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Wanking in space

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By *lastactionhero OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

I was just thinking about that guy who has been stuck in space for the last six months and whether he is able to have a wank without NASA knowing

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By *oycasebriskMan
4 weeks ago

Market Rasen

I imagine it’s like on a submarine, offshore rig or a Matalan, you just do it out of view of others

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By *londebiguyMan
4 weeks ago

near Southport

Wonder what you do with the cum.

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By *akedhunterMan
4 weeks ago

Edgbaston


"Wonder what you do with the cum."

You never heard of "splashdown"

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By *ecentchapMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

"I think he's attempting rentry".

Could make a great science demonstration. Remember how the Apollo guy did the feather and the hammer experiment on the moon, demonstrating how objects of different masses fall at the same rate in a vacuum? Well a space wank would be great to illustrate Newtons third law of motion. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. As he comes, a small force will be applied in the opposite direction to the ejaculation and the wanker will slowly drift off in the opposite direction.

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By *ylesburybiMan
4 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Movement creates friction

Friction creates heat

How many wanks to heat a kettle ?

That sort of thing ? lol

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By *enardeMan
4 weeks ago

Barnsley

If there was a cock seal at the base and forgetting his guts coming out his bell end

But say he was able to ejaculate into space

Clearly initially the sperm blast is accelerating, so I wonder what speed it might achieve and how long would it take to stop accelerating and move through space at a constant speed

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By *ecentchapMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"If there was a cock seal at the base and forgetting his guts coming out his bell end

But say he was able to ejaculate into space

Clearly initially the sperm blast is accelerating, so I wonder what speed it might achieve and how long would it take to stop accelerating and move through space at a constant speed "

Once the initial propulsive force is removed the cum won't accelerate any more. This is the bit scifi gets wrong, space craft engines do not need to run continuously to cruise. Newtons first law!

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By *-skinMan
4 weeks ago

Weymouth

I wonder if he says just going outside for a quick one lol

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By *lastactionhero OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

I think we need Professor Brian Cox to do a BBC 2 special about spunk travelling at 99.9% the speed of light and whether it would destroy a planet if it hit it at that speed

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By *urious0997TV/TS
4 weeks ago

wiltshire

imagine how far it could go, space wanks should be a thing, see who can achieve the furthest distance for a facial…I’d volunteer to be the target

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By *lastactionhero OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

Voyager 1 is the first man made object to make to the edge of our solar system. Image spunk to be the first bodily fluid to do the same

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By *hiteroseMan
4 weeks ago

Neverwhere


"I think we need Professor Brian Cox to do a BBC 2 special about spunk travelling at 99.9% the speed of light and whether it would destroy a planet if it hit it at that speed"

If the planet had an atmosphere it would burn up on re-entry. It would create a streak of light known as a cumet.

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By *lectroboy32Man
4 weeks ago

Alfreton

I’m sure you could sneak one in. I managed when I was in hospital many years back with concussions from an accident. Eight on a bay and nurse desk just outside bay looking over us. Just remember trying to make sure the nurses couldn’t see the bed sheets moving.

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By *lastactionhero OP   Man
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

You don't want spunk floating around the craft as it could get into the electronics and cause a catastrophic system failure

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By *aggonerMan
4 weeks ago

Malvern


"You don't want spunk floating around the craft as it could get into the electronics and cause a catastrophic system failure"

…… and how would you explain that?

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