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"Would I be exempt if I have sex on a farm?" Only if it's on Diddly Squat | |||
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"Would I be exempt if I have sex on a farm?" Maybe if you lived in Cowes | |||
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"Would I be exempt if I have sex on a farm?" . It won't stand up in court | |||
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"Stop paying billions to illegals " Ding ding - we have a winner | |||
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"Stop paying billions to illegals Ding ding - we have a winner" Pavlov would be proud. | |||
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"I hope you've all got a TV licence for watching the guys on cam in the chat rooms "Do they need a guys license to watch TVs? | |||
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"I'm fine with it as I believe they are using the money to build a new village to house asylum seekers just outside Milton Keynes" A village made up entirely of FOUR STAR HOTELS! | |||
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"Stop paying billions to illegals " Hahaha there was someone | |||
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"I have found a tax loophole… just meet someone and don’t leave a verification! Is this tax fraud?" . What if the 'someone' is a tax inspector..under cover...... you might not be able to blow his cover! | |||
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"I have found a tax loophole… just meet someone and don’t leave a verification! Is this tax fraud?" unfortunately avoidance is legal but evasion is not, the transaction still occurred and is therefore taxable just as with underwear and intimate items refunds are not permisable, so the transaction cannot be nullified | |||
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"I have found a tax loophole… just meet someone and don’t leave a verification! Is this tax fraud? unfortunately avoidance is legal but evasion is not, the transaction still occurred and is therefore taxable just as with underwear and intimate items refunds are not permisable, so the transaction cannot be nullified" But the tax is levied on the verification not the meeting according to the OP? I need to see my accountant… | |||
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" But the tax is levied on the verification not the meeting according to the OP? I need to see my accountant…" I fear the OP was not clear and had perhaps not read the draft bill in its entirity. Self assesment of trade is required. Verifications will be used as evidence of trade not being declared | |||
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"Meet offshore and avoid the tax. My Scots pal Phil McCafferty has requisitioned the Bibby Stockholm and anchored it in the North Sea at Dogging Bank. Cum fill your boots. (ferry transfer from Harwich £1999.99 + VAT return. Plus departure tax of £299.99)" Well I did wank a guy off in a swimming pool during the tax year 22 - 23 so hopefully I won’t need to declare that one? | |||
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"Just remember get those Self Assessment forms in by 31 January lads." I pay PAYE. Poke Arse You Earn | |||
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"Would I be exempt if I have sex on a farm?" Only if you have big bush and a well ploughed furrow!  | |||
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"Bring back the window tax I say!" .. Don't give ' em ideas | |||
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"I hope you've all got a TV licence for watching the guys on cam in the chat rooms "But what if the cammer isnt cdtv??? Does that make them excempt?  | |||
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"Hope it's not backdated, I'll be making deposits for ever! "   | |||
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"Have read up on this in the draft bill, section 69. . There will be allowable deductions, known as vericredits, these will be deducted from your total annual verification count for the tax year. . To qualify you are required to submit an eligible message history with your self assesment, eligible messages include . 1. timewasters . a. endless messages going nowhere, 1 vericredit . b. stop replying after being asked when they want to meet, 2 vericredits . c. suddenly blocked you after getting to stage of arranging meeting, 3 vericredits . 2. interactions that go nowhere . a. hi from anonymous profile (no pics or text) 0.5 vericredit . b. you respond to above who then replies in equally vague manner, 0.5 vericredit . c. ask for photo and they won't provide one, 0.5 vericredit . d. ask for photo and they want to chat via other platform, 0.5 vericredit . 3. bonus vericredits . a. has sydney university type of disclaimer on their profile, doubling of the vericredits awarded in 1&2 above . b. has cannot travel or accomodate on their profile, doubling of the vericredits awarded in 1&2 above . c. had profile over 6 months with no verifications, tripling of the vericredits awarded in 1&2 above . d. had profile more than a year, quadrupling of the vericredits awarded in 1&2 above . 4. Verification is from someone with more than 1 verification on their profile and you attach evidence of then claiming to be straight in their messages, 5 x vericredits " Cheezus on toast... Im in credit for the next 25 finacial years | |||
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