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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping?" Has to be Decampo and pineapple 🍍 boom boom . Mx  | |||
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping? Has to be Decampo and pineapple 🍍 boom boom . Mx "if that answer is up there i will give you the money myself | |||
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping? Has to be Decampo and pineapple 🍍 boom boom . Mx if that answer is up there i will give you the money myself "😂😂😂 Mx | |||
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping?" Welsh rarebit welldone extra topping optional xxx | |||
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"The bar is packed with fans watching the Ayr United Vs Hibs game and there are only 2 fans with London accents watching the Manchester United v Leicester in the Snugg " ... ... Lol. Great atmosphere at Somerset Park, Guv... | |||
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? " Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping?Welsh rarebit welldone extra topping optional xxx " That sounds rather yummy...  | |||
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping?Welsh rarebit welldone extra topping optional xxx That sounds rather yummy... "well I'll supply it if you want to try a portion lol xxx | |||
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"We asked 100 people what is Uncle Knobhead's favourite pizza topping?Welsh rarebit welldone extra topping optional xxx That sounds rather yummy... well I'll supply it if you want to try a portion lol xxx "Washed down with a bottle of Mackeson's stout in the snug. Lovely. Mx | |||
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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you have miss out the Raith rovers one"I burned that after Paul Mc Stay missed that penalty Peter. But I do have a Don caster Rovers edible one that I was given a long time ago by a 10" vacuum salesman with a PA. Mx | |||
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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you have miss out the Raith rovers one
I burned that after Paul Mc Stay missed that penalty Peter. But I do have a Don caster Rovers edible one that I was given a long time ago by a 10" vacuum salesman with a PA.
Mx
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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you have miss out the Raith rovers one
I burned that after Paul Mc Stay missed that penalty Peter. But I do have a Don caster Rovers edible one that I was given a long time ago by a 10" vacuum salesman with a PA.
Mx
was the pa a man or a woman xxx "Actually neither it was a Prince Albert piercing, he rattled my front teeth with it too, but all was well that ended well, well that is for him and his happy ending, I was buggered, quite literally and figuratively lol.
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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you have miss out the Raith rovers one
I burned that after Paul Mc Stay missed that penalty Peter. But I do have a Don caster Rovers edible one that I was given a long time ago by a 10" vacuum salesman with a PA.
Mx
was the pa a man or a woman xxx
Actually neither it was a Prince Albert piercing, he rattled my front teeth with it too, but all was well that ended well, well that is for him and his happy ending, I was buggered, quite literally and figuratively lol.
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"We asked 100 people,how many thongs has Marisa got in her chest of drawers? Hmmm that's a tricky one,let's see ( thinks out loud) there's the red one, blue one , Celtic one , Barca one, blue one, black lace one ...
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you have miss out the Raith rovers one
I burned that after Paul Mc Stay missed that penalty Peter. But I do have a Don caster Rovers edible one that I was given a long time ago by a 10" vacuum salesman with a PA.
Mx
was the pa a man or a woman xxx
Actually neither it was a Prince Albert piercing, he rattled my front teeth with it too, but all was well that ended well, well that is for him and his happy ending, I was buggered, quite literally and figuratively lol.
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"Buckfast all round Peter! My treat!" i hope you Swansea tomorrow | |||
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"Buckfast all round Peter! My treat!i hope you Swansea tomorrow " I hope you beat Swansea tomorrow | |||
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"Any suggestions on want to do with all these Glasgow Rangers shirt that have been left behind in the Snugg this afternoon " Stick them in the skip with all the Liverpool shirts that have been thrown away. | |||
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"Any suggestions on want to do with all these Glasgow Rangers shirt that have been left behind in the Snugg this afternoon " I'd put them in the same skip as the Rangers bras. Totally useless. No support and no cups. | |||
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"Did Uncle Knobhead beat him, Guv?" yes he beat him, though to the next round to play against a woman from Bath | |||
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"Let's hope Marisa and Leo Sayer behave themselves!😝" That Leo he always gets me going with his Gilbert O Sullivan impressions ooh. Should I wear my Liverpool knickers, Celtic thong or Everton butt plug, choices choices... Mx | |||
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"Inches or years, Peter?" inches dear | |||
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"Inshes cider and a viagra please love ".... ... More tea Vicar.... What about Exeter for the Nun Annual Day Out, Guv? | |||
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What about Exeter for the Nun Annual Day Out, Guv?"it is next Friday (21/2) Devon National Day | |||
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"Will egg sandwiches be permitted on the bus? " only if there is cress in them | |||
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"Will egg sandwiches be permitted on the bus? only if there is cress in them " And all the bus windows are open , | |||
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"Whats the prizes Guv , " a weeks holiday in Scarborough or Redcar | |||
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"Great prizes , UKH, Biggins and free booze, on a train , what could possibly go wrong . "Changing at Crewe | |||
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"Great prizes , UKH, Biggins and free booze, on a train , what could possibly go wrong . Changing at Crewe "... ... Uncle Knobhead will be flogging notepads. | |||
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"Eurovision night coming up soon at the NUN....is Cliff booked?" if he is still alive yes if not Dana from Ireland might pop in to sing | |||
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"Whats the prizes Guv , a weeks holiday in Scarborough or Redcar " Is 2nd prize two weeks' holiday? | |||
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"How many Valentines cards for Uncle Knobhead this year Guv? 🤔" 3001 and all with the same hand writing and a Bath and Exeter postmark on the evolopes | |||
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"How many Valentines cards for Uncle Knobhead this year Guv? 🤔3001 and all with the same hand writing and a Bath and Exeter postmark on the evolopes " still flitting  | |||
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"We'll need more Jamiesons Peter, the Shamrock Rovers match has gone into extra time" I hope you have got you lucky underwear 🩳 on tonight | |||
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"Don't forget next weekend is St David's day , there will be a party all weekend on a Welsh theme all I need is a few kilo of Leeks and a Welsh male voice choir." I know where to get a Male voice choir I've done a few erm shows with them in my time, but can't leek that kind of info out for free it will cost a tenner see what I did there | |||
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"Oh sorry. Did I not tell you my hobby is whale watching. Poor thing how did that bottle of Buckfast get there. So much pollution in our seas. Maybe there was a message in it. I wonder what it might say " ..... ... Please help me, Sammy's been busy with her wand. The CIA operatives in their submarine kept inserting me for their pleasure... whilst listening to Katy Melua/GWAR mash-ups. | |||
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"Widdecombe hopefully" differently not as she is head of security | |||
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"Best to be at the 4 winds bar not this load of shite" 👎👎👎👎 | |||
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"Hey man you been to the 4 winds bar" no comment | |||
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"Oh sorry. Did I not tell you my hobby is whale watching. Poor thing how did that bottle of Buckfast get there. So much pollution in our seas. Maybe there was a message in it. I wonder what it might say ..... ... Please help me, Sammy's been busy with her wand. The CIA operatives in their submarine kept inserting me for their pleasure... whilst listening to Katy Melua/GWAR mash-ups. " and next time it will the best of cold play so watchit init xxx | |||
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"Noooooooooooooooooo. Please release me!" that was Engleburt humperdink not cold play ,I'm watching you xxx | |||
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"If you lot don't behave i will get the jukebox to play Me Blobby all night " sorry guvnor that Ritchie trying to get me in trouble put him in the priest hole for the night xxx | |||
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"Do you think Mr Blobby would be up for another visit to the Nun again, Guv? Marisa and Sara surely will behave themselves better if he did return?" I might get the fella who sang What the matter you (oh shut upa your face) to do a turn at the blue nun this weekend failing that Gary Barlow | |||
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"Do you think Mr Blobby would be up for another visit to the Nun again, Guv? Marisa and Sara surely will behave themselves better if he did return?" they would eat him alive he would be deflated in no time xxx | |||
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"Pleased to see you've now stopped serving Americano coffee, Peter, and re-named it Europa coffee. " don't worry all American products have been took off the menu | |||
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"Are you open Guv?" just about but if Rachel from Account's carries on with her plans and the very far right with there protesion to get us closed down we are doomed (as Private Frazers from dads Army use to said /) | |||
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"The boss of Ryanair as just walk into the Blue Nun and asked for a pint of Guinness,uncle Knobhead reply that will be £4.50p and would you like it in a glass he's yes , well that will be £6 extra replied Uncle Knobhead " No flies on ole knobbers. | |||
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"All American and Trump supporters will be charged a extra 99.9% for there alcoholic drinks from 12 midnight at the Blue Nun and any Celtic or Patrick Thistle Will have a 10% discount .as for Rangers fans I have not discided yet ." Just give them bottled water Peter they will only spray it everywhere. Mx 👿 | |||
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"Is it true Anne Widdecombe is dressing up as an Easter Bunny next week, Guv?" yes she is and Uncle Knobhead dressed up as lamb and nowhere to go . | |||
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"Who's going to dress up as Hairy Mary, I mean Mary Mary, Peter. Mx 👿" A lady from Bristol I think | |||
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"Jack Daniels now £57 for a shot. £189 if you want Coca Cola with it" Could I just have the coca cola at £132 please | |||
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"Who's going to dress up as Hairy Mary, I mean Mary Mary, Peter. Mx 👿A lady from Bristol I think " I heard the said lady is selling tickets for a coach excursion from Bristol to Wembley, calling at the Blue Nun both ways. It's proving popular with Bristol City supporters | |||
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"Any winners Guv?" I managed to get £40 out of him for my Sainsbury's weekend shopping | |||
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