FabGuys.com forum: Wow the closest thing

By *ASEJASE69 OP Man
3 weeks ago

paignton

If your looking for closest thing. With out a meet. Warm a carrot up for 20 seconds in microwave. Just felt so real warm. Liturally just had best orgasam

Christmas spirit and that that

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By *ick1961Man
3 weeks ago

near herne bay....ish

I carrot believe it

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By *ASEJASE69 OP Man
3 weeks ago

paignton

Was so lush. Genuinley felt so so good. Warm moist and hard

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Don't try it with onions...they make you cry

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By *mallcock4u2000Man
3 weeks ago

Basildon

I can vouch for a warmed up carrot

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By *heshirechrisMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire and travels on business

are you vegetarian

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By *enjamin2018Man
3 weeks ago

Halstead

Keep the green bits on , something to hold on to just in case it gets stuck

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By *even333Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

And I thought I was breaking convention by drying wet socks in the microwave...

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Aldis and Lidls selling carrots at 8p a bag for last few days.....

You'll find them in the sex toy section.....

just ask a member of staff..

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By *udekeithMan
3 weeks ago

Cotgrave

I’ve yet to find a carrot big enough to provide satisfaction!

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By *tokerY2OMan
3 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Tescos are giving away a free carrot for Rudolph...just saying lads.....

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By *ick1961Man
3 weeks ago

near herne bay....ish

I’ll definitely be giving it a go

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By *tevejbMan
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Not interested in artificial sex. The nearest thing is being spooned by a lovely man or shemale who is being nice and intimate.

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By *loryhole SuckMan
3 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Why not heat up a dildo for 30 seconds medium heat?

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By *jh59Man
3 weeks ago

Stoke Golding

Prefer a cold carrot

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By *enardeMan
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

I do t want to seem like a troll but …just seems a tad sad or desperate

However I support you are free to do what you want

I like sounding and many wouldn’t like that xx

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By *astDevonGuyMan
3 weeks ago

East Devon

"I’ve yet to find a carrot big enough to provide satisfaction!"

Try a parsnip or squash

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