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By *ugarrain OP   Man
4 weeks ago

paisley

I've got a major problem and need valuable advice from others, please?

A couple of days ago I was having an early morning sly wank in the dark - as one does - whilst my girlfriend was in the shower.

Later, she was in bedroom dressing as I got out of bed and she immediately laughed and pointed at my cock saying " you still have tissue on it ".

Looking down in absolute horror and could see lots of tiny bits of tissue still sticking all over my helmet, and beyond.

Can anyone help in identifying a reliable brand of tissue that doesn't fragment when wiping off your spunk load?

Thinking, maybe, emailing the consumer group WHICH to ask them to do a trial of leading brands to find which one is best.

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By *atesandmoreMan
4 weeks ago

crooked spire town

One sheet does 'Plenty' mate. That's the best stuff to have at the side of the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Used to use my sock! Gawd knows what my mum thought:/

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By *uy near ArundelMan
4 weeks ago

Nr Arundel


"I've got a major problem and need valuable advice from others, please?

A couple of days ago I was having an early morning sly wank in the dark - as one does - whilst my girlfriend was in the shower.

Later, she was in bedroom dressing as I got out of bed and she immediately laughed and pointed at my cock saying " you still have tissue on it ".

Looking down in absolute horror and could see lots of tiny bits of tissue still sticking all over my helmet, and beyond.

Can anyone help in identifying a reliable brand of tissue that doesn't fragment when wiping off your spunk load?

Thinking, maybe, emailing the consumer group WHICH to ask them to do a trial of leading brands to find which one is best."

Your girlfriend?

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By *erti74Man
4 weeks ago

Thanet

Wank in your sock in future.

No mess!

Always done that.

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By *DC2000Man
4 weeks ago

Coningsby

Kleenex

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By *ugarrain OP   Man
4 weeks ago

paisley

In Asia.

Too hot for socks...and Plenty a bit rough although plenty absorbent!!😁👍

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By *ugarrain OP   Man
4 weeks ago

paisley


"I've got a major problem and need valuable advice from others, please?

A couple of days ago I was having an early morning sly wank in the dark - as one does - whilst my girlfriend was in the shower.

Later, she was in bedroom dressing as I got out of bed and she immediately laughed and pointed at my cock saying " you still have tissue on it ".

Looking down in absolute horror and could see lots of tiny bits of tissue still sticking all over my helmet, and beyond.

Can anyone help in identifying a reliable brand of tissue that doesn't fragment when wiping off your spunk load?

Thinking, maybe, emailing the consumer group WHICH to ask them to do a trial of leading brands to find which one is best.

Your girlfriend?"

Yip. Why not?

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By *wordfight70Man
4 weeks ago

Baldock

I use socks a fair bit... I had discarded two cum socks last week at the side of the bed and forgot to pick them up. Later that day my good lady tidied the bedroom, washed the socks, and placed a box of tissues on my bedside table. I feel seen.

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
4 weeks ago

Lowestoft

Why not let your girlfriend wank you off and help clean. No wonder she laughed at you

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By *ara JevoTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bristol East

Baby wipes have 101 non-baby uses

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By *ammy aka SammyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Bedford

My tongue is more than adequate xxx

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By *enry77Man
4 weeks ago

Ayrshire

When I was a lad I used to keep a handkerchief under my pillow. It was washed ironed and replaced every week without any comments. Nowadays I do the same. I delude myself just like I did when I was a lad, that the person who washes and replaces it will think I have a runny nose thus explaining the stiffness of the hanky

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow

Puppy training pad

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