FabGuys.com forum: Lame excuses

By *ockey stick OP Man
2 weeks ago

Hounslow

What's the most lame excuse you've had for someone not turning up?

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By *tanleybiguyMan
2 weeks ago

Stanley

He’d been wanking and had cum already

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By *iassloverMan
2 weeks ago

Rugby

Crashed his car on the way to pick me up was my best. That's after I'd had a train journey.

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By *ockey stick OP Man
2 weeks ago

Hounslow

Mine was that he knocked on my door and that someone else answered.

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By *ogwhammerMan
2 weeks ago

Rainham KENT

Went to sleep and phone ran out of charge

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By *oberta99TV/TS
2 weeks ago

chester

I have knocked on a door and someone else answered!

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By *eepeter4Man
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

The wife just got back from Waitrose a bit earlier than expected

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By *vrardMan
2 weeks ago

Summertown

"Mine was that he knocked on my door and that someone else answered. "

I had this where my husband answered the door, and not knowing I was expecting a visitor, confusion ensued

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By *ockey stick OP Man
2 weeks ago

Hounslow

"Mine was that he knocked on my door and that someone else answered.

I had this where my husband answered the door, and not knowing I was expecting a visitor, confusion ensued

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and what happened?

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By *ockey stick OP Man
2 weeks ago

Hounslow

"I have knocked on a door and someone else answered!"
I gave the person the correct address.

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By *ewBrumBiMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham B15

He had to take a phonecall.

And that totally wasn't him sitting in the orange car watching me. Nuh uh.

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By *eneral distanceMan
2 weeks ago

st helens

Power cut and could not access his computer to check address and the meet time!!!

BLOCKED!!! Lol

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By *ubmanMan
2 weeks ago

Dublin 24

Stopped at a checkpoint and breathalized.Taken down the station for drink driving.

Ya gotta admit, its creative.

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By *rm_navMan
2 weeks ago

WATFORD

Not an excuse per se. Arranged to meet a decorator at a house - vacated - that he was doing up. He said we could either fuck in the house, or in the van. Near by me, but too far to walk. Gave him car details. Turned into the road to see him (we'd swapped pics) rushing to his van and driving off at speed just as I was about to arrive. Nothing heard thereafter. Drove home and blocked.

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By *evanianMan
1 week ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

"What's the most lame excuse you've had for someone not turning up? "

Broke his ankle falling off a kerb, a lame, lame excuse!

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By *ordonkyMan
1 week ago

Stillorgan

His entire family died in a car crash at the time I was waiting for him (they didn't)

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By *ockey stick OP Man
1 week ago

Hounslow

"His entire family died in a car crash at the time I was waiting for him (they didn't)"
that's rather sick to be honest.

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By *rTee69Man
1 week ago

He had to visit his mum (didnt have the grace to reply and tell me though, leaving me sat around for 45 mins) - after Id driven 150 miles. Luckily I was making the journey anyway to pick up an ebay purchase, but he didnt know that.

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By *etstalkMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

"His entire family died in a car crash at the time I was waiting for him (they didn't)"

This is a rather unhinged excuse from Someone.

Anyone who would even contemplate giving an excuse like that clearly has problems.

Think you avoided something there.

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By *ac EfronMan
1 week ago

Dorset

That he had died

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By *etstalkMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

"That he had died "

🙈🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *mbatmanMan
1 week ago

west end, southampton

Yesterday i was walking home to meet a guy that was coming over, on the way i saw a old guy that was acting abit strange and making strange noises asked him if he was alright and turns out he was having a stroke or heart attack, called an ambulance and stayed with him til it arrived.

Missed my meet and couldn’t let the guy know, i messaged when i got home and the guy said it was the worst excuse he ever heard. Haha

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By *en ToverMan
1 week ago

Telford

I’m not bothered about whatever excuse they use the reality was they didn’t want to meet for whatever reason so that’ll do for me. They can say they are stuck on mars if they want I don’t care just thanks for telling me no in a roundabout kind of way

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By *estafellaMan
1 week ago

Leicester

"That he had died "

Was he Derek Acorah?

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By *oxtrot1471Man
1 week ago

oxford

"That he had died

Was he Derek Acorah?"

You would think he would be on most haunted eve more often now

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By *ildwestheroMan
1 week ago

Llandrindod Wells

A guy claimed he had just been called into hospital to have a major operation.

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By *ard8onMan
1 week ago

Bolton

I sat for 20 minutes outside his house waiting, he replied just after I left, my sister was here, come now. Drove home, blocked

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By *k44Man
1 week ago

Somerset

The best one I had was he was afraid of all forms of transport that was after messaging me for like five days saying he can't wait to get spanked, rimmed and fucked by me then suddenly on the day he was going to visit me he came out with I'm afraid of all forms of transport I mean I'm a fair guy and understanding but I reminded him that way earlier in the conversation he told me that the best holiday he ever had was in Florida so I asked him if he teleported to florida seeing as he is afraid of all forms of transport, suffice to say he blocked me when I called him out on it. He then had the cheek to reach out to me three weeks later under a new account so I told him to do one and blocked him.

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By *okojMan
1 week ago

Knowsley

Mine shown up, I was staying in a hotel for work we had swapped pics so he knew what I looked like and when I went to reception to meet him and he decided he didn’t like beards told me this turned around and walked off

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By *ickSeekerMan
1 week ago

Canterbury

'Had to take an urgent business call, stuck downtown and would not be able to make it to my place as agreed, maybe some other time.....'

All very well and maybe plausible... only I saw him type all this from my penthouse window as he was standing at the pedestrian barrier into my apartment compound! I thought he was just typing to confirm what apartment door he should ring for access! I replied ok no worries,...and that I liked his [distinctive] orange parka, was it by Rohan or Helly Hansen! 😂

No further active contact since (viewed by, yes, a couple of times) and still haven't blocked each other.

Sometimes I think the lies come from a perspective of 'don't want to hurt his feelings', whereas in reality a 'changed my mind' or 'can't get through with this now' or even 'got a better offer' (well, ouch!) would suffice.

Silly men 🙄

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By *ranford cruiserTV/TS
1 week ago

Heathrow

A least you get excuses what about the no shows that just go off line there the worst guys had 1 guy said to meet down a lane over looking the m4 I knew what ven he was driving because I saw his van in a car park I was at when I got there met up with him he said it wasn't him so just blocked

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By *astDevonGuyMan
1 week ago

East Devon

My cock fell off

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By *onnyoneMan
1 week ago

Sheffield

Overran

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By *ookingFor...Man
1 week ago

West Sussex

"Crashed his car on the way to pick me up was my best. That's after I'd had a train journey. "

Assuming that's true, how is it lame?

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By *kigaiMan
1 week ago

Telford

I had a guy insist my house didn't exist. He was showing as 'within touching distance' so I said I'd walk the 30 yards to where I knew he was. He said he'd wasted enough time and drove away.

Another guy with whom I'd booked a meet a week in advance, and which involved me in a 90 minute drive, messaged about 10 minutes before I was due to leave to say he'd decided to go and visit a sick friend and would meet me the next night.

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By *cunnySucker69Man
1 week ago

Scunthorpe

Car wouldn't start

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By *bonybucksMan
1 week ago

High Wycombe

I don’t give them a chance to come up with one.

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By *ere2pleaseuMan
1 week ago

Tamworth

"Crashed his car on the way to pick me up was my best. That's after I'd had a train journey. "

I’ve actually had someone hit me up the arse while waiting at the red light on the way to a meet, not the hit up the ass I wanted but!! And he didn’t believe me and I got blocked.

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By *oycasebriskMan
1 week ago

Market Rasen

I changed my mind when seeing the guy in the flesh and his personality and decor was on par; talking about “blacks” and “lesbians not knowing who they are”. He had the old South African flag draped on his sofa, lots of military medals and bragging about dual citizenship for when things go bad. I listened for a bit feeling like Louis Theroux I considered lying to get out of there but thought this guy appreciates directness so I declined sex admitting that fucking a white supremacist would be good pub banter it would create a moral conflict in me like ordering a McDonalds. Then with a boner in his camouflage trousers and tears in his eyes he said, “yeah I didn’t want to even have sex with you anyway” He tried to show me out and I said, “Don’t worry Adolf I know the white way” He called me a stupid little cunt then I heard him smashing around.

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By *i1976AndyMan
1 week ago

Castle Douglas (ish)

Happened yesterday; he was very local and mentioned a time bracket that fitted my shift. Got to the place and waited. Arsehole just dropped off the messages and nothing else from him.

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