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By (user no longer on site) OP
5 weeks ago

I can’t get pregnant. I’ve got a diaphragm fitted. Breath easy

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By *evanianMan
5 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

Oh Lord!! Is no legend sacred in this day and age?? . . . . .

It's now suggested that when the Good King Wenceslas looked out he wasn't too impressed with the Feast of Stephen, historical evidence from Domino's Pizza now alleges that he ordered a............... Deep-pan.... crisp and even! 🫣

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By *ath NaturistMan
5 weeks ago

Bath

The people of the Taliban don't like the Flintsones but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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By *aster CaneMan
5 weeks ago

bridgemary Gosport

Aliens now arrive in you ho.e with tinned vegetables

They come in Peas

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Went the pub and asked for a double entendre. The barman gave me one!

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By *etterbiggerMan
5 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I went into a pet shop. I'd like to buy a wasp please. We don't sell wasps sir. Well you've got one in the window

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By *ibblefishMan
5 weeks ago

louthish

Ive got a travel lodge advent calendar. Its full of chocolate but you can’t open any of the windows

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