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****ing sweetener dispensers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
4 weeks ago

I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. When I try to dispense one more tablet (I take two), it somehow gives me two so I have to take one out. I have learned to put them in first as it's too late to do anything about it if you put them in after adding the hot water.

I'mnot the only one driven mad by this, am I?

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By *ondonjeansMan
4 weeks ago

Russell Square/Euston

Why don't you just try it without, most things are far better without the taste of chemical sweeteners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
4 weeks ago

I've tried and failed in the past but I think I need to try again

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By *3versMan
4 weeks ago

glasgow


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. When I try to dispense one more tablet (I take two), it somehow gives me two so I have to take one out. I have learned to put them in first as it's too late to do anything about it if you put them in after adding the hot water.

I'mnot the only one driven mad by this, am I?"

Can't you just dispense it into your hand first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
4 weeks ago

I would if I could, in fact I have tried it, but the problem is still the same. Unpredictable dispensing

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By *ildwestheroMan
4 weeks ago

Llandrindod Wells


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. When I try to dispense one more tablet (I take two), it somehow gives me two so I have to take one out. I have learned to put them in first as it's too late to do anything about it if you put them in after adding the hot water.

I'mnot the only one driven mad by this, am I?

Can't you just dispense it into your hand first?"

I tend to do that. If I am using a black mug I will dispense straight into the mug to check two have gone in before adding the coffee

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By *lasgow verse 60s guyMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Buy a bigger/smaller size of dispenser. Worked for me, I know the bigger ones work out cheaper but I buy the smaller ones as they work better

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By *akedhunterMan
4 weeks ago

Edgbaston

So much suffering in the world...

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"So much suffering in the world..."

Indeed, this forum is like a window on the world. The hardships some people endure are unimaginable to most of us.

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By *atesandmoreMan
4 weeks ago

crooked spire town

I tried sweeteners, just couldn't get used to the aftertaste of em. I don't take any in my coffee but really can't drink tes without any, I decided that just a small amount of sugar on the end of a teaspoon was easier, tastier and probably healthier than all the chemicals in the sweetener.

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By *aulwantsMan
4 weeks ago

Melksham

I only use canderella sweeteners and the dispenser is crap

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Anglesey

You can buy Canderell in granulated form just like sugar

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By *ndyBristolMan
4 weeks ago

Keynsham

I used to have the same problem, usually happened when the dispenser was about half used but now switched to a shops own brand (rhymes with unesco) and no problems so far.

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
4 weeks ago

camden

Well, what is the world coming to? I've had letters thru from Crisis at Christmas, Salvation Army, Age Concern but no-one is helping the plight of those who can't operate a saccharine tablet dispenser.

Two tier approach to everything this new government.

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumberland

Another first world problem.

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By *arkinSuffolkMan
4 weeks ago

Lowestoft

How fucking tragic

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By *espectdueMan
4 weeks ago

Stratford-Upon-Avon

We usually end up breaking the dispenser open and putting then in a little ramekin.

Much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Is Stevia?

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By *tar33Man
4 weeks ago

North London (outer)


"Why don't you just try it without, most things are far better without the taste of chemical sweeteners?"

This is why I prefer Worcestershire Sauce over the second-rate pretender, Henderson's Relish. The latter has artificial sweetener as an ingredient, and it ruins it.

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys


"Well, what is the world coming to? I've had letters thru from Crisis at Christmas, Salvation Army, Age Concern but no-one is helping the plight of those who can't operate a saccharine tablet dispenser. ..."

I think he can operate one, it's just the dispenser has a badly designed release mechanism, causing him some distress. (This is getting like pissed pub chat).

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By *hroatLadWellsMan
4 weeks ago

camden


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. When I try to dispense one more tablet (I take two), it somehow gives me two so I have to take one out. I have learned to put them in first as it's too late to do anything about it if you put them in after adding the hot water.

I'mnot the only one driven mad by this, am I?"

Get yourself a sugar bowl dear. It's a lot easier & probably better for you than saccharine anyway.

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Heathrow


"I used to have the same problem, usually happened when the dispenser was about half used but now switched to a shops own brand (rhymes with unesco) and no problems so far."
every little helps lol club card points are shite but yeah there own brand matches Aldie and Lidl

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By *itherneitherTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Burnham on sea

Horrible tasting stuff, just go without you loose the sweet tooth in a couple of months.

Apparently it's in your genes whether you can taste it as a horrible chemical or as sweet.

To me it tastes like industrial waste.

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By *nalslut123Man
4 weeks ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

What industrial waste have you tasted? WTF!

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By *nalslut123Man
4 weeks ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)

Over decades I have tried many and the dispensers give a lot of bother. Apart from sweetex dispensers. And they are cheaper for the quantities you get. Be gentle and dispense them into your hand. Then sit down with your chosen brew and stroke your cock. When your brew is finished wank fuck out of your cock. When you cum, rest your head back and have a lovely nap.

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By *obstilllovesthecockMan
4 weeks ago

fife


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. When I try to dispense one more tablet (I take two), it somehow gives me two so I have to take one out. I have learned to put them in first as it's too late to do anything about it if you put them in after adding the hot water.

I'mnot the only one driven mad by this, am I?"
ditto

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By *hyna HutchMan
4 weeks ago

valleys


"...rest your head back and have a lovely nap. "

Mmmmmm.... nap.

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By *orthernmanMan
4 weeks ago

egremont

Ffs

This site gets worse every day

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By *nalslut123Man
4 weeks ago

Near Perth (not in Perth)


"Ffs

This site gets worse every day "

So you like this site so much that you're on it everyday!

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By *ewcocolMan
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

Northwich


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts. "

Turn it upside down and tap it on your worktop to operate the dispenser button a few times. The jams are caused by tablet dust getting caught up in the mechanism.

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By *0yguyMan
4 weeks ago

Cumberland


"I am immensely frustrated with the dispenser for my favourite sweetener. I won't mention the brand name but it is no coincidence that it rhymes with bloody hell. It jams frequently, often reluctantly dispensing half a tablet after repeated efforts.

Turn it upside down and tap it on your worktop to operate the dispenser button a few times. The jams are caused by tablet dust getting caught up in the mechanism. "

Ah! At last, a scientist on the job!

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By *speedoMan
4 weeks ago

eastbourne

The sweeteners I use, until recently, contained 500. Then I realised the pack was exactly the same, the price was the same buy in small letters, where it used to read 500 they now have 300. Another ripoff

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By *aulwantsMan
4 weeks ago

Melksham


"You can buy Canderell in granulated form just like sugar"
. Powder makes tea frothy

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