FabGuys.com forum: Is father Christmas dodgy

By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

I mean Santa is an anagram of satan after all xxx

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By *igDickEnergyMan
5 weeks ago

cardiff

A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me

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By *aulwantsMan
5 weeks ago

Melksham

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me "
. Well whatever goes on in your head 😂

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By *eepeter4Man
5 weeks ago

Bournemouth

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me "
it could be worse they could have been sitting on Mr J Saville knee

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By *ary1066Man
5 weeks ago

Preston

Not as dodgy as that old bugger handing weathers original sweets out to kids

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By *aulwantsMan
5 weeks ago

Melksham

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me it could be worse they could have been sitting on Mr J Saville knee "
. Now that's a fair concern lol

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By *igDickEnergyMan
5 weeks ago

cardiff

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me . Well whatever goes on in your head 😂"

If it was Boris you'd be straight on his knee

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Apart from Christmas ,if any parent found a guy in a red suit in their kids bedroom I'm guessing they wouldn't be best pleased but at Christmas oh that's okay its Santa give him a mince pie and some sherry xxx

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By *0yguyMan
5 weeks ago

Cumberland

"Apart from Christmas ,if any parent found a guy in a red suit in their kids bedroom I'm guessing they wouldn't be best pleased but at Christmas oh that's okay its Santa give him a mince pie and some sherry xxx "

snd don’t forget a big carrot 🥕 for Rudolph.

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

snd don’t forget a big carrot 🥕 for Rudolph."
lol was that really a red nose xxx

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By *ever000Man
5 weeks ago

beccles

He frightened the life out of me as a kid

Parents had to say toys were in shed the thought of him coming in the house scared the pants off me

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Yes an over weight guy in a red suit with a white beard and a sack on his back very scary xxx

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By *igDickEnergyMan
5 weeks ago

cardiff

"He frightened the life out of me as a kid

Parents had to say toys were in shed the thought of him coming in the house scared the pants off me "

Agreed, it's weird. Telling your children "stranger danger" and then telling you some fat grey haired cunt you don't know is dumping a load in your bedroom one night is weird as fuck

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By *igDickEnergyMan
5 weeks ago

cardiff

I'd say it's as weird as telling yourselves that some unknown power got a middle eastern girl called Mary pregnant

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Bedford

"He frightened the life out of me as a kid

Parents had to say toys were in shed the thought of him coming in the house scared the pants off me

Agreed, it's weird. Telling your children "stranger danger" and then telling you some fat grey haired cunt you don't know is dumping a load in your bedroom one night is weird as fuck"
deffo is and why does he only go out at night creeping about kiddy fiddler he could go day time and chuck parcels over garden wall like evri xxx

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

According to a Vicar from the Gosport area Santa does not exist and as upset quite a few primary school children in a natively play last week

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By *ountainMan
4 weeks ago

ipswich

And don't get me started on the tooth fairy !!

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By *opcock58Man
4 weeks ago

Helston

Some fat old guy creeping into kids bedrooms and emptying his sack by their bed while they sleep! Well creepy.

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By *espectdueMan
4 weeks ago

Stratford-Upon-Avon

Big old bear type guy in leather boots and gloves.

What's not to like! Mmmm

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By *hropssubMan
4 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

The most interesting thing is the reason you hang up a stocking. Ever wondered why? The reason is that st Nicolas as he was known, slipped coins into the stockings that were hung up to dry.By whores He did this so that that they would not have to go out and sin. So st nicolas became the patron saint of whores, and to us Father xmas

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

Just as well he wears a red suit if I found him in my kids bedroom the blood wouldn't show up as much xxx

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By *or one nught onlyMan
4 weeks ago

dundee

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me "

On par with the long haired bearded white guy , who eventually got nailed to a cross , died and subsequently came back to life.

What’s the chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

With the Easter bunny FFS

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By *ookingFor...Man
4 weeks ago

West Sussex

"A grey bearded fat cunt asking children to sit on his knee sounds fucked to me . Well whatever goes on in your head 😂

If it was Boris you'd be straight on his knee "

If it was Boris, I'd be on my knees.

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By *evanianMan
4 weeks ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"Santa Claus" aka Saint Nicholas of Myra the Greek patron saint of children, sailors, toymakers, repentant thieves, merchants, married people, students etc was as pure as the proverbial driven snow by all accounts.

However, those "Father Christmas" silly arses who dress up in a red suit at this time of year hiding behind a false beard and who go around Yo! Ho! Hoing and referring to kids as their "little friend" as they invite them to sit on their knee, then promise to enter their bedrooms on Christmas Eve after coming down the chimney with a sackful of goodies sounds mighty dodgy to any sane person!

In our wokist led, modern-day society should they not be arrested and locked up and placed on the sex offenders register?? 🤔 😂

Merry Christmas to all Fellow Fabbers! 🧑‍🎄🎄🎊🎉🎁☃️

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By *ayjay40Man
4 weeks ago

Bristol

Santa can empty his sack in or on me anytime he likes

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By *AA 43Man
4 weeks ago

EDINBURGH

Don't be too hard on him all you CDs - he might slip something nice into your stocking.

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By *enardeMan
4 weeks ago

Barnsley

When your child or relatives child asks is Santa real, (because some little dick tells them he isn’t)

I always love to act shocked and blurt out something like,”What, is he an idiot, of course Santa is real!

Then go on to explain why

Yes it’s a little white lie but if it gives them another Christmas of belief in something good, then I’m ok with it.

Not sure about tooth fairy though as it does encourage kiddies to wiggle their little teeth out

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By *eepeter4Man
4 weeks ago

Bournemouth

It not Father Christmas it's Uncle Knobhead from the blue nun in disguise

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By *itgent10Man
4 weeks ago

Llandudno

I wouldn’t mind a handsome white bearded fit mature guy emptying his sack for me….

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
4 weeks ago

Lowestoft

No because he isn't real

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By *ammy aka Sammy OP TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

"No because he isn't real "
exactly he's a predator kiddy fiddler xxx

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By *itgent10Man
4 weeks ago

Llandudno

"No because he isn't real "

😱😳🙀

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By *cr MannixMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"According to a Vicar from the Gosport area Santa does not exist and as upset quite a few primary school children in a natively play last week "

This coming from a guy who thinks a bloke came down from heaven and performed miracles 🙄

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