FabGuys.com forum: The ,Blue Nun bar is a turkey free zone this Xmas

By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Sorry to say the Blue Nun will be a turkey and Xmas pudding Free zone this Xmas but don't worry I have stock up on Buckfast for the regulars

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol East

I'm sure the Buckfast will more than compensate for the lack of gobble, gobble, gobble . . .

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Does this mean no stuffing Guv? 😱

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Does this mean no stuffing Guv? 😱"
no stuffing but Uncle Knobhead has rounded a few Pigs from Scotland Yard /Charing cross police and a few Blankets from Primark so I guess there will be plenty of pigs in blankets

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By *ames TownMan
4 weeks ago

Bingley

You getting plenty Guinness in Guv , seems there is a shortage looming , dont want to be upsetting the Irish corner ,

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"You getting plenty Guinness in Guv , seems there is a shortage looming , dont want to be upsetting the Irish corner , "
don't worry I have some milk stout on standby seeing that Ena Shaples is not coming to the Blue Nun this Xmas

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By *ames TownMan
4 weeks ago

Bingley

Excellent back up plan , all under control ,

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

A tight ship as per. All aboard the Nun train....

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By *ames TownMan
4 weeks ago

Bingley

Of course , its Peepeters ship , what else would you expect , As you have mentioned it , how about a Nun train day out to somewhere in the summer , just a thought ,

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Ive got Turkey eggs for sale if anyone wants a Turkey themed breakfast Christmas day £1 each or six for 10quid xxx

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

Biggins stars in Sleeping Beauty in Woking this Chrimbo...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Of course , its Peepeters ship , what else would you expect , As you have mentioned it , how about a Nun train day out to somewhere in the summer , just a thought , "
I don't think the Blue Nun could afford the train fare so it will have to be National Express or Flexibus

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By *ichey6Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeen

We need to have a fundraiser so we can still enjoy our Nun turkey and Xmas pudding.

What about a race night Guv?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

What about a cruising trip xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"We need to have a fundraiser so we can still enjoy our Nun turkey and Xmas pudding.

What about a race night Guv?"
as long as it's not the horse who escape from Musscleborough race course on Monday and ended up in Prestonpannes to mile away .I think the clip is on the BBC Scotland website and on YouTube

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"What about a cruising trip xxx "
Hampstead heath

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Biggins stars in Sleeping Beauty in Woking this Chrimbo...

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I could go and see him as it's only 1hr 30 mins on the train from Bournemouth

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Ive got Turkey eggs for sale if anyone wants a Turkey themed breakfast Christmas day £1 each or six for 10quid xxx "

If you can post them I'll take half a baker's dozen.

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)

I can cope without turkey but will there be a festive meat raffle?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

"Ive got Turkey eggs for sale if anyone wants a Turkey themed breakfast Christmas day £1 each or six for 10quid xxx

If you can post them I'll take half a baker's dozen."
that's 5quid plus cocking instructions and postage £20 .sorry meant cooking instructions

xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I have got a lady from Bedford hiding under the table eating a tin of Quality Street

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

"I have got a lady from Bedford hiding under the table eating a tin of Quality Street "
well she was looking for the milk tray that she won in a raffle and never received xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"I have got a lady from Bedford hiding under the table eating a tin of Quality Street well she was looking for the milk tray that she won in a raffle and never received xxx "
it you don't behave I will make you sit on Uncle Knobhead knee in is Xmas grotto

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

"I have got a lady from Bedford hiding under the table eating a tin of Quality Street well she was looking for the milk tray that she won in a raffle and never received xxx it you don't behave I will make you sit on Uncle Knobhead knee in is Xmas grotto "
can I borrow your gimp suit then xxx

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By *ames TownMan
4 weeks ago

Bingley

Lucky UKH

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

There's rumours going around the blue nun that Uncle Knobhead fixed the Xmas raffle so that Sara J could win the star prize a week's holiday in Weston super mare.a lady from Bedford was started the rumours

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol East

what's the 2nd prize please?

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

A night out at pink punters bed and breakfast included xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"what's the 2nd prize please?"
a week's holiday in Skegness

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Does that include free mobility scooter hire xxx

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol East

Get those steak and Buckfast pies warmed up love - the bhoys and ghurls bus is on its way!

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

"Get those steak and Buckfast pies warmed up love - the bhoys and ghurls bus is on its way!"
off to skeggy then xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol East

I wouldn't - he got a lifetime ban from Pizza Express

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

"Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off"
is he paying cash or air mile vouchers xxx

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By *ichey6Man
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Blimey that Chesney's been eating the steak and buckfasts...🙀

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By *tar33Man
3 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"I wouldn't - he got a lifetime ban from Pizza Express"

Yes, he was fighting with the bouncers. Didn't even break sweat.

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By *hades 11Man
3 weeks ago

ireland

"Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off"

If he shows up Peter remember he likes Chinese.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off

If he shows up Peter remember he likes Chinese.

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that ok I have got prawn crackers, Prawn sesame toast and some sweets and sour sauces ( Uncle Ben's) in the kitchen

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off

If he shows up Peter remember he likes Chinese.

that ok I have got prawn crackers, Prawn sesame toast and some sweets and sour sauces ( Uncle Ben's) in the kitchen "

No chicken curry for him though Peter as I hear he might spontaneously combust as he can't sweat due to a little problem. Mx

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By *ames TownMan
3 weeks ago

Bingley

"Someone Called Andrew from Windsor as just rang up the blue nun asking if we are doing open and doing meals on Xmas day shall I take the booking are till him to pee off"

He might be better off with a Chinese takeaway,

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't forget you lot there's Olympic training tonight Somo wrestling in the bar ,and Dominoes and tiddlywinks in the sugg

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Are you running a book on the winner guv xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Are you running a book on the winner guv xxx "
33/1 for you 5/2 for Sara J and 6/4 for Dave from Wiltshire

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol East

I've been training hard to improve on my silver medal at the gangbang olympics in Grimsby

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

"Are you running a book on the winner guv xxx 33/1 for you 5/2 for Sara J and 6/4 for Dave from Wiltshire "
sixpence each way on me xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

The bar is now open untill 11:59pm as all the bar staff turn straight at Midnight.and please be nice to uncle Knobhead as he is upset about not getting the US Ambassador (UK) job as Mandy from Westminster got the job instead.but don't worry Uncle Knobhead will slap is ass with a piece of celery leftover from last Saturday buffet

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By *igButtBottom4UMan
3 weeks ago

Honiton

Are there pigs in blankets?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Are there pigs in blankets? "
yes if you're a good boy

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By *igButtBottom4UMan
3 weeks ago

Honiton

"Are there pigs in blankets? yes if you're a good boy "

I’m always a good boy

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Are there pigs in blankets? "

The vegetarian counter has bacon-flavoured alternatives

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Are there pigs in blankets?

The vegetarian counter has bacon-flavoured alternatives "
behave yourself in Bristol I don't want you up Infront of the Bristol Magistrates Monday morning

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By *etterbiggerMan
3 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Sprouts with pork scratchings. What a combo. Slimy and crunchy. Bound to be the first to go at the boxing day buffet. Who needs Greg Wallace

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Sprouts with pork scratchings. What a combo. Slimy and crunchy. Bound to be the first to go at the boxing day buffet. Who needs Greg Wallace "
who the f##k is Greg Wallace, Uncle Knobhead as never heard of him (it)

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By *igButtBottom4UMan
3 weeks ago

Honiton

"Are there pigs in blankets?

The vegetarian counter has bacon-flavoured alternatives "

Does the meat counter have sprout flavoured penises?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Don't forget to sign up for your loyalty card to get discounts off you drink this Xmas , term's and conditions apply ,this offer excluded Buckfast and Pork scratchings

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

Will there be a decent cheeseboard this year?

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol East

Last year's reviews are in the cheesey thread

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By *ew trixTV/TS
2 weeks ago

doncaster

Any chance of a lambs navy rum and with a bag pork scratching s

( please tell the waiter to stop cutting his toe nails while serving , they’re getting in the pork scratching )

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Will there be a decent cheeseboard this year?"
I am sending Uncle Knobhead down to Borough Market First thing in the morning for a good selection

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By *tar33Man
2 weeks ago

North London (outer)

"Will there be a decent cheeseboard this year?I am sending Uncle Knobhead down to Borough Market First thing in the morning for a good selection "

Excellent, could you ask him to get some Appleby's Cheshire, and a large wedge of Stinking Bishop.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Guest wants on Uncle Knobhead Xmas party buffet tonight

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By *ames TownMan
2 weeks ago

Bingley

Pineapple Hedgehog , and those little Mushroom Vol-au-vents , to start with ,

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"Pineapple Hedgehog , and those little Mushroom Vol-au-vents , to start with , "
the only thing left on the buffet is a jug of wet celery not who wants uncle Knobhead to slap the ass with it

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Come on own up Which one of you lot as nicked the mince pie and a glass of sherry left out for Father Christmas in the Snugg

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Come on own up Which one of you lot as nicked the mince pie and a glass of sherry left out for Father Christmas in the Snugg "
merry Christmas peeps love you xxx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Those who misbehave in the Blue Nun on Xmas day will be lock in a room and be forced to watch repeats of Mr's Brown's Boys for 8 hrs

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Merry Christmas to the guvnor UKH and all the regulars at the nun xxx

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bristol East

"Come on own up Which one of you lot as nicked the mince pie and a glass of sherry left out for Father Christmas in the Snugg "

He left one of his reindeer tied up out the back. Shall we eat it for Xmas dinner Peter?

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

Three drinks to anyone who supports Celtic tonight and to all those Rangers fans who turn up will be taken to uncle Knobhead bedroom were he will be showing you is Queen of the South Football programme collection

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By *angtMan
1 week ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

"Three drinks to anyone who supports Celtic tonight and to all those Rangers fans who turn up will be taken to uncle Knobhead bedroom were he will be showing you is Queen of the South Football programme collection "

How long do I need to have supported Celtic for, and when do I need to support them until, to qualify for these drinks?

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

A pint of Buckfast please Guv and one for yourself.

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

How long do I need to have supported Celtic for, and when do I need to support them until, to qualify for these drinks?"

....

🤔😊

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

How long do I need to have supported Celtic for, and when do I need to support them until, to qualify for these drinks?"
u need to produce every seaso ticket from 1966 onwards to the present day to qualify

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By *angtMan
1 week ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

How long do I need to have supported Celtic for, and when do I need to support them until, to qualify for these drinks?u need to produce every seaso ticket from 1966 onwards to the present day to qualify "

Damn!! I can only get my hands on ones going back to 67. So close!!!

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

66/7 Was a decent enough season for Celtic🍀

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By *angtMan
1 week ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

"66/7 Was a decent enough season for Celtic🍀"

Wasn’t a terrible season for Wolves. Promoted from 2nd division, and First ever USA champions as LA Wolves.

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

The one with the big lugs was lifted by Cesar.🍀

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

There a Man in the toilets wanking himself off wearing a Rangers shirt, shall I get Uncle Knobhead to throw him out

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

😭😭

Aye

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol East

"There a Man in the toilets wanking himself off wearing a Rangers shirt, shall I get Uncle Knobhead to throw him out "

Give him some seasonal greetings, love

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

Has he got a perm, Guv?

Allow me to help UK...

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

"There a Man in the toilets wanking himself off wearing a Rangers shirt, shall I get Uncle Knobhead to throw him out

Give him some seasonal greetings, love

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he just wipes his cock on curtains and left his calling card behind

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By *ichey6Man
1 week ago

aberdeen

He wouldn't get away with it in the Brazen Head and he ain't getting away with it in the Nun...

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
1 week ago

Motherwell

I am surprised he could find his cock 😂🤣😅. Like the Tories were dealt with get him out. The nun is for non bigots.

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By *angtMan
1 week ago

Wednesfield /Wolverhampton

"I am surprised he could find his cock 😂🤣😅. Like the Tories were dealt with get him out. The nun is for non bigots.

But….but….but…..Nah I’m not starting that one !!!!

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By *lipeminMan
1 week ago

luton

I didn't he just wank in the snug like everyone else!

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
1 week ago

Bournemouth

Poor Uncle Knobhead is up to his ear In Neeps and Tatties in the kitchen perhaps this time next year he will be Knighted for is services to Scottish catering

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By *ames TownMan
1 week ago

Bingley

Cant fault UKH ,heard he has acquired a few fireworks from a cancelled do in Scotland,for small gathering at the Nun tonight , what could possibly go wrong .

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol East

He told me he’s going to raise his left leg high at midnight - he wants to enter 2025 on the right foot

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By *ames TownMan
1 week ago

Bingley

"He told me he’s going to raise his left leg high at midnight - he wants to enter 2025 on the right foot "

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
7 days ago

Motherwell

"He told me he’s going to raise his left leg high at midnight - he wants to enter 2025 on the right foot

Isn't life magical when you are born Scottish and have the rapacious appetite of Messalina . Happy new year to all at the blue nun and yes before you ask I am and he is wonderful mmmmm Mx

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By *ichey6Man
7 days ago

aberdeen

Green Nun tomorrow...

Here We Go Again...

🇮🇪

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
6 days ago

Bristol East

Oirish choons on ‘e jukebox please

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤️ 🇮🇪

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By *ichey6Man
6 days ago

aberdeen

Can I have a gallon of Buckfast please Guv and whatever you are drinking.

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
6 days ago

Bournemouth

I think we all need a drink after that poor performance this afternoon btw I have just barred 29 Ranger's fans for insulting Uncle Knobhead size of is penis

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By *ichey6Man
6 days ago

aberdeen

Lol

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
6 days ago

Motherwell

Lol you have cheered me up Peter ,after a terrible day of crap football from my team and I have a rotten cold too. C'mon Dorchester Town give us something to cheer about. Mx

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By *eepeter4 OP Man
4 days ago

Bournemouth

"Lol you have cheered me up Peter ,after a terrible day of crap football from my team and I have a rotten cold too. C'mon Dorchester Town give us something to cheer about. Mx

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my beloved Dorchester town are away to Havant and Waterlooville today if it passes a pitch inspection and yes IAM going .I dug my flask out last night ready to put some Hot Oxtail soup 🍲🍲 in it to keep hot plus lot of layers to keep warm

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By *ichey6Man
3 days ago

aberdeen

Comfort Food on the Menu I'm hoping today Guv?

Homemade soup? Stews? Pies?

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
3 days ago

Motherwell

"Comfort Food on the Menu I'm hoping today Guv?

Homemade soup? Stews? Pies?"

What with this terrible 'flu' going round and the freezing weather it might be time to employ Mrs Miggins and her inestimable pies at the nun Peter and she can give you a packed lunch for the footy. Mx

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