It's common for a lot of cheese to be consumed at Christmas, which is certainly the case for me, and with that comes odd dreams.
What cheese dreams has everyone had this week?
My top 3:
Grabbing Jacob Rees Mogg around the throat and explaining what a prick he is
Turning up at the start of the Manchester Marathon with only a sports bra (I run in male clothes) and no rave number
Being seduced by an beautiful black woman whose vagune turned out to have teeth that gnashed when she got aroused
