FabGuys.com forum: The Weirdest Thing

By *r Lovecraft OP Man
5 weeks ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

I'm pretty sure this has been asked before, probably many times but I'm a newbie and, rather than trawl the forums, thought I'd ask here.

What is the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your arse or used on someone else - either male or female?

I've only ever had a double-ended dildo (other end in ex GF) and a small vibe so nothing particularly weird.

I have, however, used a champagne bottle (full and empty), beer bottles, roll-on deodorant and various vegetables on others.

Cheers

Mister

By *oxvMan
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I've used a champagne bottle (half-full) on my wife.

Inside me, I think the strangest has been a chocolate bar (Mars, I think) - which felt great, but was very, very messy. Also, dildos, carrots, courgettes and a banana.

By *erti74Man
5 weeks ago

Thanet

Bottle necks. bananas, cucumbers, screwdriver handles etc etc plus cocks of various sizes.

By *ecentchapMan
5 weeks ago

Telford

3 D Cell Maglite (handle end)! A bit of a stretch. Otherwise - file handles from dads tool box - and best of all a "Footprint" wheelbrace handle oh and Mums dildo.