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By *anmanners OP Man
20 hours ago

NG4

What's your favourite Limerick.

I'll start...

There was a young lady from Hitchin

Who was scratching her cunt in the kitchen

Her mother said 'Rose'

It's the crabs I suppose

She said yes and the fuckers are itching

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By *hristine_JTV/TS
20 hours ago

Anglesey

One I remember from primary school

There was an old lady from Ealing

Who had an extraordinary feeling

She laid on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By *lly69coolMan
13 hours ago

shanklin

There was a young lady from Bude

Who danced on the stage in the nude.

One night from the front

A man shouted ‘cunt’.

Just like that - right out loud -

Fuckin’ rude!

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By *anmanners OP Man
13 hours ago

NG4

There was a man from Gosham

Who took out his balls to wash em

His wife said Jack

If you don't put em back

I'll tread on the sods and squash em

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By *lly69coolMan
13 hours ago

shanklin

There was a young man from Aberystwyth,

Who said to the girl he’d just kissed with:

‘That hole in your crutch

Is for fucking and such,

And not just a gadget to piss with’!

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By *anmanners OP Man
13 hours ago

NG4

There was a young man called Sprocket

Who went up to space in a rocket

The rocket went bang

His balls went clang

And his knob landed up in his pocket

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By *atadmirer72Man
13 hours ago

mid Suffolk

There was lad who had some toy soldiers to play with and took them up to his bed.

He had no captains and generals.

So he played with privates instead.

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By *ft pensionerMan
13 hours ago

There was a young man from Peru..

Who's limericks stopped at line two

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By *aylormaidMan
12 hours ago

tiverton

There once was a man from Darjeeling

Who boarded a bus to eeling,

It said on the door

Don’t spit on the floor

So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

(Spike Milligan)

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By *evanianMan
11 hours ago

Sir y Fflint - Gogledd Cymru

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By *ogwhammerMan
11 hours ago

Rainham KENT

There was a young bard from Japan

Who’ poems would never quite scan

When they told him so

He said yes I know

But I always try and get as many words in the last line as I possibly can

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By *ogwhammerMan
11 hours ago

Rainham KENT

"There was a young man from Peru..

Who's limericks stopped at line two

There was a young man from Verdun

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By *andinmypantsMan
10 hours ago

North East

While perving the pics on Fabguys

I caught the end of my cock in my flies

So I sat in my lounge

And wrote the word 'tounge'

Until the tears ceased to fall from my eyes.

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By *ogwhammerMan
10 hours ago

Rainham KENT

There was a young vicar of kings

Who’s mind fell from heavenly things

It rose no higher

Than a man in the choir

With an arse like a jelly on springs

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By *ownman40Man
10 hours ago

Bedford Thankfully Slightly Better Than Luton!

She stood on the bridge at midnight,

Her lips were all a quiver,

She gave a cough,

Her leg fell off,

And floated down the river.

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By *edsBlokeMan
10 hours ago

Stotfold

There once was a man from Madras,

whose balls were made out of brass.

When he banged them together,

they played Stormy Weather,

and lightning shot out of his ass.

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By *anmanners OP Man
4 hours ago

NG4

There once was a man called Dave,

Who dug up a fat fookers grave,

She was mouldy as shit

And missing a tit

But look at the money he saved!

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By *anmanners OP Man
4 hours ago

NG4

There was an old man from Harrow,

who tried to have sex with a sparrow,

the sparrow said “No,

you can’t have a go,

as the hole in my arse is too narrow.

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By *anmanners OP Man
4 hours ago

NG4

There was a young woman from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than an hour

Her cu*t was in flower

And her tits were all covered in s

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By *illlastMan
4 hours ago

nantwich

There was a woman from Pod

Who wanted a baby from God

It wasn't the almighty who crept up her nighty

It was the vicar, the dirty old sod!

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By *anmanners OP Man
4 hours ago

NG4

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By *anmanners OP Man
4 hours ago

NG4

Weeds

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