rules though.

Can anyone advise ?"

Warren Street sounds like an idea, but to avoid an illegal repetition I shall play Tottenham Court Road and hot foot it from there

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Thanks for that.

Time to play safe I think with Lancaster Gate

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By *unFitFifty888Man
6 weeks ago

various

Damn there’s some good rules knowledge on here this time round…

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you


"Damn there’s some good rules knowledge on here this time round…

"

Our honourable chairman will tolerate nothing less

Woolwich

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By *ogwhammerMan
6 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

Barons Court

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By *ay_ThinkingGuyMan
6 weeks ago

Gt Yarmouth

Well, with Barons Court apart from Earl's Court which is a bit conventional, let's go for Prince Regent.

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By *tar33Man
6 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Staying in West London, a mush in Shepherd's Bush.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Staying in West London, a mush in Shepherd's Bush."

A well orchestrated move and bonus points too for the inclusion of the apostrophe!

Where to go at this late hour? Hmmmm!

The bright lights of:-

Piccadilly Circus.😉

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

An early morning appointment with my camp tailors (Stitch and Bitch) to adjust the fall of my latest trousers to accommodate my dressing to the right, I travel to

Wapping

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Oh dear! How sad! Too bad!...Never mind! I've had to vacate Piccadilly Circus and find myself in....

Goodge Street.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Ugh! Begads! Is there anything worse to give one the pip more than a dreich Monday morning in December when... Damn and blast it!!.....

One has neglected to bring one's sou'wester, mackintosh and galoshes!! Fortunately a kind ticket inspector has loaned me an umbrella, my sincere thanks to young Medhat at:-

Caledonian Road.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

I'm having to implement the "4 hour rule" of "inactivity" and reluctantly declare:-

Mornington Crescent!

Over to my honourable friends the MC regulars to instigate a new round.

PS:- Has anyone had word from Mrs Trellis?

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

There’s a dreadful rumour circulating on the telegraph wires that she has gone to Faliraki for a week, I refuse to believe it and suspect she is otherwise engaged steaming Christmas puddings.

Permit me to commence with: Old Steet

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By *ancjay2000Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Ah, starting off with the Littleton Gambit. Not seen that one in a while.

Better play it safe and go Stamford Brook.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Well spotted my man!

Kilburn

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By *ancjay2000Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

I nearly called a standard rules fault then, til I realised we're in December now. And anyway it's north of Paddington.

Parsons Green.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

That demands a Macmillan’s pass to

Bromley-by-Bow

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By *ancjay2000Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

In that case I'll do a mirror switch to West Kensington

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By *hiteroseMan
6 weeks ago

Neverwhere

No dubious switches, passes or gambits from me.

Uxbridge

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Arnos Grove

Get out of that one !

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Using a Discretionary Synapse (Darlington Version) I disembark at

Balham

(Gateway to the South)

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Spiffingly ingenious play again chaps! Bravo!

Following receipt of an urgent telex from Agent Trell.....errr! I mean errr .....

Mmmisses Tttrellis, I'm now duty bound to report to the ticket office and then ask for an Inspector Sands at the Operations Room at Euston.... There's no smoke without fire... apparently! Sounds a tad ominous eh what? 🤔

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Seem to have got myself into a cul de sac at Mill Hill East.

Can anyone suggest a way out ?

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By *eepeter4Man
6 weeks ago

Bournemouth

As anyone else heard the Inspector Sands announcement lately I think I have only heard it once on Waterloo station

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Managed to escape via Totteridge and Whetstone.

Now it’s Chancery Lane for a powerful play

If I can find the way there.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Shepherd’s Bush

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days? "

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus"

I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas!

Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter.

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By *eepeter4Man
6 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus

I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas!

Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter.

"

you don't want to be hanging around Leicester Square between 10am and 1pm weekdays we don't want to be upsetting Mr O'Brien (LBC)

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus

I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas!

Leicester Square avoiding those infernal cross headings, damned perilous things should be outlawed! Will get my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp KC to have a word with the Lord Chancellor about the confounded matter.

"

Dashed bad luck old chap, have you tried mail order from Trellis & Co Ltd of North Wales?

Last move from me this evening: Pimlico

(Does one need a passport)

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Dashed bad luck old chap, have you tried mail order from Trellis & Co Ltd of North Wales?

Last move from me this evening: Pimlico

(Does one need a passport)"

Oh begads! The entire business of Trellis & Co Ltd of Llandudno Junction, North Wales has been impounded by HMRC following an ongoing investigation by the local constabulary, I can't elaborate further atm. However, my old chum Trumpy procures his spatterguards and piccadills from a small place just off Jermyn Street called Cuthbert Maudslay & Co.and he has kindly offered to pick a pair up for me from there. Bless you Trumpy ol'boy! There's a few drams of Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington.

Pimlico? Eh what, what? oh Lord no! A passport is not required, but please do give my regards to the plumbers there especially to Big Norman who was simply a whizz with my seized header-tank ball-cock in the freeze last back-end!

Now, without further ado, hoping to avoid any holdups, I'll try my nocturnal luck at Sloane Square.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

A most interesting night in Pimlico thanks to Big Norman! I can see why he’s called big and very talented with his hands!

Time to recover with morning coffee and some people watching

Covent Garden

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"A most interesting night in Pimlico thanks to Big Norman! I can see why he’s called big and very talented with his hands!

Time to recover with morning coffee and some people watching

Covent Garden"

Well by the joskets! I'll be damned !! Covent Garden eh, what?... I'd never have thought of that one, very subtle and dashed well executed! Bravo! ..Covent Garden?..Hmmmm!

well blow me!!

Good to hear that Big Norm is still on top form, I simply won't let anyone else other than he touch my pipes, he is indeed a most talented chap!

Well, I must dash, meeting my old chum Trumpy for coffee at Russell Square.

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By *ukfellaMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucester

After studying the masters of the game: Rushton, Garden and Brooke Taylor.

Me as a novice player will enter an appropriate play of Petticoat Lane.

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By *ndrewukMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire West ..........

No no no!

You are all missing the obvious,

It is staring you in the face.

A simple double 6 gives you:

Cockfosters

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Rushton, Garden and Brooke-Taylor? Are they those three buffoons who poorly mimic our esteemed MC game on the wireless? Pfft! Total guttersnipes who play most shoddily, best to ignore those media egotists with due contempt! This is the true home of:-

Mornington Crescent!

Oh! damn and blast, I have inadvertently ended the round!! 😡

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By *ukfellaMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucester

How remiss of me, I forgot to mention the Maestro Cryer. Shall we start anew. Say from Gerrys club,

Shaftsbury Avenue.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"How remiss of me, I forgot to mention the Maestro Cryer. Shall we start anew. Say from Gerrys club,

Shaftsbury Avenue."

Begads man! There will be no further references to those buffoonish egotists on the wireless who attempt to ape and mimic our esteemed MC game, it constitutes a serious breach of the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended), the penalty for such a breech is the issue of a Club Warning (herewith) any further breach will result in the issue of a Black Ball🌑 and a period of suspension.

Sorry to have to mention this

sensitive matter, but MC Club members are adamant that I must run a tight ship, you will doubtlessly understand my reasons and in that sentiment I thank you.

Now, just where was I going? Hmmm...oh yes to The Ivy to discuss the details of The All Gas and Gaiters Society's Annual Luncheon, so via:-

Leicester Square.

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By *ukfellaMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucester

That puts Shepherds bush out of bounds. So Old Bailey.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"That puts Shepherds bush out of bounds. So Old Bailey. "

Ah yes, I see the issue with Shepherds Bush, well spotted, although the nearest station to Old Bailey is St. Paul's, a shrewd move nonetheless.

I'm in the proximity myself, meeting my old chum Trumpy Humpingdon-Tripp at The Last Judgment on:-

Chancery Lane.

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By *ugh40Man
6 weeks ago

Wetherby

Tottenham Court Road

Mornington Crescent

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Tottenham Court Road

Mornington Crescent"

Invalid move!! Only one station is allowed to be named per turn, two moves in one effectively cancels both! In accordance with the rules, I'm bound to issue you with a Club Warning! (Herewith).

May I remind all MC Club members that it is our sworn duty to make ourselves totally familiar with the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended). Thank you all.

At such a late hour I will take a short jaunt to:-

Baker Street.

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Ah yes, 221B the home of the private investigators Holmes & Watson, trading as Clever Dick Inc.

I make the move to

Marylebone

(It’s elementary my dear)

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Ah yes, 221B the home of the private investigators Holmes & Watson, trading as Clever Dick Inc.

I make the move to

Marylebone

(It’s elementary my dear)"

The good old Baker Street and Waterloo Railway, a nice subtle and well executed move there ol' chap! I like it! 😁

Oddly, in the days of Holmes and Watson, the highest property number in Baker Street was then 85, so although time has since produced a 221B, in Sherlock's book it's very much an unsolved mystery!

Keeping to the broon line theme, I'm going to put my new spatterguards, an early seasonal offering from my dear ol' Trumpy, to the test with a quick spin to:-

Paddington (remembering my Finest Dundee Marmalade Sandwiches to devour en route of course!) 😋

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By *londebiguyMan
6 weeks ago

near Southport

What on earth is this absolute shite?

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"What on earth is this absolute shite?"

Hear! Hear! Well said! I'm wondering the very same thing myself too, dreadful hogwash and arse gravy of the worst type! I'm dashed glad that I'm not alone in thought ol' chap, you for coffee? Perhaps we could discuss it over a frothy cappuccino at Forties Corner House?

Piccadilly Circus (avoiding those blasted cross headings again of course!).

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Well chaps, after the overnight drama of discovering a pesky imposter from the north-west dressed in clerical garb in the camp, the good old Bow Street runners arrived and have apprehended him, it seems that he had been doing a spot tea-leafing too as an assortment of sex toys was found on his person for which he was unable to produce a receipt of sale!

So a very early start this morning to meet a couple of old Harrovian chums off the early train at:-

Waterloo.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

To comply with the rules, I'm going to have to put the "Four Hour of Inactivity" rule into motion again and declare:-

Mornington Crescent

Over to the honourable MC regulars to instigate a new round.

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I start the next round with a visit to my solicitors, Sue, Grabbitt and Runne who are conveniently situated near

Hayes & Harlington

(I claim the double points)

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Well played that man!

Inspires me to make a Parson’s Peculiar to

Highgate

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus

I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas!

"

Nickett and Floggit seem to have acquired a good stock of them recently.

They are on Bond St.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Tip-top tactics chaps, dashed good play all around!

Time for the inclusion of an ampersand (double-points).

Chalfont & Latimer.

P.S. Can any of you good chaps advise where I can procure a new pair of spatterdashes these days?

Bumfrey & Willie’s in Jermyn Street of course!

Piccadilly Circus

I called at Bumfreys earlier and spoke to young Mr Willie who regretted to inform me that their entire stock of spatterdashes has been annihilated during a rodent invasion, their old supplier closed in 1964 when the senior partner met his maker alas!

Nickett and Floggit seem to have acquired a good stock of them recently.

They are on Bond St. "

I thank you for the info re Nickett & Floggit of Bond Street, however, my old school chum Trumpy procures his spatterguards and piccadills from a small place just off Jermyn Street called Cuthbert Maudslay & Co. and kindly treated me to a pair from there as an early seasonal offering. I gave them a test run earlier and spiffingly,dashed - tip-top is what they are! Excellent quality too! I'm thrilled with them and Trumpy's kindness too! But I have made a note for future reference about Messrs.Nickett & Floggit of Bond Street, purely by coincidence that's just where I am heading off to now for an extraordinary general meeting of the All Gas & Gaiters Society, which reminds me, can anyone advise me as to a source of supply of a pair of top quality gentleman's gaiters?

Well off I toddle to Bond Street, avoiding those pesky cross headings again of course!

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

My my, didn’t know N&F were still trading, must call in the next time I’m passing, they used to provide a most accommodating range of undersupports.

I hear there’s a fascinating display of nocturnal flora to be seen at

Kew Gardens

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I travel to the Recreation Ground established by Ms Cynthia Payne frequented by MPs, Bishops, Solicitors and other upstanding members of society, now rebranded as Strumpet, Strumpet and Trollop.

Nearest station is

Brixton

(Anyone have a Luncheon Voucher I can borrow?)

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"I travel to the Recreation Ground established by Ms Cynthia Payne frequented by MPs, Bishops, Solicitors and other upstanding members of society, now rebranded as Strumpet, Strumpet and Trollop.

Nearest station is

Brixton

(Anyone have a Luncheon Voucher I can borrow?)"

Some devilishly shrewd reasoning there, I'm sure that Trollope the younger (he had the "e" suffixed by deed-poll), was a year or two below Trumpy and I at Harrow, old man drove a rather splendid Armstrong-Siddeley Sapphire, still in the family I'm told, as I recall young Trollope was caught in a rather compromised position with a younger boy called Bunny Radcliffe who took to wearing lederhosen in the evenings, to cut a long story short Bunny's old chap was a chum of the head of house, who pulled a few strings resulting in young Trollope getting despatched to Gordonstoun to complete his schooling.

Anyway, Trumpy has wangled a few tickets for a bash at the Eagle in Lambeth for us both and for two fine young pupil chaps from chambers so better dash to Vauxhall. Last I heard of Trollope the younger was that he'd made it big in rubber!

PS, will despatch a luncheon voucher over early tomorrow a.m. by motorcycle courier, keep your eyes peeled for a blonde German guy called Otto on a speedy BMW P1600 Grand America, I rather fancy getting my hands on the splendid thing, the Beemer looks a challenge to handle too! 😉

Ah yes! Now just where was I heading:- ah!.. yes .that's it!!... To Vauxhall.

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Bunny Radcliffe! I heard he got very big in the city (and other areas too) think I’ll nip over to his corporate HQ and see if he’s free for coffee

Liverpool Street

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Bunny Radcliffe! I heard he got very big in the city (and other areas too) think I’ll nip over to his corporate HQ and see if he’s free for coffee

Liverpool Street "

Well played old chap!! Ah yes! Good old Bunny, decent chap, one of the big knobs on the securities market I'm told, goes by his proper name of Ben (Benjamin) these days, at Harrow, he was the kind of chap that you wouldn't let have a bite of your apple, damned unfortunate front teeth, don't ya know, thus the reason he was known to all as Bunny. Give him my best regards, if you would do me the kindness.

I need to call at Maison Bertau on Greek St, to pick up some pastries for the weekend, and fancy a stroll so to:-

Tottenham Court Road. (Avoiding those damned wretched cross headings of course!)

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By *D_Slut_nfkMan
6 weeks ago

North Walsham

Will the damned infernal rules allow me to get to

Kings Cross.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Will the damned infernal rules allow me to get to

Kings Cross."

Derogatory remarks regarding the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) are a breach of the rules and is strictly forbidden. As such I'm deemed to issue you with an official club warning (herewith).

However putting the breach to one side, to answer your question, yes a passage to King's Cross is perfectly permissable, although the use of the possessive apostrophe must be included.

Must dash, it's the Annual General Meeting of the Royal Chapter of the Knights of St Quentin, meeting my dear old chum Trumpy Humpingdon- Tripp KC at:-

Holborn.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Once again to comply with the rules, I'm going to have to put the "Four Hour of Inactivity" rule into motion again and declare:-

Mornington Crescent

Over to the honourable MC regulars to instigate a new round.

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By *abottomMan
6 weeks ago

Towcester

Let’s start off at

Monument

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Let’s start off at

Monument "

Good thinking there, a late night jaunt to:-

Blackfriars.

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Later today I go to a special performance of The Sugar Plum Fairy from The Nutcracker. I do enjoy nice plums as indeed did the composer Tchaikovsky. I go to

Covent Garden

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

With the current weather warning I invoke the Fish Amendment of 1987

Marble Arch

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Dashed quality moves there old chums! The Fish hash up of '87, I recall it well, poor old chap was only doing his best.

Ah yes! Hardy, Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy! I remember it well, a particular favourite! I trust that the performance was both refreshing and inspirational? I'm most partial to Elvas Plums from Fortnums, inspired by Tchaikovsky's Sugar Plum Fairy don't ya know! Simply divine at Christmas whilst watching the Royal address!

Dastardly tempestuous conditions abound this morning, just nipping out shortly for my Telegraph and will partake of a coffee at:-

Charing Cross.

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

That bloody fish amendment !

Has to be Goldhawk Rd then.

But I don’t like it

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Well played that man

St John’s Wood

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By *raggahboyMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

Miss crowds altogether Bond street

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Am worried that the dear Mrs Trellis will be blown away, anyone had any word?

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By *ardy500ukMan
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Maybe it’s Mr. Trellis that’s being blown away by Mrs. Trellis; she knows it’s rude to talk with your mouth full.

It’s quite windy here;

London Bridge

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By *amie1402Man
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

London Bridge ?

That’s easy.

Got you now.

Barons Court !

Get out of that !

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By *omoosoMan
6 weeks ago

near you

Notting Hill Gate of course….

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By *untimes61Man
6 weeks ago

Islington, London

Some of you might have heard of The Gate Club in Notting Hill.

So Naturally it has to be Aldgate.

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By *evanian OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Tip-top quality play chaps!

Regarding the honourable Mrs Trellis, we spoke earlier, she said that the entire North Wales Coast Anglesey and the Lleyn has, and is continuing to take, a fair battering under desperately tempestuous conditions, Mrs Trellis herself is on good form and she was busy baking mince pies when I called, although she was very concerned about the state of Llandudno pier which has received some severe storm damage, the kiosk that Mrs Trellis used to sell her fine plum jam in had been ripped off its anchoring points, and there is a great concern about the entire pier structure at Llandudno tonight. Will keep you all updated as soon as I hear anything further on the topic.

Just off to a late night seasonal bash at Haringey with a couple of chums Trumpy and Smudge, so to:-

Turnpike Lane (I'm informed that the cross headings there have now all been removed which is only a good thing).

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Well ol' Darragh is still mightily pounding here, hoping the blighter runs out of puff and gusto soon, I'm really not sure how much more I can take right of him right now!

When he has taken his leave, I'm going progress the game with a good swift head shunt to:-

Hampstead -

(observing the limitations of the pearlings and risers of course!)

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By *ogwhammerMan
5 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

Canary wharf due to vertical conditions being in play

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Well if you’re invoking vertical conditions ….

Mile End

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Some nice clean straightforward play there chaps!

A rather lazy morning here, I'm intrigued by the Screaming Spectre sightings at Farringdon, so meeting a friend there who has the use of some specialized gear to check it out.

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Hmmm Farringdon opens so many possibilities. Recalling O’Flynn’s famous 1967 victory in the European championship I play

Great Portland Street

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Hmmm Farringdon opens so many possibilities. Recalling O’Flynn’s famous 1967 victory in the European championship I play

Great Portland Street"

Dashed quality move there Homooso!

O'Flynn? Hmmm! The name seems vaguely familiar, I once across Inspector Habeus O'Flynn the famous Cork detective who was a guest speaker at one of our "Old Gas & Gaiters" meetings, I seem to think that he mentioned something about having a champion in the family! Does this seem familiar?

Well! Where to go on a cold December night? I think I'll don my cloak and toddle along to one of the Brewer Street bars to see who's in circulation this evening -

Tottenham Court Road.

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

I reckon you’re heading for Heathrow Terminal 5

No escape that way unfortunately

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Monument but I don't want to bump inyo a Arsonist called Hubert

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Swiss Cottage for a short stay

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

A few dynamic moves there chaps, well played.

Whitechapel.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

An early morning missive from the Honourable Jonnycumsslowly of Daventry, who kindly concludes the round with this:-

"Reply to forum post "What is it about beards that mate men so instantly attractive??"

There can only be one response to that ....... Mornington Crescent !"

My sincere thanks to dear old Jonny for concluding the round with his uniquely ingenious logic! There's a large Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington Jonny ol'chap....

So to reiterate chaps, Jonny moves:-

"Mornington Crescent".

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Monday morning madness demands a new round, purely for our collective sanity!

Permit me to commence with a Farquharsinian opening:

Whitechapel

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By *ardy500ukMan
5 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I meet my old friend Ermintrude Alcock who wishes to visit Smithfield Meat Market to ask one of the sturdy porters if there’s anything well hung there today.

We travel (in hope) to

Barbican

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Two classic and smoothly executed opening moves to the round, Bravo chaps! Bravo!

Well I'm suffering a touch of Gout in my left foot, so off to see Doc Morrisey on Harley Street, so to Bond Street (and will hail a cab). Owwwch! The damned wretched pain!

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By *arenGloucTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Gloucester

Have we already visits Bakerloo it seems most appropriate

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Parsons Green seems appropriate here.

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you


"Two classic and smoothly executed opening moves to the round, Bravo chaps! Bravo!

Well I'm suffering a touch of Gout in my left foot, so off to see Doc Morrisey on Harley Street, so to Bond Street (and will hail a cab). Owwwch! The damned wretched pain! "

Poor chap, I heartily recommend Trellis’s Patent Balm, applied liberally to the afflicted area. It contains a secret blend of herbs lovingly gathered from the hedgerows of North Wales.

I believe it’s available at Forthamilton’s apothecary on Rathbone place. I suggest

Tottenham Court Road

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By *ndrewukMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire West ..........


"Two classic and smoothly executed opening moves to the round, Bravo chaps! Bravo!

Well I'm suffering a touch of Gout in my left foot, so off to see Doc Morrisey on Harley Street, so to Bond Street (and will hail a cab). Owwwch! The damned wretched pain!

Poor chap, I heartily recommend Trellis’s Patent Balm, applied liberally to the afflicted area. It contains a secret blend of herbs lovingly gathered from the hedgerows of North Wales.

I believe it’s available at Forthamilton’s apothecary on Rathbone place. I suggest

Tottenham Court Road"

:

Mile End

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Spiffingly tip-top tactics chaps, jolly good! Bravo.

Thanks to Homooso for his suggestion re Trellis's Patent Balm, I shall bear that in mind. In the interim Doc Morrisey has prescribed a course of Colchicine to treat the confounded pain of the old Gout on one's metatarsal.

Trumpy and the chappos are taking me to an all nighter in Brewer Street in a bath chair that they have borrowed, so we're currently heading to:-

Piccadilly Circus.

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5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Once again to comply with the rules, I'm going to have to put the "Four Hour of Inactivity" rule into motion again and my dear old chum Trumpy has kindly come in at dawn's crack to perform Humpingdon's Shunt to the tune of Va, pensiero in F# major from Verdi's Nabucco to hopefully arrive in time for a hearty breakfast at:- Covent Garden.

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Think I’m going to say Willesden Junction here.

Make it easy for you lot.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Think I’m going to say Willesden Junction here.

Make it easy for you lot. "

Hmmm! I've attempted to unfurl the logic there, but so far I'm failing to see one, so I'm assuming that Merryweather's (1883) Algebraic Formula has been applied?

Reference to same leads me to:-

South Kensington.

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By *ardy500ukMan
5 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I travel to Fortnum and Mason’s fine epicurean establishment in search of the exquisite caffeine elixir, Camp Coffee. A demi tasse of this infusion taken with a generous slice of fairy cake is most refreshing.

I alight at Green Park.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Excellent Hardy old boy! Bravo! Bravo!

Whilst you're at Fortnums, I would highly recommend the procurement of

Elvas Plums, inspired by Tchaikovsky's Sugar Plum Fairy don't ya know! Simply prefect on Christmas Day with a few tipples of vintage Cockburn's whilst taking in the Royal address!

Whitechapel.

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Ah good old Merryweather!

Tufnell Park!!!

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Ah good old Merryweather!

Tufnell Park!!!"

They used to be big in fire appliances the old Merryweathers, one of them was housemaster at Harrow, decent chap.

Just about to have lunch with my old chum Trumpy, meeting at:-

Holborn.

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Long trek now to Osterley

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Osterley… seldom played but never fails!

Always best followed with the safe but sure

East Acton

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By *D_Slut_nfkMan
5 weeks ago

North Walsham

East Acton...outstanding!

I'm taking an "oblique shoe shuffle" to:

Cockfosters.

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City

It has been a busy and fulfilling day for me, a kind man had invited me to partake in a private weeky gastronomical event with his group of friends.

The event was great fun, I sampled all of his friends offerings, these included: delicous meatballs (some were too large to fit in my mouth), the firmest beefcake, and a variety of different shaped and sized savaloy's; luckily there was no cheese, as I am lactose intollerent.

Seeing meat rubbing done in so many different ways was very enjoyable and everyone invited me to have a go.

After this my buns were buttered and they took turns trying their sausages as a filling, after a while some guys added their sauce, others dipped their sausage in the fresh sauce and then added theirs, each new recipe was loudly applauded.

Whilst they were enjoying my buns a group of others were blind taste testing me with their tossed salad dressings.

For dessert I was invited to enjoy the popped cherry of a new member, it was delicous.

I savoured their gift of a well basted and battered ring as I walked back to:

.

Whitechapel

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

I have just received a telegram from Mrs Trellis of North Wales, she is overcome with delight at your gastronomic event and begs an invitation to the next such gathering.

Chigwell

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City

I have also received a communication from Mrs. Trellis of North Wales, along with her advice on how best to enjoy a toad in the hole.

Her suggestion for cock a leekie as an appetiser had me licking my lips reminiscing about Welsh seamen and how they used to take me on their boat after I had been told to go down for them by my master in London.

I am not so keen on Mrs. Trellis' recommendation of a spotted dick as pudding, I know the guys enjoyed making a cream pie whilst I had my face buried in tea bags but being more of a fruity I prefer a banana split, especially when served hot & glistening with non dairy cream.

I am aquainted with Mrs. Trellis' brother who lives in London and loves to have others taste his Welsh rarebit, I am meeting with him next week at Cockfosters.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

A somewhat hectic evening at the amusingly named "Filthy Fanny's" 😁 celebrating the appointment of one of Trumpy's old pupils on her amazing appointment to the judiciary, without further ado we find ourselves at:-

Shoreditch High Street.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Once again to comply with the rules, I'm going to have to put the "Four Hour of Inactivity" rule into motion again and declare:-

Mornington Crescent

Over to the honourable MC regulars to instigate a new round.

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Some good news Kentish town tube station opens up again next Monday (23/12)

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Some good news Kentish town tube station opens up again next Monday (23/12) "
Camden town

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Some good news Kentish town tube station opens up again next Monday (23/12) Camden town "

Thanks for the update regarding Kentish Town Peepeter, a subtle but a well planned and well executed move.

Another busy morning, heading off for coffee with my broker at:-

Mansion House.

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By *untimes61Man
5 weeks ago

Islington, London

Like you off for a well deserved double espresso at Bar Italia, Frith Street, best coffee in Soho!

Has to be Leicester Square.

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By *D_SuckerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Sileby

Never really understood this game ?

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Never really understood this game ?"

I've pm'd you CD.🙂👍

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Like you off for a well deserved double espresso at Bar Italia, Frith Street, best coffee in Soho!

Has to be Leicester Square."

Well Funtimes, I'll be damned, very clever, totally unexpected too! Well played.

After a dreadfully dreary meeting with my broker, I need a lightener of mood, Trumpy is prosecuting today, so meeting him for a light lunch at:-

Snaresbrook.

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City


"Never really understood this game ?"

Very clever move, however I believe under Trumpington's rules that allows me to win this round by calling:

Finchley Central

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Never really understood this game ?

Very clever move, however I believe under Trumpington's rules that allows me to win this round by calling:

Finchley Central"

Invalid move, as MC. Chair I'm duty bound to be totally au fait with the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) and can categorically assert that there is no mention of the particular move that you have attempted. It is however viewed a contravention as and such, I have to issue you with a Club Warning (Herewith).

Moving on from this unfortunate incident, veteran MC player, Lord Standerwick suggests a speedy dalliance to:-

Kensington High Street.

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By *ardy500ukMan
5 weeks ago

High Wycombe

As a lapsed member of the Danny La Rue Appreciation Society I travel with the music of Liberace in my ears to

Queen’s Park

(Mind the gap)

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City

Apologies, had forgotten we were playing under the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended) and cede to your position as MC. Chair and the club warning (herewith) is dutifully accepted.

As you did not put me in Nidd I shall continue playing but will review the rules by taking advantage of the additional time in travelling to the furthest station.

Chesham.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

I thank you for your most dignified response Mr Summer, apologies accepted and duly noted. Chesham is a well orchestrated move to the territorial outposts, wise to take a Thermos and some sustenance for such a trek in these cold wintery climes.

Just a quick dash to Knightsbridge, I rather fancy some fine Highland Game Pie and Matured Stilton for supper this evening from the Foodhall in Harrod's, a few glasses of vintage Cockburn's is a perfect accompaniment on a cold winter's evening. Ah yes! Almost lost my thread for a second, it's off to :- Knightsbridge.

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By *onnycumslowlyMan
5 weeks ago

Daventry


"An early morning missive from the Honourable Jonnycumsslowly of Daventry, who kindly concludes the round with this:-

"Reply to forum post "What is it about beards that mate men so instantly attractive??"

There can only be one response to that ....... Mornington Crescent !"

My sincere thanks to dear old Jonny for concluding the round with his uniquely ingenious logic! There's a large Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington Jonny ol'chap....

So to reiterate chaps, Jonny moves:-

"Mornington Crescent"."

I move to whichever station affords best access to The Bullington.....anyone able to advise ?

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By *ardy500ukMan
5 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I fancy a Langue de Chat or two so I visit the Master Bakers at Maison Bertaux in Greek Street, Soho. There are a number of establishments there that say they offer the services you can get if you are a Master Baker but the services are delivered by scantily dressed ladies. It’s not just the flour that is self raising. Apparently.

Therefore I travel to Leicester Square.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"An early morning missive from the Honourable Jonnycumsslowly of Daventry, who kindly concludes the round with this:-

"Reply to forum post "What is it about beards that mate men so instantly attractive??"

There can only be one response to that ....... Mornington Crescent !"

My sincere thanks to dear old Jonny for concluding the round with his uniquely ingenious logic! There's a large Tomatin Malt awaiting you on the bar at The Bullington Jonny ol'chap....

So to reiterate chaps, Jonny moves:-

"Mornington Crescent".

I move to whichever station affords best access to The Bullington.....anyone able to advise ?

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Hmmm! Alarm bells 🔔🔔are sounding very loudly here, all bona fide MC Club members would have this basic knowledge on board, since it is an integral part of the initiation and oath of alliance ritual! Do we have yet another imposter in the camp? Be wary chaps, bayonets mounted and at the ready!!

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"I fancy a Langue de Chat or two so I visit the Master Bakers at Maison Bertaux in Greek Street, Soho. There are a number of establishments there that say they offer the services you can get if you are a Master Baker but the services are delivered by scantily dressed ladies. It’s not just the flour that is self raising. Apparently.

Therefore I travel to Leicester Square. "

Excellent move Hardy old chap, nicely dovetailed, good show!

Ah yes! The most excellent Maison Bertau on Greek St, simply the finest patisserie there is, the realm of maîte boulanger Valéry Lacont, a regular at The Bullington during his rest days, always furnishes us with his specialist pastries, thoroughly decent chap, his tasty French stick is second to none!

A damned worrying business with having a possible imposter in the camp, I'm calling in at New Scotland Yard to have a word with Chief Superintendent Dickie Ploddingfoot, he'll get to the bottom of things for us chaps, have n'fears at all, be vigilant and at the ready with bayonets mounted!

Westminster.

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

Ah dear old Dickie, there’s a blast from my past! He felt my collar on more than one occasion, he felt other things as well. If I recall correctly he was very skilled in the use of his truncheon.

As we approach the weekend, I invoke the Florian Bailey exception:

Highgate

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City

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By *ummerTV/TS
5 weeks ago

City

I fear the esteemed gentleman MC. Chair may be correct in his concerns that an imposter is amongst us.

This reminds me of the events that unfolded outside Warren Street in 1971,that initated the early enaction of operation FOOT, culminating in the great expulsion of 80 KGB spies on the SS Baltika.

I propose therefore that, in accordance with the Emergency Action Plan, Section IV (Sabotage), Subsection ii.(b), the MC. Chair call an Extraordinary General Meeting in accordance with Section XV (Location) Subsection viii (f) of the aforementioned Emergency Action Plan.

Date & Time to be within 8 hours of any suspicion being promulgated by the MC. Chair, in accordance with Section XVI (Date & Time) Subsection ii (b) (Greenwich Meantime).

I suggest bona fide club members take the opportunity prior to departing to remind themselves of Section XVII (Identification & Signlalling) (2024 revision) Subsections i to iv so that they are up to date on the definitions of article(s) to carry and/or wear and methods of identification.

I shall myself practice prior to travelling the method for signalling of suspicoun designated under paragraph 4(b) (2024 revision).

In response to the instruction from the MC. Chair regarding mounting of bayonets, due to secuirity at station barriers I shall have to secure my bayonet for safety in its frog en-route but can assure him that I have fully prepared myself ready for the mounting of bayonets upon arrival.

I propose that our meeting place be the station with the least number of passengers to avoid the opportunity of any imposter concealing themself, whilst awaiting a seconder and further instructions from the MC. Chair I make my way towards:-

Roding Valley.

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumberland

I’m sorry, but I really can’t afford to go into zone 4. Can we relocate to Leyton?

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"I’m sorry, but I really can’t afford to go into zone 4. Can we relocate to Leyton?"
can we meet outside a chip shop in Walthamstowe instead

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Well gentlemen, with regard to our concerns regarding security, Chief Superintendent Dickie Ploddingfoot has advised that we all continue as normal whilst he and his team continue their professional investigations, there is also more involved than I am at liberty to discuss at present.

In the meantime, the use of firearms and the mounting of bayonets can be stood down.

In progressing the round, I'm following Lord Standerwick's lead as we head for lunch at:-

Barbican.

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By *loryhole SuckMan
5 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

What are the fucking rules to this!?

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By *eorgesdadMan
5 weeks ago

Long Eaton Nottingham

Highgate has seen some hangings

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"What are the fucking rules to this!?"

We are bound by a sworn oath to strictly adhere to the 1952 Bullington Club Convention Rules (as amended).

With regard to the particular lewd activity to which you refer in your question, this most certainly not permitted within MC play or on hallowed club premises! It beggars belief that the question should even be posed!!

Dear Lord! Modern society!! Wretched and damned well appalling!! 🫣

Well, chaps after such a distasteful business, I'm in need of some winter air to clear my bewildered and alarmed mind.... so to:-

St James's Park.

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you

I have dispatched a messenger to north wales with some calming powders for the good lady, so horrified was she by that ungentlemanly outburst.

I myself need some fortification

Leiscester Square

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By *hamesguyMan
5 weeks ago

Sunbury

Baron's Court

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I am off to the Chips shop to see Elvis Presley so it as to be Walthamstowe.

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Bayswater for some light relief.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Stupendous play in evidence this evening chaps, jolly good show.

With regard to our concerns regarding the recent serious security breach, Dickie Ploddingfoot has now, handed the matter over to national security services for further investigation, in the meantime, we have been advised to continue as we normally would.

Just about to join a few chums of the Old Gas & Gaiters Socy for a late night session of Canasta at:-

St. John's Wood.

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By *ukesidewaysMan
5 weeks ago

nuneaton

There is some excellent playing of the game here by some very experienced masters.

Particularly like the vertical south westerly moves.

So with that in mind, I'll go Embankment.

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By *ardy500ukMan
5 weeks ago

High Wycombe

I have recently returned from Caledonia where I was the guest of several men wearing a traditional pleated skirt or kilt. Apparently it is the custom not to wear any underpants with the kilt. Naturally, I was curious to check out the construction of the kilt and in doing so I discovered it is in fact true that the kilt wearers are often hanging free. It also appears that the ceremonial decorative pouch or sporran can provide cover should the wearer experience sudden tumescence.

I was invited to take part in the Gay Gordons but refrained on this occasion.

I arrived at Euston (Network Rail) for the short walk to

Euston Square.

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By *D_Slut_nfkMan
5 weeks ago

North Walsham

Having just availed myself of an early morning sausage sandwich with two very good friends, I'm heading to

Kings Cross.

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By *estlondonguyMan
5 weeks ago

Hammersmith

My traditional Christmas brunch later with my esteemed Chinese friend has been unexpectedly cancelled as he has had to leave the country so I’m off to a Swedish warehouse.

A trip to Wembley Park

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

In this variation is it permitted to venture on to the Docklands Light Railway ?

Better play safe for now and go Marble Arch

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By *omoosoMan
5 weeks ago

near you


"My traditional Christmas brunch later with my esteemed Chinese friend has been unexpectedly cancelled as he has had to leave the country so I’m off to a Swedish warehouse.

A trip to Wembley Park"

Maybe someone could take you to pizza express instead🧐

Tower Hill

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By *amie1402Man
5 weeks ago

Merseyside

Since I have not as yet had any response from our esteemed chairman about the DLR I will venture to Mudchute

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By *estlondonguyMan
5 weeks ago

Hammersmith

I believe that Mudchute was previously a station at a raised level on stilts but was lowered to ground level for the Lewisham extension which is an excellent addition to an already esteemed driverless railway.

Off on an (ABBA) voyage to Pudding Mill Lane

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"My traditional Christmas brunch later with my esteemed Chinese friend has been unexpectedly cancelled as he has had to leave the country so I’m off to a Swedish warehouse.

A trip to Wembley Park"

Ah yes! West, I've heard of the Swedish Whorehouse near to Wembley Park, has an excellent reputation for something they call S&M...so so I'm told, not dreaming of visiting myself of course! Dashed smart move though!

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"In this variation is it permitted to venture on to the Docklands Light Railway ?

Better play safe for now and go Marble Arch "

If it's on the diagrammatic LT network map and it's a currently operating station, it's certainly permitted.

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By *evanian OP   Man
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Spiffingly good play all around chaps, some devilishly impish moves in evidence.

It is with much relief and pleasure that I am able to announce that late yesterday our national security forces apprehended our imposter, on first impressions he seemed to be a bona fide fully paid-up Bullington Club member and more worryingly one of our esteemed MC players!

To cut a rather lengthy story short, further investigation revealed that the imposter was an A.I. robotic automaton, made to exactly replicate the image of a highly respected MC player who has taken to his Carribbean estate for the winter duration!

I'm finding the complete saga most distasteful and very difficult to comprehend, anyway he's / it's been disassembled and analysed in a govt laboratory this very moment!

The wretched and confounded bbeast er - mmachine, rrobot or whatever the infernal thing is /was ran up quite a tab at the bar too, very partial to a well matured Speyside Malt it seems!!

After such an incredible episode, my old chum Trumpy is treating me to lunch at his Mayfair club, decent chap old Trumpy, so to:-

Sloane Square.

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