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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Just got back from A&E several cracked and bruised ribs and a fucked Santa xxx

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By *angtMan
5 weeks ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton


"Just got back from A&E several cracked and bruised ribs and a fucked Santa xxx "

I knew those elves were nasty little bastards.

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Fell off a ladder xxx

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By *astDevonGuyMan
5 weeks ago

East Devon

Up or down ?

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Down hit porch over front door on the way hurts like hell xxx

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By *angtMan
5 weeks ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

It was those elves I tell ya, they probably thought you were doing something to your chimney, so they shook the ladder to stop you.

They’re nasty little bastards.

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By *idge555Man
5 weeks ago

Cheshire

😆😅🤣

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By *ountainMan
5 weeks ago

ipswich


"Fell off a ladder xxx "

Why ?

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By *lder bottomMan
5 weeks ago

Stockport

Get well soon 🙏

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By *an467Man
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Try not to cough or sneeze. Hurts like fuck

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Was you doing an impression of George Formby (when I am cleaning windows)

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

No I was fixing Christmas decorations that come adrift in the recent storm ,slipped off ladder hit ribs on porch above front door then gave my inflatable ssix foot high Santa an unexpected blow job ,as in I landed on him and now he's kinda flaccid on my front lawn looking rather deflated hey ho xxx

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By *iscreetly100Man
5 weeks ago

lancashire

Sounds like a scene from home alone!🎅

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Well good job santa was there could have been a lot worse xxx

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By *aggonerMan
5 weeks ago

Malvern


"Try not to cough or sneeze. Hurts like fuck "

Or laugh

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Hurting like hell no hanky panky for me for a while xxx

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth


"Sounds like a scene from home alone!🎅"
one of the best one liner in that film (tool chest falling down the stairs Sence

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By *ilmarnock 200Man
5 weeks ago

kilmarnock


"Up or down ?"

Nobody has ever fallen up a ladder

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru


"Hurting like hell no hanky panky for me for a while xxx "

Oh no! Sorry to read of your mishap, these things just happen on the spur of the moment, hope that you feel more comfortable soon, here's wishing you a speedy recovery. 🙂👍

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford


"Hurting like hell no hanky panky for me for a while xxx

Oh no! Sorry to read of your mishap, these things just happen on the spur of the moment, hope that you feel more comfortable soon, here's wishing you a speedy recovery. 🙂👍"
thanks mostly kindly of you xxx

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumberland

If ever there was a reason not to decorate the house for Christmas…..

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford


"If ever there was a reason not to decorate the house for Christmas….."
yep can't say your wrong ,I'm knackered can't sleep can't go gym can't do a poo without it hurting xxx

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
5 weeks ago

Southport


"Just got back from A&E several cracked and bruised ribs and a fucked Santa xxx "

Aww you poor girl

Hope you get better soon and it doesn't spoil your xmas too much.

Dont forget to take anti inflammatory meds as well as pain killers - (I did when my ribs where broken after getting jumped and repeatedly stamped on/kicked) they make a considerable difference xxx

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP   TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford


"Just got back from A&E several cracked and bruised ribs and a fucked Santa xxx

Aww you poor girl

Hope you get better soon and it doesn't spoil your xmas too much.

Dont forget to take anti inflammatory meds as well as pain killers - (I did when my ribs where broken after getting jumped and repeatedly stamped on/kicked) they make a considerable difference xxx"
thanks its not only painful it's the sleep deprivation. And sorry you broke yours in such a nasty way much love xxx

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