FabGuys.com forum: Best sex toy that isn’t a sex toy lol

By *allsendlad999 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wallsend

Come on then, let’s have them?!

Mine was a plastic Ten Pin Bowling Pin and as a teen I used to wear a condom and then fuck a folded over pillow

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

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By *allsendlad999 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wallsend

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube...."

New one to me lol

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol"

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol"

*fleshlight

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By *allsendlad999 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wallsend

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol

*fleshlight "

A friend of mine swears by a fleshlight. Wedges it between the mattress and base of the bed

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By *tokerY2OMan
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol

*fleshlight

A friend of mine swears by a fleshlight. Wedges it between the mattress and base of the bed"

Yeah they're good but when you haven't got one to hand just pop up to tescos express, for some pringles, marigolds and washing up sponges

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By *onnyoneMan
5 weeks ago

Sheffield

Courgette

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By *eefy99Man
5 weeks ago

royston

Mine as teen was hair brush handle

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Me lol xxx

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By *aulishornyMan
5 weeks ago

Rugeley/Lichfield

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol

*fleshlight

A friend of mine swears by a fleshlight. Wedges it between the mattress and base of the bed

Yeah they're good but when you haven't got one to hand just pop up to tescos express, for some pringles, marigolds and washing up sponges

Any flavour pringles in particular? And im assuming your meaning the larfe size and not the minis

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By *eterfunMan
5 weeks ago

Axminster

I've done a butternut squash before

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By *atexfellaMan
3 weeks ago

Bolton

Corner of the bed end

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By *addywankerMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow/Stirling

A cucumber, and lots of lube

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By *akedriderMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

"2 sponges and a rubber glove in a pringles tube....

New one to me lol

Makeshift flashlight and much cheaper lol

*fleshlight

A friend of mine swears by a fleshlight. Wedges it between the mattress and base of the bed

Yeah they're good but when you haven't got one to hand just pop up to tescos express, for some pringles, marigolds and washing up sponges

And of course, once you pop, you can’t stop 😂

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By *ack327Man
3 weeks ago

Mere

Definitely a courgette or cucumber especially when on holiday!!

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By *ikxMan
3 weeks ago

Blackpool

An aubergine

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By *bearcalledbobMan
3 weeks ago

Birstall, West Yorkshire

Electric toothbrush.

And no I don't use it to brush my teeth xx

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

My ex girlfriends son who insisted he wasn't a sex toy. 😁

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By *-skinMan
3 weeks ago

Weymouth

Banana and condom.

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By *shubMan
3 weeks ago

manningtree

"Mine as teen was hair brush handle "

Plus one for the hairbrush !

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By *atex-bottomMan
3 weeks ago

Halstead

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By *rucklover9Man
3 weeks ago

Kendal

Every thing is a sex toy but use a condom on fruit and veg incase it breaks inside you

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By *rucklover9Man
3 weeks ago

Kendal

Sweet

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By *lympantsMan
3 weeks ago

plymouth

Pool Que the handle end

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By *apekrazeMan
3 weeks ago

edenfield

Kneel side of my bed and place cock between mattress and bed base and fuck away

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By *iguy73Man
3 weeks ago

Oldham

Used a cigar tube lol

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By *enjonMan
3 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Re the Pringles tube and sponges, which way round did you have the sponges? Soft side or scourer side?

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By *ornyguy911Man
3 weeks ago

harrogate

Sisters ex boyfriend

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

Steel wool and a bear trap...oh, and a box of Shreddies

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I have a cocktail thing. It’s stainless steel with a dome one end and a rubber the other. I use the dome end. Feels so good

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By *apekrazeMan
3 weeks ago

edenfield

"Corner of the bed end"
I agree

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By *ina61TV/TS
3 weeks ago

old Coulsdon

I child's tricycle handle bar, or a sink plungerstyck to the.floor

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By *astDevonGuyMan
3 weeks ago

East Devon

Pogo stick

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By *luepillman1Man
3 weeks ago

Corfe Mullen

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By *ornybisubslutMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry

The obligatory banana and cucumber I also raided the family tool box. There was a particularly large screw driver handle, the handle of a lump hammer and large trowel handle. I spent quite a bit of time in the shed.

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By *o 1247Man
3 weeks ago

Ilkley

A woman in a frustrating sexless marriage used to stuff the finger of a large washing up glove and use that as a flexible dildo. She made me one and I loved it in my arsehole.

We had a long a very intense sexual relationship and, my Lord, she made up for the years with little sex.

When she went travelling I made her dildo by carving down a large candle until it was the same size as my cock.

She had tiny hands and just before she left to travel she presented me with one of her small sheepskin mittens, telling me it might feel nice to push my erect cock into.

I did and it was lovely!

Curiously her husband had a large and really good looking cock but had little sexual appetite and was very inept as a lover.

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By *ylonAlisonTV/TS
3 weeks ago

BURY

Zara my next door neighbour

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bedford

My black fuck bud first time in years I haven't been able to go and meet him and swap presents, always know what I'm getting and so does he but the fun of unwrapping each other is fantastic xxx

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By *ustPeekinMan
3 weeks ago

Alresford

First thing I ever used was a metal cigar tube.

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By *inaCD66TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Wimbledon

When i was in early teens..used Action Man and the Lone Ranger !

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By *ustPeekinMan
3 weeks ago

Alresford

"When i was in early teens..used Action Man and the Lone Ranger !"

Was it the one with the gripping hands and eagle eyes? 🤣

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

A cement mixer...phwoooarrr !!!

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

"When i was in early teens..used Action Man and the Lone Ranger !

Was it the one with the gripping hands and eagle eyes? 🤣"

And a smile on it's face?

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By *hototed54Man
3 weeks ago

leeds

My wife’s small clear plastic rolling pin

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By *jh59Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke Golding

Carrot

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

A 2kg bag of potatoes

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By *ornyMatttMan
3 weeks ago

derbyshire

A fist

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By *evanianMan
3 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

The creativity of one's own imagination, and not a trace of evidence to bite you on the ass later!

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By *curiousdaveMan
3 weeks ago

Durham - Gateshead

"A 2kg bag of potatoes

You’ve met the ex too?

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

"A 2kg bag of potatoes

You’ve met the ex too?"

🤣🤣

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By *fcdTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Southend

Mitchum deodorant.

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

Negan's Lucille

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By *all-ladMan
3 weeks ago

rotherham

Used to go on cam for men when I was younger putting different candles in me for them

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By *n_my_knees_69TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Handle of a Space Hopper.... the look on its face!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I use a cocktail muddler. Stainless steel and perfect.

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By *ocksucker71Man
3 weeks ago

Dudley

A whole Mini Cooper S

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